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268575  WannaBee: The oaf tour broke any?

268612  sparename: Come up to the lab and see what's on the slab

268613  sparename: Some bus-drivers will supposedly overshoot a bus-stop where 'ample' ladies are waiting so that they can watch the hurried bouncing in their mirrors

268604  Mr. Butt: Cute.

268570  a robot: And FURTHERMORE *pushes glasses up on nose*

268570  a robot: And also magic interferes with electronic devices

268570  a robot: Yeah but we've also learned from the books that pronunciation is important, so he probably woldn't actually kill anyone that way

268571  a robot: Depends on the country, but probably good advice

268586  a robot: Works perfectly one time before the bartender smashes it over your head

268603  bug: If you stare too long into the void... you'll find the void staring back at you. ...and it's your grandpa selling a mirror on ebay.

268603  sparename: What lies? No big surprise. We get our clues from what the fun-house mirrors authorize

268600  a robot: Nobody thinks you're funny, Jeremy

268591  wolfpk: "Never ask a question you don't want answered" The guy gets an A+ for smartass!

268600  wolfpk: Do you have delusions of grandeur?: YES

268600  FabricMan: We rejected your application... for unoriginality

268592  Dr Awkward: Is this that German ewe-boat Ive read about?

268597  Dr Awkward: @barfolomew And hes got such an imagin-Aaaaaaahhhh! Tiger!!!!

268580  Not A Bot: *on the hole

268089  Mr Bleak: @kimjongun Theory of rent - OK U baa!

268095  Mr Bleak: @Janston Or hire an employee and buy an axe.

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268265 AlexDeLarge: @barfolomew just now saw that. But.... how does he get hired? This just raises more questions!

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P

268386 Teechur: Maybe Saturn has gone vegan

268323 alex: this made me vote rad @fanny

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!



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10. Zaxxoff: 1533 points
11. Shay: 1501 points
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15. fisto: 1419 points
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 Mr Shifty: Damn Rashida, you's a freak
 Mr Bleak: Bollocks in the sky...
 eider: Nuts, it's upside down.
Image 203347   09-14-17   Uploaded by    crunchymush
Score:
275
 
 Mumbo Dingus: @Otterman Does anyone know what bag is that? I have yet to decide if I think he regrets.
 Otterman: I regret nothing.
 Catcat: *bworkpf*
 Jabberwikket: The hero we ended up with
Image 203346   09-14-17   Uploaded by    Weather
Score:
230
 
 Side Boob: @Catcat Hi! Oh :(
 fatman: I'll order the chicken sandwitch thanks.
 mickeyd: Humerus on point, betch!
Image 203345   09-14-17   Uploaded by    kensin
Score:
317
 
 Shay: Still thinking about that pig....
 Butcherboy: Don't worry. Someday we'll find it@Dr Awkward
 metallica: I can't...no...stupid memes...noooo....HERE COME DAT BOI
 Soviette: Thinkin' bout that Rainbow Connection
 WaffleIron: Not easy...
Image 203344   09-14-17   Uploaded by    Rembo Prundus
Score:
282
 
 SpaceCow: Missing punctuation. "No pain. Like this body?"
 piranharama: Neonhorn ain't bad
 Teechur: This body no like pain.
 Catcat: I dunno, have you tried some other body?
 Popsicle Dream: Keep at it, pain Will like it sooner or later
 AverageJoe: chill out emo kid
Image 203343   09-14-17   Uploaded by    trepanation
Score:
187
 
 SpaceCow: "I want my MTVeeeee."
Image 203342   09-14-17   Uploaded by    waaaaaat
Score:
281
 
 Catcat: Ying and oil spill.
 potato: Shredded tao
Image 203341   09-14-17   Uploaded by    TheFrogMan
Score:
312
 
 Entertainmentalist: Doggie Darko
 Soaps Pierre: Derp dog at hours 12
Image 203340   09-14-17   Uploaded by    betamax
Score:
226
 
 cenecia: Everyone knows if you die in Canada you respawn at the nearest Tim Hortons.
 Catcat: @Ulillillia You're going to be sorry either way.
 salmiakki: Pointless. You can't die in Canada.
 AverageJoe: well, hockey gets out of control sometimes...
 Air Biscuit: @Ulillillia 'es not coming back.
 Defiance: So far so good
 Ulillillia: brb going to check
Image 203339   09-14-17   Uploaded by    brutal
Score:
318
 
 kornisjon: A bit rude to the person who designed the chair.
 skunkrocker: @Mr Bleak Bravo! I like it!
 Mr Bleak: @Dr Awkward I was surprised to find a "living museum" near here, where they encourage you to pick things up, feel them, sit on them. All except the preserved Bull's head in the Stockman's office (it's preserved with arsenic and it's not considered safe to touch).
 Jabberwikket: As you sit down [multiple cameras flash] surprise! You are the art
 Catcat: @Felicity there's an another sign just off the shot that says "No, really, it's not art"
 pirate: This is not poetry it's Just a dumb comment so you cwn shit on.
 pusha p: Surprise, it *is* art, and the sign is part of the art
 edvard: I hate it when the opposite is true... you're tired as shit and the only chair in the museum is a 259 year old relic that will land you in jail if you sit on it
 Warrax: Thanks.
 Ulillillia: Can't it be both?
Image 203338   09-14-17   Uploaded by    PlzPlzMe
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