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216727  Salvador Molly: I work outside with no wind protection and occasional 50+mph winds. This is accurate.

216699  El hefe: Not a llama

216708  Dan Tagonistic: @Catcat Same - a few pictures of cats as it happens

216726  Yurishiro: PRESENCE BEHIND: ACTIVATE KILL MODE. QUACK.

216727  Yurishiro: Women eh? Eh?? *high five the next random guy*

216728  Yurishiro: Is this a time capsule?

216730  Yurishiro: This web comic is incredibly well drawn.

216727  wooden boy: I concur.

216582  Yurishiro: BIRTHNAY SMEARS!!!!! WOOOOO!

216584  Yurishiro: Girl he treats you so fiiiine

216717  sparename: No room for rally-track or runway, not even enough for a helipad, 1/10 - won't dream of again

216692  Sadbot: I have a sewing kit, whisky, a propane torch, a stick, and a knife. I'm set on affordable healthcare.

216719  ASTER: I hope they make it out ok.

216721  zrj235: Oxford Comma

216728  Prefuse: We started writing the dollar amount on a post it and putting that in the egg instead. Then you take all of your post its to grandma to cash them in. Too many wasted dollars before we figured that out.

216585  Yurishiro: Sorry penguin, we're just paramedics.

216588  Yurishiro: Cone of shame just became a cone of share.

216708  Yurishiro: @Catcat Awww *patpat

216712  Yurishiro: This is hurting my 80/90

216728  professorpig: We didn't find all of the hard boiled eggs one year and the dog sure found it a day or two later and ate it.

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216647 Annoying Vegan : Huh. My dermatologist showed me this exact same diagram.

216479 Yurishiro: Gay androids only.

216537 UltraBeverly: This festival has EVERYTHING!

216613 Felicity: On the no-frills airline, frills include stairs from the plane

216475 raditzu: heavy breathing

216629 Seven Eight Nine: This made me vote rad @sparenamelaptopdied

216539 jochenau: Oil heaters are RAD. I have no idea why people bother with those stupid space heaters that sear a small patch in front of them and leave everything else freezing.

216573 dangerkeith3000: @fanny Me too. Exact same thing. I was in Kindergarten tho.

216495 Felicity: @sparename Keep going until you hear the crunch

216490 Yurishiro: HEY! How did you know I have "you reading this comic now." tattooed on my face?



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Score:
185
 
 SpaceCow: Modern comedian describing this object from point of view of children "Why is this monitor showing dots and why is it wearing antenna?" Children listening to joke. "Er, we do watch old movies occasionally and know what an analog TV are."
 Koopa: Will /you/ do drugs?
 Koopa: Will /you/ do drugs?
 Yurishiro: OH! Coloured mountaintops during black snowfall is on!!
Image 203196   09-13-17   Uploaded by    HairyNips
Score:
342
 
 Koopa: Looked like dust for a moment, there.
 RiderFan: Slip me some skin, brother!
 Felicity: *(crumple)*
 Science: Egad. Did you slather your hand in that foot peeling stuff?
 Yurishiro: Is this when skin comes off after a sunburn?? Dear Lord it MUST have felt orgasmic.
 Knice: God-damn, use lube or loosen your grip, ffs.
Image 203195   09-13-17   Uploaded by    drhilljack
Score:
328
 
 Cami: Easy to hoop but hard to find.
 bug: TSA screeners are getting lax.
 karmakat: EVEN A BUTTER KNIFE wins THAT fight!
 Yurishiro: Good luck pulling the trigger
 Shay: Ever played Russian roulette with a hamster?
 Peach: Put your tiny hands up!
 skillet: "Say hello to my adorable little friend."
 grizzly: Gun on a plane
 jochenau: Murder, She Wrote
 Knice: [barely audible 'pew-pew!']
Image 203194   09-13-17   Uploaded by    brutal
Score:
646
 
 Mr. Shine: That's one fancy freakin' duck right there. A Deluxe duck.
 sirgallium: Damn I am fabulous today
 jochenau: The Georgia O'Keeffe Duck.
 Mexico: Jaunty!
Image 203193   09-13-17   Uploaded by    SaltLick
Score:
323
 
 Air Biscuit: One look at your text and i cant disguise, ive got hungry eyes.
 Off Topic: Thanks for the update pizza delivery guy.
 Peach: @wolfpk #203194, plz
 wolfpk: Thanks for the warning. What would you like to be shot with?
 skillet: New phone. Who Dis?
 Yurishiro: what's this? Taken 4?
 WTF: (Tiny demon girl climbs out of screen and bites your ankles)
 jazzjunkie: There is only one thing we say to Death: "not today!"
Image 203192   09-13-17   Uploaded by    Weather
Score:
302
 
 sparename: Reminds me of excerpt from Sniffpetrol dot com "Well established car maker Hu-Long Industrial Poisons, Motor & Performing Bear Organisation displayed its brand new small car, the 8 KH-Z Unacceptable Violence. This slightly upsetting supermini will offer a brand new copy of someone elses engine, boasting a CO2 output of under 100g/km and relatively few emissions of chlorine and phosgene gases unless provoked."
 SpaceCow: Robert Feline, known to his fans as Bob Cat, endorses firecrackers.
 WaffleIron: I'm starting to think there might be a market for "super charged flesh light crackers"
 Robespierre: Everything on Highway 14 West carries a certain degree of danger.
 Yam: Super Charged Flashlight Cracker is my dancin name
 Yurishiro: You know Bob is not important because only cat is on the cover.
Image 203191   09-13-17   Uploaded by    chunk norris
Image 203190 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by pirate. You have brought shame on us, pirate.
Score:
670
 
 Ihminen: @Yurishiro "friends call me purrito"
 AverageJoe: taco cat did it better...
 Yurishiro: I am burrito cat, pleased to meet you.
Image 203189   09-13-17   Uploaded by    ShamWOW
Score:
586
 
 DrinkMixMan: Agist
 Ulillillia: Aaaaand they're out of Cinniminis.
 Koopa: This post just reminded me that Cinnamon Rolls do indeed exist at Burger King, yeah.
 Yurishiro: I just noticed, 4 people REALLY appreciated that cinnamon roll.
 Yurishiro: Poor old cinnamon rolls...they too, like Mario Bros. and camels need love.
Image 203188   09-13-17   Uploaded by    totaljihad
Score:
118
 
 Felicity: Movie Zaphod
 Not A Bot: I have a cat. It's not made of putty though, it's a real one.
 Yurishiro: @Peach So the ancient legends are true indeed..
 Peach: @Yurishiro Double stuffed
 Not A Bot: we laugh now, but I bet that thing is comfy as fuck
 Koopa: Steven's distant cousin?
 Yurishiro: OREOS
Image 203187   09-13-17   Uploaded by    macrocosm
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