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249381  sparename: @Yam As an example - Eric Prydz - Call On Me, sounds terrible enough when played on radio with analogue compression for broadcast but when digitised as well is just nasty.. I never liked the song but just like being reminded of the video..

249382  Mr. Whiskers: You cant say "doot" if theres no skeleton. Thats just science.

249390  Not A Bot: FINISH HER!

249384  barfolomew: They don't make "skin" crayons anymore, for exactly this reason.

249367  Air Biscuit: These 3d glasses are off somehow...

249389  sparename: Yes, the nanobots have increased the size of my red blood cells too.

249336  wolfpk: Connection to #249357

249361  wolfpk: *Temp workers

249387  sparenamelaptopdied: I hate to think what's at the other side..

249374  Zaxxoff: you think that's stealthy? wait till you find the hand dryer!

249375  wolfpk: Hint #249377

249378  wolfpk: @funny in the wall All the mogwai came from Gizmo. Mogwais are naturally evil, with a very few exceptions like Gizmo.

249385  Zaxxoff: lifehack #22

249387  Zaxxoff: everything they told me about marine biology is a lie!

249387  Side Boob: Dont fish near nuclear power plants (owned by Montgomery Burns).

249372  Mr. Shine: "I come from a long line of Registrars with a proud and minutely documented history."

249374  Mr. Shine: *stumbles into*

249377  Mr. Shine: I love you, box!

249378  Mr. Shine: @funny in the wall getting them wet makes more. Feeding them after midnight is what makes gremlins. Getting original gizmo wet is what made the @sshole clones.

249322  Social Vegan: ummm........

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249243 Side Boob: Hey! It's that one guy from 'Bosom Buddies' on TV

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

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249182 tib gubb: it's in your butt boi

249142 dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I order potatoes/hashbrowns for breakfast just to give me an excuse to eat ketchup.

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249275 PenguinBartender: Undo the bottom button, damnit.

249175 Otterman: @WTF (In Hans Moleman voice) Give me the biggest ice cream cone you have. No, that's too big.

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Score:
732
 
 Shay: YOU ARE DEAD
 wolfpk: That was filmed by a high speed camera. All three frames took place in about 1/1000th of a second
 leia: ***SPROING*** ... ***SPROING*** ... ***SPROI/SPLAT***
 Teechur: I couldn't figure out why the doggo kept getting bigger and bigger...and then it hit me.
 Yurishiro: Gorgeous.
 ignatz: Boop!
Image 203159   09-13-17   Uploaded by    Back Door Dan
Score:
326
 
 VoR: Stranger things in space...
 Teechur: Hang on, Spaceman! Friday's coming!
Image 203158   09-13-17   Uploaded by    ITS TAPE
Score:
447
 
 a robot: @sparename I did not see your comment before making mine :D
 a robot: Pfft. Stabbing someone with a candy cane is amateur hour. The pros use an icicle.
 Joseph: If this person is also a clown, I'm never leaving the house again. I bet he is.
 sparename: Buying the candy will leave a purchasing paper-trail and sugary residue will cause fingerprints all over the place attracting insects to do their time-specific activities - use an icicle like everybody else
 Teechur: If you fatally poke someone with a striped object, you'll probably end up getting poked by someone wearing a striped uniform.
 tib gubb: well both are possible, but probably you'd break the candy cane and hurt yourself.
 addend: Yes... The answer is yes.
 Cami: @Whatever ZING!
 Whatever: It depends on how thin skinned a person is, so if you're stabbing a conservative commentator with one, it might be fatal
 AverageJoe: Report Abuse
 Yurishiro: You know why Kate.
Image 203157   09-13-17   Uploaded by    jem
Score:
201
 
 wolfpk: Candy canes do not make good stabbing weapons; try this.
 jazzjunkie: This candy cane is weird.
 Volwen: Best way to protect yourself while playing hockey. I carry 2 just in case.
 tib gubb: we get it, your throwing knives are ludicrously imbalanced
 Yurishiro: I love knives. -Vash the stampede
 ignatz: Why is this in marriage and divorce?
Image 203156   09-13-17   Uploaded by    Big Baby
Score:
328
 
 Liar tuck: @tib gubb hahah
 tib gubb: * "asshole" - what an asshole
 AverageJoe: I have reverse tourette syndrome MARSHMALLOWS
 tib gubb: *effect
 Yurishiro: All of the above.
Image 203155   09-13-17   Uploaded by    randomhobo
Score:
350
 
 SpaceCow: "Meh, I've had a full life."
 Wet farts: Doesn't say exactly what it's not supposed to be used for.
 Mr Bleak: @Whatever Yeah - to stab you with!
 Felicity: NOT A LADDER
 Whatever: But they might be hiding candy up there
 Yurishiro: "Nobody will ever know"
Image 203154   09-13-17   Uploaded by    macrocosm
Score:
317
 
 No Penguins Allowed: Confectionary expressions of chinbeard true love, eh?
 Skinr: text = aligned
Image 203153   09-13-17   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
492
 
 Teechur: @Cami That's why I always pack an empty (and clearly marked) Gatorade bottle when I go camping, especially in the wintertime.
 AverageJoe: get your prostate checked, you might have cancer
 Cami: Harder if you live in a tent.
 tib gubb: wow. yer breakin' my heart
 Yurishiro: My gf literally every time we go to bed.
 Air Biscuit: Same.
Image 203152   09-13-17   Uploaded by    gutwheat
Score:
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 jazzjunkie: [throws pokeball]
 Ulillillia: Oh, Billy!
 Mr Bleak: Baby Salamanders start with small fires.
 Yurishiro: Dejavu
Image 203151   09-13-17   Uploaded by    redpeepee
Score:
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 Drump Porbs: Leftover from his total hip arthroplasty?
 Science: @apoxia: Don't bother - they make terrible canes
 Teechur: Bilbo looks like he's ready to go there and back again.
 apoxia: The nurse asked me if I wanted to keep the placenta. I had a look and then said they could chuck it in the furnace. Those fuckers are big.
 addend: (Breaks cane while walking. Falls. Breaks other hip.)
 ignatz: @ArchStanton Oooh that must have been close!
 ignatz: Damn hipsters
 ArchStanton: Damn hipsters.
 Whatever: ...and this is all that was left of my husband Bill after that successful surgery two years ago, after the private hospital's billing department found out he didn't have any health insurance to pay up in full...
 Air Biscuit: Spared no expense.
Image 203150   09-13-17   Uploaded by    m o l e m a n
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