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258505  VoR: Wind will do that.

258595  Shay: The ocean called: they're running out of shrimp.

258619  addend: # Y M C A #

258617  Felicity: White scuff marks, I guess

258600  VoR: @a robot in case one gets ripped off. Glad I never need to evolve a second.

258617  Felicity: Then why

258620  addend: Tortilla swaddling fools 'em every time.

258613  VoR: Wat?

258524  Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258620  VoR: That's what they said after it'd been eaten

258618  FabricMan: "Lady Marmalade?" Really?

258622  Scoo: I assume avocados are just implied

258616  AlexDeLarge: Bender lives large and kicks butt

258621  AlexDeLarge: Borfkobouros

258606  Scoo: By the very reason of it being an "alternative fact," no citation is needed nor even desired.

258608  Scoo: The one person who ever paid for it

258618  a robot: Also he wrote two songs for the band "Disco Tex & His Sex-O-Lettes" which is basically the greatest band name of all time

258618  a robot: I went and looked up Bob Crewe and he wrote a lot of famous songs that everyone recognizes, but why do these old timey photos always look so goddamn creepy

258601  Not A Bot: KEVIN!! Knock first.

257001  Mr Bleak: How many times is Charlie going to do that? I think it's time he got interested in girls and / or boys.

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258402 Amy Housewine: I resent that: I might be a witless bum magician but I'm not 'just' a witless bum magician.

258368 Felicity: I'm thinking eighties drug lord glass bricks, chrome coffee tables, black leather couches, ferns

258546 Mr. Butt: @Passive Fucking racist.

258524 Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258450 Bohab: @Scoo oh man, I wish

258337 Felicity: I happen to like nice men

258329 Felicity: The part of the Bob's Burgers episode where Bob pretends things are talking to him and he does their voices

258520 Felicity: Maybe point it away from the trees

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas

258441 addend: (Finishes. Hibernates.)



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 Ronick: I think him saying this would only exacerbate the issue
 Spazstatic: Nintendo is just stingy with their intellectual property, the posting pictures was the problem, the detail was because everyone would enjoy it.
 XLY: @Yurishiro they're brothers tho
 Amy Housewine: Pipes, mushrooms... they couldn't have made it much more phallic.
 PenguinBartender: It could just be incestophobia?
 petepuma: I think he said it because Mario is faithful to the princess.
 antipatterns: Yes it would be a shame if Japanese video game characters had their sexuality exploited. --
 Wet farts: Mario always did like pipes
 Yam: Let the trunk people get married!
 nclaw: Don't be homophobic, it is well known that plumbers, like camels, need love too.
 FabricMan: You're lucky you didn't create Sonic
Image 203013   09-12-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
356
 
 Quackzy: Credit KC Green, Gunshow
 Hokie333: Apparently, yes. #202778
 desertfox: My skull faced obelisk Friend!! HI
Image 203012   09-12-17   Uploaded by    Lantry
Score:
333
 
 El hefe: The strategic US Fanta reserve
 Not A Bot: Poor cats.
 SharkysMachine: Aziz, light!
Image 203011   09-12-17   Uploaded by    SpamSpamSpamSpam
Score:
405
 
 kittylitter: "May Glasgow Thrive in Filth and Slums"
 Cami: Adventure awaits!
 sumo: #202997 we found his HQ
 skillet: Honey, pack your bags. We're going to Glasgow!
Image 203010   09-12-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
530
 
 Niels Bohr: Bet it smells great in there.
 charlemagne: 'fine!' shouted david blaine 'if you won't let me in your cube, I'll get my own one'
 god666: That's from the jacket of an album by a Welsh band named Man; I can't remember the name of it (might have just been "Man"), but it came out in '69 or '70.
 a robot: The Phantom Zone contains a lot more nudity than I was led to believe.
 Otterman: ...and cramped!
 Never AFK: Looks steamy.
 Cami: Cosmic hot box.
 thecraftywolf: @Prostata a little TOO friendly
 Prostata: now THAT looks like a friendly spaceship
Image 203009   09-12-17   Uploaded by    FunkyDrunk
Score:
293
 
 Mr Bleak: I bet it smells just ... great ... in there.
 toad: When you go to bed with a smile on your face, everything is ok. Just ok.
 Cami: Lasagna has nothing on this stuff.
 bug: Must be Tuesday.
Image 203008   09-12-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
292
 
 Koopa: @a robot He h u n g e r s...
 a robot: @Koopa The struggle is real!
 Koopa: "I have no open orifice to enjoy this human creation..."
 Shay: Johnny-3 was pretty dull.
Image 203007   09-12-17   Uploaded by    tea
Score:
526
 
 Spazstatic: Polite graffiti, courtesy of sticky notes.
 snekeyes: The person Who took this pic was wearing Black t-shirt with White stripes and a seahorse on the chest. How do i know that? Just magic, no need to look anywhere else for answers.
 skillet: Shoo, scrubbing bubble!
Image 203006   09-12-17   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
386
 
 UltraBeverly: Just bear stuff
 trelyate: "It's for hibernation." "But it's only early September." "FUCK YOU!"
 kristy: MORE PICK-A-NICK BASKETS! NOW!!!
 Bill Rye: hur hur hur
 Father Goose: Where do i get this bean bag? Amazon?
 piranharama: "I wash myself with a rag on a stick."
 Wet farts: Pictured: giant garbage eating asshole
 Ulillillia: Growlr
Image 203005   09-12-17   Uploaded by    Meow
Score:
388
 
 Ronick: What is the circle in the middle of its stomach , asking so if i ever bet one of these i dont accidently hive it a handy
 a robot: @PenguinBartender Maybe this is @Peter Pantsless' girlfriend and she's adopted the pantsless lifestyle? And a hedgehog.
 NonRhetorical: @PenguinBartender for company? DUH
 PenguinBartender: Why is she holding a hedgehog's paw while on the toilet?
Image 203004   09-12-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
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