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216730  ignatz: @Yurishiro But what's the strange 6-legged animal in the 3rd panel?

216693  El hefe: Lemonparty.org

216727  Salvador Molly: I work outside with no wind protection and occasional 50+mph winds. This is accurate.

216699  El hefe: Not a llama

216708  Dan Tagonistic: @Catcat Same - a few pictures of cats as it happens

216726  Yurishiro: PRESENCE BEHIND: ACTIVATE KILL MODE. QUACK.

216727  Yurishiro: Women eh? Eh?? *high five the next random guy*

216728  Yurishiro: Is this a time capsule?

216730  Yurishiro: This web comic is incredibly well drawn.

216727  wooden boy: I concur.

216582  Yurishiro: BIRTHNAY SMEARS!!!!! WOOOOO!

216584  Yurishiro: Girl he treats you so fiiiine

216717  sparename: No room for rally-track or runway, not even enough for a helipad, 1/10 - won't dream of again

216692  Sadbot: I have a sewing kit, whisky, a propane torch, a stick, and a knife. I'm set on affordable healthcare.

216719  ASTER: I hope they make it out ok.

216721  zrj235: Oxford Comma

216728  Prefuse: We started writing the dollar amount on a post it and putting that in the egg instead. Then you take all of your post its to grandma to cash them in. Too many wasted dollars before we figured that out.

216585  Yurishiro: Sorry penguin, we're just paramedics.

216588  Yurishiro: Cone of shame just became a cone of share.

216708  Yurishiro: @Catcat Awww *patpat

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216613 Felicity: On the no-frills airline, frills include stairs from the plane

216475 raditzu: heavy breathing

216537 UltraBeverly: This festival has EVERYTHING!

216629 Seven Eight Nine: This made me vote rad @sparenamelaptopdied

216490 Yurishiro: HEY! How did you know I have "you reading this comic now." tattooed on my face?

216495 Felicity: @sparename Keep going until you hear the crunch

216573 dangerkeith3000: @fanny Me too. Exact same thing. I was in Kindergarten tho.

216539 jochenau: Oil heaters are RAD. I have no idea why people bother with those stupid space heaters that sear a small patch in front of them and leave everything else freezing.

216647 Annoying Vegan : Huh. My dermatologist showed me this exact same diagram.

216648 Felicity: Dubai is actually working on becoming sustainable



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Score:
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 Jabberwikket: How about pointed sticks ?
 Cami: @Science It's hard for sure. If the situation is that a gun is GENUINELY needed for survival where someone lives then they are better off abandoning everything and starting over again homeless with nothing than being dead. Start walking. The trip may kill you but staying will.
 Science: @Cami: To be fair, not everyone has the ability to get out of their shitty neighborhood. If you can get up and move at a moment's notice, you're one of the lucky few.
 redmonkey3: @Cami - "think" being the operative, or non.operative, perhaps
 Cami: @Teechur @Wet farts I loved killing paper when I was a kid and think it's a great pass time. The home/self defence types make me uneasy because of the casual talk about killing. I know I'm not a killer and am suspicious of those who think they could be.
 Cami: Do you live in some kind of Hell hole? Leave. Need a weapon for your day to day outside of an occupational setting? RUN FOR YOUR LIFE. No job or neighbourhood is worth dying for just to be there....or maybe, just maybe, you're a little paranoid.
 Wet farts: @Teechur I like to use mine to fight diabetes and massacre hoards of soda bottles
 mrd0t: Message is silly, but the Satanic Obama drawing is awesome.
 Jennerator: This is 100% true. When my mom had a job in a high-crime neighborhood 15 years ago and had to walk to her car alone I bought her a .38 revolver, range time and lessons on how to use and maintain it (buy an IWB holster, don't keep it in your purse) because I knew that criminals only attack women with small penises and I wanted to help her compensate.
 Teechur: My son and I use them to make holes in concentric circles on paper that's far away. It's one of our favorite things to do. If discipline, self-control, bonding, and potential scholarships put us in that category, then so be it.
 Knice: Extreme viewpoints make their own best parodies.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: pew pew!!! i gotted you!!
 ThoughtlessGentleman: well i only have guns in case other beautiful peoples with guns try shootgun at me being a beautiful people with a gun.
 Wet farts: Well, I guess I'm an amazing grandmother
 Zampano: Real men use bare hands to kill
Image 203092   09-12-17   Uploaded by    GiveMePlus
Image 203091 is unbelievably bad (score -16) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by CoffeeAndCigs. You have brought shame on us, CoffeeAndCigs.
Score:
275
 
 Ulillillia: @Shay Hey now.
 PenguinBartender: New Saw movie lacks the punch of the previous entries.
 Felicity: Me-ations
 Shay: Howard Stern was a party animal.
 mrd0t: Stash pocket doesn't deliver.
 Zampano: Dude, excellent dude
Image 203090   09-12-17   Uploaded by    melted plastic
Score:
615
 
 Yurishiro: Get it on with the leaves boy, 10 bucks ok?
 Dreforian: @Spazstatic It can do two things!
 Spazstatic: No, I said make this rad, not red.
Image 203089   09-12-17   Uploaded by    ShamWOW
Score:
725
 
 Science: I finally made it through med school - somehow I made it through.
 Yurishiro: Good, the hospital is still alive.
 BavidDowie: Johnny has garlandular problems.
 Jennerator: I'd add six feet of flatline
 Teechur: Hi, Johnny! Are you ready to have your tinsels removed?
Image 203088   09-12-17   Uploaded by    GoodSir
Score:
245
 
 Not A Bot: It's just two pictures, people. Any connotations you perceive are coming from your own imaginations.
 Jennerator: Books for Groot
Image 203087   09-12-17   Uploaded by    Rent A Dog
Score:
223
 
 isosceleswaffle: (that a switcherino, man)
 isosceleswaffle: You're too tired when your first impression of this is a poodle breakdancing in a circle of croissantss. I mean I was close, but... hmm.
 redmonkey3: @Haute and sweaty - how to confuse your cock or the like ?
 eider: Melon clucky and the infinite radness.
 kinggheedra: @Haute and sweaty I guarantee you it hates being in that hallway.
 Mr. Shine: They've got us surrounded!!!
 SomeCanadian: You came to the WRONG neighborhood fucker
 Haute and sweaty: I'm pretty sure this is stressful for the bird. Kind of like how cucumbers frighten cats. Sad.
Image 203086   09-12-17   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
269
 
 Ulillillia: My favorite console, too.
 Mr. Shine: @SomeCanadian I identify as a gas giant, but I'm aware the term has more than one meaning.
 Jennerator: I drive one, and I love it too!
 Felicity: I love Saturn too. It has rings, its big, it even has that cool hexagon
 ChubbyBuddy: @SomeCanadian i say put a ring on it
 WTF: "And here's my interpretation of Cassini crashing into Saturn"
 SomeCanadian: A romance doomed from the beginning: she was a college ingenue- he was a gas giant.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: yes!!! yes!!! i couldnt agree more saturn is flat!!
Image 203085   09-12-17   Uploaded by    turtled
Score:
32
 
 arcticfox12x: It doesnt even fit in the picture.
 redmonkey3: No, no, don't cool it down - the lard will coagulate!
 Gomi Day: now i cannot steer because the wheel slides around in my greasy hands. oh, wait am i supposed to grab the pieces directly with my mouth as i drive? (leans down to the centre console....crashes)
 SomeCanadian: Just throw it in the toilet and cut out the middle man
Image 203084   09-12-17   Uploaded by    togboat
Score:
215
 
 redmonkey3: @Vinochet - and some days, not advisable
 E. HONDA: we're raissing monney for launge cancer research
 BavidDowie: Do you even launge?
 Vinochet: comprehension is difficult
 PenguinBartender: Are...the gym facilities far away normally?
 Jennerator: David and Who else?
 Felicity: Solution: crash the party
 WTF: "They're having a lou-wow."
Image 203083   09-12-17   Uploaded by    Wolfy21
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