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254008  Dreforian: Home to the original Bronto Burger

254014  Dreforian: Kid, be extra super thankful that door opens outward. I have the scar to prove what happens otherwise.

254072  WannaBee: @WTF My aunt would always tell me when I was little "Women don't fart, they toot" and "We don't sweat, we shimmer" it was funny back then, but now it's just stupid.

254113  Not A Bot: Only the great Fortune Feimster would take more than a whole fucking year to connect the two events.

254064  Dreforian: Guardian of the Master Sword in the next Zelda game...

254115  charlemagne: and they all stink of cheese, those dairy eating -expletive-

254117  charlemagne: pucker up

254115  Zochrot: I'll take racism fo 400 alex.

254058  raditzu: My kind of cake

254081  carpwoman: 'Shopped.

254115  Coolguy: Daaaaaaang.....

254100  WTF: @UnknownSample "If I can't see you, you can't see me."

254111  Sandor: What's a "cnadaian"?

254103  OldKentuckyShark: The same amount has now been all over that box of gloves. I suggest going back to touching the gas pump raw, skin on plastic action, aww yeah...

254114  WTF: These are the guys I work with... except it's every meal of the day.

254110  tib gubb: ship it

254111  tib gubb: @jochenau that and robust drug habits

254084  White Rice: Yup, he's still a worthy boy.

254113  SuedeOxford: Pen is broken, use finger.

254092  Not A Bot: "It's like, ugh, with things the way they are at the office, relaxing this weekend is gonna be really ruff..."

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253826 AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253776 trelyate: GOB is that you?

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

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253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

253821 Wooden Spoon: @Laree: of course its found in Australia.

254048 Teechur: @Mad Collager It's like trying to match paint on a fence or house after a few years.

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag



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Score:
282
 
 SpaceCow: Missing punctuation. "No pain. Like this body?"
 piranharama: Neonhorn ain't bad
 Teechur: This body no like pain.
 Catcat: I dunno, have you tried some other body?
 Popsicle Dream: Keep at it, pain Will like it sooner or later
 AverageJoe: chill out emo kid
Image 203343   09-14-17   Uploaded by    trepanation
Score:
187
 
 SpaceCow: "I want my MTVeeeee."
Image 203342   09-14-17   Uploaded by    waaaaaat
Score:
281
 
 Catcat: Ying and oil spill.
 potato: Shredded tao
Image 203341   09-14-17   Uploaded by    TheFrogMan
Score:
312
 
 Entertainmentalist: Doggie Darko
 Soaps Pierre: Derp dog at hours 12
Image 203340   09-14-17   Uploaded by    betamax
Score:
226
 
 cenecia: Everyone knows if you die in Canada you respawn at the nearest Tim Hortons.
 Catcat: @Ulillillia You're going to be sorry either way.
 salmiakki: Pointless. You can't die in Canada.
 AverageJoe: well, hockey gets out of control sometimes...
 Air Biscuit: @Ulillillia 'es not coming back.
 Defiance: So far so good
 Ulillillia: brb going to check
Image 203339   09-14-17   Uploaded by    brutal
Score:
318
 
 kornisjon: A bit rude to the person who designed the chair.
 Dr Awkward: @Mr Bleak Bravo! I like it!
 Mr Bleak: @Dr Awkward I was surprised to find a "living museum" near here, where they encourage you to pick things up, feel them, sit on them. All except the preserved Bull's head in the Stockman's office (it's preserved with arsenic and it's not considered safe to touch).
 Jabberwikket: As you sit down [multiple cameras flash] surprise! You are the art
 Catcat: @Felicity there's an another sign just off the shot that says "No, really, it's not art"
 pirate: This is not poetry it's Just a dumb comment so you cwn shit on.
 pusha p: Surprise, it *is* art, and the sign is part of the art
 Dr Awkward: I hate it when the opposite is true... you're tired as shit and the only chair in the museum is a 259 year old relic that will land you in jail if you sit on it
 Warrax: Thanks.
 Ulillillia: Can't it be both?
Image 203338   09-14-17   Uploaded by    PlzPlzMe
Score:
400
 
 sirgallium: Those pepperonis are lined up as fuck
 Mr Bleak: Walter White was on holiday here, I take it.
 wolfpupy: Pizza saddle looks comfy
 Dr Awkward: My draft horse has an irrational fear of mini horses, but also is a fat ass that will eat anything... I sincerely want to see his reaction to this pizza mini horse
 Ulillillia: Get out of my dreams, and into my car.
Image 203337   09-13-17   Uploaded by    Paint Chips
Score:
437
 
 GiveMePlus: T-rex is beloved.
 Dr Awkward: PT-Rex
 addend: Wrappedtor.
Image 203336   09-13-17   Uploaded by    beefbeef
Score:
312
 
 SpaceCow: "The burgers are coming from inside the restaurant!"
 namename: "Wanna taste my salty fry?"
 petepuma: YES, THIS IS ROLAND
 sue: "They all float...in my toilet."
 Catcat: WHADUUUUUUP
 Air Biscuit: @Nope *heavy clowning
 Warrax: "Kill your family."
 Off Topic: @DrinkMixMan Dial R for Burger. Even though burger doesn't start with an R.
 DrinkMixMan: An under-appreciated Hitchcock film
 Nope: *heavy breathing*
Image 203335   09-13-17   Uploaded by    Snow Plow
Score:
402
 
 savvoy: Hunted to extinction long ago, only a few reminders of their existence remain
 Jabberwikket: You might be a hermit if...
 Skaalar: @Rat-Butt What!? Really? I would live it UP in that biz! Everyday is an excuse to dress up as some sort of sea creature!
 Rat-Butt: There ain't enough crack in the world that would get me into that satanic aberration that some one called a house
Image 203334   09-13-17   Uploaded by    doggggggie
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