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216486  Felicity: /The Wrath of Khan/ would have been a very different movie if Khan had been dressed like this

216491  Felicity: @Nope I hear that! Surprisingly, Ive had better experiences with LibreOffice (FKA OpenOffice) than MS Word. Images even stay where I put them instead of violently shuffling around

216564  WTF: Use Mr. Sparkle

216494  Felicity: @duckfarts Todays fish is trout a la creme. Enjoy your meal

216495  Felicity: @sparename Keep going until you hear the crunch

216504  Peter Pantsless: @Felicity @RiderFan We're allowed to kill them now. Guess I don't have to worry about Thanksgiving anymore

216578  Brain: Oh. My. God. How is that baby floating in mid air?!

216499  Felicity: Plot twist: the purple aliens are our future descendants, coming back to visit the ruins of Earth

216501  Felicity: @Skaalar Thats OK, because were still the most important thing in the universe :-)

216504  Felicity: @Peter Pantsless They taste like a loud, constantly-crapping chicken. [Source: John Keister]

216563  charlemagne: I'd send that one back to the kinder egg people and get your pound back

216568  DarkTeddy: Im 22 and im the right

216511  Felicity: Ghostbusters?

216513  Felicity: Did the cat take the photo of himself?

216575  melted plastic: The black cat has claimed you as its family. Not accepting him might be dangerous to your health.. I too have been claimed by a black cat.. Watch your back.

216516  Felicity: I love it when cats give you the sarcastic cat look

216517  Felicity: @winwolf Did you see that article about the cat who wanted a cheeseburger? Good reporting

216573  shark: I was born and raised in the Soviet Union and I remember that day. No matter what the propaganda says, our television programs were halted with the news and it was depicted as a terrible tragedy. Radio was covering this as well. No celebration, no "ha, stupid Americans", none of that. Simply a call to a moment of silence for the loss of fellow human beings. We even had a special assembly the next

216565  Yam: Id really like this image without the caption. Dont get me wrong, I like the caption too

216564  RiderFan: This is why I give a look of disgust to people who complain about having to wash the dishes when they use a dishwasher.

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216490 Yurishiro: HEY! How did you know I have "you reading this comic now." tattooed on my face?

216495 Felicity: @sparename Keep going until you hear the crunch

216436 Cami: @Air Biscuit Things go South long before they melt. If you need to spray and pray on this level you need one of the good guy guns from a John Woo movie.

216326 aoaoaoao: @dangerkeith3000 damn

216356 glenalec: I see a crater with ejecta. Ewwwww.

216475 raditzu: heavy breathing

216537 Not A Bot: Grab a Remora and make yourself at home!

216346 Robespierre: The Miss-A-Shift-er! It's patented! Order NOW!

216539 jochenau: Oil heaters are RAD. I have no idea why people bother with those stupid space heaters that sear a small patch in front of them and leave everything else freezing.

216479 Yurishiro: Gay androids only.



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 PygmyGremlin: of course! @Dr Awkward
 wolfpk: How about just ripping a major fart inside
 Dr Awkward: @DangitBobby Whack off dusting in someone's face is sexual assault
 addend: *panting and wheezing on the 4th floor*
 Air Biscuit: Avoid awkward silences. Take the stares. (Stares at you)
 sparename: @Peter Pantsless My farts are measured in steps but not floors
 DangitBobby: God fucking damn it. C. R. O. P. D. U. S. T
 DangitBobby: @Peter Pantsless whack off dust them in the face as you walk upstairs in front of them
 Dr Awkward: You had me at "awkward"
 Peter Pantsless: But then how can I trap people in a fart booth?
Image 202953   09-12-17   Uploaded by    Borb Prembus
Score:
201
 
 Snowta: @Felicity Google image search Memphis Group... you will not be disappointed
 Annoying Vegan : Psh, they don't even have a wireless cone
 addend: @Zampano Looks like a paper party hat with rubber-band chin strap, but much bigger than usual.
 Zampano: dont know whats going on with the cone but im all about that wine and the bong, lol...
 Felicity: This has an eightiesness to it that I like
 Dr Awkward: This wine and cheese pairing seems awfully methy
Image 202952   09-12-17   Uploaded by    Jonananathan
Score:
510
 
 Mr Bleak: Oh - oh. The cat is out of the bag.
 Teechur: @DangitBobby Rad for username/switcherino situation
 Yurishiro: Whaddya mean beautycase and not litter box??
 DangitBobby: *Aggro-vated sigh*
 DangitBobby: Amazing grandmother: it's what's for lunch
Image 202951   09-12-17   Uploaded by    flowers
Score:
326
 
 msmstud: Makes for a very entertaining earthquake.
 addend: Do you want antlers? Because that's how you get antlers.
 Dr Awkward: @Yurishiro Count me in, as long as it isn't an overly buttery Cali Chard!
 Yurishiro: @Dr Awkward no you got me wrong. It was "Murderer!" shouted with cheer and Joy raising a glass of chardonnay.
 Dr Awkward: @Yurishiro not a fan of the ol' murder dome, eh?
 Yurishiro: Murderer!
Image 202950   09-12-17   Uploaded by    fatman
Score:
260
 
 Yurishiro: Shhhhhh...you are one with the sheets now shirt.
Image 202949   09-12-17   Uploaded by    MabelSyrup
Score:
485
 
 DrinkMixMan: good boy
Image 202948   09-12-17   Uploaded by    blue shoes
Score:
361
 
 Side Boob: Go on, Bors. Chop his head off!
 El Barto: Oh I gotta see tha...AAAAAHHHHHH!
 Yurishiro: Call batman.
 Felicity: Dan Perkins car
 Peach: [sfx: whatever noise a penguin makes]
Image 202947   09-12-17   Uploaded by    dingding
Score:
226
 
 Air Biscuit: He looks pissed.
 Peach: Quit turning on the light.
Image 202946   09-12-17   Uploaded by    wwwdotcom
Score:
176
 
Cmon. Leave a comment. Don't be afraid.
Image 202945   09-12-17   Uploaded by    bigASShobo
Score:
684
 
 Yurishiro: Lots of good ones here ahahaha.
 El Barto: @Peter Pantsless You heated up what I made us last night. That doesn't count.
 Peter Pantsless: I told you I was making dinner tonight
 addend: Who's laughing at salad now? Nobody, that's who.
 Yurishiro: Potty for two.
 Felicity: Either shit or get off the pot, darling
Image 202944   09-12-17   Uploaded by    duckybox
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