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216137  Science: He's banging the cake later.

216351  Yurishiro: THAT's where all those stories where the son kills the father come from.

216342  Yurishiro: Dance with me, honey, dance like you never danced before!

216169  Science: @Hokie333: At least they aren't showing ankle.

216344  Yurishiro: No he didn't!

216183  Science: "Woah - sorry bro, you're not on the list. Back of the line"

216190  Science: Slams "Enemy" button repeatedly

216347  Yurishiro: Yup, that's the government M.O.

216348  Yurishiro: He's such a cool head he's used as a refrigerator.

216203  Science: @Nope: Can't deny me, bitch. I always win in the end.

216349  Yurishiro: Times were ruff in 2010 B.C.

216215  Science: Slugs? He created slugs?

216224  Science: Private Johnson lost his penis in a tragic backblast accident today...

216357  realjon: Omg where did you find this?? I have an uncle I NEED to get this for.

216232  Science: I say we start a war on May the 5th. Maybe call it Cinco de Quatro?

216268  Science: Connie Chung rubs this in his face every year.

216270  Science: @wolfpk: Wrong part though

216274  Science: @trelyate: I don't know - I'm sure there will be plenty of guys in masks groping mustachioed fellows.

216288  Science: @Air Biscuit: 15-20 pounds

216321  Mad Collager: At least one vehicle using this road was very effishient.

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216141 Rev80: Don't use that hydrant.. It's full of Super Mario Brothers Rule34 images..

216098 addend: "The good news is that we didn't find any polyps..."

216143 wolfpk: Now that's what I call a salad! Where do you get it?

216191 Rev80: Finally, a public park with spooning practice equipment

216299 zrj235: if you eat a little baking soda or antacid when you take amphetamines, it can make them absorb better

216224 Science: Private Johnson lost his penis in a tragic backblast accident today...

216273 Teechur: @fanny @boozer Oh, yeah, they do! My 16 y-o daughter finds hers every now and then and plays all kinds of music on it for a couple of weeks. Then it gets "lost" again.

216237 wolfpk: Trying not to puke!

216140 Robespierre: Hell of a posse you got there.

216231 binglesnort: "Lisa's casting spells at an eighth grade level, you've sinned against nature"



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Score:
334
 
 Shay: Dressed for murder!!!!
 Cami: Dolla' dolla' bill y'all!
 Yurishiro: He started hugging you 3 hours ago.
 tib gubb: are you down to take a nap?!
Image 203161   09-13-17   Uploaded by    night shift
Score:
296
 
 RiderFan: How the Grinch stole the feast of Saturnalia.
 petepuma: triggered
 karmakat: URGH! politically correct people...
 Yurishiro: Good for him.
 Air Biscuit: @AverageJoe he stole all our door crasher specials!!
 AverageJoe: you mean black friday?
 tib gubb: *rolls eyes* if you say so
Image 203160   09-13-17   Uploaded by    cishet
Score:
732
 
 Shay: YOU ARE DEAD
 wolfpk: That was filmed by a high speed camera. All three frames took place in about 1/1000th of a second
 Robespierre: ***SPROING*** ... ***SPROING*** ... ***SPROI/SPLAT***
 Teechur: I couldn't figure out why the doggo kept getting bigger and bigger...and then it hit me.
 Yurishiro: Gorgeous.
 ignatz: Boop!
Image 203159   09-13-17   Uploaded by    Back Door Dan
Score:
326
 
 VoR: Stranger things in space...
 Teechur: Hang on, Spaceman! Friday's coming!
Image 203158   09-13-17   Uploaded by    ITS TAPE
Score:
447
 
 a robot: @sparename I did not see your comment before making mine :D
 a robot: Pfft. Stabbing someone with a candy cane is amateur hour. The pros use an icicle.
 Joseph: If this person is also a clown, I'm never leaving the house again. I bet he is.
 sparename: Buying the candy will leave a purchasing paper-trail and sugary residue will cause fingerprints all over the place attracting insects to do their time-specific activities - use an icicle like everybody else
 Teechur: If you fatally poke someone with a striped object, you'll probably end up getting poked by someone wearing a striped uniform.
 tib gubb: well both are possible, but probably you'd break the candy cane and hurt yourself.
 addend: Yes... The answer is yes.
 Cami: @Whatever ZING!
 Whatever: It depends on how thin skinned a person is, so if you're stabbing a conservative commentator with one, it might be fatal
 AverageJoe: Report Abuse
 Yurishiro: You know why Kate.
Image 203157   09-13-17   Uploaded by    jem
Score:
201
 
 wolfpk: Candy canes do not make good stabbing weapons; try this.
 jazzjunkie: This candy cane is weird.
 Volwen: Best way to protect yourself while playing hockey. I carry 2 just in case.
 tib gubb: we get it, your throwing knives are ludicrously imbalanced
 Yurishiro: I love knives. -Vash the stampede
 ignatz: Why is this in marriage and divorce?
Image 203156   09-13-17   Uploaded by    Big Baby
Score:
328
 
 Liar tuck: @tib gubb hahah
 tib gubb: * "asshole" - what an asshole
 AverageJoe: I have reverse tourette syndrome MARSHMALLOWS
 tib gubb: *effect
 Yurishiro: All of the above.
Image 203155   09-13-17   Uploaded by    randomhobo
Score:
350
 
 SpaceCow: "Meh, I've had a full life."
 Wet farts: Doesn't say exactly what it's not supposed to be used for.
 Mr Bleak: @Whatever Yeah - to stab you with!
 Felicity: NOT A LADDER
 Whatever: But they might be hiding candy up there
 Yurishiro: "Nobody will ever know"
Image 203154   09-13-17   Uploaded by    macrocosm
Score:
317
 
 Robespierre: Confectionary expressions of chinbeard true love, eh?
 Skinr: text = aligned
Image 203153   09-13-17   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
492
 
 Teechur: @Cami That's why I always pack an empty (and clearly marked) Gatorade bottle when I go camping, especially in the wintertime.
 AverageJoe: get your prostate checked, you might have cancer
 Cami: Harder if you live in a tent.
 tib gubb: wow. yer breakin' my heart
 Yurishiro: My gf literally every time we go to bed.
 Air Biscuit: Same.
Image 203152   09-13-17   Uploaded by    gutwheat
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