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263338  addend: The invisible hand...

263351  SuedeOxford: This is pretty much me naked: bright white and spherical

263350  a sedated moose: Uh oh, we're in deep fried spicy meme territory with this one.

263344  addend: (Hums.)

263354  addend: "2 scoops of mint chip on a pinecone."

263357  addend: Beer and whiskey still okay?

263357  wolfpk: So, you are not planning on staying open all night anymore?

263356  a robot: Baby tapir has not yet lost his pajama-like coat :3

263347  Shay: DAMNIT BARRY, DON'T GO!!!

263353  Sandor: Reenactment of the first "Kick Me" sign

263357  Nope: Fine I'll go to FUCKING DENNY'S!!!!!!

263357  Minnesotan: anybody running a restaurant who doesn't understand stoners are the best customers doesn't deserve their custom

263357  Scoo: It's going to get awful lonely at 3am in there...

263357  Sadbot: I'm only okay with this if they also don't serve the overly Axed, cigarette stanky, and BO sweatlords

263357  Urn BooUrn: They are shooting themselves in the foot with this one.

263349  WannaBee: No the name's Peter File, not paedophile!

263338  Air Biscuit: @fanny *deliverance intensifies

263343  Air Biscuit: @Air Biscuit *manner

263343  Air Biscuit: North o the border, they know its coming and every year are ready to go with snowblows the moment it hits the ground to minimize closures in a professional manor. Whats your excuse state of virginia?

263354  FabricMan: Ocular

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263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

263215 antipatterns: FUCK THE UNITED SNAKES OF AMERIKKKA

263070 wolfpk: *and blows

263293 KingTrebek: Too bad married sex and masturbation are mutually exclusive huh

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

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263156 raditzu: and i thought MY job was bad...

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 Teechur: @Side Boob I disagree. She looks nothing like my wife.
 agentpaint: From a skin mag
 E. HONDA: on second thought, do treat me like potato
 BavidDowie: My eyes are...all over, so look wherever you want, I guess.
 Side Boob: Behold, the queen of Latvia
 Aaron Spacemuseum: Root
 Ment Thorp: The REAL Spuds McKenzie.
 Scoo: You Are My Love Angle
 eevee: This gives me a raging tuber.
Image 203260   09-13-17   Uploaded by    Tiny Butt
Score:
451
 
 Science: I'm sure it's an old law, but it probably made sense when it too a week for seafood to get there from the coast...
 johnnyc: At least there lobsters don't die boiling alive.
 sodamachine: Now iz zee time in Nevadah wen we dahnze...
 annterland: @funny in the wall oh dang!
 sparename: No room for the worst job Clive ever had - "... big tits, huge bum, and everything like that, but I had the terrible job of retrieving lobsters from her bum."
 funny in the wall: they only had room for one type of *obster
 falling: It would be more interesting if lobsters were only legal 12 hr.
Image 203259   09-13-17   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
453
 
 Vault Dweller: AG;VR
 marxist: @a robot they don't need anything on the tree to get a happy tree rubbin'. If they have horns, that will also be part of the reason you need to protect the bark.
 a robot: @Dr Awkward I just assumed it was a goat-face-rubbing device because that's just logical
 sirgallium: undercut, graphic tee, fanny pack. way ahead of his time.
 m o l e m a n: The funny thing about bowl cuts is that they would be a perfectly reasonable approach to cutting hair if, after the haircut, the person slicked their hair back. It only looks ridiculous if worn as 360-degree bangs
 Morn Bumbies: That guy is not nerdy at all
 Korrok: Got a goat problem out your way, @Himesama? A plague of goats? A SCOURGE of goats?
 fridaynight: I'm taking notes on the tree protector. Goats will strip the bark off of trees if you let em.
 Himesama: "This my Goat Bulma."
 Michael Tripe: "So ... your name is Moe ... is it?"
Image 203258   09-13-17   Uploaded by    togboat
Score:
191
 
 Mr Bleak: Are dead bodies OK? I'm ... uh ... asking for a friend.
 BavidDowie: is that a "G" or a "C"?
 Lantry: How do you flush things in a paper towel dispenser anyway?
 CheezGrater: How am i supposed to dispose of my old cell phone
 Jennysaurus: Guns aren't on the list? Let's try it.
 Himesama: Jokes on you I threw away my dreams years ago!
Image 203257   09-13-17   Uploaded by    suckit
Score:
143
 
 elmstreet: Dw yoda Will be there in a minute.
 Spazstatic: Cars are not on the "do not flush list"
 SS Keith: Let's go surfin' now, everybody's learnin' how ...
Image 203256   09-13-17   Uploaded by    Jalamunch Totorito
Score:
162
 
 lolnotrly: I see cats eyes
 Himesama: I play two player Donkey Kong by myself. Some levels are just impossible without Dixie Kong's hair-copter.
Image 203255   09-13-17   Uploaded by    the snark
Score:
143
 
 savvoy: Dragon's view
 why the long face: You updated them! Good boy!
 randomhobo: Sametry
 teletub: "... and then I had a vision - it flowed like oil on velvet."
 MabelSyrup: @Shay whoa, yeah. Weird. At least this one is fits the Spaceship's color scheme.
 Shay: I'm sensing a trend here...
Image 203254   09-13-17   Uploaded by    nclaw
Score:
77
 
 a robot: @ignatz *Shitty symmetry. Shitmetry?
 savvoy: Goblin's view
 Mr. Skeltal: Symmetry
 Mr Shifty: Staring into to Hell's vagina.
 bobby: Update your graphics card drivers please
Image 203253   09-13-17   Uploaded by    poetrysucks
Score:
31
 
 Rachelina: Three of the panels appear to be decorated with black DNA
 Mr. Shine: @Yurishiro Nah, man.
 caitelyn: I'm still new here...is fetus in a vase rad?
Image 203252   09-13-17   Uploaded by    Michael Tripe
Score:
132
 
 jadensmith: HEY, CONEY!
 digabigpig: Don't Hurt your ees peeps, it says "Caution please do not remove this cone"
Image 203251   09-13-17   Uploaded by    wordjones
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