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244292  FireBreathingMarmot: Banksy goes conceptual.

244294  FireBreathingMarmot: "Where did I go wrong - eating a bowl of glitter, or thinking I could hold back that sneeze..."

244295  FireBreathingMarmot: Kubarbus.

244433  Not A Bot: Look upon my works, human, and despair.


244311  FireBreathingMarmot: His mom started him on a balance bike.

244323  FireBreathingMarmot: He made a lot of nickels today.

244455  Shay: I hope that's mustard...

244331  FireBreathingMarmot: I'm convinced it's the same people who manufacture hot sauce, craft beer, guitar and effects pedals.

244331  FireBreathingMarmot: "You want to know what you're eating, in a society in which regulatory institutions look out for businesses instead of people?! Haha - you're an idiot!"

244460  lecj07: Eyes may be the window to the soul, but they look like an alien planet.

244436  Dr Awkward: So THAT'S what red hair feels like.

244430  lecj07: Photoshop it into mascot please.

244431  lecj07: Smells better now.

244353  FireBreathingMarmot: Alien abduction. His friends will never believe.

244459  ThoughtlessGentleman: a cousin of mine told me about watching a drunk driver get pulled over while he sat in a diner. guy gets out of his car with a milk crate tied to him. safety first.

244432  lecj07: Well duh, why do you think Leo had all those inventions?

244354  FireBreathingMarmot: Bag Balm is good stuff. Heard about it from dermatologist.

244433  lecj07: Do you wanna have a beer maaaan?

244359  FireBreathingMarmot: Finally!

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1. Yurishiro
2. lecj07
3. glenalec
4. Felicity
5. dangerkeith3000
6. WannaBee
7. Side Boob
8. tib gubb
9. Scoo
10. VoR

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244301 piranharama: Paranoia in a space station tho...

244199 lecj07: I want to see her pick up loose change.

244300 Yurishiro: The skeleton that sdoot

244288 prius: going to need my glasses for this

244294 Malkchic: That looks like it'd be extremely uncomfortable

244406 Side Boob: Same.

244359 FireBreathingMarmot: Finally!

244419 XLY: *PRRrrrrt

244313 Christina: @WannaBee Keep trying!

244292 Felicity: Years ago, this used to be the first result when you would Google image search the word /splat/

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WannaBee uploaded 243990 (1153 points)
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Prombom uploaded 244018 (1132 points)
Horp Lello uploaded 244111 (1057 points)
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hexxx uploaded 244203 (1029 points)
Dreforian uploaded 244121 (1007 points)

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 5. Side Boob: 4912 points
 6. Scoo: 4632 points
 7. Not A Bot: 3615 points
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 9. Mr. Butt: 2953 points
10. foreversmug: 2932 points
11. Warrax: 2725 points
12. waaaaaat: 2703 points
13. dingding: 2656 points
14. E. HONDA: 2599 points
15. ChubbyBuddy: 2337 points
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 DarkTeddy: Nobody else will be there
 Ulillillia: Fozzie rules
 Scoo: Wakka wakka wakka wakka
Image 202723   09-10-17   Uploaded by    square44
 blue shoes: @DarkTeddy It's a BEAUTIFUL chin. The most beautiful chin EVER.
 DarkTeddy: Its the greatest chin. It does a terrific job. @Robespierre
 EndlessVanity: That's his CHIN, @DarkTeddy.
 DarkTeddy: Donalds gotta sick goatse
 bug: "DUCK season!" "DICK season!"
 DrinkMixMan: So basically, Rad and Bad
Image 202722   09-10-17   Uploaded by    square44
 El hefe: Not endorsed by Lance Armstrong
 Yurishiro: Good ol' butt oil
 BavidDowie: Polishing the 'ol bicycle seat, eh?
 Ulillillia: dee zee nuts
 DangitBobby: @Mr. Shine ZERO friction; punch yourself right in the bladder!
 Scoo: "Creaming your chamois"? Is that what the kids call it these days?
 Mr. Shine: That's gonna be one luxurious wank.
Image 202721   09-10-17   Uploaded by    bubbles
 whaleshark: OK, this is taking that "cutesy nonsense nicknames" for everything just a little too far.
 Mr. Shine: Football is your lobster?! Maybe you guys oughta start wearing helmets when you play!
 Spazstatic: @DrinkMixMan Dungeness crab is awful. It's gritty and bland.
 BavidDowie: Hurling is my Cajun crawfish
 DangitBobby: Right now, there are some homeless admen
 Scoo: Pigskin and Shellfish? Oy vey!
 WTF: "Waiter, this lobster looks and tastes like leather!"
 DrinkMixMan: Rugby is my dungeness crab
Image 202720   09-10-17   Uploaded by    veryblue
 Scoo: Just load up the back of the truck, please
 Butcherboy: we couldnt get yellow onions, because of the war. back in those days to take the ferry cost a nickle, and nickles had pictures of bumblebees on them. give me five bees for a quarter we used to say
 Fishy: I'd like to buy a yard of onions please.
Image 202719   09-10-17   Uploaded by    Bacon Train
 piranharama: @White Rice Mostly no, but anything' worth eatin' is worth wrestlin' here.
 Yurishiro: Oh crab.
 White Rice: @piranharama jeeze, is there anything in Australia that won't completely mess you up (only being messed up being the best case scenario)?
 piranharama: @White Rice An Australian mud crab can also break your finger of, they are more or less armed with a pair of bolt cutters. Go nature!
 WaffleIron: @White Rice : I've also heard the same, and supporting our facts is that gator-mouths are routinely taped shut with electrical tape on those gator-themed tv shows. I've never seen someone tape OPEN a gator mouth either.
 Air Biscuit: CRAB BATTLE!!
 El Barto: @isosceleswaffle Damn! Beat me too it.
 El Barto: @bug That took me way to long to get. But is a mighty fine gag. :)
 DangitBobby: Disregard the constabulary
 White Rice: @WTF from what I remember hearing/watching on various nature shows, gators have pretty weak muscles for opening their mouths. Closing them is a completely different matter (crazy powerful on the close) but if TV didn't lie to me, then a moderately below average strength individual could hold the jaw closed one handed (so long as there wasn't any thrashing about...that's where the trickiness comes in). Something like not even 5 pounds of pressure is coming to mind, but I take no responsibility for anyone trying to clamp a gator with their bare hands (but if they try it, watch out for the neck, there will be twisting & fighting back)
 isosceleswaffle: Shhhhhh...
 WTF: Which is stronger: the closing of a crab's claw or the opening of an alligator's jaws? Let's watch.
 bug: *boop* got yer nose!
 bug: That crab is about to see a friendly spaceship if you know what I mean.
 bug: I don't see this pokemon battle going well.
 Peter Pantsless: Somebody took a point in "badass"
Image 202718   09-10-17   Uploaded by    edgarallendoh
 Felicity: Ha! I have a photo like this of me with my cat when I was 15. And in photo it really looks like the cat is considering his next move
 Air Biscuit: Winter is coming.
 El Barto: What have you been walking on kid?!
 Butcherboy: white goes first kid
Image 202717   09-10-17   Uploaded by    salmiakki
 El Barto: The likeness is incredible!
Image 202716   09-10-17   Uploaded by    tehghost
 dorian: Such a sensation!
 El Barto: @fanny 1 + is not enough. All of the +++ needed.
 Annoying Vegan : This guided meditation is weird
 fanny: @Mr. Shine sssssssh just let it happen
 bug: Friends don't let friends do dressage on really, really hard drugs.
 Mr. Shine: Whaaaaaaaat??!
Image 202715   09-10-17   Uploaded by    Mister Beef
 phonk: The Tortex are good picks, but that dispenser - what; you supposed to stick that onto your AXE somewhere?
 Air Biscuit: Most of them are not stacked. How can we be sure the picks were picked from the top of the pile?
 Yam: I mean, the one on the right looks like a strap lock?
Image 202714   09-10-17   Uploaded by    Borb Prembus
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