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221582  Sharkface: George Lucas dialogue as theological measuring stick? Brilliant!!

221565  a sedated moose: @Coolguy me too, but I think it says something to the effect of "exercise for the Fifth Element / film" down the right hand side of it. (In took Spanish in highschool, not French.)

221450  wolfpk: But mostly your mind; I'm a zombie.

221451  wolfpk: I suspected the farmet next door is using GMO pineapples.

221582  Amiga 1000: I've always loved that "Only a Sith deals in absolutes" is an absolute.

221569  Dan Tagonistic: This is why I prefer cats tbh

221574  SimonSaysGarfunkel: Huehuehue

221558  Dan Tagonistic: Facitse jam

221460  wolfpk: "Now I must kill everyone!!!!!"

221579  frankie: "Turns out I have herpes you might want to get tested" -Cinderella

221559  Shay: The horror....the horror....

221480  wolfpk: The dog on the right needs to go on a diet.

221566  Butcherboy: Not far enough. @Teechur

221579  skittles: Sorry kid, you need to be at least 24 inches for this ride.

221543  Not A Bot: I'm so sick of these bullshit hybrid breeds with a dumb portmanteau name. You own a mutt jackass. You spent way too much money on it too.

221568  Shay: BAH GAWD! THEY'LL KILLED HER!!!! AS GAWD AS MY WITNESS SHE IS BROKEN IN HALF!!!!

221570  Ulillillia: Reptilians

221577  edgarallendoh: Two girls... Two cups?

221568  Scoo: Later, pooplords!

221516  wolfpk: Sorry brony

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221352 VeeKay: Pre-amputation xray

221357 Robespierre: @Ulillillia You may think that I'm a Goomer / But I'm not the only one / One da-aay-ay you will join us / And the woo-oo-oorld will be as one...

221542 wolfpk: How much do you want to bet that building is a Wal-Mart

221464 Felicity: Dont look now, but theres a miniature neckbeard living on the back of your head

221419 tib gubb: more like megabutts

221407 E. HONDA: Actually let's go with Courier, 14 point, double spaced, 4 pages max. I don't have time to read all your shitty papers

221517 wolfpk: Practical, but creepy

221535 wolfpk: Is this guy and uber patriot, or did he just get really drunk?

221470 copunter: and that, friends, is the story of capitalism

221433 UnknownSample: "We've gotta do it tonight guys. The revolution will begin with us"



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Score:
426
 
 Bubo: A little early to add extra spice...
 Bubo: A little early to add extra spice...
 mrd0t: *unsheathes cooks knife* *sighs*
 Yurishiro: *shakes head* Dishonorable.
 Catcat: No flat butts in the kitchen, pls.
Image 203356   09-14-17   Uploaded by    Mexico
Score:
383
 
 DrinkMixMan: leave worry behind
 Ulillillia: All Cathy has to do is get on a bus
 redmonkey3: I'd burn a village or 3 to make it werk this way - also take bus a lot more
 Yurishiro: @mwoody Indeed, therapy just got WAY cheaper.
 mwoody: Depression ghosts hate this one simple trick!
 Yurishiro: See now i'm bummed out.
 Catcat: @Theta Zero it totally fucking is. I also hate all those illustrators that "show the world as it really is" that clickbait sites love.
 Theta Zero: So is like making bad webcomics about depression a symptom of depression or something because it's sort of endemic at this point
Image 203355   09-14-17   Uploaded by    Dorb
Score:
491
 
 sparename: Toadular Bells.. or is it "Froggie went a-chimin', And he did ride, Mmmm"
 Yurishiro: That brown stripe almost got me.
Image 203354   09-14-17   Uploaded by    daver
Score:
263
 
 waaaaaat: @Theta Zero friendlyspaceship.jpg
 Felicity: Eromoji
 redmonkey3: At least its all natural
 WTF: Damn it people!
 savvoy: Eggplant don't have veins, tho
 Yurishiro: I'm starting to think nobody in human history ever used this to actually say eggplant.
 Catcat: @WaffleIron Blasted In The Butt My Own Detached Penis Genetically Modified To Be An Eggplant
 WaffleIron: Paging Chuck Tingle.
 Theta Zero: no
Image 203353   09-14-17   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
318
 
 Prostata: looks like it worked
 Yurishiro: And life ender
 AverageJoe: this only works if you put two keys at the same time
 Dr Awkward: It's the key to the apartment for the man upstairs
Image 203352   09-14-17   Uploaded by    Extreme Locorito
Score:
177
 
 Shay: Science Project: Can Louie Anderson Survive Depression?
 Teechur: Bobby realized years later that he should have just danged it like his father told him to.
 Catcat: @Air Biscuit Makes you wanna take up smoking
 Air Biscuit: "How long does this take to clean 1 key?"
Image 203351   09-14-17   Uploaded by    Bacon Train
Score:
680
 
 White Rice: I'd go for it. It would end horribly, but I'd go for it.
 redmonkey3: Belly Rubs! (and a can of tuna)
 Donut: Lion around.
 Yurishiro: Key cleaner.
 Catcat: @dobbiesdoogs the trick is you're getting mauled anyways
 dobbiesdoogs: don't, it's a trick
Image 203350   09-14-17   Uploaded by    generic
Score:
499
 
 El hefe: I'm crushing your loon
 Greifer: dah
 redmonkey3: @Dr Awkward - the eyes have it (as a yes)
 Yurishiro: Failure: a guide for dummies
 AverageJoe: derp
 Dr Awkward: Is he throwing up gang signs? Is he a crip(ple)?
Image 203349   09-14-17   Uploaded by    humanfog
Score:
257
 
 Bubo: I just want hugs.
 Robespierre: My interest is piqued, Rashida.
 petepuma: I'm going with conjoined twin
 redmonkey3: I'm with nephew on this one @ "Hows that possible", Also: stay away from Rashida, to be safe
 Knice: "Then she told me to put my balls in her nostrils. Well, kids, that's when I knew she was The One."
 Catcat: Was this found in an Egyptian tomb? Because I can see some artifacts!
 Air Biscuit: @Dr Awkward supafreak.
 Yurishiro: She is Just a horny contorsionist, what's his excuse for "you's"
 AverageJoe: *You're
 Dr Awkward: Nephew seems on the level. Rashida, she a freak.
Image 203348   09-14-17   Uploaded by    Disclosure
Score:
206
 
 Mr Shifty: Damn Rashida, you's a freak
 Mr Bleak: Bollocks in the sky...
 eider: Nuts, it's upside down.
Image 203347   09-14-17   Uploaded by    crunchymush
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