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263322  dangerkeith3000: Something is wrong with his face.

263344  ignatz: Mmm.. Shiny!

263325  dangerkeith3000: Your chimney doesn't have a hole on top. Time to suffocate.

263345  ignatz: @flommmm underrated shows are the best!

263346  ignatz: Lawyers, guns and money? Nah, we got this covered..

263329  dangerkeith3000: I don't get it.

263342  KingTrebek: At least it won't get stolen

263335  dangerkeith3000: Beef is one of the safest meats to eat raw, but I prefer my steak medium / sometimes medium rare.

263339  Greek Fire: Just follow Kronos' example.

263339  dangerkeith3000: I'll start saying that. Especially since my baby sis had her first baby last week.

263348  ignatz: I'd be much less intimidated if they called it a kitty scan..

263286  dangerkeith3000: @Shay Yeah I wish he had learned sooner. But at least Mariska Hargatay had a cameo in that one.

263286  a robot: @dangerkeith3000 @Shay His finest performance is still when he was the most awkward person on the planet while standing next Kanye West talking about how George Bush doesn't care about black people

263271  KingTrebek: RIP butt ugly martians

263309  ChubbyBuddy: as someone who once worked at a wide format print shop, that sign was probably only somewhat less expensive than building a damn fence

263295  a robot: Kitty is just biding his time, planning the murder

263296  a robot: I love you, friend!

263336  fanny: basketboop

263297  a robot: Nice Canadian Tuxedo

263338  fanny: shouldnt he be watching pig sex?

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

263297 a robot: Nice Canadian Tuxedo

263281 Shay: Can't you just go to your local library and rent a copy of "The Miracle of Birth" on DVD?

263215 antipatterns: FUCK THE UNITED SNAKES OF AMERIKKKA

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263293 KingTrebek: Too bad married sex and masturbation are mutually exclusive huh

263011 Fiveninety: you don't know me

263070 wolfpk: *and blows

263162 Spazstatic: @Whatever oooh, good point.



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Score:
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 LKoroton: Weirwood seed
 iatemyhomework: Grown in The Uncanny Valley.
 toad: Crabby Pumpkinton.
 Prostata: ...in the court of the crimson king. ahh ahh ahh
 brutal: In Russia pumpkins carve you.
 Cami: Get off my patch.
 charlemagne: I never used to believe in gypsy curses, and look at me now
 jazzjunkie: Quaid, start the reactor!
 E. HONDA: "wat"
 redmonkey3: hey kids, do NOT eat yr vegetables, this once
Image 203134   09-12-17   Uploaded by    kshoxx
Score:
378
 
 Cami: Colour blind cop.
 BavidDowie: They say, hey, do you smell 'Beggin?
 Yam: No, regular dogs are good boys.
Image 203133   09-12-17   Uploaded by    Slickbrew
Score:
285
 
 Cami: Good grief!
 BavidDowie: It's infinite regression, Charlie Brown
Image 203132   09-12-17   Uploaded by    lolnotrly
Score:
249
 
 hoobleton: @deeeeeeeez You can knock off with the hurricane jokes now - in case you hadn't noticed, it's long gone.
 DOW: @apoxia Sure we are - you're posting on the Friendly Spaceship, aren't you?
 Cami: @apoxia Maybe they're tumours.
 apoxia: Really? My big brain got me a PhD and a job. No-one's laughing at me.
 cakefizzle: Meh i'd laugh too if i saw someone shitting on the floor like that. Also dat hand looks like a penis with huge nuts.
 Jennerator: HAHAHA LOOK AT HIS HUGE BRAIN I BET HE COMPREHENDS PHYSICS, WHAT A NERD
 jazzjunkie: Melodrama? I agree with the ironic second meaning: people will make a big deal about how society used to be a lot better than it is today, as if that's a profound insight.
 Ihminen: how is this different from any other generation? us humans suck
 deeeeeeeez: This guy cant even afford to drive away from the hurricane! L.O.L.
 piranharama: Look at his empty head! Trololololol :D
Image 203131   09-12-17   Uploaded by    Slug Wind
Score:
359
 
 hajjpodge: I don't remember this episode of Reno 911.
 Unicorn: Whatever happened to No Shirt, No Shoes...?
 Whatever: Yes, the price of the new Apple iPhone is outrageous
 kensin: Bald and thong, you have a win-win situation here.
 DrinkMixMan: I can see your data package
 Cami: A bet was lost?
 redmonkey3: Knoxville Chamber of Commerce calendar finalist
 Warrax: Sun's out, buns out.
 Ulillillia: Johnny Knoxville
 Zampano: I always wear my man thong when i go into the cell phone store. Cell phone store near the beach, not near the beach, summer winter, doesn't matter: man thong
Image 203130   09-12-17   Uploaded by    sue
Score:
211
 
 blue shoes: @Whatever It's beautiful. The most beautiful golf ball.
 Whatever: Trump's magnificent golf ball
 jazzjunkie: This golf ball is problematic.
 redmonkey3: Could be... a moon
 Tacorleone: It's a delicious ball of vanilla ice cream
 meh: That's no moon...
Image 203129   09-12-17   Uploaded by    bag o bones
Score:
758
 
 trelyate: the colors, Duke, the colors!
 apoxia: Dogs are colour-blind.
 fishing: Chicken butt.
 Jennerator: This isn't dog fort
 redmonkey3: Uploader name / image synergy is strong
 redmonkey3: @Dr Awkward - i like it
 metallica: The joke is that dogs think chameleons are stupid, right?
Image 203128   09-12-17   Uploaded by    doggggggie
Score:
273
 
You can be the first to comment. Make up a name and slam the Post button!
Image 203127   09-12-17   Uploaded by    Starry Lemon
Score:
105
 
 XLY: Xx420Sephiroth69xX
 jazzjunkie: Niels Bohr's early works were a bit less elegant than the one he's famous for today.
 redmonkey3: @BavidDowie - kababababalalalalaba it is!
 BavidDowie: This is either Kabbalah, or a virus, or a Kabbalavirus
 piranharama: Thesis from a cruel angel
Image 203126   09-12-17   Uploaded by    hapi papi
Score:
318
 
 trelyate: not a comment
 Whatever: The new signage at Ellis Island needs work
 jazzjunkie: As an engineer, all I see is a straightforward errata.
 The Dog Dies: Its a sign that puts people in a trance
Image 203125   09-12-17   Uploaded by    Mumbles
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