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254020  Amy Housewine: "I should buy a coat."

254029  Amy Housewine: Sticks and stones may break my bones/in Area Six they throw bottles and bricks and kicks

254026  Greifer: something died on your plate

254032  Laree: Gather round, children, for the legend of El Chupanibre.

254029  jochenau: Welcome to Still New Mexico, leaving Also New Mexico

254031  jochenau: @addend That'd be a good book title, I think.

254032  jochenau: Why are there so many songs about rainbows / and what's on the other side?

254041  OldKentuckyShark: Cannibalism? I mean, yeah, I'm not super hungry, but I could eat

254013  addend: *cloaca.

254016  addend: Don't have a clot, man.

254021  addend: @BavidDowie (Ricardo Montalban fakes cough, distracts doctor.)

254027  Sadbot: Yeeee

254027  Sadbot: Yeeee

254024  addend: Not featuring the singular feature of the swan, the elegantly curved neck.

254025  addend: *bad-ass.

253956  m o l e m a n: @Mr. Shine Lolz

254027  addend: "Heyyy, buuuddy."

254031  addend: (Silence at the equator.)

253931  a sedated moose: @Mr. Shine srsly

253994  raditzu: There is nothing ugly spoiling the general beauty of the surrounding.

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253710 trelyate: well that's one way to prevent theft

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253709 FranzTrashka: Needs more coke

253747 IKEA Lady: Improper handling aid

253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

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253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy

253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker



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 booger: U cant defeat humans c'mon,bee real
 Skaalar: @Dr Awkward Goddamnit, how did I not notice that lol
 Dr Awkward: @Dr Awkward Nope, that ain't it
 Dr Awkward: @Skaalar hmmm... "crops"
 Skaalar: Dying out and leaving 1/3 of all whack offs on earth unpollinated was the plan.
Image 202374   09-09-17   Uploaded by    carpwoman
Score:
599
 
 Tacorleone: @redmonkey3 Perfect
 redmonkey3: Meany
 Air Biscuit: @tib gubb its cats that like boxes.
 San DoDo: Stay!
 WTF: Yards for those micro-homes be like...
 tib gubb: please this is very mean to doggo
Image 202373   09-09-17   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
638
 
 Annoying Vegan : Those beans!
 Mr. Shine: The Spice must flow!
 dobbiesdoogs: *fist bump*
 piranharama: I mean, meow.
 piranharama: No one knows what it's like to be the bad man, to be the sad man, behind blue eyes.
Image 202372   09-09-17   Uploaded by    Vladimir Puta
Score:
651
 
 AverageJoe: the best kind of salad
 Supermansbrother: Ennui.
 Skaalar: Ugh, chicken salad and tuna salad are the only acceptable ones.
 Air Biscuit: These egg puns need more eggs.
 Side Boob: How much egg salad are we talking about here?
 WTF: Eggsalad? Now I understand why he's single.
 Mr. Shine: Mmmmm, egg salad.
Image 202371   09-09-17   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
377
 
 electrode: Good haircuts
 tess: Hardcore bj giver
 tib gubb: somebody's about to get a stick to the cranium in like .1 seconds
 ignatz: Helmets are for sissies
 Peter Pantsless: "Hey ref! Get your head outta yer ass! I mean that guy's head!"
 Chest Rockwell: Hang in there.
Image 202370   09-09-17   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
695
 
 Ronick: Suck it trebek
 Wet farts: I'll take "YOU KNOW WHAT THE FUCK I MEANT" for 500
 skillet: Classic Turd Ferguson.
 Mr. Shine: I worked part-time at my college library (go RMU!), and often assisted professors with research, etc. I was in Linguistics class one day and the professor walked in and called out "Hey, (Mr. Shine), how's business up at the library?" And I got to respond "It's been quiet." He stopped and put his forehead against the whiteboard for a moment.
 tib gubb: herp derp "college is real dumb"
 Sadbot: Good enough joke setup for Leslie Neilsen, good enough for me
 ChubbyBuddy: What is "a slap across you smart mouth?"
Image 202369   09-09-17   Uploaded by    PissedOff
Score:
515
 
 Wooden Spoon: The pillow on her dishwasher is also partially on her stove. It's making me nervous.
 LogicKitty: So much floof...must cuddle
 WTF: Some people just really enjoy cotton candy.
 tib gubb: fat kitty, fluffy kitty... still wanna pet.
 ChubbyBuddy: wait which end do i put food in
Image 202368   09-09-17   Uploaded by    cthulhu
Score:
228
 
 Porbo Mellus: Go go Gadget Fad
 Theta Zero: Warning: do not judo chop antigravity acid
Image 202367   09-09-17   Uploaded by    S R N
Score:
462
 
 Darmstadtium: This is a metaphor
 redmonkey3: So happy with shadow effect didn't see alignment complication...
 Air Biscuit: Bathroom window escape.
 Mr. Shine: NotMyJob.jpg
 DerMantis: Building slurping fusilli pasta stairs is ok in my book
 Psymon: Fire escape for the peripherally disabled
 Peter Pantsless: You can now get to Hogwarts via elevated train
 Theta Zero: Close enough
Image 202366   09-09-17   Uploaded by    Pickle Dick
Score:
389
 
 god666: @DarkTeddy I hear thats like religion
 DarkTeddy: Im used to seeing my dick, other people not so much
 Peter Pantsless: Yeah, for them, maybe
Image 202365   09-09-17   Uploaded by    whipwing
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