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258616  AlexDeLarge: Bender lives large and kicks butt

258621  AlexDeLarge: Borfkobouros

258606  Scoo: By the very reason of it being an "alternative fact," no citation is needed nor even desired.

258608  Scoo: The one person who ever paid for it

258618  a robot: Also he wrote two songs for the band "Disco Tex & His Sex-O-Lettes" which is basically the greatest band name of all time

258618  a robot: I went and looked up Bob Crewe and he wrote a lot of famous songs that everyone recognizes, but why do these old timey photos always look so goddamn creepy

258601  Not A Bot: KEVIN!! Knock first.

257001  Mr Bleak: How many times is Charlie going to do that? I think it's time he got interested in girls and / or boys.

258615  Peter Pantsless: @a robot she should make a puzzle out of them!

258616  Peter Pantsless: Which is why I show it off constantly

258618  VeeKay: Teenagers idol or teenaged idol? FYI he was born in 1930 so he'd be about 35 or so.

258604  VoR: I hate that cat has a boat

258614  VeeKay: Noble AF

258600  a robot: A tiny bit of internet research before commenting on this image led me to learn today that most snakes have two penises. And now you know that too :)

258612  White Rice: Better than the BTM I saw yesterday.

258604  a robot: "I should really buy a boat."

258615  a robot: @Annoying Vegan I seriously love this new project you're doing! :D

258616  a robot: Also @Mr. Butt

258616  a robot: Who DOESN'T love a corgi bread-loaf butt?!

258612  Felicity: Automatic Toppings Machine

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258383 Ironass: This genetic splicing has got to stop! Now they've crossed a woman with an owl!

258520 Felicity: Maybe point it away from the trees

258524 Robespierre: @Solemn They sure are - that dance move is most certainly broken.

258402 Amy Housewine: I resent that: I might be a witless bum magician but I'm not 'just' a witless bum magician.

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas

258546 Mr. Butt: @Passive Fucking racist.

258368 Felicity: I'm thinking eighties drug lord glass bricks, chrome coffee tables, black leather couches, ferns

258337 Felicity: I happen to like nice men

258305 Felicity: IT'S AN UGLY PLANET! A BUG PLANET!

258329 Felicity: The part of the Bob's Burgers episode where Bob pretends things are talking to him and he does their voices



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Score:
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 Warrax: Hello, fellow humans. Am here for slumber party.
 Vorm Gongo: Cute...but creepy?
Image 203266   09-13-17   Uploaded by    parrotsnest
Score:
448
 
 Uncle Phil: I suggest a hat to hide your butt hair.
 Lumb Blombus: Me too!
 Ulillillia: But what color will your arms be?
 Derp Herpigan: @Wooden Spoon Maoists is what bwings us togethah, today.
 Wooden Spoon: Maoists!
Image 203265   09-13-17   Uploaded by    RimLickinGood
Score:
635
 
 Bubo: Actually, I'm not ashamed. I love the impure thoughts, but the elders will get m----
 Bubo: Yea, verily!
 sirgallium: A teacher had these on his door along with one that said "You are plain and that is best." and it pictured a wood plane.
 hammy: So romantic
 Clim Tinties: Untimely - not just out of season, but out of century.
 sparename: Rimmer: (from Holoship) "Look, I'm not much good at big speeches, and I know I haven't always been an easy guy to get on with. And I know that, given the choice, I probably wouldn't have chosen you as friends. But, I just want to say... that over the years I have come to regard you as... people... I met."
Image 203264   09-13-17   Uploaded by    iamthewalrus
Score:
421
 
 Not A Bot: I wish this weren't so clumsy
 Dr Awkward: Now kiss.
 Shay: Oh god, I remember this level in Super Mario 64.
Image 203263   09-13-17   Uploaded by    Bumbo Lungys
Score:
383
 
 Gonzo: @Felicity Agreed, for the most part - from my experience, there are portions of the XGen that could easily be called Generation Meh.
 Crispy Liquid Taquito: @Scoo They do have short attention spans, but I like their idealism and energy, two things our generation lacked. If society is going to be rescued from its current downward spiral, well all be needed, but its going be the millennials that will be the engine that powers the effort. So I make a point of not discouraging them when they try to do something good.
 Scoo: @Felicity As a proud member of that cohort, I'm much happier being lumped in with X'ers. Millennial are a generation of human Chuhauas: yappy and hyperactive, producing nothing useful, but weirdly doted on by society.
 theaquaman: @Robespierre Originally, Generation X was people born 1961-1969 (1946-1960 being the Baby Boom), Millennials were people born 1982 or after, and there was no name for my generation (1970-1981). Eventually, after the dust settled, we got lumped together and Generation X is now approximately 1960-1980.
 spacedawg: WHY otto has girly socks?
 obama: @Ulillillia I think he dates back to even before that - I believe he was driving a bus by 1990, at the latest, which would mean he was probably born in the early- to mid-'60s. When do GenXers allegedly date from?
 Ulillillia: @trelyate I think Otto's a Gen-Xer, not a millenial
 trelyate: maybe if you didn't spend all your money on avocado toast...
 Scoo: Probably shouldn't even look at Mac, then
Image 203262   09-13-17   Uploaded by    boxboxbox
Score:
542
 
 HighCactus: Blasphemy
 frenk: Kooky cameo - Word Up!
 San DoDo: Oh, wow, windows..
 WTF: A prudent and reasonable life choice that will pay dividends in all future pantless endeavors.
 Not A Bot: we got something here, so orange ... ohhhhh god look at it oraaaaaaaaaange
Image 203261   09-13-17   Uploaded by    Horp Lello
Score:
623
 
 Teechur: @Side Boob I disagree. She looks nothing like my wife.
 agentpaint: From a skin mag
 E. HONDA: on second thought, do treat me like potato
 BavidDowie: My eyes are...all over, so look wherever you want, I guess.
 Side Boob: Behold, the queen of Latvia
 Aaron Spacemuseum: Root
 Ment Thorp: The REAL Spuds McKenzie.
 Scoo: You Are My Love Angle
 Dr Awkward: This gives me a raging tuber.
Image 203260   09-13-17   Uploaded by    Tiny Butt
Score:
451
 
 Science: I'm sure it's an old law, but it probably made sense when it too a week for seafood to get there from the coast...
 johnnyc: At least there lobsters don't die boiling alive.
 sodamachine: Now iz zee time in Nevadah wen we dahnze...
 annterland: @funny in the wall oh dang!
 sparename: No room for the worst job Clive ever had - "... big tits, huge bum, and everything like that, but I had the terrible job of retrieving lobsters from her bum."
 funny in the wall: they only had room for one type of *obster
 Dr Awkward: It would be more interesting if lobsters were only legal 12 hr.
Image 203259   09-13-17   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
453
 
 Vault Dweller: AG;VR
 Dr Awkward: @a robot they don't need anything on the tree to get a happy tree rubbin'. If they have horns, that will also be part of the reason you need to protect the bark.
 a robot: @Dr Awkward I just assumed it was a goat-face-rubbing device because that's just logical
 sirgallium: undercut, graphic tee, fanny pack. way ahead of his time.
 m o l e m a n: The funny thing about bowl cuts is that they would be a perfectly reasonable approach to cutting hair if, after the haircut, the person slicked their hair back. It only looks ridiculous if worn as 360-degree bangs
 Morn Bumbies: That guy is not nerdy at all
 Korrok: Got a goat problem out your way, @Himesama? A plague of goats? A SCOURGE of goats?
 Dr Awkward: I'm taking notes on the tree protector. Goats will strip the bark off of trees if you let em.
 Himesama: "This my Goat Bulma."
 Michael Tripe: "So ... your name is Moe ... is it?"
Image 203258   09-13-17   Uploaded by    togboat
Score:
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 Mr Bleak: Are dead bodies OK? I'm ... uh ... asking for a friend.
 BavidDowie: is that a "G" or a "C"?
 Lantry: How do you flush things in a paper towel dispenser anyway?
 CheezGrater: How am i supposed to dispose of my old cell phone
 Jennysaurus: Guns aren't on the list? Let's try it.
 Himesama: Jokes on you I threw away my dreams years ago!
Image 203257   09-13-17   Uploaded by    suckit
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