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273311  Sadbot: Computer, show me jokes comma self

273286  WTF: Incorrect. That would be five in death years.

273288  WTF: PPS You park like an asshole!

273291  WTF: If I could do that I'd never leave the house!

273292  WTF: re:re:re:fwd:fwd:lolrotflmao

273255  LurkedMoar: Rats!

273294  camellia: Tina?

273190  UltraBeverly: More like malware that forced a download.

273251  BavidDowie: Foreshadowing

273265  BavidDowie: Nice buns

273273  BavidDowie: @lecj07 This isn't a cat wedding.

273299  Prostata: and whiskey

273263  UltraBeverly: Catpooter

273265  UltraBeverly: Let's see, 2 for me, and the rest split 25m ways. Seems right.

273306  BavidDowie: the irony

273308  BavidDowie: *anonymous comments*

273313  madmax1: All watched over by machines of loving grace.

273288  Teechur: Should have nailed it to the windshield so it doesn't blow off.

273300  Mr. Butt: fuck off

273295  Teechur: As I told my son, "Always know where your pen is."

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1. addend
2. ignatz
3. Air Biscuit
4. Teechur
5. Side Boob
6. tib gubb
7. Not A Bot
8. Passive
9. Sadbot
10. VoR



The top ten most commented-on images today:

273224 Uncle Phil: In the beginning of the year and I have a few questions about the Genesee county and I will be there at the same time as the new index finger in your where are you located and what are you looking for?

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.



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norgu5 uploaded 273084 (1052 points)
Side Boob uploaded 272795 (955 points)
frenk uploaded 272924 (899 points)
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BaconCake uploaded 273051 (855 points)
daver uploaded 272808 (809 points)
Pingu IRL uploaded 273038 (794 points)
Joetato uploaded 273149 (785 points)
topcity uploaded 272918 (770 points)
tears as lube uploaded 273082 (762 points)
Weedheart uploaded 273059 (750 points)
parrotsnest uploaded 272855 (746 points)
ratwa uploaded 272791 (741 points)
Shay uploaded 272798 (739 points)
140bpm uploaded 273040 (730 points)


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 5. Annoying Vegan : 1944 points
 6. dangerkeith3000: 1862 points
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 8. Never AFK: 1775 points
 9. Mexico: 1724 points
10. norgu5: 1648 points
11. deadwombat: 1563 points
12. shwoarty: 1547 points
13. daver: 1508 points
14. horny horn: 1505 points
15. parrotsnest: 1473 points
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 Spazstatic: Always a rad for this one.
 Mr. Whiskers: Where are the @@echoes?
 Pront Remp: Bats and trucks - who ever would have thought?
 Gomi Day: @El hefe an anthropomorphic fig visits his sister in the penitentiary?
 El hefe: How would you draw config.sys
 FabricMan: Damn kids today won't even get this joke
Image 202611   09-10-17   Uploaded by    square44
Score:
167
 
 Scoo: Needs more dog
 fanny: @Annoying Vegan lol how many times have you been able to post that comment? :)
 UltraBeverly: But is is made from real dogs?
 Annoying Vegan : This is actually a cake.
 Amy Housewine: Dogloaf cake.
Image 202610   09-10-17   Uploaded by    nimbus
Score:
46
 
 Mr. Shine: What is the hidden item? A dog leash?
 Air Biscuit: Secret stash 1 of 34 located.
 Butcherboy: Look in the tunk
Image 202609   09-10-17   Uploaded by    habbekratz
Score:
362
 
 GiveMePlus: Yosemite Gone Wild ... or silly, at the very least.
 UltraBeverly: Allllllll the novel-tees.
 Ulillillia: I hate when my in-laws show me their vacation photos.
 Hosebag: let's go water-skiing, it will be fun.... neigh neigh!
 Colbo Mundus: A family that neighs together stays together
Image 202608   09-10-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
113
 
No one else has dared to comment. Will you?
Image 202607   09-10-17   Uploaded by    Crim Tender
Score:
638
 
 WTF: @Gomi Day ... And that's how Diablo and I became BFFs.
 jazzjunkie: Buttersafe is RAD
 Gomi Day: ..want a pizza pocket or anything on my way back?
Image 202606   09-10-17   Uploaded by    Cami
Score:
536
 
 piranharama: Ey. Do you mind?
 White Male: I'm ready for my close-up, Mr DeMille.
 El hefe: The macro setting is not gonna work for this one
 Surprising: Birdwatching Just got real
 jazzjunkie: This is why you should always use a lens cap!
 Yam: Hope you brought extension tubes
Image 202605   09-10-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
253
 
 fanny: #216630 return
 WTF: Should be 'Dangling Lazily'.
 firesoup: Many people love Dick.
 Hosebag: You can wrap it up in ribbons, You can slip it in your sock. But don't take it out in public or they will stick you in the dock ...And you won't a-come a-back.
 Knice: Where you at, Peter?
 charlemagne: and the legend of rasputin was finally laid to rest
 fanny: yesterday my family and i went to a pond to feed ducks. After several odd signs and weird bug sightings my husband looked at me and said "If aggro-gator was a place it would be just like this." (he is not on here, btw, because as one scholarly user once said "I don't shit where I eat").
Image 202604   09-10-17   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
350
 
 Not A Bot: Fantasy-summoner reboot of Escher's "Drawing Hands"
 addend: "Be it ever so humble..."
 Mr Shifty: That and the low maintenance drains
 courtney: There Will Always Be A Loire Valley.
Image 202603   09-10-17   Uploaded by    Snow Plow
Score:
759
 
 Ulillillia: If you're not purple it's a Pple Slicer
 addend: Works great on half a nana.
 fanny: you know what you did, nana, now deal with the consequences
Image 202602   09-10-17   Uploaded by    Dank Means
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