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253294  Wooden Spoon: I used to work at a place that believed this

253297  Wooden Spoon: @dangerkeith3000: no one wants to be Topher

253305  a robot: Either your dog is a fox or your fox is a dog, I'm not sure which

253316  tib gubb: points for effort

253340  tib gubb: i want a sign about the mooch cage

253308  Wooden Spoon: Ive been letting spiders go for decades and this has never happened. They do kill mosquitoes for me though

253324  a robot: Is this a thing? I've never heard of this being a thing.

253326  a robot: Kitty loves you so much there are hearts coming out of her head!

253339  Wooden Spoon: What if they were also at the disco?

253340  sparename: I, too, am an honorary gentleman

253350  Wooden Spoon: Squirrel style?

253324  charlemagne: @sparename technically you only rent it

253320  FabricMan: Goofus infects 12 children in his school with whooping cough

253334  a robot: Death Takes A Holiday

253340  a robot: I have stood here before inside the pouring rain / With the world turning circles running round my brain / I guess I'm always hoping that you'll end this part / But it's my destiny to be the king of fart

253345  a robot: Well boo fucking hoo for you

253333  kazzy94: How appropriate, a ford that teaches you to walk places.

253344  Mr. Shine: *flicks lit match*

253360  hammy: Roll that beautiful bean footage!!

253340  Knice: Me so honry

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3. Robespierre
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253111 Wooden Spoon: Wheres my TAB?

253170 FireBreathingMarmot: No more rain delays.

253186 Coolguy: 13. Every Friday is Pizza day.

253189 Shay: @Wooden Spoon @wolfpk I thought it was a grown up Wil Wheaton.

253065 FireBreathingMarmot: I worked hard so my kids could have just as bad or worse.

253283 Science: @Side Boob ;)

253304 Science: Bring on the hordes, we have the sword / That smote the Goblin of Gygaxnor / Pray that the sisters name us as victors / Of the twenty sided die, yeah

253188 Teechur: @Warrax Good idea to loosen the nuts before jacking up the car. @well duh The last tire place I went to put the wheels on with an impact wrench. I have since replaced 8 studs and nuts that were messed up by being overtightened.

253159 Amy Housewine: @Wooden Spoon *Porkets

253303 raditzu: They got me, but You still should run!



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Score:
130
 
 Horp Lello: A portmanteau of hot and cold
Image 202792   09-11-17   Uploaded by    Air Biscuit
Score:
452
 
 Warrax: Anti-trousers for women propaganda poster?
 Haute and sweaty: Her breasts are practically hanging out of that shirt.
 Borkf: @Knice You got a lot of chickens that need pants?
 a spider plan: Roomy trou, yo.
 Himesama: Nice outfit.
 Butcherboy: Reminds me off when Fry carried an egg in his pants
 GiveMePlus: " I refuse to lay eggs in an onion ring. I Will wear egg pants and tanktop instead"
 Knice: There are days I could use pants like that.
Image 202791   09-11-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
636
 
 Borkf: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: Everybody please stop hitting reply all. I'm trying to get work done by my inbox is full of junk from people replying to these messages to everyone in the company!
 Derp Herpigan: @Zampano No replies on this comment.
 Zampano: No comments on this post
 Koopa: Here we go, the infinite cycle of redundancy.
 petunias: Fun office
 Knice: Those are pushpins.
Image 202790   09-11-17   Uploaded by    jazzjunkie
Score:
448
 
 Dan Tagonistic: Yoo noo nothing Jon Snoo
 waffle iron: @Mr Bleak this is accurate in so many ways. I second.
 SpaceCow: If we're talking in the Shakespeareian manner, I too would like to know nothing.
 Air Biscuit: This image gave me a northern accent.
 Shay: Thinking about those Frosted Flakes.
 Himesama: Looking at dinner like...
 Mr Bleak: Tonights forecast: 6 to 8 inches. Of snow, of course - snow.
 bad tony: Nothing is known here.
Image 202789   09-11-17   Uploaded by    humanfog
Score:
575
 
 Shay: Perfect advertising for stool looseners.
 DangitBobby: @Yurishiro that sounds like something Apollo Gauntlet would say
 GoodSir: "dude, you know that's bright AF right? Because you are kinda slapping my eyeballs with it."
 Derp Herpigan: Not a single entity passed that day.
Image 202788   09-11-17   Uploaded by    square44
Score:
454
 
 sirgallium: "Do you want yours rare or medium? What do you mean you've never had a burger made by a cat before? We make the best burgs."
 XLY: Dad cat is thinking about sealing in those meat juices
 Not A Bot: Why can't I say ap-pl-es?
 Dank Means: Careful, or Mittens will eat the grill next!
 petepuma: Ribs need a few more minutes
 Mr Bleak: Anyway, here's WonderWall.
 Shay: @Side Boob Or a SMALL grill.
 Side Boob: That's a BIG kitty
 magicmormon: Nice frack, you are hired
Image 202787   09-11-17   Uploaded by    pewdiepie
Score:
798
 
 Koopa: What, he's not going to go OwO?
 Air Biscuit: *story not covered by fox news
 runny999: It's called "the squunchies."
 funny in the wall: it's important to have some real news every once in a while. irma-shmirma
 maura: FINALLY the media cover something positive.
Image 202786   09-11-17   Uploaded by    isniffurfartz
Score:
778
 
 antipatterns: @WaffleIron Oh where the exit "wound" makes a mountain that extends many miles into space? Rad for Larry Niven.
 chelseachels: Can you feel the love? They all needed a permanent vacation anyway.
 charlemagne: we're jut lucky the lord was pleased when those scientists inflated the planet with the greenhouse gasses
 WTF: Oct 21, 2017. The dinos orbit intersects with Earth and they rain down to reclaim their rightful place.
 funny in the wall: what's compelling about this is that it implies a universal "down" direction, meaning there might be something underneath.
 poetrysucks: *kneeling down arms open* NOOOOoooooo
 Knice: I fucking knew it!
 WaffleIron: I thought it would punch a hole through. I think that was a plot point in ringworld.
Image 202785   09-11-17   Uploaded by    White Rice
Score:
186
 
 Phillee: is this for throwing money in the air or for catching money?
 Mentos Pormer: They should put quarters in there instead!
 Haute and sweaty: Yay, poor counterfeit versions of the lowest denomination. How fun.
 Dr Awkward: It's all about the Washingtons, baby.
Image 202784   09-11-17   Uploaded by    Prombom
Score:
268
 
 SharkysMachine: @grizzly AoE2 had the cobras, but AoE3 had a buncha rad monster trucks
 SharkysMachine: @grizzly "howdoyouturnthison"
 Vladimir Puta: Take that, Deadites
 grizzly: Age of empires 3 had a cheat where you could spawn shelby cobras.
 bubbles: The sheep to the left wins.
 WaffleIron: The battle of the triumphant triumph.
Image 202783   09-11-17   Uploaded by    Catcat
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