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216486  Felicity: /The Wrath of Khan/ would have been a very different movie if Khan had been dressed like this

216491  Felicity: @Nope I hear that! Surprisingly, Ive had better experiences with LibreOffice (FKA OpenOffice) than MS Word. Images even stay where I put them instead of violently shuffling around

216564  WTF: Use Mr. Sparkle

216494  Felicity: @duckfarts Todays fish is trout a la creme. Enjoy your meal

216495  Felicity: @sparename Keep going until you hear the crunch

216504  Peter Pantsless: @Felicity @RiderFan We're allowed to kill them now. Guess I don't have to worry about Thanksgiving anymore

216578  Brain: Oh. My. God. How is that baby floating in mid air?!

216499  Felicity: Plot twist: the purple aliens are our future descendants, coming back to visit the ruins of Earth

216501  Felicity: @Skaalar Thats OK, because were still the most important thing in the universe :-)

216504  Felicity: @Peter Pantsless They taste like a loud, constantly-crapping chicken. [Source: John Keister]

216563  charlemagne: I'd send that one back to the kinder egg people and get your pound back

216568  DarkTeddy: Im 22 and im the right

216511  Felicity: Ghostbusters?

216513  Felicity: Did the cat take the photo of himself?

216575  melted plastic: The black cat has claimed you as its family. Not accepting him might be dangerous to your health.. I too have been claimed by a black cat.. Watch your back.

216516  Felicity: I love it when cats give you the sarcastic cat look

216517  Felicity: @winwolf Did you see that article about the cat who wanted a cheeseburger? Good reporting

216573  shark: I was born and raised in the Soviet Union and I remember that day. No matter what the propaganda says, our television programs were halted with the news and it was depicted as a terrible tragedy. Radio was covering this as well. No celebration, no "ha, stupid Americans", none of that. Simply a call to a moment of silence for the loss of fellow human beings. We even had a special assembly the next

216565  Yam: Id really like this image without the caption. Dont get me wrong, I like the caption too

216564  RiderFan: This is why I give a look of disgust to people who complain about having to wash the dishes when they use a dishwasher.

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216490 Yurishiro: HEY! How did you know I have "you reading this comic now." tattooed on my face?

216495 Felicity: @sparename Keep going until you hear the crunch

216436 Cami: @Air Biscuit Things go South long before they melt. If you need to spray and pray on this level you need one of the good guy guns from a John Woo movie.

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 redmonkey3: Frank's bleach job turned out Great! . Frank is still an asshat, tho
 piranharama: White boys be like
 Jennerator: BEHOLD MY FINAL FORM
 Yurishiro: Sodomy in 3...2...1...doot.
 Dr Awkward: Peacock shuffling off this mortal coil
Image 203074   09-12-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
498
 
 Felicity: @redmonkey3 Good thing! :-)
 redmonkey3: @Felicity - good thing ? bad thing ? allergy thing ?
 Felicity: In 26 hours and 11 minutes I will be visiting a house with six cats
 Yurishiro: I killed mufasa
 Mr Shifty: Hey, look! A cat!
Image 203073   09-12-17   Uploaded by    ruiner
Score:
304
 
 Pizza: I think giving generations names is rather stupid. We should just say people born from (year) to (year). Reduces overlap and confusion.
 Mr Shifty: @a robot (I suspect it could be because they're doing two or three minimum wage jobs to pay off school debts, haven't got time for fun and general living!)
 Felicity: @Jennerator I agree that today it does, but when initially coined, the term Generation X was reserved for people born in the 1960s. (Coupland even explicitly said so.) There was no consensus on what to call the 1970s generation until finally they just gave up and lumped us in with Generation X :-)
 apoxia: Thank dog I'm at the top end of the millennials (35) and managed to buy a house (almost paid off) and got an education that led somewhere. I can eat avocados with impunity. Surely all us Gen X and Y'ers can unite in our hatred of the baby boomers?
 Jennerator: @Felicity I honestly disagree. Being 43 or 44 puts us smack in the middle of generation X.
 Felicity: The Nintendo Wave was the forgotten generation within the forgotten generation
 Felicity: @Jennerator Eventually we became Generation X for lack of a better category; I remember in 1991 when Generation X was the new hotness, we were too young to be in it. Were we Generation Y? Global Teens? I like the solution Strauss & Howe came up with: the 13th Generation (their name for X) divides into the Atari Wave and the Nintendo Wave, depending on which system was current when you came of age. You and I would be Nintendo Wave-rs
 Jennerator: @Felicity Generation X is '61 to '81 roughly. At 44 you are square in the middle of it and I'm right there with you.
 Felicity: @Dr Awkward Im 44 and I remember when *we* were the shoulder generation, too young to be Generation X and too old to be millennials (the generation starting in 1982 and therefore coming of age at the millennium).
 Yam: This ring is the pits.
 big butt bum: wtf man
 Dr Awkward: @a robot 34 here as well, and apparently we're in a shoulder generation with various names, including the "Oregon Trail" generation.
 a robot: @Mr Shifty AND LITERALLY EVERYTHING ELSE (I am 34 years old and possibly a millennial? I just don't know) tinyurl.com/…
 WTF: "She said NO because it wasn't organic or fair trade certified."
 Yurishiro: Mom! An avocado Just asked me to marry him! I'm so happy!
 Mr Shifty: @a robot They even ruined home ownership. Bastards.
 a robot: *shakes fist* Damn millennials!
Image 203072   09-12-17   Uploaded by    Pizza
Score:
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 Mr Bleak: @WTF He will, if you say anything uncomplimentary about him. Allegedly.
 Ulillillia: Possibly crazier than Tom Cruise
 Haute and sweaty: Just hangin' with the boys, eh Un?
 WTF: Take my breath away...
 Yurishiro: More like bottom un right? Right? Raises hand for high five
 Felicity: Kim Jong Un with better hair
Image 203071   09-12-17   Uploaded by    hot hot dog
Score:
538
 
 WTF: "This Hostess snowball tastes weird."
 Hosebag: Gotta catch 'em all.
 Bagels: Fat hamster?
 ignatz: Tribble trouble?
Image 203070   09-12-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
185
 
 eider: Luuuiiiigiiiii, flesssssssh of my flesssshhhhh
 Jennerator: Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?
 XLY: Please do not do that.
 Ihminen: Terminal 7 and beyoooond!
 Yurishiro: That went well.
 Felicity: Technically theyre not kissing
 FabricMan: Miyamoto's going to be pissed! #203013
 Bagels: Umm... What?
Image 203069   09-12-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
161
 
 Jennerator: Questioning flames crush kiwi fruit with knowledge as clouds watch?
 Spazstatic: This reminds me of certain anatomical qualities of women.
 Yurishiro: Book of kiwi?
 Felicity: If Freemasonry began in elementary school
 BavidDowie: Welcome to the Dojo of WTF
Image 203068   09-12-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Skeltal
Score:
118
 
 redmonkey3: Spy vs. Spy getting abstract
 Jennerator: yin-yang, Lovecraft edition
Image 203067   09-12-17   Uploaded by    dirtstick
Score:
370
 
 Cami: My guess is this happened mamy years ago and at least a few beers deep.
 Jennerator: Amish cyborg
 Gomi Day: white boys be like...
 Mad Collager: Hey Sweetie, wanna play some squash? My name's Gourdon, by the way.
 Haute and sweaty: @Mr Shifty She's my favorite Spice Girl, second only to Old Spice.
 Yurishiro: I guess i'm done eating pumpkin forever, thanks.
 Mr Shifty: Ugh, fucking September and we're hitting pumpkin spice. 6 fucking weeks people.
 kornisjon: @bug Too spicy.
 Felicity: Check out that stem
 bug: Hey, so I heard you girls like pumpkin spice...
 bug: Gourd your loins.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: he bringin sexy baaaacckkkk.
 Rev80: His stripper name is "Gourd Vidal"
 Mr. Shine: I'll bet it smells great in there. *sarcasm*
Image 203066   09-12-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
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 funny in the wall: Fair enough! @Dr Awkward
 Dr Awkward: @funny in the wall Well yes, but my doctorate is in exercise physiology, so I know humans, not physics.
 funny in the wall: @Dr Awkward whenever I see "Dr" I assume a science PhD, which, I now realize, is stupid of me
 Teechur: @Lantry You are correct. A car charger will operate with 6v input. A better option would have been to connect these cells in a series/parallel circuit so that it produces 6v at twice the milliamp/hour rating.
 Not A Bot: Nevermind, i remembered that "racist if true" is a catchphrase people say
 deeeeeeeez: "I did it man...im off the grid." "How did you order those Amazon batteries?"
 Wet farts: This charges the phone.
 Yurishiro: I have done things like this more times than i can remember xD
 WaffleIron: @Lantry : You're right, but then youl'd have to cut the usb cable.
 Rev80: Also makes a great hand warmer
 Lantry: 8 D batteries in series at 1.5v each should give you 12v, equivalent to a standard car outlet. But isnt that car plug just gonna transform that back down to 5v for the usb? I think you could probably just put 3 batteries in series to the power pin on the usb cable, but then again I also failed physics the first time I took it so maybe don't fool around with those little hand grenades.
 Mr. Shine: This is why your phone is smoking.
 Dr Awkward: @tib gubb @funny in the wall Ok, Cool. I thought that might be the case, but I don't know nothing about no E-lek-tri-city
 funny in the wall: @Dr Awkward they probably are; it looks like all are connected in series. Lucky that they're in alternating orientations.
 tib gubb: @Dr Awkward the two leftmost and rightmost are connected on the back, alternating pattern
 Dr Awkward: Are all 8 of those a connected circuit? For instance, I don't see how the 2 on the left are connected to the others....
Image 203065   09-12-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
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