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258496  VoR: I prefer mine furry

258505  VoR: Wind will do that.

258595  Shay: The ocean called: they're running out of shrimp.

258619  addend: # Y M C A #

258617  Felicity: White scuff marks, I guess

258600  VoR: @a robot in case one gets ripped off. Glad I never need to evolve a second.

258617  Felicity: Then why

258620  addend: Tortilla swaddling fools 'em every time.

258613  VoR: Wat?

258524  Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258620  VoR: That's what they said after it'd been eaten

258618  FabricMan: "Lady Marmalade?" Really?

258622  Scoo: I assume avocados are just implied

258616  AlexDeLarge: Bender lives large and kicks butt

258621  AlexDeLarge: Borfkobouros

258606  Scoo: By the very reason of it being an "alternative fact," no citation is needed nor even desired.

258608  Scoo: The one person who ever paid for it

258618  a robot: Also he wrote two songs for the band "Disco Tex & His Sex-O-Lettes" which is basically the greatest band name of all time

258618  a robot: I went and looked up Bob Crewe and he wrote a lot of famous songs that everyone recognizes, but why do these old timey photos always look so goddamn creepy

258601  Not A Bot: KEVIN!! Knock first.

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258402 Amy Housewine: I resent that: I might be a witless bum magician but I'm not 'just' a witless bum magician.

258383 Ironass: This genetic splicing has got to stop! Now they've crossed a woman with an owl!

258441 addend: (Finishes. Hibernates.)

258520 Felicity: Maybe point it away from the trees

258329 Felicity: The part of the Bob's Burgers episode where Bob pretends things are talking to him and he does their voices

258368 Felicity: I'm thinking eighties drug lord glass bricks, chrome coffee tables, black leather couches, ferns

258305 Felicity: IT'S AN UGLY PLANET! A BUG PLANET!

258524 Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258337 Felicity: I happen to like nice men

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas



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Score:
298
 
 trumpet: Clearly ufo
 LancesLeftNut: @Dr Awkward - Just got back from Rocky Point, we say at least 10 Garage Sale Mobiles on their way back home.
 Dr Awkward: I amazed at how often I see shit like this in Phoenix. Usually heading to Mexico with their treasure.
 jem: Motor, boys, motor!
 a robot: [sfx: slow, sad version of "Sanford and Son" theme]
 WaffleIron: Scraptacular. That's the best nine dollars and thirty two cents you'll ever make.
Image 203039   09-12-17   Uploaded by    thrilhouse
Score:
320
 
 Science: @Robespierre: Doubtful. If she is alive, it's with the flavor of an ashtray in your mouth.
 Ronick: But... You'll smoke them all on the plane
 Haute and sweaty: ...but you can't un-murder innocents whose land you wanted to steal.
 chemical: A good cigarette brand for witches
 nerdhulk: I wonder ... if she's Alive With Flavour?
 Side Boob: ...but you can't get the cancer out of your lungs.
Image 203038   09-12-17   Uploaded by    bigASShobo
Score:
347
 
 Larp Belb: Matthew is glad too
 Callahan: Its OK; Matthew was the boy having the birthday party at the beginning of /Ghostbusters II/
 DrinkMixMan: That's a shame, a man's first bidet is a thing to remember forever
Image 203037   09-12-17   Uploaded by    sandwiches
Score:
264
 
 Knice: It's about time.
Image 203036   09-12-17   Uploaded by    ani625
Score:
288
 
 Air Biscuit: I still never understood why they have a seperate police department for tourists.
 Not A Bot: That 3rd crayon looks like a totem pole of screaming faces
 Sadbot: I'd honestly prefer this to U.S. style "oorah thin blue line it's us or them" police publicity
 WaffleIron: "And two happy little police officers around the door"
Image 203035   09-12-17   Uploaded by    Aaron Spacemuseum
Image 203034 is unbelievably bad (score -5) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Soy Peso. We'll pray for you, Soy Peso.
Score:
266
 
 Mr. Shine: @Science Exactly. I lost friends in there, man!
 Science: @Mr. Shine: Avoiding RIFTS? Yeah, me too. The memories...
 dad: Awesome! :-)
 Mr. Shine: OMG the hours spent.
Image 203033   09-12-17   Uploaded by    poetrysucks
Score:
272
 
 m o l e m a n: Jonah Hill's looking good.
 Drump Porbs: Lamdscape open now
 piranharama: Book of Magic
 Ulillillia: Sean Cullen got buff.
 Side Boob: Now is the time on Sprockets when we dance
Image 203032   09-12-17   Uploaded by    AFanOfSprite
Score:
379
 
 sparename: Spray carnations...
 GoodSir: @Shay Also I hope the chair is Scotchgarded
 a robot: @Shay Farmer Bill's daughter is also confused about what season it is #203038
 Shay: Umm....Farmer Bill? You better sit down when I tell you this...
Image 203031   09-12-17   Uploaded by    GTA VII
Score:
482
 
 XLY: Hang in there
 fatman: Working hard or hardly Working?
 charlemagne: so that's the secret of writing a hollyoaks script
 Thyming: The Holy Trinity
Image 203030   09-12-17   Uploaded by    withak
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