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216729  ignatz: Is this what they call bukkake?

216730  ignatz: @Yurishiro But what's the strange 6-legged animal in the 3rd panel?

216693  El hefe: Lemonparty.org

216727  Salvador Molly: I work outside with no wind protection and occasional 50+mph winds. This is accurate.

216699  El hefe: Not a llama

216708  Dan Tagonistic: @Catcat Same - a few pictures of cats as it happens

216726  Yurishiro: PRESENCE BEHIND: ACTIVATE KILL MODE. QUACK.

216727  Yurishiro: Women eh? Eh?? *high five the next random guy*

216728  Yurishiro: Is this a time capsule?

216730  Yurishiro: This web comic is incredibly well drawn.

216727  wooden boy: I concur.

216582  Yurishiro: BIRTHNAY SMEARS!!!!! WOOOOO!

216584  Yurishiro: Girl he treats you so fiiiine

216717  sparename: No room for rally-track or runway, not even enough for a helipad, 1/10 - won't dream of again

216692  Sadbot: I have a sewing kit, whisky, a propane torch, a stick, and a knife. I'm set on affordable healthcare.

216719  ASTER: I hope they make it out ok.

216721  zrj235: Oxford Comma

216728  Prefuse: We started writing the dollar amount on a post it and putting that in the egg instead. Then you take all of your post its to grandma to cash them in. Too many wasted dollars before we figured that out.

216585  Yurishiro: Sorry penguin, we're just paramedics.

216588  Yurishiro: Cone of shame just became a cone of share.

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216629 Seven Eight Nine: This made me vote rad @sparenamelaptopdied

216647 Annoying Vegan : Huh. My dermatologist showed me this exact same diagram.

216539 jochenau: Oil heaters are RAD. I have no idea why people bother with those stupid space heaters that sear a small patch in front of them and leave everything else freezing.

216613 Felicity: On the no-frills airline, frills include stairs from the plane

216648 Felicity: Dubai is actually working on becoming sustainable

216537 UltraBeverly: This festival has EVERYTHING!

216495 Felicity: @sparename Keep going until you hear the crunch

216490 Yurishiro: HEY! How did you know I have "you reading this comic now." tattooed on my face?

216475 raditzu: heavy breathing

216460 Felicity: @Mustyrats Dont worry. Just a callback to #216464



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Score:
818
 
 eider: 1 cent is a pretty good butt-bargain.
 Mad Collager: I vote sparkling too!
 Yurishiro: You can't deny that's a good butt tho it deserves some sparkling.
 Cami: @funny in the wall I vote sparkling. Those four dashes make it funnier somehow.
 funny in the wall: is it farting or sparkling?
Image 202997   09-12-17   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
190
 
 Mr Shifty: This erotica clearly has an element of boy fun.
 Side Boob: NO U! :P
 FabricMan: Welcome to our U. You will notice it has no ladder to get out. Please keep struggling.
 Scoo: Welcome to our U. You will notice it has no 'P' in it; please keep it that way.
Image 202996   09-12-17   Uploaded by    Snow Plow
Score:
327
 
 tib gubb: when people complain about "crippling" college debt, i think about shit like this
 Himesama: Lots of Booty Warriors in that area...
Image 202995   09-12-17   Uploaded by    Drump Porbs
Score:
599
 
 Cami: @Robespierre I have no clue what that means. I won't catch up without help.
 Niels Bohr: I once went to Buckethead concert where he was a no-show because his van broke down .
 Niels Bohr: I once went to Buckethead concert where he was a no-show because his van broke down .
 Robespierre: @Cami They have them in Cleveland.
 Cami: Lunch supervisor.
 Cami: @Robespierre What's a phone booth? Is that when you take your phone into a closet or toilet for privacy?
 Robespierre: @Felicity This could be true, although I only know of my own secret identity ... now, where'd I put that phone booth?
 DarkTeddy: Cover of his mixtape Nipdealer
 Felicity: @Robespierre I had a dream last night that I was using friendly spaceship and there were four different Robespierres: Robespierre, Robbespierre, Mr. Robespierre, and Mr. Robbespierre
 Robespierre: What's he doing with my lunch on his head?
 Himesama: Kawaii neko
Image 202994   09-12-17   Uploaded by    Bagels
Score:
158
 
 AverageJoe: Why would you need dignity when you can have Facebook likes instead?
Image 202993   09-12-17   Uploaded by    parrotsnest
Score:
200
 
 Yurishiro: @Teechur Classic demon summoners talk
 Teechur: @Yurishiro I may have accidentally summoned a demon. Sorry about that.
 Mr Shifty: Florida? Texas?
 Yurishiro: @Teechur lie down buddy...that's ok yes..yeeees..you had a long day eh? Shhhh
 Dan Tagonistic: Same
 Teechur: DODI OPEN NEAS TNDI DE
 AverageJoe: don't dead open inside
Image 202992   09-12-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
75
 
 Felicity: @Scoo Ultimately. Even if it was a faulty component, it was built by people
 Scoo: Human error, almost always
 AverageJoe: the world was a better place before Einstein invented gravity...
 Ulillillia: Too soon
Image 202991   09-12-17   Uploaded by    Borp Mento
Score:
545
 
 Cami: @Mad Collager Where there's a will, there's a corpse.
 Mad Collager: @Wet farts I understand completely not wanting to cut power to something important. Of course, you can work much more efficiently when the wires aren't hot, so they'd probably end up doing without for not very long anyway. BTW, I am a veteran of sticking a fork in an outlet. It happened when I was a toddler, and I got really lucky. I think I felt a tingle, and some sparks and a little smoke came out of the holes, but nothing else. It blew the fuse, but nobody realized what I had done. I still haven't told my father, and that must've happened fifty years ago! I also never did that again. Maybe I should get one of those T-shirts with the stick figure holding the fork that says, "Stand back! I'm a professional!".
 Mad Collager: @Cami Where there's a will, there's a way!
 Wet farts: @Mad Collager agreed. I've gotten lucky a few times. I've been zapped quite a few times changing out pump motors on restaurant equipment both 110 and 220 because I didn't wanna kill the power to the unit and shut them down. Now I don't care I'll tell them they have to live without whatever I'm working on for as long as it takes me to fix it.
 Cami: @Mad Collager You have me thinking about putting a bonding strap across the two sides of my bolt cutters to be sure.
 Wet farts: @Cami that pair of wire cutters that cut the live wire has a piece missing out of its blade lol. I have no one to blame for that other than myself. Should have checked first.
 Mad Collager: @Wet farts You were lucky you only touched a small area and didn't complete a circuit across your heart. Of course, if you only touch the wires with one hand, it's really tough to complete such a circuit, especially while wearing rubber-soled shoes. Two hands though, that's a different story. So, no bolt cutters!
 Cami: @Wet farts I believe eye protection would be in order. As for live wires...BTDT. I have a mark on one side cutter blade and will never take an electrician's word again(never should have in the first place). The real shame was I had a meter with me when it happened.
 Wet farts: I don't get why people make such a big deal about putting a fork into an outlet. I've never been dumb enough to try it but I have mistakenly cut live wires and all it does is spark, scare the shit out of me and blow the breaker.
 Yurishiro: Lower left corner impossible, sorry. Keep eating tho.
Image 202990   09-12-17   Uploaded by    kensin
Score:
215
 
 bug: Link: Go ahead, call the police.
 AverageJoe: said no npc ever
 Yurishiro: Shut up!
 San DoDo: same
 dobbiesdoogs: i do what i want *smashes vase*
Image 202989   09-12-17   Uploaded by    Remp Wulgus
Score:
264
 
 Side Boob: @Donut AND assaulting an officer / resisting arrest
 Donut: The tiger will be charged with obstructing a major road and fraud.
 when so: Not Hobbes!
 Yurishiro: Ok but no.
 BavidDowie: technically correct
Image 202988   09-12-17   Uploaded by    CompletelyJoking
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