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216729  ignatz: Is this what they call bukkake?

216730  ignatz: @Yurishiro But what's the strange 6-legged animal in the 3rd panel?

216693  El hefe: Lemonparty.org

216727  Salvador Molly: I work outside with no wind protection and occasional 50+mph winds. This is accurate.

216699  El hefe: Not a llama

216708  Dan Tagonistic: @Catcat Same - a few pictures of cats as it happens

216726  Yurishiro: PRESENCE BEHIND: ACTIVATE KILL MODE. QUACK.

216727  Yurishiro: Women eh? Eh?? *high five the next random guy*

216728  Yurishiro: Is this a time capsule?

216730  Yurishiro: This web comic is incredibly well drawn.

216727  wooden boy: I concur.

216582  Yurishiro: BIRTHNAY SMEARS!!!!! WOOOOO!

216584  Yurishiro: Girl he treats you so fiiiine

216717  sparename: No room for rally-track or runway, not even enough for a helipad, 1/10 - won't dream of again

216692  Sadbot: I have a sewing kit, whisky, a propane torch, a stick, and a knife. I'm set on affordable healthcare.

216719  ASTER: I hope they make it out ok.

216721  zrj235: Oxford Comma

216728  Prefuse: We started writing the dollar amount on a post it and putting that in the egg instead. Then you take all of your post its to grandma to cash them in. Too many wasted dollars before we figured that out.

216585  Yurishiro: Sorry penguin, we're just paramedics.

216588  Yurishiro: Cone of shame just became a cone of share.

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216613 Felicity: On the no-frills airline, frills include stairs from the plane

216475 raditzu: heavy breathing

216537 UltraBeverly: This festival has EVERYTHING!

216629 Seven Eight Nine: This made me vote rad @sparenamelaptopdied

216490 Yurishiro: HEY! How did you know I have "you reading this comic now." tattooed on my face?

216495 Felicity: @sparename Keep going until you hear the crunch

216573 dangerkeith3000: @fanny Me too. Exact same thing. I was in Kindergarten tho.

216539 jochenau: Oil heaters are RAD. I have no idea why people bother with those stupid space heaters that sear a small patch in front of them and leave everything else freezing.

216647 Annoying Vegan : Huh. My dermatologist showed me this exact same diagram.

216648 Felicity: Dubai is actually working on becoming sustainable



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Score:
186
 
 Dr Awkward: @Science Right, that's where my confusion was.
 Science: @Dr Awkward: Obviously not - he's @SomeCanadian
 Dr Awkward: @SomeCanadian Hmm, did you grow up in the American health care system?
 SomeCanadian: I drank a thing of this once as a kid. My mom refused to take me to the hospital and said it would be my own damn fault if I died.
 Uncle Phil: The cool kids had the purple kind. Pun intended.
 Dr Awkward: Ice Ice, Maybe?
Image 203276   09-13-17   Uploaded by    johnnyc
Score:
151
 
 SomeCanadian: Where Salad Fingers emerge
 savvoy: I see you, octopus.
 Yurishiro: What happened to hulk?!?!
 Robespierre: Is this how they make Pocky?
Image 203275   09-13-17   Uploaded by    drhilljack
Score:
115
 
 Not Sam: dang @Yurishiro
 Yurishiro: I'm leaving, synth you are not listening
 Robespierre: Can that board mix me a Manhattan?
 DrinkMixMan: I can hear the shrill industrial screeching now
Image 203274   09-13-17   Uploaded by    Mumbles
Score:
269
 
 Bubo: Bacon - proof of the existence of God (see Al Murray on YouTube)
 funny in the wall: Alright, internet, do y'all really like bacon as much as you say you do?
 Yurishiro: So...we meat again!
 Robespierre: You're in no condition to talk, @sparename.
 sparename: "I'M CURED!!"
Image 203273   09-13-17   Uploaded by    redrex
Score:
143
 
 Mr Bleak: @Dr Awkward "...This is Budweiser Genuine, which is just a 'flavoured water'." For Bud Lite, they remove the flavouring (and possibly dehydrate the water).
 Felicity: @Lantry Cats! Cats! Cats!
 Ulillillia: I keep telling you, kitty, pee goes in the litter box.
 Dr Awkward: @Lantry No no, This is technically not "light" beer. This is Budweiser Genuine, which is just a "bad" beer.
 Lantry: Which will win? The love for cats, or the hate for light beer?
 Robespierre: Annnnnd ... the shunning begins.
Image 203272   09-13-17   Uploaded by    Double-Munched Tacotito
Score:
223
 
 Robespierre: @Dr Awkward That borders on being "aggressively Caucasian."
 Dr Awkward: My father-in-law calls du-rags "du-hats." Because he is exceptionally Caucasian.
 Robespierre: Creepy, on multiple levels.
Image 203271   09-13-17   Uploaded by    waterudoin
Score:
143
 
 Robespierre: Feel The Burn!
Image 203270   09-13-17   Uploaded by    professorpig
Score:
288
 
 Bubo: 'Kin'ell.
 grizzly: A sign.
 Yurishiro: You have arrived when you see a
 Dr Awkward: A traffic signal.
 Robespierre: Our street.
 Musician: it's not "the street" it's just a street
 Ulillillia: Our house, in the middle of
 Derp Herpigan: A comment.
Image 203269   09-13-17   Uploaded by    Handyman
Score:
446
 
 Science: "Lex Luthor is an ass."
 Felicity: He has a Legion of Doom to feed
 White Rice: @Robespierre well, that last one is falling off the cart, so if we include his dumpcake there, we get the full 40.
 Dr Awkward: @Dr Awkward From Merriam Webster: "Definition of 'as many as' used to suggest that a number or amount is surprisingly large." Examples: "As many as 60 students competed for the prize." Or "They lost by as many as 20 points."
 Dr Awkward: "That's as many as four tens" is unclear syntax. It could be interpreted as "That includes less than or equal to four tens"
 Robespierre: Looks like 39 to me, and probably less in a minute.
Image 203268   09-13-17   Uploaded by    Fursona
Score:
424
 
 Bubo: Shite.
 Darmstadtium: Apply directly to the forehead
 a robot: youtu.be/…
 Shay: Nic*BAM*bad.
 Felicity: Blblblblblblblblbl
 savvoy: I was the rake today
 Wet farts: *THWACK*
 Yurishiro: Still nice of it to ask
 Robespierre: Yup - that about sums it up.
Image 203267   09-13-17   Uploaded by    Beerarchy
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