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249621  Butcherboy: Youre being erased from existence? High five! Oh sorry

248650  Mr Bleak: They closed "the world's tallest waterslide", so we have to improvise now.

249608  raditzu: I have to go, my people need me!

248682  sparename: @Mr Bleak As long as it's on a naan-bread.. you can't fit a decent kebab in pitta. Preferably doner/chicken tikka mix on cheesey garlic naan, with chilli, red onions and mint yogurt, Bugger, now I really miss The Spices of Kashmir

248682  Mr Bleak: @a robot Sometimes (usually after a goodly number of beers, but not necessarily) an Elephant's Leg kebab with really hot chilli sauce and coleslaw is what you need. And desire. Oh yes. Sod it! Now I'm hungry ... and sober.

248685  Mr Bleak: @WannaBee I see nothing there that looks right!

248714  Mr Bleak: @Felicity Boom Tish!

249614  El hefe: All I want for Chistmas

249619  jochenau: Scrolling down on this picture is like watching a snowball of poor decisions gaining momentum as it rolls downhill, then suddenly rolling off a cliff and sailing majestically through the air, and you don't know what'll happen when it hits the ground, but it will be, in one way or another, spectacular.

249618  Spazstatic: @Annoying Vegan

249619  Hyphae: ...and for my next trick, I shall make all the ladies in the room disappear

249614  VoR: Fit a coke can in there

249617  VoR: Trump Rads trucks, but had to be banned for trying to upload the same truck 500+ times.

249618  VoR: I'm leafy Greg!

249593  Felicity: Why is slowly the only word not capitalised

249599  Felicity: @Dr Awkward Blow smoke away from the building, not towards? My best guess

249616  jochenau: Now try Cat Jenga.

249596  Yurishiro: [getting it comments intensify]

249603  Yurishiro: [Creepy high violins revelation theme music]

249608  Yurishiro: He was accepted at hogwarts I guess.

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2. tib gubb
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5. Air Biscuit
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9. Dr Awkward
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249431 WTF: It's not text, there are no black bars nor is it crude or overly sexual... I'm cool with it reappearing.

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249488 tib gubb: yall done fucked up!

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249320 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?

249509 Lunimeow: Be right back, gotta take a me.

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249357 Passive: This was a transphobic "fake commercial" for repelling unwanted advances from men using a fake penis

249477 El hefe: How i think it will go.....reality



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Side Boob uploaded 249412 (987 points)
Commodore 64 uploaded 249129 (982 points)
bigbison uploaded 249528 (977 points)
arctic fox uploaded 249377 (969 points)
east bay uploaded 249180 (917 points)
Bro Bro uploaded 249511 (901 points)
WannaBee uploaded 249170 (860 points)
digabigpig uploaded 249249 (843 points)
phailsauce uploaded 249107 (843 points)
Jack Daniels uploaded 249328 (819 points)
WannaBee uploaded 249178 (811 points)


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 3. fanny: 4366 points
 4. barfolomew: 4219 points
 5. WannaBee: 3756 points
 6. dangerkeith3000: 3267 points
 7. Annoying Vegan : 3163 points
 8. Not A Bot: 2888 points
 9. wordjones: 2172 points
10. Vanna: 2030 points
11. Warrax: 1990 points
12. aeroaero: 1878 points
13. catheter: 1820 points
14. silver: 1745 points
15. Bad Dad: 1622 points
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 Yurishiro: It's Alf alright.
 DrinkMixMan: He kills him.
Image 203135   09-12-17   Uploaded by    No Penguins Allowed
Score:
508
 
 LKoroton: Weirwood seed
 iatemyhomework: Grown in The Uncanny Valley.
 toad: Crabby Pumpkinton.
 Prostata: ...in the court of the crimson king. ahh ahh ahh
 Yurishiro: In Russia pumpkins carve you.
 Cami: Get off my patch.
 charlemagne: I never used to believe in gypsy curses, and look at me now
 jazzjunkie: Quaid, start the reactor!
 E. HONDA: "wat"
 redmonkey3: hey kids, do NOT eat yr vegetables, this once
Image 203134   09-12-17   Uploaded by    kshoxx
Score:
378
 
 Cami: Colour blind cop.
 BavidDowie: They say, hey, do you smell 'Beggin?
 Yam: No, regular dogs are good boys.
Image 203133   09-12-17   Uploaded by    Slickbrew
Score:
285
 
 Cami: Good grief!
 BavidDowie: It's infinite regression, Charlie Brown
Image 203132   09-12-17   Uploaded by    lolnotrly
Score:
249
 
 hoobleton: @deeeeeeeez You can knock off with the hurricane jokes now - in case you hadn't noticed, it's long gone.
 DOW: @apoxia Sure we are - you're posting on the Friendly Spaceship, aren't you?
 Cami: @apoxia Maybe they're tumours.
 apoxia: Really? My big brain got me a PhD and a job. No-one's laughing at me.
 Yurishiro: Meh i'd laugh too if i saw someone shitting on the floor like that. Also dat hand looks like a penis with huge nuts.
 Jennerator: HAHAHA LOOK AT HIS HUGE BRAIN I BET HE COMPREHENDS PHYSICS, WHAT A NERD
 jazzjunkie: Melodrama? I agree with the ironic second meaning: people will make a big deal about how society used to be a lot better than it is today, as if that's a profound insight.
 Ihminen: how is this different from any other generation? us humans suck
 deeeeeeeez: This guy cant even afford to drive away from the hurricane! L.O.L.
 piranharama: Look at his empty head! Trololololol :D
Image 203131   09-12-17   Uploaded by    Slug Wind
Score:
359
 
 hajjpodge: I don't remember this episode of Reno 911.
 Unicorn: Whatever happened to No Shirt, No Shoes...?
 Whatever: Yes, the price of the new Apple iPhone is outrageous
 Yurishiro: Bald and thong, you have a win-win situation here.
 DrinkMixMan: I can see your data package
 Cami: A bet was lost?
 redmonkey3: Knoxville Chamber of Commerce calendar finalist
 Warrax: Sun's out, buns out.
 Ulillillia: Johnny Knoxville
 Zampano: I always wear my man thong when i go into the cell phone store. Cell phone store near the beach, not near the beach, summer winter, doesn't matter: man thong
Image 203130   09-12-17   Uploaded by    sue
Score:
211
 
 blue shoes: @Whatever It's beautiful. The most beautiful golf ball.
 Whatever: Trump's magnificent golf ball
 jazzjunkie: This golf ball is problematic.
 redmonkey3: Could be... a moon
 Dr Awkward: It's a delicious ball of vanilla ice cream
 Dr Awkward: That's no moon...
Image 203129   09-12-17   Uploaded by    bag o bones
Score:
758
 
 trelyate: the colors, Duke, the colors!
 apoxia: Dogs are colour-blind.
 Yurishiro: Chicken butt.
 Jennerator: This isn't dog fort
 redmonkey3: Uploader name / image synergy is strong
 redmonkey3: @Dr Awkward - i like it
 Dr Awkward: The joke is that dogs think chameleons are stupid, right?
Image 203128   09-12-17   Uploaded by    doggggggie
Score:
273
 
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Image 203127   09-12-17   Uploaded by    Starry Lemon
Score:
105
 
 XLY: Xx420Sephiroth69xX
 jazzjunkie: Niels Bohr's early works were a bit less elegant than the one he's famous for today.
 redmonkey3: @BavidDowie - kababababalalalalaba it is!
 BavidDowie: This is either Kabbalah, or a virus, or a Kabbalavirus
 piranharama: Thesis from a cruel angel
Image 203126   09-12-17   Uploaded by    hapi papi
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