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253723  Prostata: he wants to help pre-wash the dishes

253725  Prostata: this pic implies that there are nature photographer photographers who take photos of nature photographers in their natural habitat

253729  Prostata: that is a really gneiss stone. (really, i joke but it's very pretty and we miss ya mitch)

253729  Side Boob: You should just stand on his grave and do his act.

253716  Bluetocracy: so, wait, 25 Danny DeVitos... that's about 8 feet, right?

253717  Bluetocracy: It's a settler of Catan

253737  Bernie 2016: Cool if real

253737  HermwoodLitmajor: "Shhhh...I don't think they see us."

253737  sandwiches: What is this? A Gopro for ants?

253677  brian greene: and americans will have a dipshit for president

253724  Butcherboy: What are you? A gay fish

253725  Bluetocracy: I want to see the 5 years later picture

253701  brian greene: its a mummery

253736  Messed Up Dog: She might want to lay off the Monster Energy drinks as well.

253726  charlemagne: I don't care

253717  charlemagne: @sporky they're buddhist

253725  Robespierre: Wildlife magnet

253664  Robespierre: Exile on Main Street

253730  Ihminen: she seems fun.

253701  Christina: Birdnado.

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253571 dangerkeith3000: Trump of North Korea

253573 Zochrot: if they are a couple, can you imagine their sex life?

253673 sporky: Don't look d.... too late

253470 DrinkMixMan: Can we stop doing this?

253507 Austin: For "2". Just like that velveeta and shells meal that I made for me and a... friend

253636 Zochrot: everybodys sick of your shit Scott

253433 redmonkey3: Someone needs pet time / play time and you need rests from maus time - win win

253494 Robespierre: Sorry, Billy Bob, but I'm expensive this weekend.

253446 SurfNTurf: @dangerkeith3000 huh?...

253597 Zochrot: this phone deserves worse for having candy crush on it



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Score:
366
 
 RimLickinGood: @kinggheedra i agree with this
 queezy farm: o shit waddup
 redmonkey3: @Warrax - i like this protocol
 dope: Sulu the iguana
 Ulillillia: get out
 Not A Bot: Is this where I complain about improper cropping?
 Warrax: I assume all memes I don't understand are some sort of crypto-facist chan shit.
 eider: WADDUP!
 Jennerator: Feels weird man
 kinggheedra: Look, I'm not saying that it isn't impressive...
Image 203108   09-12-17   Uploaded by    Pop That Ponzi
Score:
270
 
 eumoria: @agentpaint Explain, please.
 agentpaint: @Robespierre Its a joke!
 Oober: Now, THAT's using your brain!
 tess: Guitar ruined. Stoners-1 good stuff-0
 mrd0t: RIP Four-Loko
 funny in the wall: Ewwww newports
 kinggheedra: The spirit that this summons can stay the fuck in the astral plane.
Image 203107   09-12-17   Uploaded by    dingding
Score:
220
 
 beep: The problem is: They come in one and the same packet.
 Starry Lemon: So youre saying its a no-risk proposition?
 Cami: Oh, you bet that's a damnation.
 eider: The devil and I are bros now. Don't call. Don't make it weird.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: space jesus and liquid stranger hell yeah!
 ThoughtlessGentleman: not even once.
Image 203106   09-12-17   Uploaded by    mackdaddy
Score:
226
 
 jazzjunkie: Ceci ne pas une pastque.
 eider: Reminds me of the Hungry Caterpillar.
Image 203105   09-12-17   Uploaded by    balloon
Score:
454
 
 eider: "It's not a lie if you believe it." Thanks for being my moral compass for all these years Georgie.
 Mexico: Please don't post my picture.
Image 203104   09-12-17   Uploaded by    fisto
Score:
364
 
 BavidDowie: Audio Gack? They know that's a G-clef, right?
 eider: @Niels Bohr I've seen mine glow white so I know it works.
 Niels Bohr: Hey man, did you, did you bring the JO crystal?
 Haute and sweaty: An exploration of the self with live sound and karaoke guru, Ludio Back!
Image 203103   09-12-17   Uploaded by    hosehorse
Score:
326
 
 Ronick: How to get fired
 Jonananathan: There used to be a car in my neighbourhood with the same pattern as that students pants
 wolfpk: Get a new sex ed teacher!
 Ulillillia: Come Jack It With Us!
 eider: That's a penis. A fucked up penis, but a penis nonetheless.
Image 203102   09-12-17   Uploaded by    angry
Score:
405
 
 pawsies: Quit'cher beggin'.
 Bagels: You are a very good boy
Image 203101   09-12-17   Uploaded by    togboat
Score:
53
 
 apoxia: This stock is going to be so popular.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: new zombocom?
Image 203100   09-12-17   Uploaded by    jackthesmack
Score:
21
 
 hajjpodge: bad posts be like
 Cami: ...a sense of humor is actually a sense of proportion. Its the sense of knowing whats important. In my stage show I tell jokes that make the audience roar with laughter, jokes about the Australians or the French or the Canadians or the Germans or the Italians. I make all these jokes and everybody laughs and we dont hate those groups of people, do we? - John Cleese
 Cami: ...if I can make jokes about Americans or English or Germans but I cant make jokes about black people, then the question is this: When will we be able to treat black people in the same way that we treat Germans? -John Cleese
 redmonkey3: @Haute and sweaty - i say its okay so long as everybody gets to make fun of everybody else with everyone getting to fire back their own retorts without having to worry about being fired upon OR subject to sjw screeech.o.rama OR rwa (right wing asshole) declaring a new savior of whatever . Forget "cant we all get along?" Wayyy Too Late, lets give "cant we all just make fun of one another?" a try / Except the rich, of course - kill the rich and prostitute their young!
 Cami: @Haute and sweaty I think it's racially insensitive but not necessarily racist.
 eider: I bet that would hurt like heck.
 Haute and sweaty: It's fine because generalizing white people isn't racist.
 Knice: lol so original and incisive
Image 203099   09-12-17   Uploaded by    TaintJuice
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