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253732  VeeKay: @RiderFan Not specified: When she actually was a virgin.

253535  Mr Bleak: Which one? Aren't there two at the moment?

253541  Mr Bleak: @jochenau What you see it two mirrors - probably fitted wardrobe doors. The left hand one is open, giving a 90 degree (or so) angle between them. The right one reflects a door we can't see to the photographers right, the other reflects the image in the first mirror. (You can see the mirror border, it looks like Cedar strips from here).

253767  Greifer: but no fucks given

253777  DOW: My favorite gum ever. Now I have to go to the store an buy some.

253549  Mr Bleak: How much do I need to pee in order to melt enough to have a dump?

253561  Mr Bleak: @Teechur We've always had fit cats - enthusiastic predation sees to that I suspect - including one that could jump onto a wall taller than I am in a single bound. The current murder floof can only manage about three or four time his height, but that doesn't seem to slow him down at all.

253697  Shay: Good god, did a squirrel mate with a bird?

253762  Side Boob: Cool, daddio!

253701  Shay: @Dr Awkward And like hipsters they don't keep the racket down at 3 in the morning.

253734  Side Boob: "That doesn't scare me. Work on it!"

253762  Greifer: koolcat

253712  Passive: Whew I feel the burn

253742  Side Boob: Not Steve, though. Fuck Steve.

253747  Side Boob: I see this with new 4-wheel drives in the winter. 4-wheel GO doesn't equal 4-wheel STOP.

253763  Urn BooUrn: Best Friends!

253764  Urn BooUrn: Best friends!

253733  Passive: Ew, why would anyone put that disgusting thing to his lips. Oh hey and there is a foot, too!

253761  Urn BooUrn: Hadouken!

253761  Side Boob: Now clean your fucking room.

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Score:
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 savvoy: Cat seems strangely resigned to its fate. Probably thinking,"I know where you sleep, bitch."
 Mike Michael: The risk i took was calculated, but man, i am bad at math.
 Urn BooUrn: Et tu, Camera-guy?
 Ulillillia: Beautiful shaved people.
Image 203280   09-13-17   Uploaded by    celebgate
Score:
145
 
 SomeCanadian: Later, Shitlord!
 SomeCanadian: Later, Shitlord!
 Dr. Bathroom: WikiHow presents, "How to Die".
 dope: Later shitlord
 sparename: OOBE dooby-doooo
 Dr Awkward: Human version of #203074
Image 203279   09-13-17   Uploaded by    flushpuppy
Score:
241
 
 Mr Bleak: Prosthetic noses are almost unnoticeable these days.
 SomeCanadian: That guy is such an asshole @savvoy
 Rent A Dog: Nasal Ranger
 savvoy: Senator Inhof uses science to disprove the global warmings
 Fiveninety: wait.. the Smell-O-Scope is real!?
 clueful: Pro cocaine abuser.
Image 203278   09-13-17   Uploaded by    pleasing
Score:
143
 
 trelyate: I guess Canadians are invisible to Japanese people?
 jochenau: @Dr Awkward So *that's* how El Chapo got away...
 Derp Herpigan: Atlanta is in Florida?
 savvoy: So, not much difference to how Americans see America
 a spider plan: Alaska looks like a little island lol.
 Dr Awkward: I'm really loving the fact that the Carlsbad caverns has one entrance in Mexico, and the other one in the mountains between Vegas and Dallas(?)
 piranharama: *Overworld Music Plays*
 Dr Awkward: I was born in New England. Indianapolis, to be precise.
Image 203277   09-13-17   Uploaded by    Seven Eight Nine
Score:
186
 
 Dr Awkward: @Science Right, that's where my confusion was.
 Science: @Dr Awkward: Obviously not - he's @SomeCanadian
 Dr Awkward: @SomeCanadian Hmm, did you grow up in the American health care system?
 SomeCanadian: I drank a thing of this once as a kid. My mom refused to take me to the hospital and said it would be my own damn fault if I died.
 Uncle Phil: The cool kids had the purple kind. Pun intended.
 Dr Awkward: Ice Ice, Maybe?
Image 203276   09-13-17   Uploaded by    johnnyc
Score:
151
 
 SomeCanadian: Where Salad Fingers emerge
 savvoy: I see you, octopus.
 dad: What happened to hulk?!?!
 tess: Is this how they make Pocky?
Image 203275   09-13-17   Uploaded by    drhilljack
Score:
115
 
 Not Sam: dang @Yurishiro
 GTA VII: I'm leaving, synth you are not listening
 buffalo: Can that board mix me a Manhattan?
 DrinkMixMan: I can hear the shrill industrial screeching now
Image 203274   09-13-17   Uploaded by    Mumbles
Score:
295
 
 Bubo: Bacon - proof of the existence of God (see Al Murray on YouTube)
 funny in the wall: Alright, internet, do y'all really like bacon as much as you say you do?
 Frank herbert: So...we meat again!
 fidelcastro: You're in no condition to talk, @sparename.
 sparename: "I'M CURED!!"
Image 203273   09-13-17   Uploaded by    redrex
Score:
167
 
 Mr Bleak: @Dr Awkward "...This is Budweiser Genuine, which is just a 'flavoured water'." For Bud Lite, they remove the flavouring (and possibly dehydrate the water).
 kswat: @Lantry Cats! Cats! Cats!
 Ulillillia: I keep telling you, kitty, pee goes in the litter box.
 Dr Awkward: @Lantry No no, This is technically not "light" beer. This is Budweiser Genuine, which is just a "bad" beer.
 Lantry: Which will win? The love for cats, or the hate for light beer?
 MabelSyrup: Annnnnd ... the shunning begins.
Image 203272   09-13-17   Uploaded by    Double-Munched Tacotito
Score:
223
 
 9mm: @Dr Awkward That borders on being "aggressively Caucasian."
 Dr Awkward: My father-in-law calls du-rags "du-hats." Because he is exceptionally Caucasian.
 Stom Premben: Creepy, on multiple levels.
Image 203271   09-13-17   Uploaded by    waterudoin
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