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237197  carpwoman: How the hell do you get on it?

237953  Yurishiro: "He...he was only PRETENDING to throw the ball!!"

237950  Sadbot: @carpwoman That is wise, and me neither. I probably saw it in a thread devoted to making fun of Redditors. I found the source by googling "poop knife" and a terrible, but sourced, Buzzfeed article came up. *themoreyouknow.gif*

237840  SuedeOxford: My chicken sandwich instinct is far stronger than my bangin instinct.

237954  Sadbot: Load-bearing valves

237219  carpwoman: Why's he just standing there? I smell a set-up....

237864  SuedeOxford: The hero Hai Phong deserves.

88403  carpwoman: I haven'y gotten any swag in a very long time.

88403  carpwoman: I haven'y gotten any swag in a very long time.

237949  Slerzy: I lived in Texas for a while and I assure you, this is what they believe. Silly Texans, always talking about seceding and whatnot XD

237950  carpwoman: @Sadbot - I don't go near Reddit.

237946  kazzy94: That car isn't old enough to have been around for most of those stickers.

237950  Slerzy: Sick

237930  carpwoman: Not a house cat. Look at the pupils.

237950  Sadbot: @carpwoman We're both wrong, it was Reddit. I guess Stormfronters are working on overtaking goons for the title of "least hygienic people"

237936  carpwoman: I bet that would feel nice you know, like in August....

237938  carpwoman: Riiiiiiiiiight......

237943  carpwoman: @Ulillillia - My first thought, too.

237944  carpwoman: Slack in the heed.

237945  carpwoman: Timely.

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3. Ulillillia
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6. itskando
7. Dresdenkeogh
8. VeeKay
9. tib gubb
10. Side Boob

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237925 Side Boob: Yup, you're boned.

237857 Mr. Shine: @glenalec classic Lassie.

237928 Robespierre: Hoy-hoy...

237737 Mr. Shine: @charlemagne I don't believe so. During Sealand's Civil War, the German government negotiated for the return of the only P.O.W., and paid a hefty fee for his release.

237717 Wooden Spoon: @Dr Awkward: Starring Bennie Goodman

237763 some guy : What am I supposed to be seeing here? What should I notice about this?? I could really use a graphic aide.

237873 Ulillillia: The Olympics only they give out laptops instead of medals

237727 glenalec: Well, if you can't control your vehicle properly....

237734 OldKentuckyShark: You're going to watch your favorite shows on the internet? You seem like a cheap ass...

237699 some guy : Windowlicky

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 6. E. HONDA: 2841 points
 7. logono: 2667 points
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10. BaconCake: 2166 points
11. burritos: 2129 points
12. Dresdenkeogh: 2071 points
13. clayjar: 1932 points
14. bookcase: 1931 points
15. barfolomew: 1836 points
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 Yurishiro: Clearly ufo
 LancesLeftNut: @Dr Awkward - Just got back from Rocky Point, we say at least 10 Garage Sale Mobiles on their way back home.
 Dr Awkward: I amazed at how often I see shit like this in Phoenix. Usually heading to Mexico with their treasure.
 Robespierre: Motor, boys, motor!
 a robot: [sfx: slow, sad version of "Sanford and Son" theme]
 WaffleIron: Scraptacular. That's the best nine dollars and thirty two cents you'll ever make.
Image 203039   09-12-17   Uploaded by    thrilhouse
 Science: @Robespierre: Doubtful. If she is alive, it's with the flavor of an ashtray in your mouth.
 Ronick: But... You'll smoke them all on the plane
 Haute and sweaty: ...but you can't un-murder innocents whose land you wanted to steal.
 Felicity: A good cigarette brand for witches
 Robespierre: I wonder ... if she's Alive With Flavour?
 Side Boob: ...but you can't get the cancer out of your lungs.
Image 203038   09-12-17   Uploaded by    bigASShobo
 Yurishiro: Matthew is glad too
 Felicity: Its OK; Matthew was the boy having the birthday party at the beginning of /Ghostbusters II/
 DrinkMixMan: That's a shame, a man's first bidet is a thing to remember forever
Image 203037   09-12-17   Uploaded by    sandwiches
 Knice: It's about time.
Image 203036   09-12-17   Uploaded by    ani625
 Air Biscuit: I still never understood why they have a seperate police department for tourists.
 dangerkeith3000: In Korea, cops are bobbleheads.
 Not A Bot: That 3rd crayon looks like a totem pole of screaming faces
 Sadbot: I'd honestly prefer this to U.S. style "oorah thin blue line it's us or them" police publicity
 WaffleIron: "And two happy little police officers around the door"
Image 203035   09-12-17   Uploaded by    Aaron Spacemuseum
Image 203034 is unbelievably bad (score -5) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Soy Peso. You have brought shame on us, Soy Peso.
 Mr. Shine: @Science Exactly. I lost friends in there, man!
 Science: @Mr. Shine: Avoiding RIFTS? Yeah, me too. The memories...
 Felicity: Awesome! :-)
 Mr. Shine: OMG the hours spent.
Image 203033   09-12-17   Uploaded by    poetrysucks
 dangerkeith3000: Jonah Hill's looking good.
 Yurishiro: Lamdscape open now
 piranharama: Book of Magic
 Ulillillia: Sean Cullen got buff.
 Side Boob: Now is the time on Sprockets when we dance
Image 203032   09-12-17   Uploaded by    AFanOfSprite
 sparename: Spray carnations...
 Felicity: @Shay Also I hope the chair is Scotchgarded
 a robot: @Shay Farmer Bill's daughter is also confused about what season it is #203038
 Shay: Umm....Farmer Bill? You better sit down when I tell you this...
Image 203031   09-12-17   Uploaded by    GTA VII
 XLY: Hang in there
 Yurishiro: Working hard or hardly Working?
 charlemagne: so that's the secret of writing a hollyoaks script
 Thyming: The Holy Trinity
Image 203030   09-12-17   Uploaded by    withak
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