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216183  Science: "Woah - sorry bro, you're not on the list. Back of the line"

216190  Science: Slams "Enemy" button repeatedly

216347  Yurishiro: Yup, that's the government M.O.

216348  Yurishiro: He's such a cool head he's used as a refrigerator.

216203  Science: @Nope: Can't deny me, bitch. I always win in the end.

216349  Yurishiro: Times were ruff in 2010 B.C.

216215  Science: Slugs? He created slugs?

216224  Science: Private Johnson lost his penis in a tragic backblast accident today...

216357  realjon: Omg where did you find this?? I have an uncle I NEED to get this for.

216232  Science: I say we start a war on May the 5th. Maybe call it Cinco de Quatro?

216268  Science: Connie Chung rubs this in his face every year.

216270  Science: @wolfpk: Wrong part though

216274  Science: @trelyate: I don't know - I'm sure there will be plenty of guys in masks groping mustachioed fellows.

216288  Science: @Air Biscuit: 15-20 pounds

216321  Mad Collager: At least one vehicle using this road was very effishient.

216357  Tacorleone: Goat at home, hold the phone

216304  Science: What kind of chip you got in there - a Dorito?

216308  Science: @Nope: But not doorknobs. They were invented in 1878. Therefore, the parents couldn't figure out how to get into the room and had to break the door down.

216313  Science: IS that like a boy band?

216322  Prostata: Jaws, Lester the Molester, Slow Larry, and The Slug.

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

216231 binglesnort: "Lisa's casting spells at an eighth grade level, you've sinned against nature"

216237 wolfpk: Trying not to puke!

216190 Science: Slams "Enemy" button repeatedly

216299 zrj235: if you eat a little baking soda or antacid when you take amphetamines, it can make them absorb better

216273 Teechur: @fanny @boozer Oh, yeah, they do! My 16 y-o daughter finds hers every now and then and plays all kinds of music on it for a couple of weeks. Then it gets "lost" again.

216098 addend: "The good news is that we didn't find any polyps..."

216191 Rev80: Finally, a public park with spooning practice equipment

216143 wolfpk: Now that's what I call a salad! Where do you get it?

216141 Rev80: Don't use that hydrant.. It's full of Super Mario Brothers Rule34 images..

216140 Robespierre: Hell of a posse you got there.



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12. arctic fox: 1122 points
13. PissedOff: 1102 points
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15. taiko: 1071 points
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Score:
199
 
 grizzly: I like how the dude on the left is like "Yep. Just a normal Tuesday."
 El Barto: @Dr Awkward Holy crab apples, I think it is!
 Yurishiro: Hey i think i saw that dance move it's pretty popular
 Dr Awkward: Is this a sidewalk baby, being delivered by a smart car driver?
 Catcat: The guy on the right is having a massive yawn
Image 202933   09-11-17   Uploaded by    cannabis
Score:
270
 
 wolfpk: What you do, don't give him meth after midnight.
 addend: Maybe /just/ once.
 Yam: I mean, seeing as Pumpkinhead has been around longer than Mewtwo... maybe meth is a wonderdrug!
 SharkysMachine: Mew. Not even ever.
Image 202932   09-11-17   Uploaded by    Wolfy21
Score:
426
 
 BavidDowie: What's really funny is that there are three more above this one
 Aufziehvogel: If you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back at you, yeah okay, but not NOW ffs!!
 Yurishiro: I'll shit in the LIVING room thank you.
 Derp Herpigan: I'd hook something up that mimics the sound of creaking, cracking glass, just for the added benefit .
 DrinkMixMan: Helps scare the shit out of you
 Catcat: Cures constipation in people afraid of heights
 WTF: When you literally want to "drop a deuce".
Image 202931   09-11-17   Uploaded by    georgerino
Score:
192
 
 Yurishiro: I love dexter!
 Catcat: @Felicity Alternative facial structure
 Felicity: Alternative covfefe
Image 202930   09-11-17   Uploaded by    p nut
Score:
85
 
 Air Biscuit: Pinkeys out.
 Yurishiro: Dismissed.
 Dr Awkward: I declare war.
Image 202929   09-11-17   Uploaded by    tiffany
Image 202928 is unbelievably bad (score -5) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Rembo Rompus. Boo, Rembo Rompus.
Score:
238
 
 Ulillillia: Big bang theory
 Catcat: Whoopee Cushion is a condom if you're mutated enough!
 WTF: Add a bottle of MD 20/20 and then we've got a party!
 RainbowTornado: I bet it's a practical joke gag condom....haha jokes on you, you're pregnant/have an std(sti?)/contracted AIDS!!!
 antipatterns: Whoopee Cushion? I don't need that fancy stuff. Just give me a good old fashion family value "fart bag"
 Dr Awkward: Are those cap going n rounds called "super bang"?
 Skinr: Making Whoopee?
Image 202927   09-11-17   Uploaded by    waffles
Score:
572
 
 vape station: @El Barto Why?
 El Barto: What's wrong with that b.....ba? Bat?...Oh. Well now I'm sad.
 Yurishiro: Ahem...brutality?
 Catcat: Na na na na na na na na na, bat dog?
Image 202926   09-11-17   Uploaded by    I Hate The Beatles
Score:
310
 
 jochenau: A problem has been detected and Windows to your computer.
 Felicity: Oddly, the building looks like an Apple IIGS
 SharkysMachine: Shattered windows etc.
Image 202925   09-11-17   Uploaded by    rockkstar
Score:
109
 
 addend: Just a little off the top, please. Leave the sideburns.
 Mr. Shine: Adamantium skeleton?
Image 202924   09-11-17   Uploaded by    anonimos
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