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248650  Mr Bleak: They closed "the world's tallest waterslide", so we have to improvise now.

249608  raditzu: I have to go, my people need me!

248682  sparename: @Mr Bleak As long as it's on a naan-bread.. you can't fit a decent kebab in pitta. Preferably doner/chicken tikka mix on cheesey garlic naan, with chilli, red onions and mint yogurt, Bugger, now I really miss The Spices of Kashmir

248682  Mr Bleak: @a robot Sometimes (usually after a goodly number of beers, but not necessarily) an Elephant's Leg kebab with really hot chilli sauce and coleslaw is what you need. And desire. Oh yes. Sod it! Now I'm hungry ... and sober.

248685  Mr Bleak: @WannaBee I see nothing there that looks right!

248714  Mr Bleak: @Felicity Boom Tish!

249614  El hefe: All I want for Chistmas

249619  jochenau: Scrolling down on this picture is like watching a snowball of poor decisions gaining momentum as it rolls downhill, then suddenly rolling off a cliff and sailing majestically through the air, and you don't know what'll happen when it hits the ground, but it will be, in one way or another, spectacular.

249618  Spazstatic: @Annoying Vegan

249619  Hyphae: ...and for my next trick, I shall make all the ladies in the room disappear

249614  VoR: Fit a coke can in there

249617  VoR: Trump Rads trucks, but had to be banned for trying to upload the same truck 500+ times.

249618  VoR: I'm leafy Greg!

249593  Felicity: Why is slowly the only word not capitalised

249599  Felicity: @Dr Awkward Blow smoke away from the building, not towards? My best guess

249616  jochenau: Now try Cat Jenga.

249596  Yurishiro: [getting it comments intensify]

249603  Yurishiro: [Creepy high violins revelation theme music]

249608  Yurishiro: He was accepted at hogwarts I guess.

249609  Yurishiro: Dad it's not fair! Since the new controller arrived, mom won't stop playing!

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249591 addend: @Air Biscuit ...aaand Natalie Dee, right?

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249509 Lunimeow: Be right back, gotta take a me.

249492 savvoy: From the days before cars had seatbelts

249477 El hefe: How i think it will go.....reality

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249488 tib gubb: yall done fucked up!

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

249431 WTF: It's not text, there are no black bars nor is it crude or overly sexual... I'm cool with it reappearing.



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Bro Bro uploaded 249511 (901 points)
WannaBee uploaded 249170 (860 points)
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 5. WannaBee: 3756 points
 6. dangerkeith3000: 3267 points
 7. Annoying Vegan : 3163 points
 8. Not A Bot: 2888 points
 9. wordjones: 2172 points
10. Vanna: 2030 points
11. Warrax: 1990 points
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15. Bad Dad: 1622 points
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 Not A Bot: It's just two pictures, people. Any connotations you perceive are coming from your own imaginations.
 Jennerator: Books for Groot
Image 203087   09-12-17   Uploaded by    Rent A Dog
Score:
223
 
 isosceleswaffle: (that a switcherino, man)
 isosceleswaffle: You're too tired when your first impression of this is a poodle breakdancing in a circle of croissantss. I mean I was close, but... hmm.
 redmonkey3: @Haute and sweaty - how to confuse your cock or the like ?
 eider: Melon clucky and the infinite radness.
 kinggheedra: @Haute and sweaty I guarantee you it hates being in that hallway.
 Mr. Shine: They've got us surrounded!!!
 SomeCanadian: You came to the WRONG neighborhood fucker
 Haute and sweaty: I'm pretty sure this is stressful for the bird. Kind of like how cucumbers frighten cats. Sad.
Image 203086   09-12-17   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
269
 
 Ulillillia: My favorite console, too.
 Mr. Shine: @SomeCanadian I identify as a gas giant, but I'm aware the term has more than one meaning.
 Jennerator: I drive one, and I love it too!
 McMuff: I love Saturn too. It has rings, its big, it even has that cool hexagon
 ChubbyBuddy: @SomeCanadian i say put a ring on it
 WTF: "And here's my interpretation of Cassini crashing into Saturn"
 SomeCanadian: A romance doomed from the beginning: she was a college ingenue- he was a gas giant.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: yes!!! yes!!! i couldnt agree more saturn is flat!!
Image 203085   09-12-17   Uploaded by    turtled
Score:
32
 
 arcticfox12x: It doesnt even fit in the picture.
 redmonkey3: No, no, don't cool it down - the lard will coagulate!
 Gomi Day: now i cannot steer because the wheel slides around in my greasy hands. oh, wait am i supposed to grab the pieces directly with my mouth as i drive? (leans down to the centre console....crashes)
 SomeCanadian: Just throw it in the toilet and cut out the middle man
Image 203084   09-12-17   Uploaded by    togboat
Score:
215
 
 redmonkey3: @Vinochet - and some days, not advisable
 E. HONDA: we're raissing monney for launge cancer research
 BavidDowie: Do you even launge?
 Vinochet: comprehension is difficult
 PenguinBartender: Are...the gym facilities far away normally?
 Jennerator: David and Who else?
 redrex: Solution: crash the party
 WTF: "They're having a lou-wow."
Image 203083   09-12-17   Uploaded by    Wolfy21
Score:
478
 
 Austin: Damn those seagulls
 Apple IIe: Excuses in the digital age are invariably overwrought ... and lame.
 pleasing: At first I thought it was Slimer
 Zampano: Red cracked out yoda makes me think maybe he did cheat
Image 203082   09-12-17   Uploaded by    nerdhulk
Score:
202
 
 redmonkey3: "No, no, this IS our exit"
 wolfpk: How to tell if that mushroom you just ate is a hallucination.
 sparename: Mushroom-Cloudy with a Chance of Puffballs
Image 203081   09-12-17   Uploaded by    Booty Kicker
Score:
66
 
 redmonkey3: "EVERYTHINGS SO GREEEN!"
 SkidSolo: Nettles are delicious?
 Zampano: This is illegal depending on where you are. This looks delicious no matter where you are.
 Dr Awkward: "Dank U"
Image 203080   09-12-17   Uploaded by    whipwing
Image 203079 is unbelievably bad (score -14) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Pop That Ponzi. You have brought shame on us, Pop That Ponzi.
Score:
256
 
 Mr Bleak: Throw another kid on the fire? OK ... you're the boss, poster.
 Warrax: Gleaming the patty.
 generic: This reminds me of my relatives back east. One was a skateboarder, and another had a cookout except the burgers were undercooked and bloody
 Spazstatic: That's my preferred way to dispose of children, especially ones doing a skate board on my burger.
 UnknownSample: "Whoooa"
 Yurishiro: These buns are too ollie.
Image 203078   09-12-17   Uploaded by    lionstrong
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