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254036  Scoo: Shadowplay

254056  Laree: Butt plug. Never used.

254020  Robespierre: Wild cat is wild

254059  bug: Can I have an almond cookie?

254031  Robespierre: Latitude, or attitude?

254051  Robespierre: Always worthy

253828  Passive: Welp time to reformat the hard drive

254056  Robespierre: Downright grotesque, and a "Disposable Me" pollutant as well

253834  Passive: I'd wear the fuck out of these

254059  Robespierre: Shit seen

254037  Korrok: Korrok approves.

254042  a robot: Congrats human, you're trapped forever!

254043  a robot: This mixing of memes is highly illogical

253254  Mr Bleak: That's a damn good disguise, Unicorn - it fooled me!

253260  Mr Bleak: @OldKentuckyShark Surprisingly, everyone expected them - they gave you a months notice that they were coming...

253262  Mr Bleak: Romanes eunt domus!

253961  necronomicon: Also orange water is detrimental to ones health

253964  necronomicon: If my calculations are correct, when this baby his 88 miles per hour, youre gonna see some serious shit

253286  Mr Bleak: @Amy Housewine It's especially true for cooking bacon, and caramels.

254041  Annoying Vegan : @sparename Cannibal Orphan is my new metal band.

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2. dangerkeith3000
3. Mad Collager
4. Shay
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6. Mr. Shine
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9. DrNinjaman
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253709 FranzTrashka: Needs more coke

253747 IKEA Lady: Improper handling aid

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253786 BavidDowie: Horny moms choose stiff

253776 trelyate: GOB is that you?

253826 AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner



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Vladimir Puta uploaded 253567 (859 points)
Science uploaded 253621 (846 points)
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 8. Jonananathan: 1917 points
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10. tears as lube: 1715 points
11. Vault Dweller: 1711 points
12. phil: 1642 points
13. dirtstick: 1609 points
14. ChubbyBuddy: 1607 points
15. Science: 1562 points
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Score:
352
 
 Drump Porbs: Leftover from his total hip arthroplasty?
 Science: @apoxia: Don't bother - they make terrible canes
 Teechur: Bilbo looks like he's ready to go there and back again.
 apoxia: The nurse asked me if I wanted to keep the placenta. I had a look and then said they could chuck it in the furnace. Those fuckers are big.
 addend: (Breaks cane while walking. Falls. Breaks other hip.)
 ignatz: @ArchStanton Oooh that must have been close!
 ignatz: Damn hipsters
 ArchStanton: Damn hipsters.
 Whatever: ...and this is all that was left of my husband Bill after that successful surgery two years ago, after the private hospital's billing department found out he didn't have any health insurance to pay up in full...
 Air Biscuit: Spared no expense.
Image 203150   09-13-17   Uploaded by    m o l e m a n
Score:
349
 
 Whatever: Unexpected bonus: pigeons won't dare to poop on it.
 Weedheart: This. This is where taxes should go.
Image 203149   09-13-17   Uploaded by    poetrysucks
Score:
360
 
 Thyming: Danny Sexbang?
 westerner: Lorne Elliott, David Acer, Al Yankovic, and Russell Brand, all seen in the same place at the same time
 Skinr: qa'Pla!
 piranharama: PERHAPS TODAY IS A GOOD DAY TO DIE
 Cami: . . . Another one rides the bus.
Image 203148   09-13-17   Uploaded by    FarmerWalk
Score:
56
 
 Whatever: At least raptors sing better...
 AverageJoe: Dracarys
Image 203147   09-13-17   Uploaded by    alex
Score:
303
 
 Zampano: Oh man, i bet she can pack several cans of dipping tobacco in there
 apoxia: Fierce
 addend: Tyra B-b-b-b-b-banks.
 Wet farts: Sleep lol. Who needs it?
 AverageJoe: pls be fake...
Image 203146   09-13-17   Uploaded by    jimbiscuit
Score:
234
 
 Brain: This is not funny
 Zampano: Looks like a king of the hill screenshot? I speculate because I'm a cartoon fanatic but couldn't immediately place it, but it looks like KotH style drawing
 westerner: It's money.
 AverageJoe: it's probably some failed science project
Image 203145   09-13-17   Uploaded by    nightmarez
Score:
405
 
 carlin: Birdog is depressed.
 Peach: @AverageJoe Better call the Turd Burglar.
 AverageJoe: Imagine the shits of that thing...
Image 203144   09-13-17   Uploaded by    trees
Score:
428
 
 RiderFan: If you "steal shit" does it make you a turd burglar?
 Ulillillia: Huh huh huh huh
 DrinkMixMan: A lesser-known McDonaldland character
 AverageJoe: the worst kind of burglar...
Image 203143   09-13-17   Uploaded by    sue
Score:
322
 
 jazzjunkie: VACATIONS ARE NICE
 KEKOEKEOEK: Fine, Ill gamble a stamp and send for Charles Atlas free book!
 charlemagne: and who said you can't negotiate with death?
 Crispy Liquid Taquito: See? I told you to put sunscreen on!
Image 203142   09-13-17   Uploaded by    trucker
Score:
463
 
 ethernet: @ASTER But then they go and scatter it all over the lawn, undoing any goodwill they might have otherwise earned
 Peach: @tib gubb My vote is for raccoons to become the next dominant species of earth.
 ASTER: @tib gubb They're like cats who have given into the desire they have when they stare at shit.
 tib gubb: @ASTER they're more like neighbors. in fact a raccoon will imprint on a person and treat it as an elder in certain circumstances. also their voice is eerily human.
 tib gubb: onward, faithful steed!
 ASTER: Do you think raccoons see our relationship as symbiotic? I mean, we obviously don't WANT the trash they're eating...
 Nopetology: This parrot is weird
Image 203141   09-13-17   Uploaded by    sumo
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