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253767  a sedated moose: 3fArts is my rap persona.

253732  VeeKay: @RiderFan Not specified: When she actually was a virgin.

253535  Mr Bleak: Which one? Aren't there two at the moment?

253541  Mr Bleak: @jochenau What you see it two mirrors - probably fitted wardrobe doors. The left hand one is open, giving a 90 degree (or so) angle between them. The right one reflects a door we can't see to the photographers right, the other reflects the image in the first mirror. (You can see the mirror border, it looks like Cedar strips from here).

253767  Greifer: but no fucks given

253777  DOW: My favorite gum ever. Now I have to go to the store an buy some.

253549  Mr Bleak: How much do I need to pee in order to melt enough to have a dump?

253561  Mr Bleak: @Teechur We've always had fit cats - enthusiastic predation sees to that I suspect - including one that could jump onto a wall taller than I am in a single bound. The current murder floof can only manage about three or four time his height, but that doesn't seem to slow him down at all.

253697  Shay: Good god, did a squirrel mate with a bird?

253762  Side Boob: Cool, daddio!

253701  Shay: @Dr Awkward And like hipsters they don't keep the racket down at 3 in the morning.

253734  Side Boob: "That doesn't scare me. Work on it!"

253762  Greifer: koolcat

253712  Passive: Whew I feel the burn

253742  Side Boob: Not Steve, though. Fuck Steve.

253747  Side Boob: I see this with new 4-wheel drives in the winter. 4-wheel GO doesn't equal 4-wheel STOP.

253763  Urn BooUrn: Best Friends!

253764  Urn BooUrn: Best friends!

253733  Passive: Ew, why would anyone put that disgusting thing to his lips. Oh hey and there is a foot, too!

253761  Urn BooUrn: Hadouken!

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253507 Austin: For "2". Just like that velveeta and shells meal that I made for me and a... friend

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Score:
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 a robot: @sparename I did not see your comment before making mine :D
 a robot: Pfft. Stabbing someone with a candy cane is amateur hour. The pros use an icicle.
 Joseph: If this person is also a clown, I'm never leaving the house again. I bet he is.
 sparename: Buying the candy will leave a purchasing paper-trail and sugary residue will cause fingerprints all over the place attracting insects to do their time-specific activities - use an icicle like everybody else
 Teechur: If you fatally poke someone with a striped object, you'll probably end up getting poked by someone wearing a striped uniform.
 tib gubb: well both are possible, but probably you'd break the candy cane and hurt yourself.
 addend: Yes... The answer is yes.
 Cami: @Whatever ZING!
 Whatever: It depends on how thin skinned a person is, so if you're stabbing a conservative commentator with one, it might be fatal
 AverageJoe: Report Abuse
 androbot: You know why Kate.
Image 203157   09-13-17   Uploaded by    jem
Score:
201
 
 wolfpk: Candy canes do not make good stabbing weapons; try this.
 jazzjunkie: This candy cane is weird.
 Volwen: Best way to protect yourself while playing hockey. I carry 2 just in case.
 tib gubb: we get it, your throwing knives are ludicrously imbalanced
 nanananana: I love knives. -Vash the stampede
 ignatz: Why is this in marriage and divorce?
Image 203156   09-13-17   Uploaded by    Big Baby
Score:
328
 
 Liar tuck: @tib gubb hahah
 tib gubb: * "asshole" - what an asshole
 AverageJoe: I have reverse tourette syndrome MARSHMALLOWS
 tib gubb: *effect
 The Dog Dies: All of the above.
Image 203155   09-13-17   Uploaded by    randomhobo
Score:
350
 
 SpaceCow: "Meh, I've had a full life."
 Wet farts: Doesn't say exactly what it's not supposed to be used for.
 Mr Bleak: @Whatever Yeah - to stab you with!
 Youll Cowards: NOT A LADDER
 Whatever: But they might be hiding candy up there
 fridaynight: "Nobody will ever know"
Image 203154   09-13-17   Uploaded by    macrocosm
Score:
317
 
 No Penguins Allowed: Confectionary expressions of chinbeard true love, eh?
 Skinr: text = aligned
Image 203153   09-13-17   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
492
 
 Teechur: @Cami That's why I always pack an empty (and clearly marked) Gatorade bottle when I go camping, especially in the wintertime.
 AverageJoe: get your prostate checked, you might have cancer
 Cami: Harder if you live in a tent.
 tib gubb: wow. yer breakin' my heart
 burritos: My gf literally every time we go to bed.
 Air Biscuit: Same.
Image 203152   09-13-17   Uploaded by    gutwheat
Score:
697
 
 jazzjunkie: [throws pokeball]
 Ulillillia: Oh, Billy!
 Mr Bleak: Baby Salamanders start with small fires.
 usernamee: Dejavu
Image 203151   09-13-17   Uploaded by    redpeepee
Score:
352
 
 Drump Porbs: Leftover from his total hip arthroplasty?
 Science: @apoxia: Don't bother - they make terrible canes
 Teechur: Bilbo looks like he's ready to go there and back again.
 apoxia: The nurse asked me if I wanted to keep the placenta. I had a look and then said they could chuck it in the furnace. Those fuckers are big.
 addend: (Breaks cane while walking. Falls. Breaks other hip.)
 ignatz: @ArchStanton Oooh that must have been close!
 ignatz: Damn hipsters
 ArchStanton: Damn hipsters.
 Whatever: ...and this is all that was left of my husband Bill after that successful surgery two years ago, after the private hospital's billing department found out he didn't have any health insurance to pay up in full...
 Air Biscuit: Spared no expense.
Image 203150   09-13-17   Uploaded by    m o l e m a n
Score:
349
 
 Whatever: Unexpected bonus: pigeons won't dare to poop on it.
 Weedheart: This. This is where taxes should go.
Image 203149   09-13-17   Uploaded by    poetrysucks
Score:
360
 
 Thyming: Danny Sexbang?
 westerner: Lorne Elliott, David Acer, Al Yankovic, and Russell Brand, all seen in the same place at the same time
 Skinr: qa'Pla!
 piranharama: PERHAPS TODAY IS A GOOD DAY TO DIE
 Cami: . . . Another one rides the bus.
Image 203148   09-13-17   Uploaded by    FarmerWalk
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