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228474  Otterman: Whenever I fart, I shout out "I'm Putin!"

228475  Otterman: 'Murica

228482  Otterman: Request more information, please.

228489  Otterman: Superglue makes posing cats SO much easier.

228490  barfolomew: Yeah, hipsters like to pretend they invented being pissy, but really, we've been assholes forever.

228493  Prostata: Spike Jones and his City Slickers!

228494  barfolomew: Technology has officially gone too far.

228485  Yurishiro: I'm glad none of your ancestors made the choice to not procreate.

228492  Ulillillia: Nice cropping, 'A' Hole.

228487  Yurishiro: y u no pet mee?

228492  Yurishiro: heh, clever

228488  Ulillillia: Next door to Waffle House

228493  Yurishiro: Ahoy, fair maiden!

228474  Coach Teacher: I'll play you for 40 billion dollars, man.

228477  Coach Teacher: Technically still liquid.

228480  Coach Teacher: As a chef, i see nothing wrong with this.

228490  Prostata: @tokyopig that's Pat's Steaks in Philly. It's been there since 1930 and they're famously grumpy.

228480  FabricMan: It's okay. Those are Free & Gentle Tide Pods(tm)! They're perfectly safe to eat

228485  FabricMan: You're looking very healthy

228032  Science: @Matricii: That's what hirelings are for. Never go delving without them.

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2. Yurishiro
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The top ten most commented-on images today:

228339 kornisjon: Would it be fine if I read a magazine instead?

228374 apoxia: White meat only.

228373 Zukero: Walked on a paper shredder?

228348 Darmstadtium: @Hyphae ... and yet we keep coming back... over and over and over and over again...

228321 androbot: me too @Yurishiro

228347 dangerkeith3000: This is a cute picture but the next one is the money shot.

228312 piranharama: Yeah, Im down. Kill me, Pete

228301 charlemagne: I made the radiohead logo on my mario kart ds

228351 Yurishiro: That toad costume is very mice.

228446 Coach Teacher: Mafucka, you ain't even seen that real shit yet.



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 3. Scoo: 6021 points
 4. Bagels: 4965 points
 5. Not A Bot: 4066 points
 6. ColdHotCool: 2316 points
 7. Side Boob: 2260 points
 8. AFanOfSprite: 2120 points
 9. saluted: 2010 points
10. EndlessVanity: 1977 points
11. Fast Sloth: 1961 points
12. greg: 1948 points
13. majorchamp: 1947 points
14. adeadcrab: 1922 points
15. guccigucci: 1827 points
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303
 
 Science: Here's a thought - don't buy fish from a pet store that keeps them in a dixie cup, then later put them in a tiny tupperware container masquerading as an aquarium.
 Spazstatic: This is why you don't use tap water. Dechlorinate.
 SomeCanadian: Good thing he had hat 401k set up.
 bug: *floaty
 Not A Bot: Don't ever change guys.
Image 201931   09-06-17   Uploaded by    MamboNumber6
Score:
503
 
 addend: "Meet our newest office friend..." / Oh, no!
Image 201930   09-06-17   Uploaded by    huskyboy
Score:
668
 
 Robespierre: Little Rascals reincarnated, only to be re-carne-ted later.
 Side Boob: Mmmm..Veal
 BavidDowie: Nice calves, babe
 Niels Bohr: Cuteness if off the charts, I would rustle these cattle.
Image 201929   09-06-17   Uploaded by    mark64
Score:
248
 
 Bu7Z: Sunday service 10am, pipe with Santa, disco icam moon..?
 addend: (Suddenly veers left.)
 some guy : snitches die ugly.
Image 201928   09-06-17   Uploaded by    MikeWhiskey
Score:
227
 
 ratwa: @Jennerator I agree with this
 SomeCanadian: Stop. Think. Are you eating yourself?
 addend: "And we shall dominate all creatures, rule all nations - even command the heavens! - once the global standard is our metric system."
 Niels Bohr: This unit circle is weird.
 Jennerator: No wonder he's so hungry
 Zampano: @realjon is this from a Robert Anton Wilson book?
Image 201927   09-06-17   Uploaded by    realjon
Score:
233
 
 Bu7Z: "And the god, haha, buried a bunch of dinosaur bones, just to mess with us! Lol. "
 SomeCanadian: "Humour." @a robot
 Teechur: Our church does this, too! Lots of fun!
 Nope: @a robot "religion"
 a robot: "Humor"
Image 201926   09-06-17   Uploaded by    Larp Belb
Score:
461
 
 Jennerator: Again the caption Rex it
Image 201925   09-06-17   Uploaded by    Sprinkles
Score:
277
 
 Robespierre: (Push button; DeeDee Sharp song plays)
 Rev80: Fun fact.. The gravy is actually pumped in from the drip pan of the coffee machine next to it.
 PenguinBartender: Seems legit.
 Science: @a robot: It's a movie of its time.
 Ihminen: No ice please.
 a robot: @Butcherboy Weirdly I just watched that movie for the first time in my life TODAY. Sadly I didn't like it very much even though I wanted to.
 XLY: 000 Mashed//Potato Flush
 Butcherboy: richard dreyfuss is intrigued
 Zampano: dont trust vegetables that stream out of a machine
 WaffleIron: WHY ISN'T THERE A "BUTTER" BUTTON?!
Image 201924   09-06-17   Uploaded by    Surprising
Score:
613
 
 Robespierre: Khachaturian never visualized this.
 piranharama: Hypnocat has a sick sense of humour.
 Felicity: Being telepathically puppeted by the cat
 a robot: Radvoted for lazer cat
 addend: "Yesss, dance, hooman. Wear the saber like a crown and bellydance!"
 Chest Rockwell: Safety third!
Image 201923   09-06-17   Uploaded by    Bro Bro
Score:
528
 
 Robespierre: Greatest ... Chinglish shirt ... EVER.
 ignatz: @Ulillillia do you smell toast?
 bug: Bitches don't know bout my don'tg
 Ulillillia: Am I having a stroke?
 Mr. Butt: I need this.
 Zampano: "now do it". NO.
Image 201922   09-06-17   Uploaded by    kensin
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