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204955  Drunk Orc: Jesus Would Go

204941  UseYourName: @UseYourName Fusilli reasons I guess

204941  UseYourName: Why would you do such a thing?

204938  Catcat: Also, for you rotting capitalist westerners out there: this there is a three liter jar, super popular in Eastern Europe and beyond for storing juice (usually apple) and kompot (usually cherry).

204938  Catcat: Cat tries to escape Russia by pretending to be an export good.

204955  dirtstick: For some reason I wasn't expecting Jesus to be goofy footed.

204829  ignatz: Not true love: he has no Micky's ears

204852  Cami: @moogerator Approximately?

204846  ignatz: It's a trap!

204954  Messed Up Dog: "We now return to *Shi-Tsus of the Serengeti.*"

204855  ignatz: They all look a little wired tbh

204861  apoxia: I don't think it's safe to stand there.

204868  apoxia: Irons, hair dryers, and clock radios - all items spurned by millenials. I guess that's why there are so many spare.

204875  apoxia: In New Zealand we squash these things on the road.

204875  apoxia: Cactus muffins

204953  elronhubard: That looks far creepier than happy.

204876  apoxia: How could this go wrong?

204875  ignatz: Hedge fun

204899  apoxia: I'll take the one on the right (cooler hair).

204908  apoxia: I know someone who lost part of her leg in just such an accident as a toddler.

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204876 apoxia: How could this go wrong?

204756 BavidDowie: Celestial

204808 funny in the wall: What's with all the potato babes? Not that I'm not in to it... Slavic genes run deep

204854 Spazstatic: Actually it looks like most of their comments have been removed, at least ones where someone replied to them.

204892 Dan Tagonistic: Shame it's only a 110v current - 230v would have jet-washed the floor for you

204819 jochenau: @Cami Ever since I randomly read the fetal alcohol syndrome article on wikipedia I often find myself checking people for the characteristic facial features :(

204779 Sadbot: @hajjpodge Too late, sucker #204853 #204855

204822 BavidDowie: There are full-grown adults who don't know that cultures all over the world have ancient flood myths so there was probably a pretty fucking big one way back and we're still talking about it.

204795 BavidDowie: I see you've played potty-spoony before!

204786 dangerkeith3000: Damn Furries.



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hat thrab uploaded 204562 (765 points)
fisto uploaded 204538 (733 points)
Salvador Molly uploaded 204577 (732 points)
Pizza uploaded 204628 (730 points)
SurfNTurf uploaded 204551 (716 points)
hajjpodge uploaded 204788 (716 points)


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 7. dangerkeith3000: 2721 points
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11. Yurishiro: 2017 points
12. Skinr: 2007 points
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Score:
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 eider: 1 cent is a pretty good butt-bargain.
 Mad Collager: I vote sparkling too!
 Yurishiro: You can't deny that's a good butt tho it deserves some sparkling.
 Cami: @funny in the wall I vote sparkling. Those four dashes make it funnier somehow.
 funny in the wall: is it farting or sparkling?
Image 202997   09-12-17   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
190
 
 Mr Shifty: This erotica clearly has an element of boy fun.
 Side Boob: NO U! :P
 FabricMan: Welcome to our U. You will notice it has no ladder to get out. Please keep struggling.
 Scoo: Welcome to our U. You will notice it has no 'P' in it; please keep it that way.
Image 202996   09-12-17   Uploaded by    Snow Plow
Score:
327
 
 tib gubb: when people complain about "crippling" college debt, i think about shit like this
 Himesama: Lots of Booty Warriors in that area...
Image 202995   09-12-17   Uploaded by    Drump Porbs
Score:
599
 
 Cami: @Robespierre I have no clue what that means. I won't catch up without help.
 Niels Bohr: I once went to Buckethead concert where he was a no-show because his van broke down .
 Niels Bohr: I once went to Buckethead concert where he was a no-show because his van broke down .
 Robespierre: @Cami They have them in Cleveland.
 Cami: Lunch supervisor.
 Cami: @Robespierre What's a phone booth? Is that when you take your phone into a closet or toilet for privacy?
 Robespierre: @Felicity This could be true, although I only know of my own secret identity ... now, where'd I put that phone booth?
 DarkTeddy: Cover of his mixtape Nipdealer
 Felicity: @Robespierre I had a dream last night that I was using friendly spaceship and there were four different Robespierres: Robespierre, Robbespierre, Mr. Robespierre, and Mr. Robbespierre
 Robespierre: What's he doing with my lunch on his head?
 Himesama: Kawaii neko
Image 202994   09-12-17   Uploaded by    Bagels
Score:
158
 
 AverageJoe: Why would you need dignity when you can have Facebook likes instead?
Image 202993   09-12-17   Uploaded by    parrotsnest
Score:
200
 
 Yurishiro: @Teechur Classic demon summoners talk
 Teechur: @Yurishiro I may have accidentally summoned a demon. Sorry about that.
 Mr Shifty: Florida? Texas?
 Yurishiro: @Teechur lie down buddy...that's ok yes..yeeees..you had a long day eh? Shhhh
 Dan Tagonistic: Same
 Teechur: DODI OPEN NEAS TNDI DE
 AverageJoe: don't dead open inside
Image 202992   09-12-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
75
 
 Felicity: @Scoo Ultimately. Even if it was a faulty component, it was built by people
 Scoo: Human error, almost always
 AverageJoe: the world was a better place before Einstein invented gravity...
 Ulillillia: Too soon
Image 202991   09-12-17   Uploaded by    Borp Mento
Score:
545
 
 Cami: @Mad Collager Where there's a will, there's a corpse.
 Mad Collager: @Wet farts I understand completely not wanting to cut power to something important. Of course, you can work much more efficiently when the wires aren't hot, so they'd probably end up doing without for not very long anyway. BTW, I am a veteran of sticking a fork in an outlet. It happened when I was a toddler, and I got really lucky. I think I felt a tingle, and some sparks and a little smoke came out of the holes, but nothing else. It blew the fuse, but nobody realized what I had done. I still haven't told my father, and that must've happened fifty years ago! I also never did that again. Maybe I should get one of those T-shirts with the stick figure holding the fork that says, "Stand back! I'm a professional!".
 Mad Collager: @Cami Where there's a will, there's a way!
 Wet farts: @Mad Collager agreed. I've gotten lucky a few times. I've been zapped quite a few times changing out pump motors on restaurant equipment both 110 and 220 because I didn't wanna kill the power to the unit and shut them down. Now I don't care I'll tell them they have to live without whatever I'm working on for as long as it takes me to fix it.
 Cami: @Mad Collager You have me thinking about putting a bonding strap across the two sides of my bolt cutters to be sure.
 Wet farts: @Cami that pair of wire cutters that cut the live wire has a piece missing out of its blade lol. I have no one to blame for that other than myself. Should have checked first.
 Mad Collager: @Wet farts You were lucky you only touched a small area and didn't complete a circuit across your heart. Of course, if you only touch the wires with one hand, it's really tough to complete such a circuit, especially while wearing rubber-soled shoes. Two hands though, that's a different story. So, no bolt cutters!
 Cami: @Wet farts I believe eye protection would be in order. As for live wires...BTDT. I have a mark on one side cutter blade and will never take an electrician's word again(never should have in the first place). The real shame was I had a meter with me when it happened.
 Wet farts: I don't get why people make such a big deal about putting a fork into an outlet. I've never been dumb enough to try it but I have mistakenly cut live wires and all it does is spark, scare the shit out of me and blow the breaker.
 Yurishiro: Lower left corner impossible, sorry. Keep eating tho.
Image 202990   09-12-17   Uploaded by    kensin
Score:
215
 
 bug: Link: Go ahead, call the police.
 AverageJoe: said no npc ever
 Yurishiro: Shut up!
 San DoDo: same
 dobbiesdoogs: i do what i want *smashes vase*
Image 202989   09-12-17   Uploaded by    Remp Wulgus
Score:
264
 
 Side Boob: @Donut AND assaulting an officer / resisting arrest
 Donut: The tiger will be charged with obstructing a major road and fraud.
 when so: Not Hobbes!
 Yurishiro: Ok but no.
 BavidDowie: technically correct
Image 202988   09-12-17   Uploaded by    CompletelyJoking
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