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254222  dangerkeith3000: @WTF You scared me for a second there

254224  dangerkeith3000: Yo mama's so big should can fit around the table

254227  dangerkeith3000: Stop picking at it!

254221  grizzly: This is my phone's background.

254012  Science: You are running multiple instances of Firefox

254029  Science: Autosaving - don't turn off your console...

254193  isosceleswaffle: Ah, that small blip in time where part of a generation was just /slightly/ too old to enjoy Barney.

254051  Science: You don't want to see me when I'm angry...

254222  wolfpk: Far Side is so good, because it is so simple! Larson never tried to be fancy. He just stuck to straight forward humor.

254234  Jack Daniels: on a serious note adding clothing was probably done to assign a visible gender to the parent

254227  wolfpk: "We ain't found shit!"

254204  Not A Bot: In not and.

254133  Science: @fanny: If you properly maintain the litter, there is no cat odor problem

254149  Science: Race and ethnicity are different things

254222  Bluetocracy: Thank you, Far Side.

254222  WTF: RIP Gary Larson... he isn't dead, I just hope he had a good night's sleep.

254223  Mexico: You're right! This is better than hospital food!

254169  brian greene: i would

254219  Mexico: Urine and feces cycle through the outfit before being processed by the thigh pads.

254181  brian greene: never mind the helmet i would! once the dogs gone

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253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

254154 PenguinBartender: *rolls eyes* "pssh, silly photoshopped memes." *quick google search.* "...Holy shit."

253961 necronomicon: Also orange water is detrimental to ones health

254110 UltraBeverly: So few chromosomes, so many children.

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

254048 Teechur: @Mad Collager It's like trying to match paint on a fence or house after a few years.

254085 Bill Rye: this malicious spider will come for us all!

253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag

253826 redmonkey3: Waiting for him to turn into snake



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 funny in the wall: Fair enough! @Dr Awkward
 Dr Awkward: @funny in the wall Well yes, but my doctorate is in exercise physiology, so I know humans, not physics.
 funny in the wall: @Dr Awkward whenever I see "Dr" I assume a science PhD, which, I now realize, is stupid of me
 Teechur: @Lantry You are correct. A car charger will operate with 6v input. A better option would have been to connect these cells in a series/parallel circuit so that it produces 6v at twice the milliamp/hour rating.
 Not A Bot: Nevermind, i remembered that "racist if true" is a catchphrase people say
 deeeeeeeez: "I did it man...im off the grid." "How did you order those Amazon batteries?"
 Wet farts: This charges the phone.
 Mike Michael: I have done things like this more times than i can remember xD
 WaffleIron: @Lantry : You're right, but then youl'd have to cut the usb cable.
 Rev80: Also makes a great hand warmer
 Lantry: 8 D batteries in series at 1.5v each should give you 12v, equivalent to a standard car outlet. But isnt that car plug just gonna transform that back down to 5v for the usb? I think you could probably just put 3 batteries in series to the power pin on the usb cable, but then again I also failed physics the first time I took it so maybe don't fool around with those little hand grenades.
 Mr. Shine: This is why your phone is smoking.
 Dr Awkward: @tib gubb @funny in the wall Ok, Cool. I thought that might be the case, but I don't know nothing about no E-lek-tri-city
 funny in the wall: @Dr Awkward they probably are; it looks like all are connected in series. Lucky that they're in alternating orientations.
 tib gubb: @Dr Awkward the two leftmost and rightmost are connected on the back, alternating pattern
 Dr Awkward: Are all 8 of those a connected circuit? For instance, I don't see how the 2 on the left are connected to the others....
Image 203065   09-12-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
326
 
 Jennerator: lol I forgot I'm a blue plebe. Replace all the switcherinos if you're curious I guess
 Warrax: I can hear the dramatic music in my head.
 Jennerator: 10 bucks on the mammal to whip that Late Silurian ass
 Mr Shifty: I am in England watching a film that was made in England by south actors playing northern people.
 withak: My mouse bitch!
 angry: There's gonna be a SHOWDOWN.
Image 203064   09-12-17   Uploaded by    tess
Score:
324
 
 cassette1: Like a Gerry Anderson series with real people
 Rev80: Sweet '57 Firebird II, dude..
Image 203063   09-12-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
183
 
 NoOneImportant: That's not orange
 Jennerator: ...says the bowl of jelly that is hitting the mayor
 The Dog Dies: Because that would turn you into Trump
 Bagels: Foop
 Rev80: FOOP? This must be an early Don Martin panel
 Mr. Shine: You think you get to choose?!
 Dr Awkward: I don't think that's a bowl of jelly.
Image 203062   09-12-17   Uploaded by    Rocky XLVII
Score:
151
 
 XLY: those circles are in the wrong place, censoring is supposed to protect the innocent
 El hefe: They must go to Syracuse
 Pickle Dick: The great divide
 Mr. Shine: I'm not sure one of these pillows is old enough.
 Shay: Why can't it be a bowl of jelly?
 tib gubb: the creepers society
 San DoDo: Do orange circles come included? Asking for a friend..
Image 203061   09-12-17   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
425
 
 Mr Bleak: That looks heavy - and I think it's the kit they use for "Google Streetview Treks", such as the one walking the Grand Canyon. If you haven't seen them, they are worth a quick Google - impressive stuff!
 wolfpk: Google Earth is experiencing some major budget cuts
 iCEy: @Side Boob I was Just about to say that!!
 Dr. Bathroom: This guy loves attention.
 El hefe: Alaster Moody IRL
 Catcat: We go now to Al Franken, the one-man mobile uplink
 Jeffrat: Oh man it's cosplay of that guy with the umbrella from Serial Experiments Lain right? I'm knowledgeable, I get references.
 ignatz: Augmented Nerdality
 bug: Not quite the future Shadowrun expected.
 Rev80: Worst Borg cosplay EVER
 Spazstatic: Side note, username/upload combo!
 Spazstatic: @Robespierre dang, I typed my comment and forgot to hit post. Checked my phone a few minutes later and saw and hit post without even thinking to refresh first.
 Spazstatic: Google Street view car broke down. Whelp, I've got a job to do...
 Dr Awkward: I don't think this guy fully grasps the concept of "body hacking"
 San DoDo: Still lost
 rockkstar: Google WalkCam is pointless.
 Skinr: Behind the scenes of the live-action Treasure Planet remake.
 Side Boob: This Terminator remake is weird
Image 203060   09-12-17   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
215
 
 cthulhu: I agree vaginas are weird but boy do we love them
 FabricMan: The Korova milk bar sold milk plus...
 funny in the wall: this makes we want a nap
 frankie: Bedrooms in the '80s were almost impossible to actually sleep in.
Image 203059   09-12-17   Uploaded by    nanananana
Score:
443
 
 ArchStanton: @Ihminen and where are they now, the little mowers of stonehenge? And what would they say to us, if we were here...tonight?
 Skinr: @Ihminen The Lawnmower Man?
 Mad Collager: Mownhenge
 Ihminen: Stonehenge! Where the demons dwell where the banshees live and they do live well Stonehenge! Where a man's a man And the old man mows to the Pipes of Pan
 james: He's doing a hell of a good job.
 Skinr: "Stay off my henge! Damn kids..."
Image 203058   09-12-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
310
 
 Not A Bot: Breakfast in bed.
 Bluetocracy: This is actually Pterodactyl Man, ancient ancestor of the dark knight.
 piranharama: This pleases me.
Image 203057   09-12-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
257
 
 Mad Collager: Lady and the Tramp remake suffering from low budget.
 Mad Collager: @t48 You've got that right!
 Not A Bot: Problem, officer?
 kornisjon: Which mythical/cartoon creature does this remind me of?
 El hefe: Tara Reid loves p'sketti
 t48: Should not feed dogs tomatoes.
 Wooden Spoon: That is one hairy old man.
 elronhubard: He'll learn that it tastes a little different on the return trip.
Image 203056   09-12-17   Uploaded by    blablabla
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