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267950  Not A Bot: Stop it humanity, you're doing me a dispair

267869  brown tony: @Scoo lolol

267936  Micro Jackson: I know I've been whisking the cat for hours but it's still kinda lumpy

267940  Micro Jackson: Recursive

267942  Micro Jackson: C'mon pupper! Eat the homework like a good doggo!

267943  Micro Jackson: Low budget Titanic remake

267944  Micro Jackson: Off to wabbit skool!

267946  Micro Jackson: Gonna be hard to get the lasagne stains out

267947  Micro Jackson: ABSolutely not

267949  Micro Jackson: @hapi papi That's kinda the point. It makes as much sense as any other religion.

267951  Micro Jackson: 10: PRINT "BOOBS" 20: GOTO 10

267952  Micro Jackson: Why?

267955  Micro Jackson: It won't last

267957  Micro Jackson: Listen up, pup!

267958  Micro Jackson: Pump YOU up!

267938  MrBoffo: Snakes love this!

267943  MrBoffo: Swann's Way

267949  MrBoffo: ANT-KNEEEE!

267952  MrBoffo: None Of The Above

267932  dangerkeith3000: I don't get these pop culture jokes.

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3. DrNinjaman
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9. Spazstatic
10. Side Boob



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267930 Mad Collager: My, she has lots of spirit!

267620 Python77: Really, we are still trying the DuckFace thing?

267576 VeeKay: Johnny Tightlips.

267648 Christina: By the way, if not for crazy women, some men would never get laid at all.

267548 wolfpk: @Science As I said, FACTS NOT LIES. If you use easily disproven lies to bash someone, YOU lose all credibility. If you just use facts, you have credibility! It is just that simple!

267580 VeeKay: Not shown = Young Ettiene, who lives in an asylum.

267773 Shay: Put your hands in the air like you just do care.

267564 Bluetocracy: Leonard, put down the flashlight and take off that silly robe, I'm trying to watch tv!

267839 mammal883: @ignatz AND, I don't like the way the stripes on his tie and shirt don't line up...

267597 BavidDowie: All your bass are belong to him



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The Bees uploaded 267439 (781 points)
sundragon uploaded 267499 (770 points)
MrBoffo uploaded 267546 (758 points)
Niels Bohr uploaded 267640 (749 points)
Side Boob uploaded 267850 (746 points)
Paint Chips uploaded 267707 (745 points)


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 8. time is wastin: 1673 points
 9. static xyz: 1632 points
10. Shay: 1535 points
11. bbbrandon: 1530 points
12. Mustyrats: 1524 points
13. Double-Munched Tacotito: 1460 points
14. Annoying Vegan : 1454 points
15. Mexico: 1436 points
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906
 
 booger: U cant defeat humans c'mon,bee real
 Skaalar: @Dr Awkward Goddamnit, how did I not notice that lol
 luxbu: @Dr Awkward Nope, that ain't it
 jem: @Skaalar hmmm... "crops"
 Skaalar: Dying out and leaving 1/3 of all whack offs on earth unpollinated was the plan.
Image 202374   09-09-17   Uploaded by    carpwoman
Score:
599
 
 Tacorleone: @redmonkey3 Perfect
 redmonkey3: Meany
 Air Biscuit: @tib gubb its cats that like boxes.
 San DoDo: Stay!
 WTF: Yards for those micro-homes be like...
 tib gubb: please this is very mean to doggo
Image 202373   09-09-17   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
638
 
 Annoying Vegan : Those beans!
 Mr. Shine: The Spice must flow!
 dobbiesdoogs: *fist bump*
 piranharama: I mean, meow.
 piranharama: No one knows what it's like to be the bad man, to be the sad man, behind blue eyes.
Image 202372   09-09-17   Uploaded by    Vladimir Puta
Score:
651
 
 AverageJoe: the best kind of salad
 Supermansbrother: Ennui.
 Skaalar: Ugh, chicken salad and tuna salad are the only acceptable ones.
 Air Biscuit: These egg puns need more eggs.
 Side Boob: How much egg salad are we talking about here?
 WTF: Eggsalad? Now I understand why he's single.
 Mr. Shine: Mmmmm, egg salad.
Image 202371   09-09-17   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
377
 
 electrode: Good haircuts
 tess: Hardcore bj giver
 tib gubb: somebody's about to get a stick to the cranium in like .1 seconds
 yawgmoth: Helmets are for sissies
 Peter Pantsless: "Hey ref! Get your head outta yer ass! I mean that guy's head!"
 Chest Rockwell: Hang in there.
Image 202370   09-09-17   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
695
 
 Ronick: Suck it trebek
 Wet farts: I'll take "YOU KNOW WHAT THE FUCK I MEANT" for 500
 skillet: Classic Turd Ferguson.
 Mr. Shine: I worked part-time at my college library (go RMU!), and often assisted professors with research, etc. I was in Linguistics class one day and the professor walked in and called out "Hey, (Mr. Shine), how's business up at the library?" And I got to respond "It's been quiet." He stopped and put his forehead against the whiteboard for a moment.
 tib gubb: herp derp "college is real dumb"
 Sadbot: Good enough joke setup for Leslie Neilsen, good enough for me
 ChubbyBuddy: What is "a slap across you smart mouth?"
Image 202369   09-09-17   Uploaded by    PissedOff
Score:
515
 
 Wooden Spoon: The pillow on her dishwasher is also partially on her stove. It's making me nervous.
 LogicKitty: So much floof...must cuddle
 WTF: Some people just really enjoy cotton candy.
 tib gubb: fat kitty, fluffy kitty... still wanna pet.
 ChubbyBuddy: wait which end do i put food in
Image 202368   09-09-17   Uploaded by    cthulhu
Score:
228
 
 Porbo Mellus: Go go Gadget Fad
 Alaskan: Warning: do not judo chop antigravity acid
Image 202367   09-09-17   Uploaded by    S R N
Score:
462
 
 Darmstadtium: This is a metaphor
 redmonkey3: So happy with shadow effect didn't see alignment complication...
 Air Biscuit: Bathroom window escape.
 Mr. Shine: NotMyJob.jpg
 DerMantis: Building slurping fusilli pasta stairs is ok in my book
 Psymon: Fire escape for the peripherally disabled
 Peter Pantsless: You can now get to Hogwarts via elevated train
 Muncharito Beanworld: Close enough
Image 202366   09-09-17   Uploaded by    Pickle Dick
Score:
389
 
 god666: @DarkTeddy I hear thats like religion
 DarkTeddy: Im used to seeing my dick, other people not so much
 Peter Pantsless: Yeah, for them, maybe
Image 202365   09-09-17   Uploaded by    whipwing
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