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228394  Robespierre: "If you want to be like us ... you must be a lickubus."

228395  Robespierre: @Not A Bot No worries - it's at 303 now, which is code for ... something.

228474  Otterman: Whenever I fart, I shout out "I'm Putin!"

228475  Otterman: 'Murica

228482  Otterman: Request more information, please.

228489  Otterman: Superglue makes posing cats SO much easier.

228490  barfolomew: Yeah, hipsters like to pretend they invented being pissy, but really, we've been assholes forever.

228493  Prostata: Spike Jones and his City Slickers!

228494  barfolomew: Technology has officially gone too far.

228485  Yurishiro: I'm glad none of your ancestors made the choice to not procreate.

228492  Ulillillia: Nice cropping, 'A' Hole.

228487  Yurishiro: y u no pet mee?

228492  Yurishiro: heh, clever

228488  Ulillillia: Next door to Waffle House

228493  Yurishiro: Ahoy, fair maiden!

228474  Coach Teacher: I'll play you for 40 billion dollars, man.

228477  Coach Teacher: Technically still liquid.

228480  Coach Teacher: As a chef, i see nothing wrong with this.

228490  Prostata: @tokyopig that's Pat's Steaks in Philly. It's been there since 1930 and they're famously grumpy.

228480  FabricMan: It's okay. Those are Free & Gentle Tide Pods(tm)! They're perfectly safe to eat

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3. Ulillillia
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228321 androbot: me too @Yurishiro

228347 dangerkeith3000: This is a cute picture but the next one is the money shot.

228339 kornisjon: Would it be fine if I read a magazine instead?

228351 Yurishiro: That toad costume is very mice.

228373 Zukero: Walked on a paper shredder?

228446 Coach Teacher: Mafucka, you ain't even seen that real shit yet.

228312 piranharama: Yeah, Im down. Kill me, Pete

228374 apoxia: White meat only.

228348 Darmstadtium: @Hyphae ... and yet we keep coming back... over and over and over and over again...

228313 Donut: Comic Sans doesn't make this quote any lighter.



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 9. saluted: 2010 points
10. EndlessVanity: 1977 points
11. Fast Sloth: 1961 points
12. greg: 1948 points
13. majorchamp: 1947 points
14. adeadcrab: 1922 points
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 Niels Bohr: @Knice wtf? I typed "ability, I swear. I meant no disrespect to your cavity.
 hat thrab: @Knice A google search turns up mostly AG links and then....THIS.
 Niels Bohr: @Knice your cavity to reference ancient images is unrivaled. Hats off to you eerie space librarian.
 RainbowTornado: I don't speak pig latin
 ThoughtlessGentleman: complete damned gibberish!!! nodobody speaking this baloney!! BALONEY!!!!!
 AverageJoe: Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit
 NoRagrets: Favorited for archival purposes.
 Shay: Gesundheit.
 White Rice: Majestic...af.
 WaffleIron: [PENTATONICALLY] In facit sejam dominae.
 Knice: OH SHIT :-D See #87692 for the first appearance of facit sejam on the Spaceship, courtesy of the late, great @PvP. RIP, Spacefriend.
Image 202413   09-09-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
569
 
 DangitBobby: Most one-sided asskicking that century
Image 202412   09-09-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
573
 
 Amy Housewine: Please form an orderly queue for your chicken dinners.
 Skaalar: @Colbo Mundus We're super ok with that in Losertown.
 Amy Housewine: SMOKE WEED ERRYDAY
 AverageJoe: *Whiners
 Rat-Butt: Smoking can give you lung cancer, drinking can give you liver cancer...drug don't giv cancer, buuuut, they do make you do stupidity d thing
 Gallifrasian: I won the cancer contest!
 soccer: We also gamble and whore.
 9inchfails: a winner is me
 Colbo Mundus: Winners get rich selling tobacco, alcohol and drugs to losers every day.
Image 202411   09-09-17   Uploaded by    Stom Premben
Score:
483
 
 2Berries: About to soil the one sock picked up
 Shay: That pig is still on my mind...
 Yurishiro: my body is ready
 jochenau: That's me *before* picking up a sock.
Image 202410   09-09-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
368
 
 Science: @AverageJoe: Shin Godzilla? Picked it up the other day, but I haven't watched it yet.
 Mad Collager: You look much larger on TV.
 AverageJoe: the latest Godzilla movie was fairly good (the japanese one)
 Rat-Butt: It stands against the wall and puts lotion on its body...
 Donut: The Miss Japan competition just got a bit more awesome.
Image 202409   09-09-17   Uploaded by    Pingu IRL
Score:
284
 
 Science: Looks like actual cannibal Shia LeBeouf.
 charlemagne: in a hundred years time, this will be hanging in a western civilisation exhibit in a chinese museum
 Shay: OitNB?
 trelyate: is that Luschek from OitNB?
Image 202408   09-09-17   Uploaded by    thrilhouse
Score:
775
 
 Science: "They makes these kids dress and act like robots. Messes 'em up so bad they think they're from the future."
 Not A Bot: Give me my ball back I'm going home.
 Shay: It's a Charlie Brown Brown Christmas.
 White Rice: "They get the kid high & make him fight a baby. Tell him it's him from the past come to take his birthday."
 illBilliam: "Kid's drugged, wakes up in a sauna. Five guys shine lights in his eyes and tell him he's trapped on the sun."
Image 202407   09-09-17   Uploaded by    Jotun
Score:
217
 
 Mr. Shine: @Gomi Day I used to know that, and my brain deleted the name of it. Thank you
 Gomi Day: @Mr. Shine tumblr. it was called dashcon - a hilariously inept shitshow.
 Mr. Shine: wasn't this from that failed Reddit convention? Or whatever?
 Gomi Day: ONE EXTRA HOUR!
 Rat-Butt: ITS A TRAP!
 fanny: Chuck E. Cheese has seen better days
Image 202406   09-09-17   Uploaded by    Capital
Score:
794
 
 Rat-Butt: This is why we can't have nice things...
 Mad Collager: This even makes abstinence appealing.
 Shay: Even the "Come To Daddy" Aphex Twin kids would be scared shitless.
 Yurishiro: Kin'ell!!
Image 202405   09-09-17   Uploaded by    Wet farts
Score:
648
 
 ThoughtlessGentleman: now that ive seen this i know i dont wanna see all that hermit crab junk.
 Mr. Shine: This hermit crab shouldn't throw stones.
Image 202404   09-09-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
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