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249321  tib gubb: @Dresdenkeogh or saying things like "ooh this is really fun" between bites

249329  Yam: Dude... man

249312  funny in the wall: Not to nitpick, actually, yes, to nitpick thats a Ukrainian plate @dangerkeith3000

249326  Teechur: *Pop Goes the Weasel* intensifies...

249312  brian greene: aeaeoooo

249321  Dresdenkeogh: @grizzly @tib gubb @FabricMan @dangerkeith3000 consider holding and tickling the peel and intermittently slapping yourself with it.

249322  Dresdenkeogh: @dangerkeith3000 No just assholes as a whole. Not to say you're an asshole, I just hate *your* asshole.

249321  FabricMan: Remove the peel with your chompers. Lovingly caress the fruit as you nibble, bit by bit. Maintain eye contact with others at the table the whole time.

249326  Dresdenkeogh: @tib gubb it's nice to be back

249319  Not A Bot: I mean, okay, but it was mens' decision to not let women in the US military previously, and also women are now in combat roles so

249324  FabricMan: Why hasn't it seen it's parents for almost a week?!

249326  tib gubb: now we're in shit-your-pants territory

249189  lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249324  grizzly: @dangerkeith3000 don't cry. Don't raise your eye. It's only infant wasteland.

249324  Teechur: @Knice Decided to wait until after you learned to skate?

249317  barfolomew: @Otterman he might not be able to find an honest man, but it looks like he found a bunch of honest women

249323  tib gubb: ready for a ride on the rainbow

249324  dangerkeith3000: Baby Riley is a cool name I guess, but I would have went for Baba O'Reily.

249324  Knice: Wow, I was at least three weeks old before I could write!

151373  dangerkeith3000: Oh god he's stuck in a fart bubble!

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3. Yurishiro
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9. Dr Awkward
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249073 addend: "Okay, Google, tell Siri to tell Alexa to tell the copier..."

249205 UltraBeverly: I want in on whatever this is

249228 VeeKay: @GoGo Robotto Objection!

249148 Amy Housewine: Your halo is broken.

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249243 Side Boob: Hey! It's that one guy from 'Bosom Buddies' on TV

249106 Teechur: I agree with @Air Biscuit The lines are too straight. It's probably a handwriting typeface. That being said, I also agree with @Yurishiro

249175 Otterman: @WTF (In Hans Moleman voice) Give me the biggest ice cream cone you have. No, that's too big.

249142 dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I order potatoes/hashbrowns for breakfast just to give me an excuse to eat ketchup.



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Fursona uploaded 248879 (888 points)
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Supermansbrother uploaded 248855 (877 points)
Warrax uploaded 248880 (859 points)
Fast Sloth uploaded 248920 (846 points)
Vanna uploaded 248979 (834 points)
aeroaero uploaded 248815 (831 points)
Fuzzpot uploaded 249097 (828 points)


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 3. barfolomew: 5548 points
 4. WannaBee: 3551 points
 5. Annoying Vegan : 3081 points
 6. Not A Bot: 2936 points
 7. fanny: 2648 points
 8. Warrax: 2601 points
 9. tina: 2461 points
10. ChubbyBuddy: 2393 points
11. wordjones: 1999 points
12. dangerkeith3000: 1972 points
13. PlzPlzMe: 1820 points
14. Bad Dad: 1622 points
15. younglink: 1614 points
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Score:
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 Yurishiro: Neo Tokyo 3 lost the war against the angels?
Image 203247   09-13-17   Uploaded by    joxxuh
Score:
318
 
 boozer: @Shay Now THAT's a story!
 Shay: @WaffleIron Wishbone vs. Zombie Leona Helmsley
 Not A Bot: Stop it mom, youre smothering me.
 WaffleIron: What's the story?
Image 203246   09-13-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
659
 
 charlemagne: darling! I need you to go to the pet shop
 satoshi: Not ded.
 Yurishiro: Impressive amount of cat pics
 Dr Awkward: Same.
Image 203245   09-13-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
244
 
 lavender: We can take care of that for you, if you really mean it.There are those here who ca crucify you on a cross of nastiness and satire ... so tell us, are you REALLY ready to check out, Borkf?
 Yurishiro: He is ready to fucking. Die now is what he is telling you.
 Dr Awkward: Someone figured out how to insert WordArt in Power Point!
Image 203244   09-13-17   Uploaded by    luxbu
Score:
144
 
 GrannyM: I am ready to fucking die now
 Hosebag: My kid is acting up again, I need one of these. Just one.
 waffle iron: I prefer mine with a side of lingonberries.
 Science: @WaffleIron: Right? The prices for flip flops are insane.
 WaffleIron: $35 a piece.
Image 203243   09-13-17   Uploaded by    snekeyes
Score:
146
 
 GrannyM: Hope OC rather than macrociotic
 savvoy: Who the hell puts raw okra in anything? Wait, is that a pepper? Never mind; carry on.
 tehghost: Mies en place au naturel.
 Shay: Not phallic enough.
 WaffleIron: Eat your veggies.
Image 203242   09-13-17   Uploaded by    huskyboy
Score:
297
 
 Yurishiro: I hqve my doubts that santa Will receive that list.
 Shay: Where bad posts go.
 Micro Jackson: Archaeologists found an artifact believed to be a "post box", part of a primitive communication system common in the 20th century
Image 203241   09-13-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
269
 
 Felicity: @Felicity friendly spaceship does not register the pipe character either :-/
 Felicity: Aw :-
 XLY: my cornbread brings all the boys to the yard and they're like, "how the fuck is it gone already you like literally just invited us rn"
 Yurishiro: "Because Who ever heard....of a sad Clown."
 Dr Awkward: I don't think the cornbread is the problem. Have you tried NOT wearing clown makeup?
 grizzly: Live action squidbillies.
 Micro Jackson: Coz of the crumbs in the bed thing
 Wet farts: That's because you don't share.
 Knice: Hit me up; I like corn(bread).
Image 203240   09-13-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
126
 
 Hosebag: I'm going to be straight with you. I don't think we are dealing with a mosquito bite here.
 BabyVaccine: Lieutenant Dang, where's yer bottle of Bourbon?
 Yurishiro: "He ain't got no legs"
 Micro Jackson: When I said "let's get legless", I didn't mean it literally.
 wolfpk: Lt Dan: I'm here to try out my sea legs Gump: But you ain't got no legs, Lieutenant Dan.
 wolfpk: Lt Dan: I'm here to try out my sea legs Gump: But you ain't got no legs, Lieutenant Dan.
 skillet: Lieutenant Dan!
Image 203239   09-13-17   Uploaded by    silver
Score:
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 Felicity: Been there. I was working alone at 7-Eleven one night (something that, officially, is not supposed to happen) and I waited until the least busy time of the night. When I came back in 15 minutes there was a Pepsi freight transport truck with all its lights flashing and a crowd of people pressed against the glass
 Shay: "Hi this is Mary Louise, I had the Mexican jalapeno bean chili dip and I washed it down with a gallon of gin. I'll be in and out all day."
 Micro Jackson: Take an extra minute to wash them hands
 BavidDowie: Be careful all that passive-aggression doesn't build up and blow an o-ring, Mark Twain.
 Yurishiro: Brb 15 mins would have been enough...
Image 203238   09-13-17   Uploaded by    Pront Remp
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