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256979  Mr Bleak: Beauty of ... some kind of melon.

258620  Peter Pantsless: They were going to eat it either way

258606  Amy Housewine: @Mr. Shine Ahhhhh. You did have me worried. I'm relieved.

258623  Amy Housewine: US Imperial weighs in pounds and ounces, but not in Milestones.

258605  Mr. Shine: "I regret nothing."

258624  addend: "Reservoir /Cats/", much more violent.

258606  Mr. Shine: @Amy Housewine We're cool. I enjoy when it's unclear whether a statement is sarcastic or not.

258623  Felicity: Also, "cool" as measured in Celsius

258609  Warrax: #258613

258623  Shay: Well ain't that a bitches brew.

258613  Warrax: #258609

258608  addend: "Okay, but what's a CD?" @Mr. Shine

258611  Mr. Shine: I keep telling my wife that we should give out those individually wrapped prunes for Halloween.

258617  VoR: Look at em shine.

258606  Amy Housewine: @Mr. Shine Shit. Is this a phrase used in that sort of way? I honestly didn't know.

258628  Korrok: Korrok approves.

258612  Mr. Shine: So can I deposit pizzas into my account?

258610  addend: C3P-toe, but no R-toe-D2.

258613  Mr. Shine: Idgi

258621  Amy Housewine: I'm-a bite youu leg

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258368 Felicity: I'm thinking eighties drug lord glass bricks, chrome coffee tables, black leather couches, ferns

258520 Felicity: Maybe point it away from the trees

258337 Felicity: I happen to like nice men

258329 Felicity: The part of the Bob's Burgers episode where Bob pretends things are talking to him and he does their voices

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas

258546 Mr. Butt: @Passive Fucking racist.

258524 Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258450 Bohab: @Scoo oh man, I wish

258402 Amy Housewine: I resent that: I might be a witless bum magician but I'm not 'just' a witless bum magician.

258383 Ironass: This genetic splicing has got to stop! Now they've crossed a woman with an owl!



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Score:
426
 
 Bubo: A little early to add extra spice...
 Bubo: A little early to add extra spice...
 mrd0t: *unsheathes cooks knife* *sighs*
 nightmarez: *shakes head* Dishonorable.
 Catcat: No flat butts in the kitchen, pls.
Image 203356   09-14-17   Uploaded by    Mexico
Score:
383
 
 DrinkMixMan: leave worry behind
 Ulillillia: All Cathy has to do is get on a bus
 redmonkey3: I'd burn a village or 3 to make it werk this way - also take bus a lot more
 Natch: @mwoody Indeed, therapy just got WAY cheaper.
 mwoody: Depression ghosts hate this one simple trick!
 SS Keith: See now i'm bummed out.
 Catcat: @Theta Zero it totally fucking is. I also hate all those illustrators that "show the world as it really is" that clickbait sites love.
 Theta Zero: So is like making bad webcomics about depression a symptom of depression or something because it's sort of endemic at this point
Image 203355   09-14-17   Uploaded by    Dorb
Score:
491
 
 sparename: Toadular Bells.. or is it "Froggie went a-chimin', And he did ride, Mmmm"
 Capital: That brown stripe almost got me.
Image 203354   09-14-17   Uploaded by    daver
Score:
263
 
 waaaaaat: @Theta Zero friendlyspaceship.jpg
 teletub: Eromoji
 redmonkey3: At least its all natural
 WTF: Damn it people!
 savvoy: Eggplant don't have veins, tho
 tacticaljay: I'm starting to think nobody in human history ever used this to actually say eggplant.
 Catcat: @WaffleIron Blasted In The Butt My Own Detached Penis Genetically Modified To Be An Eggplant
 WaffleIron: Paging Chuck Tingle.
 Theta Zero: no
Image 203353   09-14-17   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
345
 
 Prostata: looks like it worked
 hosehorse: And life ender
 AverageJoe: this only works if you put two keys at the same time
 Dr Awkward: It's the key to the apartment for the man upstairs
Image 203352   09-14-17   Uploaded by    Extreme Locorito
Score:
177
 
 Shay: Science Project: Can Louie Anderson Survive Depression?
 Teechur: Bobby realized years later that he should have just danged it like his father told him to.
 Catcat: @Air Biscuit Makes you wanna take up smoking
 Air Biscuit: "How long does this take to clean 1 key?"
Image 203351   09-14-17   Uploaded by    Bacon Train
Score:
680
 
 White Rice: I'd go for it. It would end horribly, but I'd go for it.
 redmonkey3: Belly Rubs! (and a can of tuna)
 Donut: Lion around.
 ani625: Key cleaner.
 Catcat: @dobbiesdoogs the trick is you're getting mauled anyways
 dobbiesdoogs: don't, it's a trick
Image 203350   09-14-17   Uploaded by    generic
Score:
499
 
 El hefe: I'm crushing your loon
 Greifer: dah
 redmonkey3: @Dr Awkward - the eyes have it (as a yes)
 obama: Failure: a guide for dummies
 AverageJoe: derp
 Dr Awkward: Is he throwing up gang signs? Is he a crip(ple)?
Image 203349   09-14-17   Uploaded by    humanfog
Score:
257
 
 Bubo: I just want hugs.
 whaleshark: My interest is piqued, Rashida.
 petepuma: I'm going with conjoined twin
 redmonkey3: I'm with nephew on this one @ "Hows that possible", Also: stay away from Rashida, to be safe
 Knice: "Then she told me to put my balls in her nostrils. Well, kids, that's when I knew she was The One."
 Catcat: Was this found in an Egyptian tomb? Because I can see some artifacts!
 Air Biscuit: @Dr Awkward supafreak.
 trepanation: She is Just a horny contorsionist, what's his excuse for "you's"
 AverageJoe: *You're
 Dr Awkward: Nephew seems on the level. Rashida, she a freak.
Image 203348   09-14-17   Uploaded by    Disclosure
Score:
206
 
 Mr Shifty: Damn Rashida, you's a freak
 Mr Bleak: Bollocks in the sky...
 eider: Nuts, it's upside down.
Image 203347   09-14-17   Uploaded by    crunchymush
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