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257458  Science: saem

257461  Science: Firefox is in incognito mode

257597  Christina: When you are eating and someone tells you are fat.

257468  Science: @FabricMan: It's because the tribes sent out an advance party and they complained that the "Promised Land" wasn't nice enough. So God said, "Fine - then you won't make it there. Only your kids will see it." And when the last original tribe member died, they were able to enter. You do not screw with Old Testament God.

257606  Knice: *hits This is BAD*

257583  Shay: At least there's one benefit to live in NY.

257483  Science: @hajjpodge: You do realize that people of all races sag their pants, right? I don't care what color, creed, or religion you are, I don't want to see your ass while I'm trying to eat a meal.

257516  Science: Well, Well, Milton Bradley's got a def one / It's a Twister (Twister, Twister, Twister) / Yeah, all the girls and homeboys / Playin' Twister (Twister, Twister, Twister!) / Spin the spinner and call the shot / Twister ties you up in a knot

257609  rachel: Also, just wanted to mention that Mike did an amazing job. He gave that kid the works! Hot lather, full face shave, aftershave, and a hot towel treatment, as well as the back massage that comes with every shave!

257597  Shay: "Wait, this tastes funny. Oh crap, it's poison ivy."

257545  Science: Cap'n - it seems there is a wee problem with the transporter...

257561  Science: @Fiveninety: Some clocks are secured to the wall.

257487  bubbles: @Side Boob huh?

257598  WTF: "Your dog's bark sounds a little off." "Yeah, today he's a little hoarse."

257599  Knice: That's nice, dear.

257598  Teechur: Bye bye, Lil' Sebastian....

257442  Teechur: There should be a moooon orbiting her.

257586  Teechur: I hope you find your Dad, Buddy. Thanks, Mr. Narwhal.

257592  Teechur: A little Viagra and he should be up in no time.

257593  Teechur: Oh hai!

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257348 Urn BooUrn: @FabricMan It's a Dinghy!

257414 BavidDowie: @petepuma trunk is full of copies of 'The Grapes of Wrath.' Big Steinbeck buff.

257508 Whatever: I didnt know that the Teenage Ninja Turtles has an auntie

257558 Spazstatic: @a sedated moose thank goodness. Enjoy your vacation and drunkenness!

257468 Science: @FabricMan: It's because the tribes sent out an advance party and they complained that the "Promised Land" wasn't nice enough. So God said, "Fine - then you won't make it there. Only your kids will see it." And when the last original tribe member died, they were able to enter. You do not screw with Old Testament God.

257301 Munkybut: That dude is 11 feet tall

257454 a robot: @Christina Yeah! #112748

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257513 MasterTwig: People like this are 10 times more obnoxious than any so called "jocks".

257545 Science: Cap'n - it seems there is a wee problem with the transporter...



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Score:
279
 
 Mr Bleak: @Otterman So the shark won't drown.
 Gonzo: Might've helped - couldn't've hurt.
 funny in the wall: life west? what a beautiful people
 Prostata: W: sets the presidential at lowest setting GOP:"Hold mah beer..."
 Prostata: @Dr Awkward still don't miss him. He's just happy he's no longer the worst president
 Otterman: Why the flotation vest?
 charlemagne: putin still isn't impressed
 AverageJoe: 5/7, needs more explosions
 violentwrath: Texas is real yo.
 DangitBobby: Dubya's comin' in HOT!
 Dr Awkward: Never did I ever think that I would miss this clown as president. Who knew?
 Fancy Clown: "Yee haw!"
Image 202956   09-12-17   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
220
 
 nanananana: @Ulillillia wow, where do you get your sources man!
 Ulillillia: @Yurishiro I hear he's into Boney M
 Teechur: And now, let's segway into the most metal music.
 Bad Dad: Didn't know Rasputin was into music.
Image 202955   09-12-17   Uploaded by    inthrees
Score:
463
 
 Dr Awkward: @Annoying Vegan I'm pretty sure it isn't [spits sand out of mouth]
 Annoying Vegan : @Dr Awkward Hang on... is this actually a cake?
 Dr Awkward: Ooh, cake!
 Air Biscuit: If islands could play hockey, it would probly resemble this.
 neutron: @Fancy Clown no it's not.
 Fancy Clown: This is probably just a bare sand bank now
Image 202954   09-12-17   Uploaded by    celebgate
Score:
425
 
 PygmyGremlin: of course! @Dr Awkward
 wolfpk: How about just ripping a major fart inside
 Dr Awkward: @DangitBobby Whack off dusting in someone's face is sexual assault
 addend: *panting and wheezing on the 4th floor*
 Air Biscuit: Avoid awkward silences. Take the stares. (Stares at you)
 sparename: @Peter Pantsless My farts are measured in steps but not floors
 DangitBobby: God fucking damn it. C. R. O. P. D. U. S. T
 DangitBobby: @Peter Pantsless whack off dust them in the face as you walk upstairs in front of them
 Dr Awkward: You had me at "awkward"
 Peter Pantsless: But then how can I trap people in a fart booth?
Image 202953   09-12-17   Uploaded by    Borb Prembus
Score:
201
 
 Snowta: @Felicity Google image search Memphis Group... you will not be disappointed
 Annoying Vegan : Psh, they don't even have a wireless cone
 addend: @Zampano Looks like a paper party hat with rubber-band chin strap, but much bigger than usual.
 Zampano: dont know whats going on with the cone but im all about that wine and the bong, lol...
 PornoPedler: This has an eightiesness to it that I like
 Dr Awkward: This wine and cheese pairing seems awfully methy
Image 202952   09-12-17   Uploaded by    Jonananathan
Score:
536
 
 Mr Bleak: Oh - oh. The cat is out of the bag.
 Teechur: @DangitBobby Rad for username/switcherino situation
 grimes: Whaddya mean beautycase and not litter box??
 DangitBobby: *Aggro-vated sigh*
 DangitBobby: Amazing grandmother: it's what's for lunch
Image 202951   09-12-17   Uploaded by    flowers
Score:
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 msmstud: Makes for a very entertaining earthquake.
 addend: Do you want antlers? Because that's how you get antlers.
 Dr Awkward: @Yurishiro Count me in, as long as it isn't an overly buttery Cali Chard!
 Mr Mumble: @Dr Awkward no you got me wrong. It was "Murderer!" shouted with cheer and Joy raising a glass of chardonnay.
 Dr Awkward: @Yurishiro not a fan of the ol' murder dome, eh?
 Jorp Lulter: Murderer!
Image 202950   09-12-17   Uploaded by    fatman
Score:
260
 
 dorian: Shhhhhh...you are one with the sheets now shirt.
Image 202949   09-12-17   Uploaded by    MabelSyrup
Score:
485
 
 DrinkMixMan: good boy
Image 202948   09-12-17   Uploaded by    blue shoes
Score:
361
 
 Side Boob: Go on, Bors. Chop his head off!
 El Barto: Oh I gotta see tha...AAAAAHHHHHH!
 kshoxx: Call batman.
 wootman: Dan Perkins car
 Peach: [sfx: whatever noise a penguin makes]
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