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210485  Bagels: I can hardly read this

210488  Bagels: Techno bread

210459  Yurishiro: Let's go find your fucking parents Jess.

210468  saluted: I dont get it, someone please help me

210468  Murm Gungus: Jumps aboard the hype train. Pre-orders. Eagerly waits. Picks it up. Definitely not the golden Ferrari the reviews made it out to be. Hates car.

210497  Amiga 1000: Imagine that Nigeria is playing against Germany :

210487  Yurishiro: The ceiling is astonished!

210460  Teechur: Whoops. Looks like our home security camera started posting pics without our knowledge again.

210497  Fuzzpot: OP, pls. Like you haven't already seen the other posts.

210461  Teechur: Strabismus means never being able to do a Magic Eye. Speaking of Magic Eyes, I took a long look at Uranus last night.

210464  Teechur: You also need indefinite article.

210473  Teechur: After the parasite is separated from the host, it will continue to sap resources from the host for an additional 18-26 years. Perhaps more.

210474  Teechur: Gross. I hate dooty dishes.

210475  Teechur: Well, at least he stuck the landing.

210478  Teechur: @wootman Your comment reads like the opening lines to "Birdhouse in your Soul" by They Might Be Giants.

210497  Mumbo Dingus: Unused letters: den mark

210482  Teechur: Hold the keyboard up to the monitor and shout at it. At least that's what my kids do. Then my wife goes over and fixes it.

210478  someguynameded: Those are biiiig feets!

210470  ASTER: If you're willing to spend $20 on one meal you can get a burger with wagyu beef and a solid pound of bacon cheese fries. This isn't a joke, there's one by my house and I'm hungry now.

210478  wootman: Man that's a cute duck, but whenever I see ducks or bird I think, what would life be like if I had no arms? I mean they do fine but they'd to better with arms, but then again with arms they wouldnt be as cute. It's just so weird looking how they waddle from side to side, but also cute. I mean, I guess their wings are their arms, but still.

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210334 Hosebag: @Side Boob Don't run! We are your friends!

210304 kazzy94: They saw the opportunity and took it. THIS is journalism.

210337 apoxia: @UltraBeverly I had a general anesthetic recently here in New Zealand and the price was just over $300. I thought that was pretty cheap.

210258 Nope: @when so heat up crock pot, put butter in, wait till it melts, put lots of sliced onions in, cook for 6 hours. Stir every 2

210316 zrj235: The lion was dead when i got there. i was just about to return his large-calibre rifle that i borrowed a week ago.

210313 zrj235: Reboot of Demolition Man is looking really weird

210288 zrj235: CHAPTER 3: Robot gets a cup of coffee. *MASSIVE EXPLOSION IN BACKGROUND* Robot puts fuckin sunglasses on, and slowly walks away. *FIN*

210451 a robot: I prefer #194205

210323 Ulillillia: @dangerkeith3000 Only the good die young

210320 Spazstatic: @funny in the wall I was given a book, forget what or was called exactly, something like the father's handbook. One of the important skills it mentioned was being able to fix a VCR. I got the book, new, about this time last year.



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Score:
384
 
 Jennerator: He's clearly nuts
 Mr. Shine: @WaffleIron Is that still really murder? I mean REALLY?!
 Robespierre: Psychopathic murderer is dressed to x, the unknown.
 Shay: What are you dressed up for? "Umm...fucking nothing man"
 WaffleIron: @WaffleIron : Which is when you murder people while wearing a fursuit, incase that's not clear.
 WaffleIron: More like Furder!
Image 203051   09-12-17   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
246
 
 Jennerator: I remember this Achewood strip
 piranharama: Furder incoming...
 WaffleIron: Cat-clock-pancake is my band name.
Image 203050   09-12-17   Uploaded by    eurotrash
Score:
414
 
 Air Biscuit: (Music starts) heres a little song i wrote... im gonna sing it note for note. Dooooooont worry. Beeeeeee happy...
 Spazstatic: I have no vocal cords and I must scream.
 Robespierre: What's the opposite of overbite again?
 piranharama: I approve this.
 Himesama: "Oh Em Eff Gee!"
 Knice: "Come here and give us a kiss!"
Image 203049   09-12-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
155
 
 Rev80: Good luck finding Super 8 film and a place that will actually develop it..
 LancesLeftNut: CHEEEEEEEEEEEZE!
 WaffleIron: I've met many a weird "camera person" before. Glad to see they continue not to disappoint.
Image 203048   09-12-17   Uploaded by    Baby Jesus
Score:
339
 
 Mr. Shine: It's sh!ttier on the inside.
 Felicity: Just dont drop any acid
 Rev80: That sound you hear is not from dematerializing.. It's Fred, and he's been eating bean burritos and milk for a week..
 WTF: @a robot ...for Doctor Poo.
 a robot: *runs, crashes through wall* More like TURDIS, amirite?!
Image 203047   09-12-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
587
 
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Image 203046   09-12-17   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
473
 
 Yurishiro: I have no friends either, possession of other persons is called slavery and it' ILLEGAL sir.
 Felicity: @LancesLeftNut *(clap-clap-clap-clap)*
 Rev80: Do cats count as friends? If so I am very popular..
 MasterTwig: Nobody told me life was going to be that way.
 DrinkMixMan: i told you that in confidence
 LancesLeftNut: Michael Jackson or Courtney Cox? Nobody ever really knew...
 DarkTeddy: And thus friendly spaceship was born to unite us all
 Thyming: Stop making statistics about me.
Image 203045   09-12-17   Uploaded by    luxbu
Score:
115
 
 Ronick: Female reproductive system
 Air Biscuit: R 6 B bacon?
 Rev80: This is what you would get if Mark Rothko were a cheery and happy dude
 Spazstatic: Or maybe I just need an Ancient Egyptian keyboard?
 Spazstatic: Captchas have gotten hard.
 Pizza: This seems...Princey.
Image 203044   09-12-17   Uploaded by    Larry Xmas
Score:
901
 
 Yurishiro: Yesssss...closer...closer...
 Felicity: Charles Bands mom
 Shay: Bela Lugosi: PULL DE STRING!!! PULL DE STRING!!!
 Wet farts: Just like the Pied Piper Led squirrels through the streets We dance like marionettes Swaying to the symphony Of destruction
Image 203043   09-12-17   Uploaded by    Rembo Prundus
Score:
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 Yurishiro: Is that guy from love boat?
 Rev80: You're a grinch one, Mr. Mean
 Shay: @Hosebag SHUT YO MOUTH
 Hosebag: That Shaft, he's a bad mother....
 antipatterns: Wow that guy in the corner is about to get his dick shot off
 Amy Housewine: Excellent trouser-leg width.
 Dr Awkward: And don't forget to spay and neuter your pets!
 WaffleIron: Was this filmed in a country where they couldn't get guns, thus requiring them to be drawn in? Ya know, like Canada or something?
Image 203042   09-12-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
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