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273711  Air Biscuit: *Furiosas handwork intensifies

273689  skittles: be white

273693  dangerkeith3000: Salvadore Dalila

273693  addend: "I plucked his nose hairs while he slept and made him cry."

273703  Mad Collager: @addend Why bother tail-gating when you can aggro-gate?

273695  addend: @addend *will.

273695  addend: My tummy wilk reassemble it.

273713  Mad Collager: Oh sure, but do you realize he hails from Caerbannog?

273695  Eleftheros: Pigsaw puzzle

273720  TaintJuice: You must have uploaded the wrong picture I just see a good boy

273707  addend: (Slays and eats giraffe.)

273711  addend: "Quick, take the wheel!" / "Okey-dokey."

273702  WannaBee: I am the night!!

273700  dangerkeith3000: Damn ninjas are after has baby back ribs again.

273663  Kikari: Those are some spectacularly striking eyes.

273690  Kikari: I want to pick them up and nuzzle them SO BADLY.

273706  Mr. Butt: I can still see the sun you fucken midget

273694  Munkybut: So many fingers

273656  tib gubb: like this?

273657  tib gubb: behind bars - where it should be

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273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273352 Sadbot: @SuedeOxford A search string that does not disappoint

273336 Side Boob: @Mr. Butt Hahaha! That was the best laugh Ive had in weeks.

273474 trelyate: ojom rof

273441 Knice: @Annoying Vegan I am going to use this.

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273365 Littlecraftywolf: @isosceleswaffle i am a furry i know that my point is going through security is the nightmare

273399 Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273505 Spazstatic: I don't use an insulated lunch box or the fridge. I keep my lunch in my backpack by my desk. Also means it takes less time in the microwave to warm up.

273555 tib gubb: I do love me some hot wheelz

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 blue shoes: @DarkTeddy It's a BEAUTIFUL chin. The most beautiful chin EVER.
 DarkTeddy: Its the greatest chin. It does a terrific job. @Robespierre
 EndlessVanity: That's his CHIN, @DarkTeddy.
 DarkTeddy: Donalds gotta sick goatse
 bug: "DUCK season!" "DICK season!"
 DrinkMixMan: So basically, Rad and Bad
Image 202722   09-10-17   Uploaded by    square44
 El hefe: Not endorsed by Lance Armstrong
 Vanna: Good ol' butt oil
 BavidDowie: Polishing the 'ol bicycle seat, eh?
 Ulillillia: dee zee nuts
 DangitBobby: @Mr. Shine ZERO friction; punch yourself right in the bladder!
 Scoo: "Creaming your chamois"? Is that what the kids call it these days?
 Mr. Shine: That's gonna be one luxurious wank.
Image 202721   09-10-17   Uploaded by    bubbles
 whaleshark: OK, this is taking that "cutesy nonsense nicknames" for everything just a little too far.
 Mr. Shine: Football is your lobster?! Maybe you guys oughta start wearing helmets when you play!
 Spazstatic: @DrinkMixMan Dungeness crab is awful. It's gritty and bland.
 BavidDowie: Hurling is my Cajun crawfish
 DangitBobby: Right now, there are some homeless admen
 Scoo: Pigskin and Shellfish? Oy vey!
 WTF: "Waiter, this lobster looks and tastes like leather!"
 DrinkMixMan: Rugby is my dungeness crab
Image 202720   09-10-17   Uploaded by    veryblue
 Scoo: Just load up the back of the truck, please
 Butcherboy: we couldnt get yellow onions, because of the war. back in those days to take the ferry cost a nickle, and nickles had pictures of bumblebees on them. give me five bees for a quarter we used to say
 Fishy: I'd like to buy a yard of onions please.
Image 202719   09-10-17   Uploaded by    Bacon Train
 piranharama: @White Rice Mostly no, but anything' worth eatin' is worth wrestlin' here.
 space: Oh crab.
 White Rice: @piranharama jeeze, is there anything in Australia that won't completely mess you up (only being messed up being the best case scenario)?
 piranharama: @White Rice An Australian mud crab can also break your finger of, they are more or less armed with a pair of bolt cutters. Go nature!
 WaffleIron: @White Rice : I've also heard the same, and supporting our facts is that gator-mouths are routinely taped shut with electrical tape on those gator-themed tv shows. I've never seen someone tape OPEN a gator mouth either.
 Air Biscuit: CRAB BATTLE!!
 El Barto: @isosceleswaffle Damn! Beat me too it.
 El Barto: @bug That took me way to long to get. But is a mighty fine gag. :)
 DangitBobby: Disregard the constabulary
 White Rice: @WTF from what I remember hearing/watching on various nature shows, gators have pretty weak muscles for opening their mouths. Closing them is a completely different matter (crazy powerful on the close) but if TV didn't lie to me, then a moderately below average strength individual could hold the jaw closed one handed (so long as there wasn't any thrashing about...that's where the trickiness comes in). Something like not even 5 pounds of pressure is coming to mind, but I take no responsibility for anyone trying to clamp a gator with their bare hands (but if they try it, watch out for the neck, there will be twisting & fighting back)
 isosceleswaffle: Shhhhhh...
 WTF: Which is stronger: the closing of a crab's claw or the opening of an alligator's jaws? Let's watch.
 bug: *boop* got yer nose!
 bug: That crab is about to see a friendly spaceship if you know what I mean.
 bug: I don't see this pokemon battle going well.
 Peter Pantsless: Somebody took a point in "badass"
Image 202718   09-10-17   Uploaded by    edgarallendoh
 thrilhouse: Ha! I have a photo like this of me with my cat when I was 15. And in photo it really looks like the cat is considering his next move
 Air Biscuit: Winter is coming.
 El Barto: What have you been walking on kid?!
 Butcherboy: white goes first kid
Image 202717   09-10-17   Uploaded by    salmiakki
 El Barto: The likeness is incredible!
Image 202716   09-10-17   Uploaded by    tehghost
 dorian: Such a sensation!
 El Barto: @fanny 1 + is not enough. All of the +++ needed.
 Annoying Vegan : This guided meditation is weird
 fanny: @Mr. Shine sssssssh just let it happen
 bug: Friends don't let friends do dressage on really, really hard drugs.
 Mr. Shine: Whaaaaaaaat??!
Image 202715   09-10-17   Uploaded by    Mister Beef
 phonk: The Tortex are good picks, but that dispenser - what; you supposed to stick that onto your AXE somewhere?
 Air Biscuit: Most of them are not stacked. How can we be sure the picks were picked from the top of the pile?
 Yam: I mean, the one on the right looks like a strap lock?
Image 202714   09-10-17   Uploaded by    Borb Prembus
 WTF: @RainbowTornado Joe Camel.
 a robot: Yeah, keep trying to come up with cute excuses for your disgusting habit. Sure.
 RainbowTornado: Deep thoughts
Image 202713   09-10-17   Uploaded by    Ignatius
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