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226519  Mr Bleak: I wanna work in that office...

228129  barfolomew: Please. I only trust Finder-Spyder for MY web searches.

226527  Mr Bleak: @OldKentuckyShark In theory, yes - but I've not seen it done. I've seen it in an ATM, a billboard, and a Kodak camera, so a fridge shouldn't be a major problem. Heck, it's been run on a Zune and a iPhone! "Hello World!" for the 21st Century. :D

226540  Mr Bleak: I turned it into a jigsaw for you!

228121  fanny: yeah it's "Ever wonder what cat litter and shit tastes like? Here ya go."

228112  mwoody: Anime body pillows for dawgs are a thing, apparently.

228072  Fiveninety: follow fashion? you mean the "dress like walking modern art" crap or just wear nicer stuff than jeans and a t-shirt? either way, no. act normal? eh, kinda. walk on the pavement? if there's pavement, sure. watch TV? that would be what it's for, yes. save for old age? ahahaha! if i save for anything, i'll stave to death. obey the law? yep, doing that. sometimes not so much the speed limits, but i live in the sticks and it's a "when in Rome" kinda thing. repeat after you? no. fuck off.

228128  Mr. Shine: *passes a bus stop, kills old lady*

228099  Not A Bot: Fuck

228130  Ihminen: Well I hope you change the way you set up your kit it looks like it's horrible to play on

228125  Robespierre: "Where to next?"

228013  Robespierre: @Mr. Shine You spoiled the "surprise"!

228024  Robespierre: I prefer mine with a side of Tide pods.

228121  WTF: It's his Groucho impression.

228122  WTF: So much America it hurts.

228026  Robespierre: It's been DONE.

228123  WTF: "You watch your mouth before I show you the back of my hand."

228037  Robespierre: Ring up my ant for me, please.

228067  carpwoman: Egg Bagel is my stripper name.

228038  Robespierre: A little breezy in there, wouldn't you say?

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227992 Robespierre: @glenalec From Blue Highways by William Least Heat Moon: "Who on Earth would eat wolf fish?" "Ask Mrs. Paul."

227864 Ulillillia: ah luvs mah gun

228024 Robespierre: I prefer mine with a side of Tide pods.

227970 DrNinjaman: Louis CK's going ahead with that self help book after all.

228047 SuedeOxford: When two people kiss, they form a long tube with an anus at both ends. This is not worse than that.

227816 Wooden Spoon: @Yurishiro: A troll figurine who comes to life, and decides to roam the countryside eating garbage.

227834 Felicity: @apoxia Better than sandals with no socks. I dont want to see peoples feet

227908 Mad Collager: @Otterman Sorry the link didn't format right. You can paste it in now, at least.

227950 DrNinjaman: Santorum Soda! Just like "Mom" used to make!

227927 elmstreet: You get em @Not A Bot



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12. Emoji: 1845 points
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 Yurishiro: Yesssss...closer...closer...
 Felicity: Charles Bands mom
 Shay: Bela Lugosi: PULL DE STRING!!! PULL DE STRING!!!
 Wet farts: Just like the Pied Piper Led squirrels through the streets We dance like marionettes Swaying to the symphony Of destruction
Image 203043   09-12-17   Uploaded by    Rembo Prundus
Score:
288
 
 Yurishiro: Is that guy from love boat?
 Rev80: You're a grinch one, Mr. Mean
 Shay: @Hosebag SHUT YO MOUTH
 Hosebag: That Shaft, he's a bad mother....
 antipatterns: Wow that guy in the corner is about to get his dick shot off
 Amy Housewine: Excellent trouser-leg width.
 Dr Awkward: And don't forget to spay and neuter your pets!
 WaffleIron: Was this filmed in a country where they couldn't get guns, thus requiring them to be drawn in? Ya know, like Canada or something?
Image 203042   09-12-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
192
 
 Air Biscuit: Loosen your kaboose or be ticketed.
 Yurishiro: Only porking on the dancefloor
 Shay: But blood on the dancefloor is fine.
 Amy Housewine: We're trying to dance there, dumbass.
 Robespierre: EXIT / Chicago?
Image 203041   09-12-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
183
 
 Amy Housewine: Now that birb is famous, he has so many hangers-on.
 WaffleIron: Butterfly in the skyyyyyy, I can go twice as higggghhhhhh!
Image 203040   09-12-17   Uploaded by    sergeant
Score:
298
 
 Yurishiro: Clearly ufo
 LancesLeftNut: @Dr Awkward - Just got back from Rocky Point, we say at least 10 Garage Sale Mobiles on their way back home.
 Dr Awkward: I amazed at how often I see shit like this in Phoenix. Usually heading to Mexico with their treasure.
 Robespierre: Motor, boys, motor!
 a robot: [sfx: slow, sad version of "Sanford and Son" theme]
 WaffleIron: Scraptacular. That's the best nine dollars and thirty two cents you'll ever make.
Image 203039   09-12-17   Uploaded by    thrilhouse
Score:
320
 
 Science: @Robespierre: Doubtful. If she is alive, it's with the flavor of an ashtray in your mouth.
 Ronick: But... You'll smoke them all on the plane
 Haute and sweaty: ...but you can't un-murder innocents whose land you wanted to steal.
 Felicity: A good cigarette brand for witches
 Robespierre: I wonder ... if she's Alive With Flavour?
 Side Boob: ...but you can't get the cancer out of your lungs.
Image 203038   09-12-17   Uploaded by    bigASShobo
Score:
347
 
 Yurishiro: Matthew is glad too
 Felicity: Its OK; Matthew was the boy having the birthday party at the beginning of /Ghostbusters II/
 DrinkMixMan: That's a shame, a man's first bidet is a thing to remember forever
Image 203037   09-12-17   Uploaded by    sandwiches
Score:
264
 
 Knice: It's about time.
Image 203036   09-12-17   Uploaded by    ani625
Score:
288
 
 Air Biscuit: I still never understood why they have a seperate police department for tourists.
 dangerkeith3000: In Korea, cops are bobbleheads.
 Not A Bot: That 3rd crayon looks like a totem pole of screaming faces
 Sadbot: I'd honestly prefer this to U.S. style "oorah thin blue line it's us or them" police publicity
 WaffleIron: "And two happy little police officers around the door"
Image 203035   09-12-17   Uploaded by    Aaron Spacemuseum
Image 203034 is unbelievably bad (score -5) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Soy Peso. Boo, Soy Peso.
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