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210559  ignatz: Need longer arms for effective dumpster diving..

210552  Side Boob: Yup, that's HIV

210556  savvoy: "...she loves me no...DAMNIT!"

210536  Synthetic Messiah: Witness meeee!

210563  ignatz: Don't forget Crinkle Cut

210516  trelyate: I would watch that crossover

210530  trelyate: IWSN

210555  fanny: @Amy Housewine aww i just tried to go there to see what other gems it holds but it's currently off line

210563  Horp Lello: If you have to ask, you're not ready.

210555  Amy Housewine: FUNNYASDUCK.NET

210480  UltraBeverly: @logono LAFD is about $1400 +$19/mile! Thanks prop 13.

210541  fanny: IM WEARING MY PAUL MCCARTNEY 2017 CONCERT TEE RIGHT NOW HE WAS FUCKING AMAZING

210554  WaffleIron: There's no bottom to the internet. It's not like it's a bucket.

210554  Dr Awkward: Quit slobbing my knob!

210484  UltraBeverly: This is why we say "differently abled" now.

210555  Dr Awkward: My calculator is ducked up

210555  WaffleIron: Because it's warm, because as calculators go it's a supercomputer, and about as power efficient as one would expect a supercomputer to be.

210558  WaffleIron: This is how ram chips are made.

210563  Rent A Dog: I think it is the frequency.

210549  Dr Awkward: UFARTED has strict fart-related policies

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9. Mr. Shine
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210334 Hosebag: @Side Boob Don't run! We are your friends!

210481 Side Boob: GRAAASSS...tastes bad!

210451 Niels Bohr: Hey there love angle.

210491 DarkTeddy: Holy shit @Side Boob

210366 a robot: @MabelSyrup Best not to call random women "bitches" aboard the Spaceship

210508 Cami: @tess Remember pagers? Bike couriers and drug dealers...

210528 UltraBeverly: What are these?

210323 Ulillillia: @dangerkeith3000 Only the good die young

210337 apoxia: @UltraBeverly I had a general anesthetic recently here in New Zealand and the price was just over $300. I thought that was pretty cheap.

210512 BavidDowie: HUGE PENIS! ...am I doing this right?



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NO JOKES uploaded 210205 (690 points)
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PygmyGremlin uploaded 210425 (652 points)
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gggina uploaded 210350 (633 points)
eradicator uploaded 210303 (624 points)
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10. flying sheep: 1196 points
11. cybeq: 1144 points
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Score:
906
 
 Yurishiro: U cant defeat humans c'mon,bee real
 Skaalar: @Dr Awkward Goddamnit, how did I not notice that lol
 Dr Awkward: @Dr Awkward Nope, that ain't it
 Dr Awkward: @Skaalar hmmm... "crops"
 Skaalar: Dying out and leaving 1/3 of all whack offs on earth unpollinated was the plan.
Image 202374   09-09-17   Uploaded by    carpwoman
Score:
599
 
 Tacorleone: @redmonkey3 Perfect
 redmonkey3: Meany
 Air Biscuit: @tib gubb its cats that like boxes.
 San DoDo: Stay!
 WTF: Yards for those micro-homes be like...
 tib gubb: please this is very mean to doggo
Image 202373   09-09-17   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
616
 
 Annoying Vegan : Those beans!
 Mr. Shine: The Spice must flow!
 dobbiesdoogs: *fist bump*
 piranharama: I mean, meow.
 piranharama: No one knows what it's like to be the bad man, to be the sad man, behind blue eyes.
Image 202372   09-09-17   Uploaded by    Vladimir Puta
Score:
651
 
 AverageJoe: the best kind of salad
 Supermansbrother: Ennui.
 Skaalar: Ugh, chicken salad and tuna salad are the only acceptable ones.
 Air Biscuit: These egg puns need more eggs.
 Side Boob: How much egg salad are we talking about here?
 WTF: Eggsalad? Now I understand why he's single.
 Mr. Shine: Mmmmm, egg salad.
Image 202371   09-09-17   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
377
 
 Felicity: Good haircuts
 Yurishiro: Hardcore bj giver
 tib gubb: somebody's about to get a stick to the cranium in like .1 seconds
 ignatz: Helmets are for sissies
 Peter Pantsless: "Hey ref! Get your head outta yer ass! I mean that guy's head!"
 Chest Rockwell: Hang in there.
Image 202370   09-09-17   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
668
 
 Ronick: Suck it trebek
 Wet farts: I'll take "YOU KNOW WHAT THE FUCK I MEANT" for 500
 skillet: Classic Turd Ferguson.
 Mr. Shine: I worked part-time at my college library (go RMU!), and often assisted professors with research, etc. I was in Linguistics class one day and the professor walked in and called out "Hey, (Mr. Shine), how's business up at the library?" And I got to respond "It's been quiet." He stopped and put his forehead against the whiteboard for a moment.
 tib gubb: herp derp "college is real dumb"
 Sadbot: Good enough joke setup for Leslie Neilsen, good enough for me
 ChubbyBuddy: What is "a slap across you smart mouth?"
Image 202369   09-09-17   Uploaded by    PissedOff
Score:
515
 
 Wooden Spoon: The pillow on her dishwasher is also partially on her stove. It's making me nervous.
 LogicKitty: So much floof...must cuddle
 WTF: Some people just really enjoy cotton candy.
 tib gubb: fat kitty, fluffy kitty... still wanna pet.
 ChubbyBuddy: wait which end do i put food in
Image 202368   09-09-17   Uploaded by    cthulhu
Score:
228
 
 Felicity: Go go Gadget Fad
 Theta Zero: Warning: do not judo chop antigravity acid
Image 202367   09-09-17   Uploaded by    S R N
Score:
462
 
 Darmstadtium: This is a metaphor
 redmonkey3: So happy with shadow effect didn't see alignment complication...
 Air Biscuit: Bathroom window escape.
 Mr. Shine: NotMyJob.jpg
 Yurishiro: Building slurping fusilli pasta stairs is ok in my book
 Psymon: Fire escape for the peripherally disabled
 Peter Pantsless: You can now get to Hogwarts via elevated train
 Theta Zero: Close enough
Image 202366   09-09-17   Uploaded by    Pickle Dick
Score:
389
 
 Felicity: @DarkTeddy I hear thats like religion
 DarkTeddy: Im used to seeing my dick, other people not so much
 Peter Pantsless: Yeah, for them, maybe
Image 202365   09-09-17   Uploaded by    whipwing
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