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268457  redmonkey3: Never. EVER. make eye contact with the goose - he has many other stops to make & no time for yr human flirtations

268451  Air Biscuit: But you wont know till after im gone anyway...

268452  Air Biscuit: Never trust people walking on water.

268455  Air Biscuit: Hungry for worrrrds?

268447  Ihminen: i like how the grey smear that is just censoring the letter I is also shaped like a letter I

268448  MrBoffo: Imagine a whole "Guernica" using faces like these - chilling.

268445  MrBoffo: You DID. I SEEN it.

268447  MrBoffo: Thank you, Grey Smear, from saving me from having to confess that I sinned by reading ... uh ... an "obscenity" ... or something.

268466  Bernie 2016: Aww sweet Zappa! I used to follow him on Instagram. RIP bud.

268449  MrBoffo: They make bathtime ... lots of fun...

268453  MrBoffo: Something something criminal intent

268454  Annoying Vegan : Which Ghibli movie is this from?

268435  Lunimeow: Nice Quackulator.

268453  WTF: That Moons Over MyHammy isn't going to pay for itself.

268451  mammal883: By the way, that eggtimer right above the sign for 2.99, they are wonderful for making hardboiled eggs.

268447  Eleftheros: @WannaBee I'd watch Jack Preacher

268451  mammal883: I used to do this all of the time at World Market, True Value, Target, et cetera. I was so immature back when I was 44.

268444  redmonkey3: There could be a recall notice on yr doggo...

268421  Mad Collager: All it needs when it's done is some toe cheese.

268423  Mad Collager: Borkfupine

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4. Felicity
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The top ten most commented-on images today:

268323 alex: this made me vote rad @fanny

268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P

268265 barfolomew: @AlexDeLarge well, this guy appears to be a plumber.

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268224 Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies



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wolfskin uploaded 268231 (792 points)
fisto uploaded 268258 (776 points)
dangerkeith3000 uploaded 268043 (763 points)
moogerator uploaded 268274 (747 points)
E. HONDA uploaded 267966 (712 points)
Side Boob uploaded 267955 (704 points)


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 5. Annoying Vegan : 2183 points
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 7. MrBoffo: 2081 points
 8. dangerkeith3000: 1804 points
 9. Stoner: 1708 points
10. ChubbyBuddy: 1502 points
11. east bay: 1480 points
12. watwatwat: 1417 points
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14. fisto: 1334 points
15. poetrysucks: 1334 points
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 Mr Bleak: Secret volcano base for sale: one previous owner, ideal fixer-upper for the discriminating super-villain.
Image 203300   09-13-17   Uploaded by    tess
Score:
379
 
 Sydney: Take only what you need to survive
 WaffleIron: Yeah there's only certain parts of the salt flats you can actually drive on.
 dobbiesdoogs: good use of an astro van
 bigASShobo: HashtagVanLyfe
 Popsicle Dream: HashtagVanLyfe
Image 203299   09-13-17   Uploaded by    bromide
Score:
378
 
 funny in the wall: @a robot i guess i'll go to fart college
 petepuma: Ernest Borgnine approves
 DrinkMixMan: Tonight's game against the Cleveland Steamers!
 El Barto: Whilst under the covers lift a leg or two then drop it quickly and you can achieve a fan forced dutch oven. Enjoy!
 E. HONDA: Is their mascot a blond kid with a bowl cut?
 Shay: Just whatever you do, don't light a match under the covers.
 a robot: @funny in the wall I read that in Homer Simpson's voice youtu.be/…
 funny in the wall: Farts are funny
Image 203298   09-13-17   Uploaded by    Never AFK
Score:
239
 
 Bu7Z: @Yurishiro in other words, you've joined a suicide cult, and once you attain the highest rank, it's time for you to drink the cool aid.
 twitter: @Yurishiro Haha, I didn't know that "agg.ro.ga.tor" actually gets switcherinoed to "friendly spaceship", hence the redundancy of that one statement.
 saluted: @Dr Awkward well wow, ok! Thanks bud :)
 Vault Dweller: @Yurishiro Often, folks around here refer to friendly spaceship as the "friendly spaceship" and you may see references to that in comments 2) purple is the highest attained stays here. The Heaven's gate cult thought there was a spaceship behind the Hale-Bopp comet and they all took cyanide capsules (I think) to kill themselves while wearing the same purple jumpsuits and Nikes as each other
 PlzPlzMe: @Dr Awkward ok i need some explanation s here please...spaceship? Purple? Unrelated: armageddon outta here!
 Ulillillia: Farts are funny
 toaster: Wait, is this whole website actually just a reformulation of the Heaven's gate cult? Spaceship... purple...
 mission2mars: Ah, the spaceship at least! I better get purple real soon.
Image 203297   09-13-17   Uploaded by    tacticaljay
Score:
373
 
 Not A Bot: Drae, Dare, and Ader cannot read! Little Dears.
Image 203296   09-13-17   Uploaded by    realjon
Score:
205
 
 drtofu: Pushers
 Entertainmentalist: Salt n Pepa's favorite store.
 Wet farts: "PUSH"
 Fiveninety: if you take the knob off the door and replace it with a metal plate, people will just assume it's a push door and you won't need signs
 originaluser: @Derp Herpigan Doot du doot du doo doo. naNAnana.
 piranharama: Maternity ward entrance?
 Shay: Only Discover card holders pull.
 Derp Herpigan: Push it real good.
Image 203295   09-13-17   Uploaded by    Social Vegan
Score:
670
 
 PenguinBartender: Harmp!
 a robot: Cat got yer....thumb?
Image 203294   09-13-17   Uploaded by    wwwdotcom
Score:
183
 
 Ulillillia: Oh dag, I didn't mean for you to eat the whole bag
 a robot: #95174 is excited
 bug: 223: don't eat. 224: don't eat. 225: don't eat.
Image 203293   09-13-17   Uploaded by    magicmormon
Score:
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 Not A Bot: no worries about getting crumbs in THIS bed
 BavidDowie: Rad for cool dog and Royals
 Urn BooUrn: AM HAPPY!!!!
Image 203292   09-13-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Lizard
Score:
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 i peed a lil: This is the hell that awaits Kent Thiry
 psyops: Good for the skin
 Nothing: Dean Stockwell! No!
 Not A Bot: Veteran warrior joins his pals on and as Retirement Reef.
 BavidDowie: Does that once a month
 Cami: Moobs like Jagger.
Image 203291   09-13-17   Uploaded by    redpeepee
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