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215904  male anon: Diney Whorl!!!

215889  t48: Putin really letting himself go.

215890  Warrax: Looks like she's trying really hard not to laugh.

215895  WaffleIron: School... School never changes.

215898  Morn Bumbies: Goodenough for Moore!

215841  Hokie333: Hey Hey Hey...

215871  Dr Awkward: This is how some people imagine my menagerie of animals behaves. Instead, the the turkey chases the goose and the goats headbutt the dogs.

215887  a robot: I have no fucking idea what this means

215878  Dr Awkward: But due to the new "We Want Tobacco Free" policy on campus, he was quickly escorted by campus safety officers.

215849  wolfpk: How "It" really ended. They bribed a racoon with Cheetos to kill the clown.

215877  Felicity: Snagglepuss

215881  Felicity: I SEE WHAT YOU DID TH Error

215872  when so: @sparename Astronaut, but only briefly

215850  wolfpk: Oh, you don't have a doggy door? Well you do now!

215898  Backhand: A girl I went to highschool had this name also, except her first name was Shelby. Like she'll be goodnough.

215888  WTF: Plot twist-The vacant position is due to him firing his mother.

215867  square44: whose hand is that?

215868  wolfpk: He should be luck it's only half

215871  wolfpk: Now these guys are the real experts of Hakuna Matata

215864  sodamachine: Can you dig it?

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215648 glenalec: Because grandma is dead, you insensitive bastard! (A vending machine fell on her while she was attacking it with her garden hoe).

215836 VeeKay: This is how you waste 82 course credits.

215746 cenecia: "I like money"

215727 WaffleIron: @Butcherboy : For sure! My dad used to sing it to me. Being Canadian I thought that "Scranton" was made up.

215642 Felicity: Id go to see a Second City show

215658 Cami: Mr. And Mrs. Hubble.

215793 VeeKay: FFS Santa, just play skins or shirts.

215623 raditzu: Not funny man, not funny.

215731 WaffleIron: @Spazstatic : Almost. I was advising a coworker whose career aspirations were not being assisted by management.

215782 Cami: If you do this every day at work then it really adds up.



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Score:
405
 
 Robespierre: Quit'cher beggin'.
 Bagels: You are a very good boy
Image 203101   09-12-17   Uploaded by    togboat
Score:
53
 
 apoxia: This stock is going to be so popular.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: new zombocom?
Image 203100   09-12-17   Uploaded by    jackthesmack
Score:
21
 
 hajjpodge: bad posts be like
 Cami: ...a sense of humor is actually a sense of proportion. Its the sense of knowing whats important. In my stage show I tell jokes that make the audience roar with laughter, jokes about the Australians or the French or the Canadians or the Germans or the Italians. I make all these jokes and everybody laughs and we dont hate those groups of people, do we? - John Cleese
 Cami: ...if I can make jokes about Americans or English or Germans but I cant make jokes about black people, then the question is this: When will we be able to treat black people in the same way that we treat Germans? -John Cleese
 redmonkey3: @Haute and sweaty - i say its okay so long as everybody gets to make fun of everybody else with everyone getting to fire back their own retorts without having to worry about being fired upon OR subject to sjw screeech.o.rama OR rwa (right wing asshole) declaring a new savior of whatever . Forget "cant we all get along?" Wayyy Too Late, lets give "cant we all just make fun of one another?" a try / Except the rich, of course - kill the rich and prostitute their young!
 Cami: @Haute and sweaty I think it's racially insensitive but not necessarily racist.
 eider: I bet that would hurt like heck.
 Haute and sweaty: It's fine because generalizing white people isn't racist.
 Knice: lol so original and incisive
Image 203099   09-12-17   Uploaded by    TaintJuice
Score:
328
 
 Jennerator: @fanny I switched to lite cinnamon
 fanny: I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS MY BRAIN IS FRIED FROM ALL THE PUMPKIN SPICE I'VE BEEN SNORTING
 Felicity: The ever-changing landscape was ever changing
 Zampano: How meta
Image 203098   09-12-17   Uploaded by    DogsRGreat
Score:
478
 
 Whatever: Where's my picnic basket?
 Yurishiro: I want to hug that i don't care if I die.
 DrinkMixMan: In a rare moment of solitude in the prison yard, Yogi contemplates whether all the picnic baskets were really worth it.
 funny in the wall: this bear bar is boring
Image 203097   09-12-17   Uploaded by    crunchymush
Score:
408
 
 Yurishiro: @Yurishiro his* wtf is wrong with me
 Yurishiro: He will find its way to political power.
 redmonkey3: "We have found the Guggenheim residency master, send the others away"
 Whatever: Olaf after being hit by a dirty snowplow
 wolfpk: Hello darkness my old friend
 eider: "I see only darkness before me"
 eider: "I see only darkness before me"
 Jennerator: Olaf, Olaf, Olaf, Salvador, Olaf, Olaf, ZALGO, Olaf, Olaf
 fanny: the good news is it's unique! the bad news is it's smeared shit :(
 Himesama: Do you little guy!
Image 203096   09-12-17   Uploaded by    hoobleton
Score:
727
 
 Robespierre: Evil in a league with Satan.
 Cami: I'll have you know I work at the post office. Doing what? Stamp wetter.
 dobbiesdoogs: well pbbbbbt to you too buddy
Image 203095   09-12-17   Uploaded by    twitter
Score:
318
 
 Yurishiro: Butt wings look cool.
 Annoying Vegan : @WTF My dad refers to that beer as "Preparation H"
 WTF: We used to call it 'Blowing Hamm's' because you get the same effect after drinking two pitchers of beer.
Image 203094   09-12-17   Uploaded by    bigASShobo
Score:
250
 
 Yurishiro: @illBilliam at least now she can afford two husbands
 Warrax: rawr.
 illBilliam: Congratulations on passing your final exam, Ms. Bigam, or should I say Dr. Bigam. You are now a dentist!
 Jennerator: Twilight fan spotted
 Not A Bot: Somebody really needs to monitor what the doctors are up to around here.
Image 203093   09-12-17   Uploaded by    hapi papi
Score:
443
 
 Jabberwikket: How about pointed sticks ?
 Cami: @Science It's hard for sure. If the situation is that a gun is GENUINELY needed for survival where someone lives then they are better off abandoning everything and starting over again homeless with nothing than being dead. Start walking. The trip may kill you but staying will.
 Science: @Cami: To be fair, not everyone has the ability to get out of their shitty neighborhood. If you can get up and move at a moment's notice, you're one of the lucky few.
 redmonkey3: @Cami - "think" being the operative, or non.operative, perhaps
 Cami: @Teechur @Wet farts I loved killing paper when I was a kid and think it's a great pass time. The home/self defence types make me uneasy because of the casual talk about killing. I know I'm not a killer and am suspicious of those who think they could be.
 Cami: Do you live in some kind of Hell hole? Leave. Need a weapon for your day to day outside of an occupational setting? RUN FOR YOUR LIFE. No job or neighbourhood is worth dying for just to be there....or maybe, just maybe, you're a little paranoid.
 Wet farts: @Teechur I like to use mine to fight diabetes and massacre hoards of soda bottles
 mrd0t: Message is silly, but the Satanic Obama drawing is awesome.
 Jennerator: This is 100% true. When my mom had a job in a high-crime neighborhood 15 years ago and had to walk to her car alone I bought her a .38 revolver, range time and lessons on how to use and maintain it (buy an IWB holster, don't keep it in your purse) because I knew that criminals only attack women with small penises and I wanted to help her compensate.
 Teechur: My son and I use them to make holes in concentric circles on paper that's far away. It's one of our favorite things to do. If discipline, self-control, bonding, and potential scholarships put us in that category, then so be it.
 Knice: Extreme viewpoints make their own best parodies.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: pew pew!!! i gotted you!!
 ThoughtlessGentleman: well i only have guns in case other beautiful peoples with guns try shootgun at me being a beautiful people with a gun.
 Wet farts: Well, I guess I'm an amazing grandmother
 Zampano: Real men use bare hands to kill
Image 203092   09-12-17   Uploaded by    GiveMePlus
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