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258505  VoR: Wind will do that.

258595  Shay: The ocean called: they're running out of shrimp.

258619  addend: # Y M C A #

258617  Felicity: White scuff marks, I guess

258600  VoR: @a robot in case one gets ripped off. Glad I never need to evolve a second.

258617  Felicity: Then why

258620  addend: Tortilla swaddling fools 'em every time.

258613  VoR: Wat?

258524  Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258620  VoR: That's what they said after it'd been eaten

258618  FabricMan: "Lady Marmalade?" Really?

258622  Scoo: I assume avocados are just implied

258616  AlexDeLarge: Bender lives large and kicks butt

258621  AlexDeLarge: Borfkobouros

258606  Scoo: By the very reason of it being an "alternative fact," no citation is needed nor even desired.

258608  Scoo: The one person who ever paid for it

258618  a robot: Also he wrote two songs for the band "Disco Tex & His Sex-O-Lettes" which is basically the greatest band name of all time

258618  a robot: I went and looked up Bob Crewe and he wrote a lot of famous songs that everyone recognizes, but why do these old timey photos always look so goddamn creepy

258601  Not A Bot: KEVIN!! Knock first.

257001  Mr Bleak: How many times is Charlie going to do that? I think it's time he got interested in girls and / or boys.

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258402 Amy Housewine: I resent that: I might be a witless bum magician but I'm not 'just' a witless bum magician.

258383 Ironass: This genetic splicing has got to stop! Now they've crossed a woman with an owl!

258441 addend: (Finishes. Hibernates.)

258520 Felicity: Maybe point it away from the trees

258329 Felicity: The part of the Bob's Burgers episode where Bob pretends things are talking to him and he does their voices

258368 Felicity: I'm thinking eighties drug lord glass bricks, chrome coffee tables, black leather couches, ferns

258305 Felicity: IT'S AN UGLY PLANET! A BUG PLANET!

258524 Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258337 Felicity: I happen to like nice men

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas



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 Side Boob: @Catcat Multiplexing is a hell of a thing
 Catcat: "The Old Stockholm telephone tower (Swedish: Telefontornet ) was a metallic structure built to connect approximately 5,500 telephone lines in the Swedish capital of Stockholm. Constructed in 1887, the tower was damaged by a fire in 1952 and demolished the following year." - Wiki Apparently, it was built before underground wires were a thing.
 seahawks: I, too, have trouble drawing perspective lines
 Rat-Butt: The new Spider-Man movie is looking weird
Image 202918   09-11-17   Uploaded by    spydermon
Score:
370
 
 Mr Bleak: I'm sitting here going WFT am I looking at? So I check Google Image Search, and its a Cup Moth - Limacodidae. Which is Australian, so those spines are - of course - toxic (just not very, probably to lull you into a false sense of security).
 Never AFK: Dat vest
 Catcat: Lewd
 Dr Awkward: Errrr, I'll pass thanks. I not a big fan of neurotoxins
 Rat-Butt: That! That right there! That right there is a TRAP!!
Image 202917   09-11-17   Uploaded by    luxbu
Score:
146
 
 Jason Steak: This is the quiet part of the grunge song where the audience just sways back and forth gently
 Rat-Butt: One of us, one of us
Image 202916   09-11-17   Uploaded by    oregon man
Score:
298
 
 kornisjon: I dislike it when children have more style than I do.
 Mr. Shine: OK, fellas, look natural!
 snekeyes: Yeah, i made him do it, you got a problem with that?
 poetrysucks: Starsky & Hutch Babies
 Rat-Butt: The Omen reboot is...something else...
 WaffleIron: Not you Marty, YOUR KIDS!!
Image 202915   09-11-17   Uploaded by    Fuzzpot
Score:
459
 
 Mr Bleak: @Dr Awkward It looks fairly fucked already to me.
 jazzjunkie: Is this Outback steakhouse located in rural Australia?
 ignatz: The car infront is an outback
 In The Pocket: Great, now the outbackman Will appear
 SharkysMachine: @Dr Awkward it looks like it's already pretty done fucked up
 Dr Awkward: THAT'S NOT HOW YOU TOW AN OUTBACK! They're all wheel drive, man. You're just fuckin' that thing up :(
 lavender: I'm hungry now.
 Niels Bohr: Just wait til they have to back out.
 Nope: How do we know it is out back? Looks like the front to me
 Theta Zero: If only it was out back at an outback.
Image 202914   09-11-17   Uploaded by    Tacorleone
Score:
211
 
 El Barto: Interesting carrot placement. Definitely a male snowperson.
 Catcat: Do better
 Rat-Butt: The movie about Abu-Gra is taking a disturbing take
Image 202913   09-11-17   Uploaded by    fisto
Score:
331
 
 grizzly: Dwarf needs food
 Not A Bot: don't you call me pudgy, portly or stout, just tell me once again, who's fat!
 a robot: The store I used to work at had baby diapers and supplies on one side of an aisle and condoms/pregnancy tests/Plan B on the other side. We called it the "in and out" aisle
 mrd0t: Putting the booze next to the baby supplies is genius.
 Nope: Blue Velvet told me baby needs something else
 Annoying Vegan : @Ulillillia always.
 Ulillillia: Still?
Image 202912   09-11-17   Uploaded by    deadwombat
Score:
414
 
 kornisjon: Unexpected tenderness from kitty. Don't know what to do. Help.
 Catcat: @RainbowTornado I'm gonna do you A CLAW TO THE FACE *fight-or-flight goes to FLIP THE FUCK OUT*
 RainbowTornado: You're doing me a frighten
 Shay: Mrs. Kitty, are you trying to seduce me?
Image 202911   09-11-17   Uploaded by    Ignatius
Score:
192
 
 Side Boob: Time to move
 El Barto: We heard you humans have been killin our buddies and we're here to have a little chat with you about it. Why don't you sit down?
 Soviette: *lights a match while walking outside and throws it inside through a window without looking back* "Nope."
 Catcat: North-Eastern Switch Jumpining Joe is the most self endangered of spiders, as he feeds by licking the fat residue off light switches.
 forkbear: Oh hi. I saw a silverfish coming out of your light switch. Just wanted to help out
 ChubbyBuddy: deactivation of incandescent illumination? such a proposition would be inadvisable at this juncture
 Ulillillia: I hear the lights are staying on.
 mrd0t: On second thought, we'll leave them on.
 Zampano: so I guess were leavin the lights on
Image 202910   09-11-17   Uploaded by    trepanation
Image 202909 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by MikeWhiskey. We'll pray for you, MikeWhiskey.
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