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258337  addend: "Do or do not. There is no try."

258344  addend: Mm... cookies & cream.

258363  Scoo: Thomas the Dank Engine

258350  addend: "Mind if I play through?"

258364  Nope: Stone Cold Stephen Dallas

258368  Knice: If that happened, the rest would be a huge let-down.

258362  Korrok: I can dig it.

258326  Robespierre: Looks like a pump, wears like a sneaker.

258240  lecj07: @Not A Bot I won't put your good advice to shame.

258372  georgerino: Kitties with loud purrs are the best.

258362  Austin: cue Dawson's creek music

258371  Knice: I briefly considered writing a story about immigrant fisher-cats, then all my free-time evaporated. It was fun to play with, though. #132647

258363  a robot: Only quality coal, my friend

258363  kazzy94: lol 420 blaze it

258360  a robot: "Where's MY parade??"

258347  KingTrebek: Post Malone got his tattoos removed

258356  Solemn: Into oblivion this one goes.

258356  KingTrebek: Realistic farts too

258361  Nope: It was though

258353  Not A Bot: Shia Leboeff gets more than you nerds!

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1. Mr. Shine
2. Robespierre
3. dangerkeith3000
4. Scoo
5. tib gubb
6. Side Boob
7. Shay
8. Knice
9. Solemn
10. VeeKay



The top ten most commented-on images today:

258111 Annoying Vegan : This is wasteful.

258089 DrNinjaman: Do the eagles have large talons?

258129 tib gubb: @Wooden Spoon women thinking things, that's hilarious

258079 Robespierre: Team building exercises suck

258098 Robespierre: @Felicity I looked it up - it's "Fontius Pilate"

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258337 Laree: Help me take this mask off.

258106 RiderFan: @Scoo Says you.

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?



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angry uploaded 258013 (812 points)
InfiniteZero uploaded 258199 (781 points)
cran vodka uploaded 257887 (773 points)
chemical uploaded 257894 (768 points)
god666 uploaded 258015 (763 points)
Warrax uploaded 257963 (760 points)
my wheelhouse uploaded 258155 (756 points)
salmiakki uploaded 257890 (754 points)
NonRhetorical uploaded 258154 (751 points)
Salvador Molly uploaded 257943 (744 points)


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 2. Warrax: 3238 points
 3. Side Boob: 2721 points
 4. Mr. Shine: 2377 points
 5. E. HONDA: 2291 points
 6. NotHuman: 2198 points
 7. god666: 2117 points
 8. DerMantis: 1807 points
 9. bromide: 1795 points
10. burritos: 1736 points
11. cran vodka: 1684 points
12. Solemn: 1640 points
13. logan: 1627 points
14. trumpet: 1621 points
15. Annoying Vegan : 1572 points
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 Mr Bleak: Secret volcano base for sale: one previous owner, ideal fixer-upper for the discriminating super-villain.
Image 203300   09-13-17   Uploaded by    tess
Score:
379
 
 Sydney: Take only what you need to survive
 WaffleIron: Yeah there's only certain parts of the salt flats you can actually drive on.
 dobbiesdoogs: good use of an astro van
 Dr Awkward: HashtagVanLyfe
 Dr Awkward: HashtagVanLyfe
Image 203299   09-13-17   Uploaded by    bromide
Score:
378
 
 funny in the wall: @a robot i guess i'll go to fart college
 petepuma: Ernest Borgnine approves
 DrinkMixMan: Tonight's game against the Cleveland Steamers!
 El Barto: Whilst under the covers lift a leg or two then drop it quickly and you can achieve a fan forced dutch oven. Enjoy!
 E. HONDA: Is their mascot a blond kid with a bowl cut?
 Shay: Just whatever you do, don't light a match under the covers.
 a robot: @funny in the wall I read that in Homer Simpson's voice youtu.be/…
 funny in the wall: Farts are funny
Image 203298   09-13-17   Uploaded by    Never AFK
Score:
239
 
 Bu7Z: @Yurishiro in other words, you've joined a suicide cult, and once you attain the highest rank, it's time for you to drink the cool aid.
 Dr Awkward: @Yurishiro Haha, I didn't know that "agg.ro.ga.tor" actually gets switcherinoed to "friendly spaceship", hence the redundancy of that one statement.
 saluted: @Dr Awkward well wow, ok! Thanks bud :)
 Dr Awkward: @Yurishiro Often, folks around here refer to friendly spaceship as the "friendly spaceship" and you may see references to that in comments 2) purple is the highest attained stays here. The Heaven's gate cult thought there was a spaceship behind the Hale-Bopp comet and they all took cyanide capsules (I think) to kill themselves while wearing the same purple jumpsuits and Nikes as each other
 PlzPlzMe: @Dr Awkward ok i need some explanation s here please...spaceship? Purple? Unrelated: armageddon outta here!
 Ulillillia: Farts are funny
 Dr Awkward: Wait, is this whole website actually just a reformulation of the Heaven's gate cult? Spaceship... purple...
 Dr Awkward: Ah, the spaceship at least! I better get purple real soon.
Image 203297   09-13-17   Uploaded by    tacticaljay
Score:
373
 
 Not A Bot: Drae, Dare, and Ader cannot read! Little Dears.
Image 203296   09-13-17   Uploaded by    realjon
Score:
205
 
 drtofu: Pushers
 Entertainmentalist: Salt n Pepa's favorite store.
 Wet farts: "PUSH"
 Fiveninety: if you take the knob off the door and replace it with a metal plate, people will just assume it's a push door and you won't need signs
 Dr Awkward: @Derp Herpigan Doot du doot du doo doo. naNAnana.
 piranharama: Maternity ward entrance?
 Shay: Only Discover card holders pull.
 Derp Herpigan: Push it real good.
Image 203295   09-13-17   Uploaded by    Social Vegan
Score:
670
 
 PenguinBartender: Harmp!
 a robot: Cat got yer....thumb?
Image 203294   09-13-17   Uploaded by    wwwdotcom
Score:
183
 
 Ulillillia: Oh dag, I didn't mean for you to eat the whole bag
 a robot: #95174 is excited
 bug: 223: don't eat. 224: don't eat. 225: don't eat.
Image 203293   09-13-17   Uploaded by    magicmormon
Score:
779
 
 Not A Bot: no worries about getting crumbs in THIS bed
 BavidDowie: Rad for cool dog and Royals
 Urn BooUrn: AM HAPPY!!!!
Image 203292   09-13-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Lizard
Score:
289
 
 i peed a lil: This is the hell that awaits Kent Thiry
 psyops: Good for the skin
 Nothing: Dean Stockwell! No!
 Not A Bot: Veteran warrior joins his pals on and as Retirement Reef.
 BavidDowie: Does that once a month
 Cami: Moobs like Jagger.
Image 203291   09-13-17   Uploaded by    redpeepee
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