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226519  Mr Bleak: I wanna work in that office...

228129  barfolomew: Please. I only trust Finder-Spyder for MY web searches.

226527  Mr Bleak: @OldKentuckyShark In theory, yes - but I've not seen it done. I've seen it in an ATM, a billboard, and a Kodak camera, so a fridge shouldn't be a major problem. Heck, it's been run on a Zune and a iPhone! "Hello World!" for the 21st Century. :D

226540  Mr Bleak: I turned it into a jigsaw for you!

228121  fanny: yeah it's "Ever wonder what cat litter and shit tastes like? Here ya go."

228112  mwoody: Anime body pillows for dawgs are a thing, apparently.

228072  Fiveninety: follow fashion? you mean the "dress like walking modern art" crap or just wear nicer stuff than jeans and a t-shirt? either way, no. act normal? eh, kinda. walk on the pavement? if there's pavement, sure. watch TV? that would be what it's for, yes. save for old age? ahahaha! if i save for anything, i'll stave to death. obey the law? yep, doing that. sometimes not so much the speed limits, but i live in the sticks and it's a "when in Rome" kinda thing. repeat after you? no. fuck off.

228128  Mr. Shine: *passes a bus stop, kills old lady*

228099  Not A Bot: Fuck

228130  Ihminen: Well I hope you change the way you set up your kit it looks like it's horrible to play on

228125  Robespierre: "Where to next?"

228013  Robespierre: @Mr. Shine You spoiled the "surprise"!

228024  Robespierre: I prefer mine with a side of Tide pods.

228121  WTF: It's his Groucho impression.

228122  WTF: So much America it hurts.

228026  Robespierre: It's been DONE.

228123  WTF: "You watch your mouth before I show you the back of my hand."

228037  Robespierre: Ring up my ant for me, please.

228067  carpwoman: Egg Bagel is my stripper name.

228038  Robespierre: A little breezy in there, wouldn't you say?

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227992 Robespierre: @glenalec From Blue Highways by William Least Heat Moon: "Who on Earth would eat wolf fish?" "Ask Mrs. Paul."

227864 Ulillillia: ah luvs mah gun

228024 Robespierre: I prefer mine with a side of Tide pods.

227970 DrNinjaman: Louis CK's going ahead with that self help book after all.

228047 SuedeOxford: When two people kiss, they form a long tube with an anus at both ends. This is not worse than that.

227816 Wooden Spoon: @Yurishiro: A troll figurine who comes to life, and decides to roam the countryside eating garbage.

227834 Felicity: @apoxia Better than sandals with no socks. I dont want to see peoples feet

227908 Mad Collager: @Otterman Sorry the link didn't format right. You can paste it in now, at least.

227950 DrNinjaman: Santorum Soda! Just like "Mom" used to make!

227927 elmstreet: You get em @Not A Bot



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 Mr Bleak: Now all we need is a baby Discworld to fit on him.
 Yurishiro: I have a land turtle so i can say every turtle is rad and you cannot contraddict me.
 Teechur: Release your inner turtle.
 PenguinBartender: Oh hai!
Image 202999   09-12-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
642
 
 Side Boob: This cat is awesome, and there's a lot of pictures of him/her out there.
 Robespierre: Disco Cat
 Dan Tagonistic: My god, its full of stars
 a robot: Nyan Cat: Origins
 PenguinBartender: "We were somewhere around the living room, on the edge of the kitchen, when the catnip began to take hold."
Image 202998   09-12-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
818
 
 eider: 1 cent is a pretty good butt-bargain.
 Mad Collager: I vote sparkling too!
 Yurishiro: You can't deny that's a good butt tho it deserves some sparkling.
 Cami: @funny in the wall I vote sparkling. Those four dashes make it funnier somehow.
 funny in the wall: is it farting or sparkling?
Image 202997   09-12-17   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
190
 
 Mr Shifty: This erotica clearly has an element of boy fun.
 Side Boob: NO U! :P
 FabricMan: Welcome to our U. You will notice it has no ladder to get out. Please keep struggling.
 Scoo: Welcome to our U. You will notice it has no 'P' in it; please keep it that way.
Image 202996   09-12-17   Uploaded by    Snow Plow
Score:
327
 
 tib gubb: when people complain about "crippling" college debt, i think about shit like this
 Himesama: Lots of Booty Warriors in that area...
Image 202995   09-12-17   Uploaded by    Drump Porbs
Score:
599
 
 Cami: @Robespierre I have no clue what that means. I won't catch up without help.
 Niels Bohr: I once went to Buckethead concert where he was a no-show because his van broke down .
 Niels Bohr: I once went to Buckethead concert where he was a no-show because his van broke down .
 Robespierre: @Cami They have them in Cleveland.
 Cami: Lunch supervisor.
 Cami: @Robespierre What's a phone booth? Is that when you take your phone into a closet or toilet for privacy?
 Robespierre: @Felicity This could be true, although I only know of my own secret identity ... now, where'd I put that phone booth?
 DarkTeddy: Cover of his mixtape Nipdealer
 Felicity: @Robespierre I had a dream last night that I was using friendly spaceship and there were four different Robespierres: Robespierre, Robbespierre, Mr. Robespierre, and Mr. Robbespierre
 Robespierre: What's he doing with my lunch on his head?
 Himesama: Kawaii neko
Image 202994   09-12-17   Uploaded by    Bagels
Score:
158
 
 AverageJoe: Why would you need dignity when you can have Facebook likes instead?
Image 202993   09-12-17   Uploaded by    parrotsnest
Score:
200
 
 Yurishiro: @Teechur Classic demon summoners talk
 Teechur: @Yurishiro I may have accidentally summoned a demon. Sorry about that.
 Mr Shifty: Florida? Texas?
 Yurishiro: @Teechur lie down buddy...that's ok yes..yeeees..you had a long day eh? Shhhh
 Dan Tagonistic: Same
 Teechur: DODI OPEN NEAS TNDI DE
 AverageJoe: don't dead open inside
Image 202992   09-12-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
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 Felicity: @Scoo Ultimately. Even if it was a faulty component, it was built by people
 Scoo: Human error, almost always
 AverageJoe: the world was a better place before Einstein invented gravity...
 Ulillillia: Too soon
Image 202991   09-12-17   Uploaded by    Borp Mento
Score:
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 Cami: @Mad Collager Where there's a will, there's a corpse.
 Mad Collager: @Wet farts I understand completely not wanting to cut power to something important. Of course, you can work much more efficiently when the wires aren't hot, so they'd probably end up doing without for not very long anyway. BTW, I am a veteran of sticking a fork in an outlet. It happened when I was a toddler, and I got really lucky. I think I felt a tingle, and some sparks and a little smoke came out of the holes, but nothing else. It blew the fuse, but nobody realized what I had done. I still haven't told my father, and that must've happened fifty years ago! I also never did that again. Maybe I should get one of those T-shirts with the stick figure holding the fork that says, "Stand back! I'm a professional!".
 Mad Collager: @Cami Where there's a will, there's a way!
 Wet farts: @Mad Collager agreed. I've gotten lucky a few times. I've been zapped quite a few times changing out pump motors on restaurant equipment both 110 and 220 because I didn't wanna kill the power to the unit and shut them down. Now I don't care I'll tell them they have to live without whatever I'm working on for as long as it takes me to fix it.
 Cami: @Mad Collager You have me thinking about putting a bonding strap across the two sides of my bolt cutters to be sure.
 Wet farts: @Cami that pair of wire cutters that cut the live wire has a piece missing out of its blade lol. I have no one to blame for that other than myself. Should have checked first.
 Mad Collager: @Wet farts You were lucky you only touched a small area and didn't complete a circuit across your heart. Of course, if you only touch the wires with one hand, it's really tough to complete such a circuit, especially while wearing rubber-soled shoes. Two hands though, that's a different story. So, no bolt cutters!
 Cami: @Wet farts I believe eye protection would be in order. As for live wires...BTDT. I have a mark on one side cutter blade and will never take an electrician's word again(never should have in the first place). The real shame was I had a meter with me when it happened.
 Wet farts: I don't get why people make such a big deal about putting a fork into an outlet. I've never been dumb enough to try it but I have mistakenly cut live wires and all it does is spark, scare the shit out of me and blow the breaker.
 Yurishiro: Lower left corner impossible, sorry. Keep eating tho.
Image 202990   09-12-17   Uploaded by    kensin
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