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253760  a sedated moose: The furry lizard is in my personal space again.

253767  a sedated moose: 3fArts is my rap persona.

253732  VeeKay: @RiderFan Not specified: When she actually was a virgin.

253535  Mr Bleak: Which one? Aren't there two at the moment?

253541  Mr Bleak: @jochenau What you see it two mirrors - probably fitted wardrobe doors. The left hand one is open, giving a 90 degree (or so) angle between them. The right one reflects a door we can't see to the photographers right, the other reflects the image in the first mirror. (You can see the mirror border, it looks like Cedar strips from here).

253767  Greifer: but no fucks given

253777  DOW: My favorite gum ever. Now I have to go to the store an buy some.

253549  Mr Bleak: How much do I need to pee in order to melt enough to have a dump?

253561  Mr Bleak: @Teechur We've always had fit cats - enthusiastic predation sees to that I suspect - including one that could jump onto a wall taller than I am in a single bound. The current murder floof can only manage about three or four time his height, but that doesn't seem to slow him down at all.

253697  Shay: Good god, did a squirrel mate with a bird?

253762  Side Boob: Cool, daddio!

253701  Shay: @Dr Awkward And like hipsters they don't keep the racket down at 3 in the morning.

253734  Side Boob: "That doesn't scare me. Work on it!"

253762  Greifer: koolcat

253712  Passive: Whew I feel the burn

253742  Side Boob: Not Steve, though. Fuck Steve.

253747  Side Boob: I see this with new 4-wheel drives in the winter. 4-wheel GO doesn't equal 4-wheel STOP.

253763  Urn BooUrn: Best Friends!

253764  Urn BooUrn: Best friends!

253733  Passive: Ew, why would anyone put that disgusting thing to his lips. Oh hey and there is a foot, too!

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253673 sporky: Don't look d.... too late

253709 Christina: @Winterneuro What if you use the coke and the pot?

253573 FireBreathingMarmot: Adult Onset Sudden Infant Death Syndrome

253571 dangerkeith3000: Trump of North Korea

253494 Robespierre: Sorry, Billy Bob, but I'm expensive this weekend.

253470 DrinkMixMan: Can we stop doing this?

253710 ignatz: I would NOT buy a used car from this person.. One careful owner, low mileage *ooh*(loosens tie) Full service history *Aah*(loosens belt) etc..

253507 Austin: For "2". Just like that velveeta and shells meal that I made for me and a... friend

253747 Side Boob: I see this with new 4-wheel drives in the winter. 4-wheel GO doesn't equal 4-wheel STOP.

253636 Zochrot: everybodys sick of your shit Scott



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Score:
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 eider: 1 cent is a pretty good butt-bargain.
 Mad Collager: I vote sparkling too!
 durian: You can't deny that's a good butt tho it deserves some sparkling.
 Cami: @funny in the wall I vote sparkling. Those four dashes make it funnier somehow.
 funny in the wall: is it farting or sparkling?
Image 202997   09-12-17   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
190
 
 Mr Shifty: This erotica clearly has an element of boy fun.
 Side Boob: NO U! :P
 FabricMan: Welcome to our U. You will notice it has no ladder to get out. Please keep struggling.
 Scoo: Welcome to our U. You will notice it has no 'P' in it; please keep it that way.
Image 202996   09-12-17   Uploaded by    Snow Plow
Score:
327
 
 tib gubb: when people complain about "crippling" college debt, i think about shit like this
 Himesama: Lots of Booty Warriors in that area...
Image 202995   09-12-17   Uploaded by    Drump Porbs
Score:
621
 
 Cami: @Robespierre I have no clue what that means. I won't catch up without help.
 Niels Bohr: I once went to Buckethead concert where he was a no-show because his van broke down .
 Niels Bohr: I once went to Buckethead concert where he was a no-show because his van broke down .
 NanananananananaCATMAN: @Cami They have them in Cleveland.
 Cami: Lunch supervisor.
 Cami: @Robespierre What's a phone booth? Is that when you take your phone into a closet or toilet for privacy?
 Toasted Taco Brunchito: @Felicity This could be true, although I only know of my own secret identity ... now, where'd I put that phone booth?
 DarkTeddy: Cover of his mixtape Nipdealer
 Vladimir Puta: @Robespierre I had a dream last night that I was using friendly spaceship and there were four different Robespierres: Robespierre, Robbespierre, Mr. Robespierre, and Mr. Robbespierre
 Vanna: What's he doing with my lunch on his head?
 Himesama: Kawaii neko
Image 202994   09-12-17   Uploaded by    Bagels
Score:
158
 
 AverageJoe: Why would you need dignity when you can have Facebook likes instead?
Image 202993   09-12-17   Uploaded by    parrotsnest
Score:
200
 
 Pront Remp: @Teechur Classic demon summoners talk
 Teechur: @Yurishiro I may have accidentally summoned a demon. Sorry about that.
 Mr Shifty: Florida? Texas?
 Albo Grungus: @Teechur lie down buddy...that's ok yes..yeeees..you had a long day eh? Shhhh
 Dan Tagonistic: Same
 Teechur: DODI OPEN NEAS TNDI DE
 AverageJoe: don't dead open inside
Image 202992   09-12-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
75
 
 Largehand: @Scoo Ultimately. Even if it was a faulty component, it was built by people
 Scoo: Human error, almost always
 AverageJoe: the world was a better place before Einstein invented gravity...
 Ulillillia: Too soon
Image 202991   09-12-17   Uploaded by    Borp Mento
Score:
545
 
 Cami: @Mad Collager Where there's a will, there's a corpse.
 Mad Collager: @Wet farts I understand completely not wanting to cut power to something important. Of course, you can work much more efficiently when the wires aren't hot, so they'd probably end up doing without for not very long anyway. BTW, I am a veteran of sticking a fork in an outlet. It happened when I was a toddler, and I got really lucky. I think I felt a tingle, and some sparks and a little smoke came out of the holes, but nothing else. It blew the fuse, but nobody realized what I had done. I still haven't told my father, and that must've happened fifty years ago! I also never did that again. Maybe I should get one of those T-shirts with the stick figure holding the fork that says, "Stand back! I'm a professional!".
 Mad Collager: @Cami Where there's a will, there's a way!
 Wet farts: @Mad Collager agreed. I've gotten lucky a few times. I've been zapped quite a few times changing out pump motors on restaurant equipment both 110 and 220 because I didn't wanna kill the power to the unit and shut them down. Now I don't care I'll tell them they have to live without whatever I'm working on for as long as it takes me to fix it.
 Cami: @Mad Collager You have me thinking about putting a bonding strap across the two sides of my bolt cutters to be sure.
 Wet farts: @Cami that pair of wire cutters that cut the live wire has a piece missing out of its blade lol. I have no one to blame for that other than myself. Should have checked first.
 Mad Collager: @Wet farts You were lucky you only touched a small area and didn't complete a circuit across your heart. Of course, if you only touch the wires with one hand, it's really tough to complete such a circuit, especially while wearing rubber-soled shoes. Two hands though, that's a different story. So, no bolt cutters!
 Cami: @Wet farts I believe eye protection would be in order. As for live wires...BTDT. I have a mark on one side cutter blade and will never take an electrician's word again(never should have in the first place). The real shame was I had a meter with me when it happened.
 Wet farts: I don't get why people make such a big deal about putting a fork into an outlet. I've never been dumb enough to try it but I have mistakenly cut live wires and all it does is spark, scare the shit out of me and blow the breaker.
 prius: Lower left corner impossible, sorry. Keep eating tho.
Image 202990   09-12-17   Uploaded by    kensin
Score:
215
 
 bug: Link: Go ahead, call the police.
 AverageJoe: said no npc ever
 jem: Shut up!
 San DoDo: same
 dobbiesdoogs: i do what i want *smashes vase*
Image 202989   09-12-17   Uploaded by    Remp Wulgus
Score:
264
 
 Side Boob: @Donut AND assaulting an officer / resisting arrest
 Donut: The tiger will be charged with obstructing a major road and fraud.
 when so: Not Hobbes!
 Admiral Alan: Ok but no.
 BavidDowie: technically correct
Image 202988   09-12-17   Uploaded by    CompletelyJoking
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