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234378  ping: Todays weirdo item was brought to you by Pantones 1Y01 SP to 4R15 SP.

234355  Amy Housewine: Also, @a robot - red for Ibuprofen/blue for Paracetemol is the convention over here, but (looking at the colour of the signs above the shelves) this is clearly a branch of Boots so that isn't surprising.

234013  Mr Bleak: Plot twist: that's a human tongue.

234377  Amy Housewine: *Bugle* Here comes the cavalry!

234376  Zarathustra: Stop deforestation

234314  Zarathustra: Louis Vuitton has subsidiary meth labs.

234335  Zarathustra: Magic wands

234375  piranharama: Yes dear

234368  Zarathustra: Cloning Jesus IS more of a threat.

234371  Zarathustra: Jon bovi

234372  Aufziehvogel: HERE'S JOHNNY!!!

234366  Felicity: Thats basically right. Its when people pronounce it gradge that it bothers me

234345  Yurishiro: I don't think this size fits goro

234372  Felicity: CAT WANTS IN

234353  Yurishiro: Stop eating babies

234357  Yurishiro: Doon't

234373  jochenau: Well, it looks like my baby is already a ghost, so...

234120  redmonkey3: Rad! for getting the kids involved

234370  Yurishiro: Not cool

234373  Yurishiro: No thanks

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234331 glenalec: vv oops. Sentient. There is not sapient live on Planet Earth.

234321 glenalec: vv the technical term is a kidney calculus. So my kidney now officially has better maths skills than me.

234195 itskando: ** near entirety

234208 Jabberwikket: @Mr Bleak I thought 333 was the semi Christ ?

234277 glenalec: Glenalec's mum approves.

234111 raditzu: this must smell awesome

234139 redmonkey3: Dad looks hip, Son looks worriex, neither has thought of explains to Mom type

234180 redmonkey3: I voted something away into the negative space... whoa!

234181 apoxia: @Mr. Shine The filter that rejects anything I try to upload if there is any skin on show.

234265 Wooden Spoon: Floor to the right of the pedestal looks fake and is that a condom wrapper or drain on the floor on the left?



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Score:
269
 
 Felicity: @Felicity friendly spaceship does not register the pipe character either :-/
 Felicity: Aw :-
 XLY: my cornbread brings all the boys to the yard and they're like, "how the fuck is it gone already you like literally just invited us rn"
 Yurishiro: "Because Who ever heard....of a sad Clown."
 Dr Awkward: I don't think the cornbread is the problem. Have you tried NOT wearing clown makeup?
 grizzly: Live action squidbillies.
 Micro Jackson: Coz of the crumbs in the bed thing
 Wet farts: That's because you don't share.
 Knice: Hit me up; I like corn(bread).
Image 203240   09-13-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
126
 
 Hosebag: I'm going to be straight with you. I don't think we are dealing with a mosquito bite here.
 Robespierre: Lieutenant Dang, where's yer bottle of Bourbon?
 Yurishiro: "He ain't got no legs"
 Micro Jackson: When I said "let's get legless", I didn't mean it literally.
 wolfpk: Lt Dan: I'm here to try out my sea legs Gump: But you ain't got no legs, Lieutenant Dan.
 wolfpk: Lt Dan: I'm here to try out my sea legs Gump: But you ain't got no legs, Lieutenant Dan.
 skillet: Lieutenant Dan!
Image 203239   09-13-17   Uploaded by    silver
Score:
281
 
 Felicity: Been there. I was working alone at 7-Eleven one night (something that, officially, is not supposed to happen) and I waited until the least busy time of the night. When I came back in 15 minutes there was a Pepsi freight transport truck with all its lights flashing and a crowd of people pressed against the glass
 Shay: "Hi this is Mary Louise, I had the Mexican jalapeno bean chili dip and I washed it down with a gallon of gin. I'll be in and out all day."
 Micro Jackson: Take an extra minute to wash them hands
 BavidDowie: Be careful all that passive-aggression doesn't build up and blow an o-ring, Mark Twain.
 Yurishiro: Brb 15 mins would have been enough...
Image 203238   09-13-17   Uploaded by    Pront Remp
Score:
121
 
 Robespierre: Gullible Unravels
 Meow: Thought for a second that Harvey had killed Big Tex
 Yurishiro: Hurts my gulliver
Image 203237   09-13-17   Uploaded by    randomhobo
Score:
167
 
 sirgallium: "We meet again.."
 charlemagne: oh no my sheets are haunted
 charlemagne: oh no my sheets are haunted
 Dr Awkward: This piece is titled "Drake with a Half-Chub"
 Micro Jackson: I may not know much about art, but i know what I like...
Image 203236   09-13-17   Uploaded by    sumo
Score:
493
 
 Felicity: @Ulillillia Brilliant :-)
 Robespierre: "You should never chat on catroulette without using this trick - here's why."
 BavidDowie: What are you doing right meow
 Ulillillia: catroulette
 Knice: Connected, feel free to talk meow.
Image 203235   09-13-17   Uploaded by    Pingu IRL
Score:
693
 
 Robespierre: The Saviour's Arrival.
 Not A Bot: welcome to Zangarmarsh
 Yurishiro: Cathartic expression
 Micro Jackson: Cat on a Hot Sun Roof
 WaffleIron: [HUM-WHISTLE]
 wolfpk: Don't ask how I do it pathetic human. You are the one that serves me!
 Ulillillia: hovercat
Image 203234   09-13-17   Uploaded by    waffle iron
Score:
140
 
 Ulillillia: I'm reminded of a website where some people were put on probation for 100,000 hours (11 years), I wonder if some of them ever came back after.
 Felicity: Thats 397,267 hours, or 16,552 days, or 2,364 weeks, or 591 months, or 49 years
Image 203233   09-13-17   Uploaded by    georgerino
Score:
363
 
 Felicity: @Fiveninety On a related note, friendly spaceship directed apostrophes and quote marks do not register on friendly spaceship
 Fiveninety: sometimes i wonder if certain versions of the Impact typeface are missing basic punctuation marks
 Air Biscuit: No, youre standardized meme text.
Image 203232   09-13-17   Uploaded by    SurfNTurf
Score:
397
 
 Hosebag: Here's what you can expect. Get up at 2am because you see the light on in 4 year old boys room. Open door, he's peeing into the cd changer. While it was plugged in and on! Yikes.
 Mr Shifty: Can't NOT rad this. Funnier than toast in the VHS player.
 Knice: Expect everything funny (.org)
Image 203231   09-13-17   Uploaded by    discodisco
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