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215895  WaffleIron: School... School never changes.

215898  Morn Bumbies: Goodenough for Moore!

215841  Hokie333: Hey Hey Hey...

215871  Dr Awkward: This is how some people imagine my menagerie of animals behaves. Instead, the the turkey chases the goose and the goats headbutt the dogs.

215887  a robot: I have no fucking idea what this means

215878  Dr Awkward: But due to the new "We Want Tobacco Free" policy on campus, he was quickly escorted by campus safety officers.

215849  wolfpk: How "It" really ended. They bribed a racoon with Cheetos to kill the clown.

215877  Felicity: Snagglepuss

215881  Felicity: I SEE WHAT YOU DID TH Error

215872  when so: @sparename Astronaut, but only briefly

215850  wolfpk: Oh, you don't have a doggy door? Well you do now!

215898  Backhand: A girl I went to highschool had this name also, except her first name was Shelby. Like she'll be goodnough.

215888  WTF: Plot twist-The vacant position is due to him firing his mother.

215867  square44: whose hand is that?

215868  wolfpk: He should be luck it's only half

215871  wolfpk: Now these guys are the real experts of Hakuna Matata

215864  sodamachine: Can you dig it?

215898  AFanOfSprite: I still don't understand how got the nomination over Ima Littlebetter.

215875  Mad Collager: @Warrax You know what they call a blood-drawer who screws up? A flubotomist.

215876  Mad Collager: This is where my cow and I have a parting.

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215642 Felicity: Id go to see a Second City show

215731 WaffleIron: @Spazstatic : Almost. I was advising a coworker whose career aspirations were not being assisted by management.

215656 burritos: same here @BavidDowie

215658 Cami: Mr. And Mrs. Hubble.

215793 VeeKay: FFS Santa, just play skins or shirts.

215782 Cami: If you do this every day at work then it really adds up.

215836 VeeKay: This is how you waste 82 course credits.

215648 glenalec: Because grandma is dead, you insensitive bastard! (A vending machine fell on her while she was attacking it with her garden hoe).

215727 WaffleIron: @Butcherboy : For sure! My dad used to sing it to me. Being Canadian I thought that "Scranton" was made up.

215746 cenecia: "I like money"



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 6. digabigpig: 1587 points
 7. DeeeeeeeezNutz: 1492 points
 8. winwolf: 1474 points
 9. Rachelina: 1438 points
10. celtic: 1398 points
11. Oober: 1350 points
12. cannabis: 1278 points
13. cakefizzle: 1238 points
14. wooden boy: 1171 points
15. Morpen Lungus: 1155 points
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Score:
257
 
 Mr Bleak: @Otterman So the shark won't drown.
 Robespierre: Might've helped - couldn't've hurt.
 funny in the wall: life west? what a beautiful people
 Prostata: W: sets the presidential at lowest setting GOP:"Hold mah beer..."
 Prostata: @Dr Awkward still don't miss him. He's just happy he's no longer the worst president
 Otterman: Why the flotation vest?
 charlemagne: putin still isn't impressed
 AverageJoe: 5/7, needs more explosions
 Yurishiro: Texas is real yo.
 DangitBobby: Dubya's comin' in HOT!
 Dr Awkward: Never did I ever think that I would miss this clown as president. Who knew?
 Fancy Clown: "Yee haw!"
Image 202956   09-12-17   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
220
 
 Yurishiro: @Ulillillia wow, where do you get your sources man!
 Ulillillia: @Yurishiro I hear he's into Boney M
 Teechur: And now, let's segway into the most metal music.
 Yurishiro: Didn't know Rasputin was into music.
Image 202955   09-12-17   Uploaded by    inthrees
Score:
438
 
 Dr Awkward: @Annoying Vegan I'm pretty sure it isn't [spits sand out of mouth]
 Annoying Vegan : @Dr Awkward Hang on... is this actually a cake?
 Dr Awkward: Ooh, cake!
 Air Biscuit: If islands could play hockey, it would probly resemble this.
 Yurishiro: @Fancy Clown no it's not.
 Fancy Clown: This is probably just a bare sand bank now
Image 202954   09-12-17   Uploaded by    celebgate
Score:
425
 
 PygmyGremlin: of course! @Dr Awkward
 wolfpk: How about just ripping a major fart inside
 Dr Awkward: @DangitBobby Whack off dusting in someone's face is sexual assault
 addend: *panting and wheezing on the 4th floor*
 Air Biscuit: Avoid awkward silences. Take the stares. (Stares at you)
 sparename: @Peter Pantsless My farts are measured in steps but not floors
 DangitBobby: God fucking damn it. C. R. O. P. D. U. S. T
 DangitBobby: @Peter Pantsless whack off dust them in the face as you walk upstairs in front of them
 Dr Awkward: You had me at "awkward"
 Peter Pantsless: But then how can I trap people in a fart booth?
Image 202953   09-12-17   Uploaded by    Borb Prembus
Score:
201
 
 Snowta: @Felicity Google image search Memphis Group... you will not be disappointed
 Annoying Vegan : Psh, they don't even have a wireless cone
 addend: @Zampano Looks like a paper party hat with rubber-band chin strap, but much bigger than usual.
 Zampano: dont know whats going on with the cone but im all about that wine and the bong, lol...
 Felicity: This has an eightiesness to it that I like
 Dr Awkward: This wine and cheese pairing seems awfully methy
Image 202952   09-12-17   Uploaded by    Jonananathan
Score:
510
 
 Mr Bleak: Oh - oh. The cat is out of the bag.
 Teechur: @DangitBobby Rad for username/switcherino situation
 Yurishiro: Whaddya mean beautycase and not litter box??
 DangitBobby: *Aggro-vated sigh*
 DangitBobby: Amazing grandmother: it's what's for lunch
Image 202951   09-12-17   Uploaded by    flowers
Score:
326
 
 msmstud: Makes for a very entertaining earthquake.
 addend: Do you want antlers? Because that's how you get antlers.
 Dr Awkward: @Yurishiro Count me in, as long as it isn't an overly buttery Cali Chard!
 Yurishiro: @Dr Awkward no you got me wrong. It was "Murderer!" shouted with cheer and Joy raising a glass of chardonnay.
 Dr Awkward: @Yurishiro not a fan of the ol' murder dome, eh?
 Yurishiro: Murderer!
Image 202950   09-12-17   Uploaded by    fatman
Score:
260
 
 Yurishiro: Shhhhhh...you are one with the sheets now shirt.
Image 202949   09-12-17   Uploaded by    MabelSyrup
Score:
485
 
 DrinkMixMan: good boy
Image 202948   09-12-17   Uploaded by    blue shoes
Score:
361
 
 Side Boob: Go on, Bors. Chop his head off!
 El Barto: Oh I gotta see tha...AAAAAHHHHHH!
 Yurishiro: Call batman.
 Felicity: Dan Perkins car
 Peach: [sfx: whatever noise a penguin makes]
Image 202947   09-12-17   Uploaded by    dingding
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