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249621  Butcherboy: Youre being erased from existence? High five! Oh sorry

248650  Mr Bleak: They closed "the world's tallest waterslide", so we have to improvise now.

249608  raditzu: I have to go, my people need me!

248682  sparename: @Mr Bleak As long as it's on a naan-bread.. you can't fit a decent kebab in pitta. Preferably doner/chicken tikka mix on cheesey garlic naan, with chilli, red onions and mint yogurt, Bugger, now I really miss The Spices of Kashmir

248682  Mr Bleak: @a robot Sometimes (usually after a goodly number of beers, but not necessarily) an Elephant's Leg kebab with really hot chilli sauce and coleslaw is what you need. And desire. Oh yes. Sod it! Now I'm hungry ... and sober.

248685  Mr Bleak: @WannaBee I see nothing there that looks right!

248714  Mr Bleak: @Felicity Boom Tish!

249614  El hefe: All I want for Chistmas

249619  jochenau: Scrolling down on this picture is like watching a snowball of poor decisions gaining momentum as it rolls downhill, then suddenly rolling off a cliff and sailing majestically through the air, and you don't know what'll happen when it hits the ground, but it will be, in one way or another, spectacular.

249618  Spazstatic: @Annoying Vegan

249619  Hyphae: ...and for my next trick, I shall make all the ladies in the room disappear

249614  VoR: Fit a coke can in there

249617  VoR: Trump Rads trucks, but had to be banned for trying to upload the same truck 500+ times.

249618  VoR: I'm leafy Greg!

249593  Felicity: Why is slowly the only word not capitalised

249599  Felicity: @Dr Awkward Blow smoke away from the building, not towards? My best guess

249616  jochenau: Now try Cat Jenga.

249596  Yurishiro: [getting it comments intensify]

249603  Yurishiro: [Creepy high violins revelation theme music]

249608  Yurishiro: He was accepted at hogwarts I guess.

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249591 addend: @Air Biscuit ...aaand Natalie Dee, right?

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249509 Lunimeow: Be right back, gotta take a me.

249492 savvoy: From the days before cars had seatbelts

249477 El hefe: How i think it will go.....reality

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249488 tib gubb: yall done fucked up!

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

249431 WTF: It's not text, there are no black bars nor is it crude or overly sexual... I'm cool with it reappearing.



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 apoxia: This stock is going to be so popular.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: new zombocom?
Image 203100   09-12-17   Uploaded by    jackthesmack
Score:
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 hajjpodge: bad posts be like
 Cami: ...a sense of humor is actually a sense of proportion. Its the sense of knowing whats important. In my stage show I tell jokes that make the audience roar with laughter, jokes about the Australians or the French or the Canadians or the Germans or the Italians. I make all these jokes and everybody laughs and we dont hate those groups of people, do we? - John Cleese
 Cami: ...if I can make jokes about Americans or English or Germans but I cant make jokes about black people, then the question is this: When will we be able to treat black people in the same way that we treat Germans? -John Cleese
 redmonkey3: @Haute and sweaty - i say its okay so long as everybody gets to make fun of everybody else with everyone getting to fire back their own retorts without having to worry about being fired upon OR subject to sjw screeech.o.rama OR rwa (right wing asshole) declaring a new savior of whatever . Forget "cant we all get along?" Wayyy Too Late, lets give "cant we all just make fun of one another?" a try / Except the rich, of course - kill the rich and prostitute their young!
 Cami: @Haute and sweaty I think it's racially insensitive but not necessarily racist.
 eider: I bet that would hurt like heck.
 Haute and sweaty: It's fine because generalizing white people isn't racist.
 Knice: lol so original and incisive
Image 203099   09-12-17   Uploaded by    TaintJuice
Score:
328
 
 Jennerator: @fanny I switched to lite cinnamon
 fanny: I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS MY BRAIN IS FRIED FROM ALL THE PUMPKIN SPICE I'VE BEEN SNORTING
 uncannie: The ever-changing landscape was ever changing
 Zampano: How meta
Image 203098   09-12-17   Uploaded by    DogsRGreat
Score:
478
 
 Whatever: Where's my picnic basket?
 Yurishiro: I want to hug that i don't care if I die.
 DrinkMixMan: In a rare moment of solitude in the prison yard, Yogi contemplates whether all the picnic baskets were really worth it.
 funny in the wall: this bear bar is boring
Image 203097   09-12-17   Uploaded by    crunchymush
Score:
408
 
 Yurishiro: @Yurishiro his* wtf is wrong with me
 Yurishiro: He will find its way to political power.
 redmonkey3: "We have found the Guggenheim residency master, send the others away"
 Whatever: Olaf after being hit by a dirty snowplow
 wolfpk: Hello darkness my old friend
 eider: "I see only darkness before me"
 eider: "I see only darkness before me"
 Jennerator: Olaf, Olaf, Olaf, Salvador, Olaf, Olaf, ZALGO, Olaf, Olaf
 fanny: the good news is it's unique! the bad news is it's smeared shit :(
 Himesama: Do you little guy!
Image 203096   09-12-17   Uploaded by    hoobleton
Score:
727
 
 lolnotrly: Evil in a league with Satan.
 Cami: I'll have you know I work at the post office. Doing what? Stamp wetter.
 dobbiesdoogs: well pbbbbbt to you too buddy
Image 203095   09-12-17   Uploaded by    twitter
Score:
318
 
 Yurishiro: Butt wings look cool.
 Annoying Vegan : @WTF My dad refers to that beer as "Preparation H"
 WTF: We used to call it 'Blowing Hamm's' because you get the same effect after drinking two pitchers of beer.
Image 203094   09-12-17   Uploaded by    bigASShobo
Score:
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 Yurishiro: @illBilliam at least now she can afford two husbands
 Warrax: rawr.
 illBilliam: Congratulations on passing your final exam, Ms. Bigam, or should I say Dr. Bigam. You are now a dentist!
 Jennerator: Twilight fan spotted
 Not A Bot: Somebody really needs to monitor what the doctors are up to around here.
Image 203093   09-12-17   Uploaded by    hapi papi
Score:
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 Jabberwikket: How about pointed sticks ?
 Cami: @Science It's hard for sure. If the situation is that a gun is GENUINELY needed for survival where someone lives then they are better off abandoning everything and starting over again homeless with nothing than being dead. Start walking. The trip may kill you but staying will.
 Science: @Cami: To be fair, not everyone has the ability to get out of their shitty neighborhood. If you can get up and move at a moment's notice, you're one of the lucky few.
 redmonkey3: @Cami - "think" being the operative, or non.operative, perhaps
 Cami: @Teechur @Wet farts I loved killing paper when I was a kid and think it's a great pass time. The home/self defence types make me uneasy because of the casual talk about killing. I know I'm not a killer and am suspicious of those who think they could be.
 Cami: Do you live in some kind of Hell hole? Leave. Need a weapon for your day to day outside of an occupational setting? RUN FOR YOUR LIFE. No job or neighbourhood is worth dying for just to be there....or maybe, just maybe, you're a little paranoid.
 Wet farts: @Teechur I like to use mine to fight diabetes and massacre hoards of soda bottles
 mrd0t: Message is silly, but the Satanic Obama drawing is awesome.
 Jennerator: This is 100% true. When my mom had a job in a high-crime neighborhood 15 years ago and had to walk to her car alone I bought her a .38 revolver, range time and lessons on how to use and maintain it (buy an IWB holster, don't keep it in your purse) because I knew that criminals only attack women with small penises and I wanted to help her compensate.
 Teechur: My son and I use them to make holes in concentric circles on paper that's far away. It's one of our favorite things to do. If discipline, self-control, bonding, and potential scholarships put us in that category, then so be it.
 Knice: Extreme viewpoints make their own best parodies.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: pew pew!!! i gotted you!!
 ThoughtlessGentleman: well i only have guns in case other beautiful peoples with guns try shootgun at me being a beautiful people with a gun.
 Wet farts: Well, I guess I'm an amazing grandmother
 Zampano: Real men use bare hands to kill
Image 203092   09-12-17   Uploaded by    GiveMePlus
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