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258611  Mr. Shine: I keep telling my wife that we should guve out those individually wrapped prunes for Halloween.

258617  VoR: Look at em shine.

258606  Amy Housewine: @Mr. Shine Shit. Is this a phrase used in that sort of way? I honestly didn't know.

258628  Korrok: Korrok approves.

258612  Mr. Shine: So can I deposit pizzas into my account?

258610  addend: C3P-toe, but no R-toe-D2.

258613  Mr. Shine: Idgi

258621  Amy Housewine: I'm-a bite youu leg

258621  Mr. Shine: *chomp* "HEY!!"

258496  VoR: I prefer mine furry

258505  VoR: Wind will do that.

258595  Shay: The ocean called: they're running out of shrimp.

258619  addend: # Y M C A #

258617  Felicity: White scuff marks, I guess

258600  VoR: @a robot in case one gets ripped off. Glad I never need to evolve a second.

258617  Felicity: Then why

258620  addend: Tortilla swaddling fools 'em every time.

258613  VoR: Wat?

258524  Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258620  VoR: That's what they said after it'd been eaten

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258402 Amy Housewine: I resent that: I might be a witless bum magician but I'm not 'just' a witless bum magician.

258524 Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258337 Felicity: I happen to like nice men

258329 Felicity: The part of the Bob's Burgers episode where Bob pretends things are talking to him and he does their voices

258450 Bohab: @Scoo oh man, I wish

258383 Ironass: This genetic splicing has got to stop! Now they've crossed a woman with an owl!

258520 Felicity: Maybe point it away from the trees

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas

258441 addend: (Finishes. Hibernates.)

258368 Felicity: I'm thinking eighties drug lord glass bricks, chrome coffee tables, black leather couches, ferns



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 wolfpupy: @fanny One can only hope it was because the fur was matted and had to be clipped anyway
 Shay: Sia's cat?
 afroking: Catmadillo?
 Mexico: Your death will be slow and painful, human.
 fanny: aww why would you do this? :(
Image 203020   09-12-17   Uploaded by    doggggggie
Score:
145
 
 Not A Bot: Brezhnev's eyebrows were big enough to run their own Soviet satellite states
 petepuma: Fifty neighs of dapple gray
 Sydney: Silly rabbit, horses can't read!
 I Hate The Beatles: Fifty shades of hay.
 Yam: Nay.
Image 203019   09-12-17   Uploaded by    catsanddogs
Score:
150
 
COMMENT HERE. Make up a fake name or leave it blank.
Image 203018   09-12-17   Uploaded by    Jorp Lulter
Score:
289
 
 Knice: @imaginary gf That space is next to a handicap- parking space, so it's a primo location to park; parking at the back of the space lets other drivers easily tell the space is taken so they don't get their hopes up.
 imaginary gf: What do you mean @Knice
 Spazstatic: I do this with my motorcycle, I also park to one side enough so that another bike can easily share the space.
 mammal883: As a driver of a relatively short car, I try to do this when possible. If my BRZ is pulled up to the curb between two trucks, you can't see me car until you are right on top of it. My car is seven feet shorter than my co-workers F150.
 mark64: @Knice you could say they were...knice...ghshgfahdg*dies horribly suffucated by his own laughter*
 Knice: That's very nice of them. :-)
Image 203017   09-12-17   Uploaded by    livelovebarf
Score:
408
 
 Stoner: auto-erotic asphyxiation just got real.
 Warrax: They've all seen some shit.
 Shay: AH OH
 Wet farts: This kills the furby
 BavidDowie: What have you done??
Image 203016   09-12-17   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
277
 
 antipatterns: Just very well painted copper panels
 boozer: It says warning Electric fence, not warning Electric fence HERE.
 Yam: Electrons are everywhere!
Image 203015   09-12-17   Uploaded by    habbekratz
Score:
443
 
 Skinr: @antipatterns The present is the future of the past, and the past of the future. Space is warped and time is bendable.
 Quackzy: In the future people publicly enjoy cornography
 antipatterns: Future? Isn't this meme from like 2006?
 piranharama: Geordi LaCorn
 Dr Awkward: This corn is weird.
 The Man: Weird woman+corn? SOLD
 Prostata: monsanto ad from 2021
 Knice: I am cornfused. I like it.
Image 203014   09-12-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
621
 
 Ronick: I think him saying this would only exacerbate the issue
 Spazstatic: Nintendo is just stingy with their intellectual property, the posting pictures was the problem, the detail was because everyone would enjoy it.
 XLY: @Yurishiro they're brothers tho
 Amy Housewine: Pipes, mushrooms... they couldn't have made it much more phallic.
 PenguinBartender: It could just be incestophobia?
 petepuma: I think he said it because Mario is faithful to the princess.
 antipatterns: Yes it would be a shame if Japanese video game characters had their sexuality exploited. --
 Wet farts: Mario always did like pipes
 Yam: Let the trunk people get married!
 nclaw: Don't be homophobic, it is well known that plumbers, like camels, need love too.
 FabricMan: You're lucky you didn't create Sonic
Image 203013   09-12-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
356
 
 Quackzy: Credit KC Green, Gunshow
 Hokie333: Apparently, yes. #202778
 desertfox: My skull faced obelisk Friend!! HI
Image 203012   09-12-17   Uploaded by    Lantry
Score:
333
 
 El hefe: The strategic US Fanta reserve
 Not A Bot: Poor cats.
 SharkysMachine: Aziz, light!
Image 203011   09-12-17   Uploaded by    SpamSpamSpamSpam
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