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249382  Mr. Whiskers: You cant say "doot" if theres no skeleton. Thats just science.

249390  Not A Bot: FINISH HER!

249384  barfolomew: They don't make "skin" crayons anymore, for exactly this reason.

249367  Air Biscuit: These 3d glasses are off somehow...

249389  sparename: Yes, the nanobots have increased the size of my red blood cells too.

249336  wolfpk: Connection to #249357

249361  wolfpk: *Temp workers

249387  sparenamelaptopdied: I hate to think what's at the other side..

249374  Zaxxoff: you think that's stealthy? wait till you find the hand dryer!

249375  wolfpk: Hint #249377

249378  wolfpk: @funny in the wall All the mogwai came from Gizmo. Mogwais are naturally evil, with a very few exceptions like Gizmo.

249385  Zaxxoff: lifehack #22

249387  Zaxxoff: everything they told me about marine biology is a lie!

249387  Side Boob: Dont fish near nuclear power plants (owned by Montgomery Burns).

249372  Mr. Shine: "I come from a long line of Registrars with a proud and minutely documented history."

249374  Mr. Shine: *stumbles into*

249377  Mr. Shine: I love you, box!

249378  Mr. Shine: @funny in the wall getting them wet makes more. Feeding them after midnight is what makes gremlins. Getting original gizmo wet is what made the @sshole clones.

249322  Social Vegan: ummm........

249375  Himesama: Too soon!

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249243 Side Boob: Hey! It's that one guy from 'Bosom Buddies' on TV

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249148 Amy Housewine: Your halo is broken.

249182 tib gubb: it's in your butt boi

249142 dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I order potatoes/hashbrowns for breakfast just to give me an excuse to eat ketchup.

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249275 PenguinBartender: Undo the bottom button, damnit.

249175 Otterman: @WTF (In Hans Moleman voice) Give me the biggest ice cream cone you have. No, that's too big.

249218 Telkwa: Cristo Redentor



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 Yurishiro: Yesssss...closer...closer...
 Felicity: Charles Bands mom
 Shay: Bela Lugosi: PULL DE STRING!!! PULL DE STRING!!!
 Wet farts: Just like the Pied Piper Led squirrels through the streets We dance like marionettes Swaying to the symphony Of destruction
Image 203043   09-12-17   Uploaded by    Rembo Prundus
Score:
288
 
 Yurishiro: Is that guy from love boat?
 Rev80: You're a grinch one, Mr. Mean
 Shay: @Hosebag SHUT YO MOUTH
 Hosebag: That Shaft, he's a bad mother....
 antipatterns: Wow that guy in the corner is about to get his dick shot off
 Amy Housewine: Excellent trouser-leg width.
 Dr Awkward: And don't forget to spay and neuter your pets!
 WaffleIron: Was this filmed in a country where they couldn't get guns, thus requiring them to be drawn in? Ya know, like Canada or something?
Image 203042   09-12-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
192
 
 Air Biscuit: Loosen your kaboose or be ticketed.
 Yurishiro: Only porking on the dancefloor
 Shay: But blood on the dancefloor is fine.
 Amy Housewine: We're trying to dance there, dumbass.
 Nymphomania: EXIT / Chicago?
Image 203041   09-12-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
183
 
 Amy Housewine: Now that birb is famous, he has so many hangers-on.
 WaffleIron: Butterfly in the skyyyyyy, I can go twice as higggghhhhhh!
Image 203040   09-12-17   Uploaded by    sergeant
Score:
298
 
 Yurishiro: Clearly ufo
 LancesLeftNut: @Dr Awkward - Just got back from Rocky Point, we say at least 10 Garage Sale Mobiles on their way back home.
 Dr Awkward: I amazed at how often I see shit like this in Phoenix. Usually heading to Mexico with their treasure.
 jem: Motor, boys, motor!
 a robot: [sfx: slow, sad version of "Sanford and Son" theme]
 WaffleIron: Scraptacular. That's the best nine dollars and thirty two cents you'll ever make.
Image 203039   09-12-17   Uploaded by    thrilhouse
Score:
320
 
 Science: @Robespierre: Doubtful. If she is alive, it's with the flavor of an ashtray in your mouth.
 Ronick: But... You'll smoke them all on the plane
 Haute and sweaty: ...but you can't un-murder innocents whose land you wanted to steal.
 Felicity: A good cigarette brand for witches
 nerdhulk: I wonder ... if she's Alive With Flavour?
 Side Boob: ...but you can't get the cancer out of your lungs.
Image 203038   09-12-17   Uploaded by    bigASShobo
Score:
347
 
 Yurishiro: Matthew is glad too
 Felicity: Its OK; Matthew was the boy having the birthday party at the beginning of /Ghostbusters II/
 DrinkMixMan: That's a shame, a man's first bidet is a thing to remember forever
Image 203037   09-12-17   Uploaded by    sandwiches
Score:
264
 
 Knice: It's about time.
Image 203036   09-12-17   Uploaded by    ani625
Score:
288
 
 Air Biscuit: I still never understood why they have a seperate police department for tourists.
 Not A Bot: That 3rd crayon looks like a totem pole of screaming faces
 Sadbot: I'd honestly prefer this to U.S. style "oorah thin blue line it's us or them" police publicity
 WaffleIron: "And two happy little police officers around the door"
Image 203035   09-12-17   Uploaded by    Aaron Spacemuseum
Image 203034 is unbelievably bad (score -5) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Soy Peso. Boo, Soy Peso.
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