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234202  El hefe: Do your premiums go up if you don't crash into things?

234176  Darmstadtium: In Soviet Russia, fish catches you!

233184  Mr Bleak: Cows and swings. Not a good combination.

233203  Mr Bleak: Provided consent is involved, fine - I'm up for it. But a better chat up line might help your chances. And dinner. Just sayin'

234180  addend: "What? You don't wash your food clean?"

233218  Mr Bleak: Did you pack your bags yourself Mr White?

233222  Mr Bleak: @redmonkey3 Fine. But ... they don't disintegrate like TP is designed to do, so they clog your plumbing. And if you haven't had the job of fixing a ten foot deep manhole full of effluent you soon will! Took me three hot showers to get the smell out of my nose ...

234198  Amy Housewine: @ping Fairly good username/comment synergy.

234179  addend: @a robot (Takes tray into bathtub.)

233235  Mr Bleak: Slodging for nuns.

233237  Mr Bleak: So ... I stick my fingers down my throat 6 times over a tile floor, and I get a BJ? OK, I can do that.

234201  Amy Housewine: I sent my bofktler for tea.

234138  Volwen: So is a calzone a ravioli?

233242  Mr Bleak: Having killed the cameraman, the drop bears take over the documentary.

234186  addend: kimjongunicycles

234148  Volwen: Carpet doesn't match the drapes? Get a rug!

234152  Volwen: @Mr. Whiskers Technically could be both

234158  Volwen: Now you just need a tattoo of a shirt and there is nowhere you can't go.

234165  Volwen: Explain THIS flat earthers

234188  addend: (Steals sign. Returns it later on with a proper frame.)

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234036 Slerzy: Something something meat curtains

234026 FatTigerWoods: Bout to cure this autism right quick

234027 Felicity: And Elon Musk wants to park there

233978 Austin: Austinnnnn

234099 Prostata: really?

233960 Dr Awkward: Pizza hat

234111 raditzu: this must smell awesome

234010 Felicity: OYTO?

234065 Entertainmentalist: Odds are very good that each thing on the list is there because someone tried it.

234083 Robespierre: Don't have nuffin to do wif the weather, @Coolguy



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Yurishiro uploaded 234077 (936 points)
DrinkMixMan uploaded 233689 (901 points)
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Yurishiro uploaded 233928 (875 points)
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 3. Peter Pantsless: 6076 points
 4. barfolomew: 3982 points
 5. Annoying Vegan : 3012 points
 6. Not A Bot: 2969 points
 7. Side Boob: 2630 points
 8. Ulillillia: 2459 points
 9. dangerkeith3000: 2253 points
10. Shay: 2219 points
11. DrinkMixMan: 2180 points
12. Scoo: 2035 points
13. falling: 2033 points
14. Micro Jackson: 1864 points
15. wolfpupy: 1830 points
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Score:
175
 
 Robespierre: "Artbeats presents What's Happenin'..."
 Yurishiro: Meth dealers are really investing in marketing these days.
Image 203250   09-13-17   Uploaded by    theaquaman
Score:
514
 
 Bubo: We got shot of our TV & don't miss it. Mind you, we're weird.
 Science: @Yurishiro: Beavis and Butthead is something of its time.
 Felicity: @Yurishiro As with /MST3K/, the real meat of the show was when they would watch things and riff on them, though even then it was hit-or-miss
 Felicity: I remember predicting this line when I saw the movie the first time
 Yurishiro: @Ulillillia Is this thing even funny? I always ignored it thinking it was meh
 Ulillillia: Huh huh, this picture isn't whacked off, huh huh huh
 Yurishiro: No he said ainus.
Image 203249   09-13-17   Uploaded by    fracking
Score:
422
 
 Not A Bot: well isn't that just tandy
 Hosebag: Almost every thing in this picture is illegal in Iran.
 Robespierre: A dip in the ol' Filippo Berio, and ... well, use your imaginations, kids.
 Shay: Now THAT'S phallic.
 Yurishiro: DING DING DING!!!Nature wins.
Image 203248   09-13-17   Uploaded by    buffalo
Score:
122
 
 Yurishiro: Neo Tokyo 3 lost the war against the angels?
Image 203247   09-13-17   Uploaded by    joxxuh
Score:
318
 
 Robespierre: @Shay Now THAT's a story!
 Shay: @WaffleIron Wishbone vs. Zombie Leona Helmsley
 Not A Bot: Stop it mom, youre smothering me.
 WaffleIron: What's the story?
Image 203246   09-13-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
659
 
 charlemagne: darling! I need you to go to the pet shop
 Robespierre: Not ded.
 Yurishiro: Impressive amount of cat pics
 Dr Awkward: Same.
Image 203245   09-13-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
244
 
 Robespierre: We can take care of that for you, if you really mean it.There are those here who ca crucify you on a cross of nastiness and satire ... so tell us, are you REALLY ready to check out, Borkf?
 Yurishiro: He is ready to fucking. Die now is what he is telling you.
 Dr Awkward: Someone figured out how to insert WordArt in Power Point!
Image 203244   09-13-17   Uploaded by    luxbu
Score:
144
 
 GrannyM: I am ready to fucking die now
 Hosebag: My kid is acting up again, I need one of these. Just one.
 Robespierre: I prefer mine with a side of lingonberries.
 Science: @WaffleIron: Right? The prices for flip flops are insane.
 WaffleIron: $35 a piece.
Image 203243   09-13-17   Uploaded by    snekeyes
Score:
146
 
 GrannyM: Hope OC rather than macrociotic
 savvoy: Who the hell puts raw okra in anything? Wait, is that a pepper? Never mind; carry on.
 Robespierre: Mies en place au naturel.
 Shay: Not phallic enough.
 WaffleIron: Eat your veggies.
Image 203242   09-13-17   Uploaded by    huskyboy
Score:
297
 
 Yurishiro: I hqve my doubts that santa Will receive that list.
 Shay: Where bad posts go.
 Micro Jackson: Archaeologists found an artifact believed to be a "post box", part of a primitive communication system common in the 20th century
Image 203241   09-13-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
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