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258713  Robespierre: State-dictated haircuts of North Korea

258708  Teechur: Which one for people who are married to their careers? How about one for people who habitually make bad decisions?

258474  Science: Slapping me gently with his song...

258719  Robespierre: Time to call a Death Cab for Cutie

258722  Robespierre: Flooshy floosher

258713  Teechur: A Barefoot Hokey Runt

258735  artfulcodger: Sorry, I only wear Dvorak shoes...so much better for your insoles.

258735  twisty: Standard issue for CONTROL agents. Sorry about that, chief.

258735  Bernie 2016: This explains many of Trumps twitter posts.

258735  Vault Dweller: Later the letters will be rearranged to spell "KANYE" across one of the rows and the shoe will sell for $2200

258627  Robespierre: Hey - @dangerkeith3000 is really Bob Barker! Who'da thunk it?

258520  Science: Holy hell, I just realized that these are Inferno shells from Necromunda...

258725  charlemagne: this is a satire about the lack of affordable healthcare. you can tell it is a satire because it has animals in it

258734  wolfskin: That is not a cat. It is a living neck warmer.

258570  Science: Nee Jabba no badda. Me chaade su goodie.

258590  Science: @Sadbot: Well, considering the gunman is often killed, motivations remain a mystery. Also, the news media doesn't make headlines out of motivations because they usually aren't exciting and take time away from more sensational news items.

258722  Laree: Username/upload combo.

258696  Mr. Butt: Okay.

258648  Science: Yearbooks are a waste of money

258661  Science: @lecj07: That's not sweat...

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258546 Mr. Butt: @Passive Fucking racist.

258450 Bohab: @Scoo oh man, I wish

258524 Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258682 bug: ...unfortunately, I have scoliosis and could really use the extra money for corrective surgery

258402 Amy Housewine: I resent that: I might be a witless bum magician but I'm not 'just' a witless bum magician.

258520 Science: Holy hell, I just realized that these are Inferno shells from Necromunda...

258618 a robot: @VeeKay Nah that was my first thought too, like "back in the day when teen idols were in their 30s," but I realized that trend has never really gone away. Like the grown-ass adults on 90210 and in boy bands and stuff.

258337 Hokie333: I knew it, I'm surrounded by-- oh wait wrong movie

258441 addend: (Finishes. Hibernates.)

258590 Science: @Sadbot: Well, considering the gunman is often killed, motivations remain a mystery. Also, the news media doesn't make headlines out of motivations because they usually aren't exciting and take time away from more sensational news items.



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Hippitus Hoppitus uploaded 258376 (750 points)
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10. Baby Jesus: 1474 points
11. potato: 1467 points
12. mackdaddy: 1450 points
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Score:
345
 
 Prostata: looks like it worked
 hosehorse: And life ender
 AverageJoe: this only works if you put two keys at the same time
 Dr Awkward: It's the key to the apartment for the man upstairs
Image 203352   09-14-17   Uploaded by    Extreme Locorito
Score:
177
 
 Shay: Science Project: Can Louie Anderson Survive Depression?
 Teechur: Bobby realized years later that he should have just danged it like his father told him to.
 Catcat: @Air Biscuit Makes you wanna take up smoking
 Air Biscuit: "How long does this take to clean 1 key?"
Image 203351   09-14-17   Uploaded by    Bacon Train
Score:
680
 
 White Rice: I'd go for it. It would end horribly, but I'd go for it.
 redmonkey3: Belly Rubs! (and a can of tuna)
 Donut: Lion around.
 ani625: Key cleaner.
 Catcat: @dobbiesdoogs the trick is you're getting mauled anyways
 dobbiesdoogs: don't, it's a trick
Image 203350   09-14-17   Uploaded by    generic
Score:
499
 
 El hefe: I'm crushing your loon
 Greifer: dah
 redmonkey3: @Dr Awkward - the eyes have it (as a yes)
 obama: Failure: a guide for dummies
 AverageJoe: derp
 Dr Awkward: Is he throwing up gang signs? Is he a crip(ple)?
Image 203349   09-14-17   Uploaded by    humanfog
Score:
257
 
 Bubo: I just want hugs.
 whaleshark: My interest is piqued, Rashida.
 petepuma: I'm going with conjoined twin
 redmonkey3: I'm with nephew on this one @ "Hows that possible", Also: stay away from Rashida, to be safe
 Knice: "Then she told me to put my balls in her nostrils. Well, kids, that's when I knew she was The One."
 Catcat: Was this found in an Egyptian tomb? Because I can see some artifacts!
 Air Biscuit: @Dr Awkward supafreak.
 trepanation: She is Just a horny contorsionist, what's his excuse for "you's"
 AverageJoe: *You're
 Dr Awkward: Nephew seems on the level. Rashida, she a freak.
Image 203348   09-14-17   Uploaded by    Disclosure
Score:
206
 
 Mr Shifty: Damn Rashida, you's a freak
 Mr Bleak: Bollocks in the sky...
 eider: Nuts, it's upside down.
Image 203347   09-14-17   Uploaded by    crunchymush
Score:
275
 
 Mumbo Dingus: @Otterman Does anyone know what bag is that? I have yet to decide if I think he regrets.
 Otterman: I regret nothing.
 Catcat: *bworkpf*
 Jabberwikket: The hero we ended up with
Image 203346   09-14-17   Uploaded by    Weather
Score:
230
 
 Side Boob: @Catcat Hi! Oh :(
 fatman: I'll order the chicken sandwitch thanks.
 Dr Awkward: Humerus on point, betch!
Image 203345   09-14-17   Uploaded by    kensin
Score:
317
 
 Shay: Still thinking about that pig....
 Butcherboy: Don't worry. Someday we'll find it@Dr Awkward
 metallica: I can't...no...stupid memes...noooo....HERE COME DAT BOI
 Dr Awkward: Thinkin' bout that Rainbow Connection
 WaffleIron: Not easy...
Image 203344   09-14-17   Uploaded by    Rembo Prundus
Score:
282
 
 SpaceCow: Missing punctuation. "No pain. Like this body?"
 piranharama: Neonhorn ain't bad
 Teechur: This body no like pain.
 Catcat: I dunno, have you tried some other body?
 Popsicle Dream: Keep at it, pain Will like it sooner or later
 AverageJoe: chill out emo kid
Image 203343   09-14-17   Uploaded by    trepanation
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