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204971  Mr Shifty: Mistakes were made.

205054  a robot: I mean this is pretty nice advice actually.

205056  Robespierre: If this is the Nostromo Edition, what are YOU doing with it?

204975  Mr Shifty: @Yurishiro And death. Elephants. Monkeys. Loads of stuff. There's this one Goddess who's a river. Gosh, it's a funny country.

205010  Robespierre: @Mr Shifty Let me remind you: *Ahem* ... Hi, this is Vince for ShamWOW...

204976  Mr Shifty: Great tattoo bro.

204981  Mr Shifty: Yeah, I had a filly cheesesnake, so fucking what? Gonna call the Sandwich Police?

205003  Robespierre: @Yurishiro There IS a @Waffletron, yes. But there is only ONE @WaffleIron.

205048  ChubbyBuddy: ok well thanks bud nice doing business with you bye *shaking fist* hey get back here you shyster this is CHEESE ravioli

205063  Morpen Lungus: Wales, where the women are scarce and the sheep are nervous.

204996  Mr Shifty: Same. Managed to destroy 3 marriages like that.

205028  El hefe: Don't interfere with natural selection

205001  Mr Shifty: That's a nice 'I shouldn't even exist'.

205030  El hefe: Excuse me while I whip this out

205053  tib gubb: sorry about your dsylexia

205054  tib gubb: Sancho the self-esteem bear

205010  Mr Shifty: @Robespierre Vinnie?

205010  Mr Shifty: Sweet fucking jesus! That's her 'present'?

205049  El hefe: Didn't know Don Hertzfelt was doin tats

205030  ThoughtlessGentleman: this goes so well with electric wizard come my fanatics.

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204981 Mr Shifty: Yeah, I had a filly cheesesnake, so fucking what? Gonna call the Sandwich Police?

204996 Mr Shifty: Same. Managed to destroy 3 marriages like that.

204930 Robespierre: Chumps.

204875 BILL DOOR: THESE MUFFINS CANNOT BE BUGGERED.

205004 Air Biscuit: @bug @Shay i thought they all wore black skimasks so you cant recognize them while they steal your datas.

204892 Side Boob: Bottom outlet is still good, right?

204868 Chest Rockwell: This guy has been to a few hotels.

204941 Robespierre: That's one wild pupa you got there, pard - when do do you expect them to emerge?

204854 Spazstatic: Actually it looks like most of their comments have been removed, at least ones where someone replied to them.

204951 Ulillillia: @Skaalar Sweet!



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Not A Bot uploaded 204641 (779 points)
Robespierre uploaded 204676 (769 points)
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Salvador Molly uploaded 204577 (764 points)
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 7. ChubbyBuddy: 3137 points
 8. Warrax: 3079 points
 9. Yurishiro: 2944 points
10. Robespierre: 2819 points
11. Supermansbrother: 2288 points
12. Skinr: 2277 points
13. Annoying Vegan : 2153 points
14. Slickbrew: 1705 points
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Score:
118
 
 redmonkey3: Spy vs. Spy getting abstract
 Jennerator: yin-yang, Lovecraft edition
Image 203067   09-12-17   Uploaded by    dirtstick
Score:
370
 
 Cami: My guess is this happened mamy years ago and at least a few beers deep.
 Jennerator: Amish cyborg
 Gomi Day: white boys be like...
 Mad Collager: Hey Sweetie, wanna play some squash? My name's Gourdon, by the way.
 Haute and sweaty: @Mr Shifty She's my favorite Spice Girl, second only to Old Spice.
 Yurishiro: I guess i'm done eating pumpkin forever, thanks.
 Mr Shifty: Ugh, fucking September and we're hitting pumpkin spice. 6 fucking weeks people.
 kornisjon: @bug Too spicy.
 Felicity: Check out that stem
 bug: Hey, so I heard you girls like pumpkin spice...
 bug: Gourd your loins.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: he bringin sexy baaaacckkkk.
 Rev80: His stripper name is "Gourd Vidal"
 Mr. Shine: I'll bet it smells great in there. *sarcasm*
Image 203066   09-12-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
274
 
 funny in the wall: Fair enough! @Dr Awkward
 Dr Awkward: @funny in the wall Well yes, but my doctorate is in exercise physiology, so I know humans, not physics.
 funny in the wall: @Dr Awkward whenever I see "Dr" I assume a science PhD, which, I now realize, is stupid of me
 Teechur: @Lantry You are correct. A car charger will operate with 6v input. A better option would have been to connect these cells in a series/parallel circuit so that it produces 6v at twice the milliamp/hour rating.
 Not A Bot: Nevermind, i remembered that "racist if true" is a catchphrase people say
 deeeeeeeez: "I did it man...im off the grid." "How did you order those Amazon batteries?"
 Wet farts: This charges the phone.
 Yurishiro: I have done things like this more times than i can remember xD
 WaffleIron: @Lantry : You're right, but then youl'd have to cut the usb cable.
 Rev80: Also makes a great hand warmer
 Lantry: 8 D batteries in series at 1.5v each should give you 12v, equivalent to a standard car outlet. But isnt that car plug just gonna transform that back down to 5v for the usb? I think you could probably just put 3 batteries in series to the power pin on the usb cable, but then again I also failed physics the first time I took it so maybe don't fool around with those little hand grenades.
 Mr. Shine: This is why your phone is smoking.
 Dr Awkward: @tib gubb @funny in the wall Ok, Cool. I thought that might be the case, but I don't know nothing about no E-lek-tri-city
 funny in the wall: @Dr Awkward they probably are; it looks like all are connected in series. Lucky that they're in alternating orientations.
 tib gubb: @Dr Awkward the two leftmost and rightmost are connected on the back, alternating pattern
 Dr Awkward: Are all 8 of those a connected circuit? For instance, I don't see how the 2 on the left are connected to the others....
Image 203065   09-12-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
326
 
 Jennerator: lol I forgot I'm a blue plebe. Replace all the switcherinos if you're curious I guess
 Jennerator: Er, whoops, grilledloinwww.youtubeburgerwatch?v=U3ez4eT7CB4
 Jennerator: @Warrax grilledloinwww.youtubeburgerwatch?v=U3ez4eT7CB4 FATALITY: MOUSE WINS
 Warrax: I can hear the dramatic music in my head.
 Jennerator: 10 bucks on the mammal to whip that Late Silurian ass
 Mr Shifty: I am in England watching a film that was made in England by south actors playing northern people.
 Yurishiro: My mouse bitch!
 Robespierre: There's gonna be a SHOWDOWN.
Image 203064   09-12-17   Uploaded by    tess
Score:
324
 
 Felicity: Like a Gerry Anderson series with real people
 Rev80: Sweet '57 Firebird II, dude..
Image 203063   09-12-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
183
 
 dangerkeith3000: That's not orange
 Jennerator: ...says the bowl of jelly that is hitting the mayor
 Felicity: Because that would turn you into Trump
 Bagels: Foop
 Rev80: FOOP? This must be an early Don Martin panel
 Mr. Shine: You think you get to choose?!
 Dr Awkward: I don't think that's a bowl of jelly.
Image 203062   09-12-17   Uploaded by    Rocky XLVII
Score:
151
 
 Jennerator: Look! Three actual women! Drop the stupid pillows and go talk to them!
 XLY: those circles are in the wrong place, censoring is supposed to protect the innocent
 El hefe: They must go to Syracuse
 Felicity: The great divide
 Mr. Shine: I'm not sure one of these pillows is old enough.
 Shay: Why can't it be a bowl of jelly?
 tib gubb: the creepers society
 San DoDo: Do orange circles come included? Asking for a friend..
Image 203061   09-12-17   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
425
 
 Mr Bleak: That looks heavy - and I think it's the kit they use for "Google Streetview Treks", such as the one walking the Grand Canyon. If you haven't seen them, they are worth a quick Google - impressive stuff!
 wolfpk: Google Earth is experiencing some major budget cuts
 Jennerator: Great, now there are steampunk hipsters
 Yurishiro: @Side Boob I was Just about to say that!!
 Dr. Bathroom: This guy loves attention.
 El hefe: Alaster Moody IRL
 Felicity: We go now to Al Franken, the one-man mobile uplink
 Jeffrat: Oh man it's cosplay of that guy with the umbrella from Serial Experiments Lain right? I'm knowledgeable, I get references.
 ignatz: Augmented Nerdality
 bug: Not quite the future Shadowrun expected.
 Rev80: Worst Borg cosplay EVER
 Spazstatic: Side note, username/upload combo!
 Spazstatic: @Robespierre dang, I typed my comment and forgot to hit post. Checked my phone a few minutes later and saw and hit post without even thinking to refresh first.
 Spazstatic: Google Street view car broke down. Whelp, I've got a job to do...
 Dr Awkward: I don't think this guy fully grasps the concept of "body hacking"
 San DoDo: Still lost
 Robespierre: Google WalkCam is pointless.
 Skinr: Behind the scenes of the live-action Treasure Planet remake.
 Side Boob: This Terminator remake is weird
Image 203060   09-12-17   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
215
 
 Yurishiro: I agree vaginas are weird but boy do we love them
 FabricMan: The Korova milk bar sold milk plus...
 funny in the wall: this makes we want a nap
 Robespierre: Bedrooms in the '80s were almost impossible to actually sleep in.
Image 203059   09-12-17   Uploaded by    nanananana
Score:
443
 
 ArchStanton: @Ihminen and where are they now, the little mowers of stonehenge? And what would they say to us, if we were here...tonight?
 Skinr: @Ihminen The Lawnmower Man?
 Mad Collager: Mownhenge
 Ihminen: Stonehenge! Where the demons dwell where the banshees live and they do live well Stonehenge! Where a man's a man And the old man mows to the Pipes of Pan
 Yurishiro: He's doing a hell of a good job.
 Skinr: "Stay off my henge! Damn kids..."
Image 203058   09-12-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
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