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263380  Scoo: The catch: you have to watch them all the way from beginning to end

263377  Minnesotan: they can take everything in our apartment, but never our ability to play checkers on smartphones!

263376  Not A Bot: Top is some kinda skink and the bottom is...a bearded dragon?

263343  Robespierre: I prefer mine with a side of lingonberries

263346  Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263354  Robespierre: This cone porn is weird

263379  Knice: Friended in the friendist by my own gay friendist!

263362  Robespierre: And so it begins again...

263380  Knice: Good ol' Johnny Fappleseed.

263368  Robespierre: They're not called Saturn Peaches anymore?

263383  Knice: evry tiem

263373  Robespierre: Ride, ride, ride, hitchin' a ride...

263375  Robespierre: After college I went to try out for a defensive back position. Halfway through day 2 Red Miller pulled me aside and said "You're pretty quick for a white guy - unfortunately, that puts you somewhere around number 24 on my depth chart."

263373  tib gubb: off to a better life

263334  Robespierre: @Side Boob EVERY English dictionary disagrees, some more respectfully than others.

263357  square44: thanks, management. Thanagement.

263372  Teechur: @Annoying Vegan And they would reciprocate in kind.

263343  Korrok: Korrok approves.

263373  Scoo: Trash Panda

263382  dobbiesdoogs: jon gets his first erection

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5. ignatz
6. Not A Bot
7. tib gubb
8. a robot
9. Spazstatic
10. WannaBee



The top ten most commented-on images today:

263335 tib gubb: if it's green in the middle, it's probably unsafee

263070 wolfpk: *and blows

263297 tib gubb: is it self aware? that's all i wanna know

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263293 tib gubb: i've definitely felt some self reproach after sleeping with some of the people that i have

263346 Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263215 antipatterns: FUCK THE UNITED SNAKES OF AMERIKKKA

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263357 square44: thanks, management. Thanagement.

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley



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piratepom uploaded 263241 (766 points)
kittylitter uploaded 263086 (751 points)
redpeepee uploaded 263126 (744 points)
Fantasy uploaded 263316 (736 points)
zip file uploaded 262874 (735 points)
ignatz uploaded 263299 (733 points)
Mr. Butt uploaded 263050 (724 points)
entropy uploaded 262941 (722 points)
Religion X uploaded 263273 (721 points)
ashton uploaded 262906 (711 points)
crappypants uploaded 262943 (708 points)


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 5. kittylitter: 1879 points
 6. piratepom: 1839 points
 7. Scoo: 1552 points
 8. MikeWhiskey: 1487 points
 9. a robot: 1420 points
10. Side Boob: 1394 points
11. Murm Gungus: 1384 points
12. HenryVIII: 1376 points
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14. Mexico: 1335 points
15. Vladimir Puta: 1332 points
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Score:
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 tane: @Annoying Vegan I'm pretty sure it isn't [spits sand out of mouth]
 Annoying Vegan : @Dr Awkward Hang on... is this actually a cake?
 HighCactus: Ooh, cake!
 Air Biscuit: If islands could play hockey, it would probly resemble this.
 neutron: @Fancy Clown no it's not.
 Fancy Clown: This is probably just a bare sand bank now
Image 202954   09-12-17   Uploaded by    celebgate
Score:
425
 
 PygmyGremlin: of course! @Dr Awkward
 wolfpk: How about just ripping a major fart inside
 mickeyd: @DangitBobby Whack off dusting in someone's face is sexual assault
 addend: *panting and wheezing on the 4th floor*
 Air Biscuit: Avoid awkward silences. Take the stares. (Stares at you)
 sparename: @Peter Pantsless My farts are measured in steps but not floors
 DangitBobby: God fucking damn it. C. R. O. P. D. U. S. T
 DangitBobby: @Peter Pantsless whack off dust them in the face as you walk upstairs in front of them
 Colty Brumb: You had me at "awkward"
 Peter Pantsless: But then how can I trap people in a fart booth?
Image 202953   09-12-17   Uploaded by    Borb Prembus
Score:
201
 
 Snowta: @Felicity Google image search Memphis Group... you will not be disappointed
 Annoying Vegan : Psh, they don't even have a wireless cone
 addend: @Zampano Looks like a paper party hat with rubber-band chin strap, but much bigger than usual.
 Zampano: dont know whats going on with the cone but im all about that wine and the bong, lol...
 PornoPedler: This has an eightiesness to it that I like
 Beer 30: This wine and cheese pairing seems awfully methy
Image 202952   09-12-17   Uploaded by    Jonananathan
Score:
536
 
 Mr Bleak: Oh - oh. The cat is out of the bag.
 Teechur: @DangitBobby Rad for username/switcherino situation
 grimes: Whaddya mean beautycase and not litter box??
 DangitBobby: *Aggro-vated sigh*
 DangitBobby: Amazing grandmother: it's what's for lunch
Image 202951   09-12-17   Uploaded by    flowers
Score:
326
 
 msmstud: Makes for a very entertaining earthquake.
 addend: Do you want antlers? Because that's how you get antlers.
 forkbear: @Yurishiro Count me in, as long as it isn't an overly buttery Cali Chard!
 Mr Mumble: @Dr Awkward no you got me wrong. It was "Murderer!" shouted with cheer and Joy raising a glass of chardonnay.
 Starry Lemon: @Yurishiro not a fan of the ol' murder dome, eh?
 Jorp Lulter: Murderer!
Image 202950   09-12-17   Uploaded by    fatman
Score:
260
 
 dorian: Shhhhhh...you are one with the sheets now shirt.
Image 202949   09-12-17   Uploaded by    MabelSyrup
Score:
485
 
 DrinkMixMan: good boy
Image 202948   09-12-17   Uploaded by    blue shoes
Score:
361
 
 Side Boob: Go on, Bors. Chop his head off!
 El Barto: Oh I gotta see tha...AAAAAHHHHHH!
 kshoxx: Call batman.
 wootman: Dan Perkins car
 Peach: [sfx: whatever noise a penguin makes]
Image 202947   09-12-17   Uploaded by    dingding
Score:
226
 
 Air Biscuit: He looks pissed.
 Peach: Quit turning on the light.
Image 202946   09-12-17   Uploaded by    wwwdotcom
Score:
176
 
No one else has dared to comment. Will you?
Image 202945   09-12-17   Uploaded by    bigASShobo
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