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204955  Drunk Orc: Jesus Would Go

204941  UseYourName: @UseYourName Fusilli reasons I guess

204941  UseYourName: Why would you do such a thing?

204938  Catcat: Also, for you rotting capitalist westerners out there: this there is a three liter jar, super popular in Eastern Europe and beyond for storing juice (usually apple) and kompot (usually cherry).

204938  Catcat: Cat tries to escape Russia by pretending to be an export good.

204955  dirtstick: For some reason I wasn't expecting Jesus to be goofy footed.

204829  ignatz: Not true love: he has no Micky's ears

204852  Cami: @moogerator Approximately?

204846  ignatz: It's a trap!

204954  Messed Up Dog: "We now return to *Shi-Tsus of the Serengeti.*"

204855  ignatz: They all look a little wired tbh

204861  apoxia: I don't think it's safe to stand there.

204868  apoxia: Irons, hair dryers, and clock radios - all items spurned by millenials. I guess that's why there are so many spare.

204875  apoxia: In New Zealand we squash these things on the road.

204875  apoxia: Cactus muffins

204953  elronhubard: That looks far creepier than happy.

204876  apoxia: How could this go wrong?

204875  ignatz: Hedge fun

204899  apoxia: I'll take the one on the right (cooler hair).

204908  apoxia: I know someone who lost part of her leg in just such an accident as a toddler.

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2. Felicity
3. Robespierre
4. Air Biscuit
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204876 apoxia: How could this go wrong?

204756 BavidDowie: Celestial

204808 funny in the wall: What's with all the potato babes? Not that I'm not in to it... Slavic genes run deep

204854 Spazstatic: Actually it looks like most of their comments have been removed, at least ones where someone replied to them.

204892 Dan Tagonistic: Shame it's only a 110v current - 230v would have jet-washed the floor for you

204819 jochenau: @Cami Ever since I randomly read the fetal alcohol syndrome article on wikipedia I often find myself checking people for the characteristic facial features :(

204779 Sadbot: @hajjpodge Too late, sucker #204853 #204855

204822 BavidDowie: There are full-grown adults who don't know that cultures all over the world have ancient flood myths so there was probably a pretty fucking big one way back and we're still talking about it.

204795 BavidDowie: I see you've played potty-spoony before!

204786 dangerkeith3000: Damn Furries.



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Mr. Butt uploaded 204581 (766 points)
Warrax uploaded 204670 (766 points)
hat thrab uploaded 204562 (765 points)
fisto uploaded 204538 (733 points)
Salvador Molly uploaded 204577 (732 points)
Pizza uploaded 204628 (730 points)
SurfNTurf uploaded 204551 (716 points)
hajjpodge uploaded 204788 (716 points)


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 7. dangerkeith3000: 2721 points
 8. Robespierre: 2519 points
 9. ChubbyBuddy: 2505 points
10. Supermansbrother: 2136 points
11. Yurishiro: 2017 points
12. Skinr: 2007 points
13. Annoying Vegan : 1791 points
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15. flushpuppy: 1519 points
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Score:
732
 
 Shay: YOU ARE DEAD
 wolfpk: That was filmed by a high speed camera. All three frames took place in about 1/1000th of a second
 Robespierre: ***SPROING*** ... ***SPROING*** ... ***SPROI/SPLAT***
 Teechur: I couldn't figure out why the doggo kept getting bigger and bigger...and then it hit me.
 Yurishiro: Gorgeous.
 ignatz: Boop!
Image 203159   09-13-17   Uploaded by    Back Door Dan
Score:
326
 
 VoR: Stranger things in space...
 Teechur: Hang on, Spaceman! Friday's coming!
Image 203158   09-13-17   Uploaded by    ITS TAPE
Score:
447
 
 a robot: @sparename I did not see your comment before making mine :D
 a robot: Pfft. Stabbing someone with a candy cane is amateur hour. The pros use an icicle.
 Joseph: If this person is also a clown, I'm never leaving the house again. I bet he is.
 sparename: Buying the candy will leave a purchasing paper-trail and sugary residue will cause fingerprints all over the place attracting insects to do their time-specific activities - use an icicle like everybody else
 Teechur: If you fatally poke someone with a striped object, you'll probably end up getting poked by someone wearing a striped uniform.
 tib gubb: well both are possible, but probably you'd break the candy cane and hurt yourself.
 addend: Yes... The answer is yes.
 Cami: @Whatever ZING!
 Whatever: It depends on how thin skinned a person is, so if you're stabbing a conservative commentator with one, it might be fatal
 AverageJoe: Report Abuse
 Yurishiro: You know why Kate.
Image 203157   09-13-17   Uploaded by    jem
Score:
201
 
 wolfpk: Candy canes do not make good stabbing weapons; try this.
 jazzjunkie: This candy cane is weird.
 Volwen: Best way to protect yourself while playing hockey. I carry 2 just in case.
 tib gubb: we get it, your throwing knives are ludicrously imbalanced
 Yurishiro: I love knives. -Vash the stampede
 ignatz: Why is this in marriage and divorce?
Image 203156   09-13-17   Uploaded by    Big Baby
Score:
328
 
 Liar tuck: @tib gubb hahah
 tib gubb: * "asshole" - what an asshole
 AverageJoe: I have reverse tourette syndrome MARSHMALLOWS
 tib gubb: *effect
 Yurishiro: All of the above.
Image 203155   09-13-17   Uploaded by    randomhobo
Score:
350
 
 SpaceCow: "Meh, I've had a full life."
 Wet farts: Doesn't say exactly what it's not supposed to be used for.
 Mr Bleak: @Whatever Yeah - to stab you with!
 Felicity: NOT A LADDER
 Whatever: But they might be hiding candy up there
 Yurishiro: "Nobody will ever know"
Image 203154   09-13-17   Uploaded by    macrocosm
Score:
317
 
 Robespierre: Confectionary expressions of chinbeard true love, eh?
 Skinr: text = aligned
Image 203153   09-13-17   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
492
 
 Teechur: @Cami That's why I always pack an empty (and clearly marked) Gatorade bottle when I go camping, especially in the wintertime.
 AverageJoe: get your prostate checked, you might have cancer
 Cami: Harder if you live in a tent.
 tib gubb: wow. yer breakin' my heart
 Yurishiro: My gf literally every time we go to bed.
 Air Biscuit: Same.
Image 203152   09-13-17   Uploaded by    gutwheat
Score:
697
 
 jazzjunkie: [throws pokeball]
 Ulillillia: Oh, Billy!
 Mr Bleak: Baby Salamanders start with small fires.
 Yurishiro: Dejavu
Image 203151   09-13-17   Uploaded by    redpeepee
Score:
352
 
 Robespierre: Leftover from his total hip arthroplasty?
 Science: @apoxia: Don't bother - they make terrible canes
 Teechur: Bilbo looks like he's ready to go there and back again.
 apoxia: The nurse asked me if I wanted to keep the placenta. I had a look and then said they could chuck it in the furnace. Those fuckers are big.
 addend: (Breaks cane while walking. Falls. Breaks other hip.)
 ignatz: @ArchStanton Oooh that must have been close!
 ignatz: Damn hipsters
 ArchStanton: Damn hipsters.
 Whatever: ...and this is all that was left of my husband Bill after that successful surgery two years ago, after the private hospital's billing department found out he didn't have any health insurance to pay up in full...
 Air Biscuit: Spared no expense.
Image 203150   09-13-17   Uploaded by    m o l e m a n
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