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237938  Not A Bot: Pimp my beetle

237951  Yurishiro: Dat muffin top

237197  carpwoman: How the hell do you get on it?

237953  Yurishiro: "He...he was only PRETENDING to throw the ball!!"

237950  Sadbot: @carpwoman That is wise, and me neither. I probably saw it in a thread devoted to making fun of Redditors. I found the source by googling "poop knife" and a terrible, but sourced, Buzzfeed article came up. *themoreyouknow.gif*

237840  SuedeOxford: My chicken sandwich instinct is far stronger than my bangin instinct.

237954  Sadbot: Load-bearing valves

237219  carpwoman: Why's he just standing there? I smell a set-up....

237864  SuedeOxford: The hero Hai Phong deserves.

88403  carpwoman: I haven'y gotten any swag in a very long time.

88403  carpwoman: I haven'y gotten any swag in a very long time.

237949  Slerzy: I lived in Texas for a while and I assure you, this is what they believe. Silly Texans, always talking about seceding and whatnot XD

237950  carpwoman: @Sadbot - I don't go near Reddit.

237946  kazzy94: That car isn't old enough to have been around for most of those stickers.

237950  Slerzy: Sick

237930  carpwoman: Not a house cat. Look at the pupils.

237950  Sadbot: @carpwoman We're both wrong, it was Reddit. I guess Stormfronters are working on overtaking goons for the title of "least hygienic people"

237936  carpwoman: I bet that would feel nice you know, like in August....

237938  carpwoman: Riiiiiiiiiight......

237943  carpwoman: @Ulillillia - My first thought, too.

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237925 Side Boob: Yup, you're boned.

237857 Mr. Shine: @glenalec classic Lassie.

237928 Robespierre: Hoy-hoy...

237737 Mr. Shine: @charlemagne I don't believe so. During Sealand's Civil War, the German government negotiated for the return of the only P.O.W., and paid a hefty fee for his release.

237717 Wooden Spoon: @Dr Awkward: Starring Bennie Goodman

237763 some guy : What am I supposed to be seeing here? What should I notice about this?? I could really use a graphic aide.

237873 Ulillillia: The Olympics only they give out laptops instead of medals

237727 glenalec: Well, if you can't control your vehicle properly....

237734 OldKentuckyShark: You're going to watch your favorite shows on the internet? You seem like a cheap ass...

237699 some guy : Windowlicky

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10. BaconCake: 2166 points
11. burritos: 2129 points
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14. bookcase: 1931 points
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 Ronick: What is the circle in the middle of its stomach , asking so if i ever bet one of these i dont accidently hive it a handy
 a robot: @PenguinBartender Maybe this is @Peter Pantsless' girlfriend and she's adopted the pantsless lifestyle? And a hedgehog.
 Yurishiro: @PenguinBartender for company? DUH
 PenguinBartender: Why is she holding a hedgehog's paw while on the toilet?
Image 203004   09-12-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
 Spazstatic: Yep. And you're basically going to have to put a gallon of grease in there to overpower the soap or it's going to leave reside on everything you wash for months.
 Bill Rye: that just means it's working
 Yurishiro: Call the vet, your dishwasher has rabies.
 Ulillillia: To the window
 Side Boob: I've done it, and it sucks.
 Sage: @Felicity A little TOO excited.
 Felicity: Your dishwasher is excited
Image 203003   09-12-17   Uploaded by    sir toke a lot
 Robespierre: @Mr Bleak Ah - Bertone, then. I was close, but no stogie. And you're most likely referring to the Citroen BX. I would love to be able to find one to purchase; would love even more to find a parts supplier for them.
 Mr Bleak: @Robespierre 1981 - it's the mazda MX-81 Aria concept car. Looks like it should be a 90's Citroen though.
 Felicity: I miss the future of the 1980s
 trelyate: this is what the 70's thought the 00's would look like
 Robespierre: Giugiaro? Looks wedge-ish enough to be late-'70s G.
 Shay: 3/10 - Drives like shit, allows you to relive your late 70's and early 80's fantasies.
Image 203002   09-12-17   Uploaded by    ani625
 Yurishiro: 3 whole dollars???
 sparename: Frogslegsandfrogalaqueenofthesea dot com
 Ulillillia: @Mexico The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka
 Robespierre: "Frog a la Queen"?
 Mexico: Sadly, bullfrog futures never recovered after the Frog Market Crash of 1973.
Image 203001   09-12-17   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
 Yurishiro: I guess the point of this is don't raise your arms and don't own legs during the ride.
 Cami: They found that one spot on the Whirley Durly.
 Felicity: Dont ride the roller coaster naked
 Not A Bot: all hail
 AverageJoe: safety first
 piranharama: They don't call it the Amputron for nothing
Image 203000   09-12-17   Uploaded by    east bay
 Mr Bleak: Now all we need is a baby Discworld to fit on him.
 Yurishiro: I have a land turtle so i can say every turtle is rad and you cannot contraddict me.
 Teechur: Release your inner turtle.
 PenguinBartender: Oh hai!
Image 202999   09-12-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
 Side Boob: This cat is awesome, and there's a lot of pictures of him/her out there.
 Robespierre: Disco Cat
 Dan Tagonistic: My god, its full of stars
 a robot: Nyan Cat: Origins
 PenguinBartender: "We were somewhere around the living room, on the edge of the kitchen, when the catnip began to take hold."
Image 202998   09-12-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
 eider: 1 cent is a pretty good butt-bargain.
 Mad Collager: I vote sparkling too!
 Yurishiro: You can't deny that's a good butt tho it deserves some sparkling.
 Cami: @funny in the wall I vote sparkling. Those four dashes make it funnier somehow.
 funny in the wall: is it farting or sparkling?
Image 202997   09-12-17   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
 Mr Shifty: This erotica clearly has an element of boy fun.
 Side Boob: NO U! :P
 FabricMan: Welcome to our U. You will notice it has no ladder to get out. Please keep struggling.
 Scoo: Welcome to our U. You will notice it has no 'P' in it; please keep it that way.
Image 202996   09-12-17   Uploaded by    Snow Plow
 tib gubb: when people complain about "crippling" college debt, i think about shit like this
 Himesama: Lots of Booty Warriors in that area...
Image 202995   09-12-17   Uploaded by    Drump Porbs
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