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249381  sparename: @Yam As an example - Eric Prydz - Call On Me, sounds terrible enough when played on radio with analogue compression for broadcast but when digitised as well is just nasty.. I never liked the song but just like being reminded of the video..

249382  Mr. Whiskers: You cant say "doot" if theres no skeleton. Thats just science.

249390  Not A Bot: FINISH HER!

249384  barfolomew: They don't make "skin" crayons anymore, for exactly this reason.

249367  Air Biscuit: These 3d glasses are off somehow...

249389  sparename: Yes, the nanobots have increased the size of my red blood cells too.

249336  wolfpk: Connection to #249357

249361  wolfpk: *Temp workers

249387  sparenamelaptopdied: I hate to think what's at the other side..

249374  Zaxxoff: you think that's stealthy? wait till you find the hand dryer!

249375  wolfpk: Hint #249377

249378  wolfpk: @funny in the wall All the mogwai came from Gizmo. Mogwais are naturally evil, with a very few exceptions like Gizmo.

249385  Zaxxoff: lifehack #22

249387  Zaxxoff: everything they told me about marine biology is a lie!

249387  Side Boob: Dont fish near nuclear power plants (owned by Montgomery Burns).

249372  Mr. Shine: "I come from a long line of Registrars with a proud and minutely documented history."

249374  Mr. Shine: *stumbles into*

249377  Mr. Shine: I love you, box!

249378  Mr. Shine: @funny in the wall getting them wet makes more. Feeding them after midnight is what makes gremlins. Getting original gizmo wet is what made the @sshole clones.

249322  Social Vegan: ummm........

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249243 Side Boob: Hey! It's that one guy from 'Bosom Buddies' on TV

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249148 Amy Housewine: Your halo is broken.

249182 tib gubb: it's in your butt boi

249142 dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I order potatoes/hashbrowns for breakfast just to give me an excuse to eat ketchup.

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249275 PenguinBartender: Undo the bottom button, damnit.

249175 Otterman: @WTF (In Hans Moleman voice) Give me the biggest ice cream cone you have. No, that's too big.

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 Mr Bleak: Now all we need is a baby Discworld to fit on him.
 Yurishiro: I have a land turtle so i can say every turtle is rad and you cannot contraddict me.
 Teechur: Release your inner turtle.
 PenguinBartender: Oh hai!
Image 202999   09-12-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
664
 
 Side Boob: This cat is awesome, and there's a lot of pictures of him/her out there.
 gulpeg: Disco Cat
 Dan Tagonistic: My god, its full of stars
 a robot: Nyan Cat: Origins
 PenguinBartender: "We were somewhere around the living room, on the edge of the kitchen, when the catnip began to take hold."
Image 202998   09-12-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
883
 
 eider: 1 cent is a pretty good butt-bargain.
 Mad Collager: I vote sparkling too!
 Yurishiro: You can't deny that's a good butt tho it deserves some sparkling.
 Cami: @funny in the wall I vote sparkling. Those four dashes make it funnier somehow.
 funny in the wall: is it farting or sparkling?
Image 202997   09-12-17   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
190
 
 Mr Shifty: This erotica clearly has an element of boy fun.
 Side Boob: NO U! :P
 FabricMan: Welcome to our U. You will notice it has no ladder to get out. Please keep struggling.
 Scoo: Welcome to our U. You will notice it has no 'P' in it; please keep it that way.
Image 202996   09-12-17   Uploaded by    Snow Plow
Score:
327
 
 tib gubb: when people complain about "crippling" college debt, i think about shit like this
 Himesama: Lots of Booty Warriors in that area...
Image 202995   09-12-17   Uploaded by    Drump Porbs
Score:
621
 
 Cami: @Robespierre I have no clue what that means. I won't catch up without help.
 Niels Bohr: I once went to Buckethead concert where he was a no-show because his van broke down .
 Niels Bohr: I once went to Buckethead concert where he was a no-show because his van broke down .
 NanananananananaCATMAN: @Cami They have them in Cleveland.
 Cami: Lunch supervisor.
 Cami: @Robespierre What's a phone booth? Is that when you take your phone into a closet or toilet for privacy?
 Toasted Taco Brunchito: @Felicity This could be true, although I only know of my own secret identity ... now, where'd I put that phone booth?
 DarkTeddy: Cover of his mixtape Nipdealer
 Felicity: @Robespierre I had a dream last night that I was using friendly spaceship and there were four different Robespierres: Robespierre, Robbespierre, Mr. Robespierre, and Mr. Robbespierre
 Vanna: What's he doing with my lunch on his head?
 Himesama: Kawaii neko
Image 202994   09-12-17   Uploaded by    Bagels
Score:
158
 
 AverageJoe: Why would you need dignity when you can have Facebook likes instead?
Image 202993   09-12-17   Uploaded by    parrotsnest
Score:
200
 
 Yurishiro: @Teechur Classic demon summoners talk
 Teechur: @Yurishiro I may have accidentally summoned a demon. Sorry about that.
 Mr Shifty: Florida? Texas?
 Yurishiro: @Teechur lie down buddy...that's ok yes..yeeees..you had a long day eh? Shhhh
 Dan Tagonistic: Same
 Teechur: DODI OPEN NEAS TNDI DE
 AverageJoe: don't dead open inside
Image 202992   09-12-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
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 Felicity: @Scoo Ultimately. Even if it was a faulty component, it was built by people
 Scoo: Human error, almost always
 AverageJoe: the world was a better place before Einstein invented gravity...
 Ulillillia: Too soon
Image 202991   09-12-17   Uploaded by    Borp Mento
Score:
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 Cami: @Mad Collager Where there's a will, there's a corpse.
 Mad Collager: @Wet farts I understand completely not wanting to cut power to something important. Of course, you can work much more efficiently when the wires aren't hot, so they'd probably end up doing without for not very long anyway. BTW, I am a veteran of sticking a fork in an outlet. It happened when I was a toddler, and I got really lucky. I think I felt a tingle, and some sparks and a little smoke came out of the holes, but nothing else. It blew the fuse, but nobody realized what I had done. I still haven't told my father, and that must've happened fifty years ago! I also never did that again. Maybe I should get one of those T-shirts with the stick figure holding the fork that says, "Stand back! I'm a professional!".
 Mad Collager: @Cami Where there's a will, there's a way!
 Wet farts: @Mad Collager agreed. I've gotten lucky a few times. I've been zapped quite a few times changing out pump motors on restaurant equipment both 110 and 220 because I didn't wanna kill the power to the unit and shut them down. Now I don't care I'll tell them they have to live without whatever I'm working on for as long as it takes me to fix it.
 Cami: @Mad Collager You have me thinking about putting a bonding strap across the two sides of my bolt cutters to be sure.
 Wet farts: @Cami that pair of wire cutters that cut the live wire has a piece missing out of its blade lol. I have no one to blame for that other than myself. Should have checked first.
 Mad Collager: @Wet farts You were lucky you only touched a small area and didn't complete a circuit across your heart. Of course, if you only touch the wires with one hand, it's really tough to complete such a circuit, especially while wearing rubber-soled shoes. Two hands though, that's a different story. So, no bolt cutters!
 Cami: @Wet farts I believe eye protection would be in order. As for live wires...BTDT. I have a mark on one side cutter blade and will never take an electrician's word again(never should have in the first place). The real shame was I had a meter with me when it happened.
 Wet farts: I don't get why people make such a big deal about putting a fork into an outlet. I've never been dumb enough to try it but I have mistakenly cut live wires and all it does is spark, scare the shit out of me and blow the breaker.
 Yurishiro: Lower left corner impossible, sorry. Keep eating tho.
Image 202990   09-12-17   Uploaded by    kensin
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