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216569  bug: @livelovebarf I always thought they were a reeally closely matched gay couple until my wife told me they were brothers. No, even the title of the show didn't give it away.

216573  dangerkeith3000: @fanny Me too. Exact same thing. I was in Kindergarten tho.

216571  bug: Someone needs to sharpie on some Kill-Bill style blood spraying out.

216580  Amy Housewine: I'm down with wasps. Wasps are cool. Kill dem flies.

179731  Felicity: Rad for Jem

216586  XLY: cocaine's a hell of a drug

216582  bug: I don't think that's going to bring her back. ...Wait, is she even dead? Ok, I don't think that's going to kill her either.

216593  communist: Any chance of there being a "before" photo of the same spot in the river?

216570  grizzly: Better with that hat.

216582  ThoughtlessGentleman: SPITNEY BEERS!!!!! WOOOO!

179758  Felicity: Starring Ronnie Corbett

216579  Chocolate Pain: named after my favorite character in Blackhawk Down?

216586  Not A Bot: Its all just maths really. There are like seven billion people on this planet right now. So take a small slice of that who are into something kinda unique/different/underground and blow it out to the whole fucking world full of buyers, I mean consumers, I mean audience... If zero point five percent of people bought shit on a stick at 99c a pop you'd be a damn rich kunt.

216579  1979: Hoot is crazy.

216568  Joseph: I'm 41 and I'm the dude on the left in both pictures.

216575  skillet: Signed: Tabby Cat with Blue Collar

216580  thecraftywolf: im raid i commit mass genocide of both

216573  grizzly: @Felicity tomorrow is actually the JFK assassination anniversary.

216579  greenbean: I have to say for a puppy he gets incredibly close to looking at the camera.

216573  grizzly: @Greifer correct

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216436 Cami: @Air Biscuit Things go South long before they melt. If you need to spray and pray on this level you need one of the good guy guns from a John Woo movie.

216356 glenalec: I see a crater with ejecta. Ewwwww.

216495 Felicity: @sparename Keep going until you hear the crunch

216348 Hosebag: Wait, is he trying to absorb Cuervo directly through his skull? Dude, I'm not even mad, that's pretty amazing.

216539 jochenau: Oil heaters are RAD. I have no idea why people bother with those stupid space heaters that sear a small patch in front of them and leave everything else freezing.

216537 UltraBeverly: This festival has EVERYTHING!

216346 Robespierre: The Miss-A-Shift-er! It's patented! Order NOW!

216490 Yurishiro: HEY! How did you know I have "you reading this comic now." tattooed on my face?

216326 aoaoaoao: @dangerkeith3000 damn

216475 raditzu: heavy breathing



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Score:
732
 
 Shay: YOU ARE DEAD
 wolfpk: That was filmed by a high speed camera. All three frames took place in about 1/1000th of a second
 Robespierre: ***SPROING*** ... ***SPROING*** ... ***SPROI/SPLAT***
 Teechur: I couldn't figure out why the doggo kept getting bigger and bigger...and then it hit me.
 Yurishiro: Gorgeous.
 ignatz: Boop!
Image 203159   09-13-17   Uploaded by    Back Door Dan
Score:
326
 
 VoR: Stranger things in space...
 Teechur: Hang on, Spaceman! Friday's coming!
Image 203158   09-13-17   Uploaded by    ITS TAPE
Score:
447
 
 a robot: @sparename I did not see your comment before making mine :D
 a robot: Pfft. Stabbing someone with a candy cane is amateur hour. The pros use an icicle.
 Joseph: If this person is also a clown, I'm never leaving the house again. I bet he is.
 sparename: Buying the candy will leave a purchasing paper-trail and sugary residue will cause fingerprints all over the place attracting insects to do their time-specific activities - use an icicle like everybody else
 Teechur: If you fatally poke someone with a striped object, you'll probably end up getting poked by someone wearing a striped uniform.
 tib gubb: well both are possible, but probably you'd break the candy cane and hurt yourself.
 addend: Yes... The answer is yes.
 Cami: @Whatever ZING!
 Whatever: It depends on how thin skinned a person is, so if you're stabbing a conservative commentator with one, it might be fatal
 AverageJoe: Report Abuse
 Yurishiro: You know why Kate.
Image 203157   09-13-17   Uploaded by    jem
Score:
201
 
 wolfpk: Candy canes do not make good stabbing weapons; try this.
 jazzjunkie: This candy cane is weird.
 Volwen: Best way to protect yourself while playing hockey. I carry 2 just in case.
 tib gubb: we get it, your throwing knives are ludicrously imbalanced
 Yurishiro: I love knives. -Vash the stampede
 ignatz: Why is this in marriage and divorce?
Image 203156   09-13-17   Uploaded by    Big Baby
Score:
328
 
 Liar tuck: @tib gubb hahah
 tib gubb: * "asshole" - what an asshole
 AverageJoe: I have reverse tourette syndrome MARSHMALLOWS
 tib gubb: *effect
 Yurishiro: All of the above.
Image 203155   09-13-17   Uploaded by    randomhobo
Score:
350
 
 SpaceCow: "Meh, I've had a full life."
 Wet farts: Doesn't say exactly what it's not supposed to be used for.
 Mr Bleak: @Whatever Yeah - to stab you with!
 Felicity: NOT A LADDER
 Whatever: But they might be hiding candy up there
 Yurishiro: "Nobody will ever know"
Image 203154   09-13-17   Uploaded by    macrocosm
Score:
317
 
 Robespierre: Confectionary expressions of chinbeard true love, eh?
 Skinr: text = aligned
Image 203153   09-13-17   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
492
 
 Teechur: @Cami That's why I always pack an empty (and clearly marked) Gatorade bottle when I go camping, especially in the wintertime.
 AverageJoe: get your prostate checked, you might have cancer
 Cami: Harder if you live in a tent.
 tib gubb: wow. yer breakin' my heart
 Yurishiro: My gf literally every time we go to bed.
 Air Biscuit: Same.
Image 203152   09-13-17   Uploaded by    gutwheat
Score:
697
 
 jazzjunkie: [throws pokeball]
 Ulillillia: Oh, Billy!
 Mr Bleak: Baby Salamanders start with small fires.
 Yurishiro: Dejavu
Image 203151   09-13-17   Uploaded by    redpeepee
Score:
352
 
 Robespierre: Leftover from his total hip arthroplasty?
 Science: @apoxia: Don't bother - they make terrible canes
 Teechur: Bilbo looks like he's ready to go there and back again.
 apoxia: The nurse asked me if I wanted to keep the placenta. I had a look and then said they could chuck it in the furnace. Those fuckers are big.
 addend: (Breaks cane while walking. Falls. Breaks other hip.)
 ignatz: @ArchStanton Oooh that must have been close!
 ignatz: Damn hipsters
 ArchStanton: Damn hipsters.
 Whatever: ...and this is all that was left of my husband Bill after that successful surgery two years ago, after the private hospital's billing department found out he didn't have any health insurance to pay up in full...
 Air Biscuit: Spared no expense.
Image 203150   09-13-17   Uploaded by    m o l e m a n
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