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210465  Bagels: That's not even close to legible

210490  a sedated moose: Who're you callin' a mook?

210462  Unstableton: Oh my god Becky look at Herr Assmann...

210485  Bagels: I can hardly read this

210488  Bagels: Techno bread

210459  Yurishiro: Let's go find your fucking parents Jess.

210468  saluted: I dont get it, someone please help me

210468  Murm Gungus: Jumps aboard the hype train. Pre-orders. Eagerly waits. Picks it up. Definitely not the golden Ferrari the reviews made it out to be. Hates car.

210497  Amiga 1000: Imagine that Nigeria is playing against Germany :

210487  Yurishiro: The ceiling is astonished!

210460  Teechur: Whoops. Looks like our home security camera started posting pics without our knowledge again.

210497  Fuzzpot: OP, pls. Like you haven't already seen the other posts.

210461  Teechur: Strabismus means never being able to do a Magic Eye. Speaking of Magic Eyes, I took a long look at Uranus last night.

210464  Teechur: You also need indefinite article.

210473  Teechur: After the parasite is separated from the host, it will continue to sap resources from the host for an additional 18-26 years. Perhaps more.

210474  Teechur: Gross. I hate dooty dishes.

210475  Teechur: Well, at least he stuck the landing.

210478  Teechur: @wootman Your comment reads like the opening lines to "Birdhouse in your Soul" by They Might Be Giants.

210497  Mumbo Dingus: Unused letters: den mark

210482  Teechur: Hold the keyboard up to the monitor and shout at it. At least that's what my kids do. Then my wife goes over and fixes it.

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1. Felicity
2. zrj235
3. Dr Awkward
4. Yurishiro
5. Christina
6. dangerkeith3000
7. Ulillillia
8. Shay
9. Knice
10. Mr. Shine



The top ten most commented-on images today:

210451 a robot: I prefer #194205

210334 Hosebag: @Side Boob Don't run! We are your friends!

210313 zrj235: Reboot of Demolition Man is looking really weird

210316 zrj235: The lion was dead when i got there. i was just about to return his large-calibre rifle that i borrowed a week ago.

210366 a robot: @MabelSyrup Best not to call random women "bitches" aboard the Spaceship

210304 kazzy94: They saw the opportunity and took it. THIS is journalism.

210320 Spazstatic: @funny in the wall I was given a book, forget what or was called exactly, something like the father's handbook. One of the important skills it mentioned was being able to fix a VCR. I got the book, new, about this time last year.

210258 Nope: @when so heat up crock pot, put butter in, wait till it melts, put lots of sliced onions in, cook for 6 hours. Stir every 2

210288 zrj235: CHAPTER 3: Robot gets a cup of coffee. *MASSIVE EXPLOSION IN BACKGROUND* Robot puts fuckin sunglasses on, and slowly walks away. *FIN*

210337 apoxia: @UltraBeverly I had a general anesthetic recently here in New Zealand and the price was just over $300. I thought that was pretty cheap.



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hat thrab uploaded 210324 (959 points)
withak uploaded 210031 (774 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 210247 (751 points)
No Penguins Allowed uploaded 210348 (750 points)
Warrax uploaded 210219 (731 points)
Brain uploaded 210036 (689 points)
rockkstar uploaded 210382 (677 points)
NO JOKES uploaded 210205 (672 points)
Tiny Butt uploaded 210034 (671 points)
fakeplastic uploaded 210099 (664 points)
cybeq uploaded 209985 (664 points)
flying sheep uploaded 210420 (661 points)
carlin uploaded 210291 (658 points)
namaste uploaded 209983 (632 points)
Side Boob uploaded 210220 (632 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

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 2. Not A Bot: 3785 points
 3. Warrax: 3337 points
 4. Annoying Vegan : 2505 points
 5. Side Boob: 1989 points
 6. gggina: 1652 points
 7. jimbiscuit: 1552 points
 8. grace: 1228 points
 9. carlin: 1198 points
10. Religion X: 1084 points
11. FarmerWalk: 1073 points
12. cybeq: 1053 points
13. twisty: 1044 points
14. tehghost: 1036 points
15. time is wastin: 1025 points
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Score:
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 Annoying Vegan : @Dr Awkward Yaaaaas! He is a cuddle bug. @fanny I've only met an angry corgi once, who snapped at everyone. I can't help but wonder if an abusive history causes that though. :(
 fanny: Neighbors down the street just got a corgi from shelter... kiddo asked to pet him and she yelled (as she yanked dog away) "NO PLEASE DONT PET HES SOOO MEAN!!" I didn't think it was possible :(
 Air Biscuit: Matching is nice.
 Dr Awkward: @Annoying Vegan This you and your dog? Ultra rad for you guys :)
 Felicity: Cute socks!
 Side Boob: Rad for a good dog
 Annoying Vegan : I LOVE THIS DOG! I LOVE HIM SO H*CKIN' MUCH!
 Knice: *views post, uploader name* Mm-hm, mm-hm *click*
Image 203448   09-14-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
248
 
 Teechur: What I thought of this? I wish I HAD thought of this!
Image 203447   09-14-17   Uploaded by    Salvador Molly
Score:
340
 
 WTF: @Felicity Nice catch!
 Ulillillia: Don't most chain hotels provide something like that in the morning anyway?
 Dr Awkward: @Felicity I'm sure the muffins don't taste great either.
 Felicity: Marriott logo somewhat in poor taste
 WaffleIron: They already provide complimentary coffee...
Image 203446   09-14-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
807
 
 Yurishiro: Eufcufe me fir, hafe u feen by owden?
 Mr Shifty: Am deff! Feer mee!
 Teechur: "I thought you said your dog does not bite." "Zat iss nott my dogg."
 Air Biscuit: *dog excitement wees
 Side Boob: I have you now!
 charlemagne: you never forget your first taste of long pork
 Volwen: Chomp
Image 203445   09-14-17   Uploaded by    happier
Score:
402
 
 Science: Sweet, sweet Bukkacorn. You're going to have so much corn dripping off your face...
 mrwiffler: Iowa conditions of entry.
 Yurishiro: Too late
 Teechur: I didn't know there were so many rules to cornography.
 Air Biscuit: In the future, they rebell against this sort of thing and corn is bountiful.
 DangitBobby: All i can picture is people touching others with their nasty "corn" calloused feet. Thanks.
 WaffleIron: No, the first rule of corn club is "you dont talk about corn club"
 Knice: Done. Certainly. What? WHAT?!?! *sadly puts shoes back on; heads home*
Image 203444   09-14-17   Uploaded by    Mister Beef
Score:
424
 
 Yurishiro: Cat burglar
 Robespierre: Why is Pappy looking so SHOCKED? There's nothing so odd about this.
 Hosebag: This annoys the screen.
 Knice: "Yep, just what I thought. The place has settled and the frame's not square anymore. Your best bet'll be to pull the door off and sand it down to match; then she'll shut nice & easy."
Image 203443   09-14-17   Uploaded by    totaljihad
Score:
461
 
 MasterTwig: Why is there ice on an NBA pregame? Basketball has really changed.
 Yurishiro: @Ulillillia hey!
 Felicity: Hockey just got interesting
 SlapDaddy72: I was like 'Chill the Fuck Out Cat"
 Ulillillia: CATS ON ICE.
 Yurishiro: Cat so nice.
 Knice: He plays Pawer Forward.
Image 203442   09-14-17   Uploaded by    HenryVIII
Score:
244
 
 Yurishiro: Uhhh that Just happened. Awkward i know.
Image 203441   09-14-17   Uploaded by    shipotle
Score:
144
 
 SlapDaddy72: view from tennis hell
Image 203440   09-14-17   Uploaded by    White Male
Image 203439 is unbelievably bad (score -4) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by satoshi. Boo, satoshi.
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