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233460  DrNinjaman: This is more of a braising cut

233490  Not A Bot: do people actually use right shift?

233506  Warrax: @Mr. Shine The Peach has it.

233398  Chile Quornwrap: @Felicity looool

233517  Yurishiro: "All aboard the friendly spaceship!"

233517  Yurishiro: Internet dock is pretty busy today

233494  dangerkeith3000: I had a roommate and if he drank one of my beers he'd leave one or two dollars in the fridge.

233504  dangerkeith3000: Maybe she has a cyst.

233514  tib gubb: joe rogan don't fuck around with no thunderstorms

233509  dangerkeith3000: Proof that anyone who says 'I'm too big to wear a condom' is a liar.

233517  barfolomew: In this town, a glass of water is never allowed to remain upright.

233517  Peter Pantsless: Ah, dang, my aunt left her door open again

233511  dangerkeith3000: For some reason I find this room very comforting.

233512  dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I don't know about that, but some dude had his arm all the way up Yoda's butt in Empire Strikes Back.

232765  Mr Bleak: @carpwoman I had one (or one very similar) - it was a PITA as the buttons were so damn small I couldn't press just one button at a time with any finger...

233505  Dr Awkward: Suffocation. Now breathing. Don't give a fuck if I start my life screaming.

233511  barfolomew: @angry you might have had better luck with Annette Funicello or Jayne Mansfield.

232767  Mr Bleak: Walt? Yeah, I think we found Nemo.

233508  Dr Awkward: I think SASSAS is going all the way this year. Go skwaawks!

232771  Mr Bleak: The mission and meaning of Unicorns: Farting Rainbows.

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4. Felicity
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9. Side Boob
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The top ten most commented-on images today:

233335 Mr. Shine: Now look at your man, now back to me.

233418 Kaviri: *his

233327 Mr. Shine: @fanny Urine IS sterile when fresh, after all.

233364 a robot: @jochenau *chef kiss* Flawless!

233376 Science: I wanna Oompa those Loompas

233349 Whatever: Pretty old data if The Colbert Report is listed.

233370 Kaviri: Thank you for contacting bad dragon support center, how can I help you today?

233387 carpwoman: I remember my first beer....

233451 raditzu: green is the new... black?

233372 Side Boob: @Sadbot While I agree that some people are indeed weird, I think you are painting with an overly large brush. Maybe you just need to get out more. vOv

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fanny uploaded 233197 (1135 points)
Gentleman uploaded 233126 (1119 points)
sergeant uploaded 233119 (1106 points)
grizzly uploaded 233074 (1095 points)
funy speling uploaded 233054 (1090 points)
Mr. Shine uploaded 233341 (1048 points)
Mord Tingies uploaded 233165 (965 points)
a robot uploaded 233125 (963 points)
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Mr. Shine uploaded 233101 (957 points)

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 3. Peter Pantsless: 5226 points
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 5. ping: 4169 points
 6. Not A Bot: 2685 points
 7. frankie: 2518 points
 8. HatStand: 2333 points
 9. Side Boob: 2096 points
10. Annoying Vegan : 1965 points
11. nimbus: 1939 points
12. cannabis: 1930 points
13. a robot: 1717 points
14. au bon pain: 1690 points
15. Skinr: 1688 points
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 WaffleIron: Later, while the SIU interrogates the constable about accidentally shooting himself in the foot, he passes a signed affidavit reading "WORTH IT" across the desk and demands his union lawyer be present.
 Cami: No helmet?
 Amy Housewine: It was a very elaborate chase sequence.
Image 202428   09-09-17   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
 Entertainmentalist: I always wonder in situations like this, why they don't take one or two of the opposing lanes of traffic to move evacuating folks faster.
 Donut: In that car are at least twenty out-of-town looters.
Image 202427   09-09-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
 Robespierre: C'mon. Evacuate me.
 a robot: username/upload combo
 Mr. Shine: *blep*
Image 202426   09-09-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
 Mr Bleak: Either that is a very shallow bath tub, or that kitten has very long legs.
 WaffleIron: Put your hand in and watch the water turn red.
 Unbathed: @sparename Drat Changes not Bewlay Brothers never mind
 Unbathed: @sparename "With their backs on the arch" no wonder
 Ulillillia: Beautiful wet person
 sparename: " # I watch the kittens change their size, But never leave the stream, Of warm impermanence, And... # "
Image 202425   09-09-17   Uploaded by    Pingu IRL
 2Berries: I've had dreams like this
 AverageJoe: what's the worse that could happen...
Image 202424   09-09-17   Uploaded by    RiderFan
 Felicity: When your Zubaz start to cover your entire body
 Jabberwikket: Your guitar is a giant guitar pick....
 Entertainmentalist: That balalaika seems to be much larger than is necessary.
 UnknownSample: Talking Heads cover band
 a robot: @Not A Bot Yeah. "It's pretty big. I guess."
 Not A Bot: Let's face it, we're all going to make the same joke here
 Mr. Butt: Spot on username/upload combo.
Image 202423   09-09-17   Uploaded by    elronhubard
 Mad Collager: Bau had trouble shaking his habit that was formed during the war when he sabotaged Claymore mines by turning them toward the Enemy.
 FabricMan: When you want to hack the planet but you're high AF
 Unbathed: I know where everything is.
Image 202422   09-09-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 Skaalar: @SharkysMachine Damnit! You beat me there XD
 SharkysMachine: Ministry of silly walks prelim exam
 Yurishiro: Ouch!!! Who planted 4 nails on the floor??!
 redmonkey3: Far outside seems to have size advantage
 kinggheedra: QWPP multiplayer looking good
 Minnesotan: sure these new Toyotas are fast but I really question their towing ability
Image 202421   09-09-17   Uploaded by    chelseachels
 Teechur: Dude in yellow for scale. So you can measure it.
 Felicity: That guy is the conductor
 Mr Bleak: Are high notes more treble than they are worth?
 DrinkMixMan: Classically trained
 Mad Collager: This was an inside job. Signs of the staff are clearly evident.
 Unbathed: Train horn toot sol mi fa
 Butcherboy: Bridge out ahead
 Butcherboy: Hope that train doesn't run off a cleft
 Hosebag: Someone left you a note.
 dobbiesdoogs: someone's going to be in a lot of treble over this
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 Rat-Butt: They are about to murder a dog...and then come back for the punk-ass that thought it would be "cute" to do this...don't mess with a murder-death machine
 Unbathed: JL8 Bruce and Karen cosplay
 dobbiesdoogs: get in, we'll explain on the way
Image 202419   09-09-17   Uploaded by    grizzly
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