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258624  addend: "Reservoir /Cats/", much more violent.

258606  Mr. Shine: @Amy Housewine We're cool. I enjoy when it's unclear whether a statement is sarcastic or not.

258623  Felicity: Also, "cool" as measured in Celsius

258609  Warrax: #258613

258623  Shay: Well ain't that a bitches brew.

258613  Warrax: #258609

258608  addend: "Okay, but what's a CD?" @Mr. Shine

258611  Mr. Shine: I keep telling my wife that we should give out those individually wrapped prunes for Halloween.

258617  VoR: Look at em shine.

258606  Amy Housewine: @Mr. Shine Shit. Is this a phrase used in that sort of way? I honestly didn't know.

258628  Korrok: Korrok approves.

258612  Mr. Shine: So can I deposit pizzas into my account?

258610  addend: C3P-toe, but no R-toe-D2.

258613  Mr. Shine: Idgi

258621  Amy Housewine: I'm-a bite youu leg

258621  Mr. Shine: *chomp* "HEY!!"

258496  VoR: I prefer mine furry

258505  VoR: Wind will do that.

258595  Shay: The ocean called: they're running out of shrimp.

258619  addend: # Y M C A #

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas

258520 Felicity: Maybe point it away from the trees

258402 Amy Housewine: I resent that: I might be a witless bum magician but I'm not 'just' a witless bum magician.

258524 Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258450 Bohab: @Scoo oh man, I wish

258329 Felicity: The part of the Bob's Burgers episode where Bob pretends things are talking to him and he does their voices

258546 Mr. Butt: @Passive Fucking racist.

258383 Ironass: This genetic splicing has got to stop! Now they've crossed a woman with an owl!

258337 Felicity: I happen to like nice men

258368 Felicity: I'm thinking eighties drug lord glass bricks, chrome coffee tables, black leather couches, ferns



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Score:
574
 
 sodamachine: lolol @Bill Rye
 jayjay: Rad for bat cuteness and important message; outweighs capitalisation for emphasis and hyphen as em-dash :-)
 jochenau: Bats are the real superheroes.
 Bill Rye: *shamefully puts airhorn away*
Image 201802   09-06-17   Uploaded by    McMuff
Score:
129
 
 Ted Hebert: Your mother and I are still getting divorced, Denise. Now close the fucking door.
 Mr. Shine: Nice homework, dear.
Image 201801   09-06-17   Uploaded by    Commodore 64
Score:
330
 
 Ted Hebert: This is a binge, This is a binge, Elmo's binge...
 Wet farts: Fun was had here
 Dr Awkward: This tickles me
 Donut: Death to Videodrome, Long Live The New Flesh
 Shay: Hi my name is Elmo and welcome to Jackass.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: when furrys do meth just once.
 Cami: Rednecks were here.
Image 201800   09-06-17   Uploaded by    GTA VII
Score:
1053
 
 sparename: MASH was one of the first programs I was allowed to stay up late for (when young, of course) and here in the UK we never realised how lucky we were to see it on the BBC with no canned laughter
 Phillee: @Phillee google showed me i was right
 Phillee: fucking hell, i've never actually watched mash, but something about this made me think: "I bet this guy is from mash and his nick name is radar!"
 Micro Jackson: Incoming!
 Skaalar: @Borkf Seriously, it's so rare that something gives me a little life-affirming chuckle like this.
 Bu7Z: Uh, yeah, um yes sir, that's good speed.
 Borkf: Bless you
Image 201799   09-06-17   Uploaded by    Sparkplug
Score:
322
 
 celtic: @Mr. Shine Lolol
 Mr. Shine: *not to scale
 Back Door Dan: @Dr Awkward Biggest planet in the world!
 Dr Awkward: Whoa, that must be the biggest Earth in all of Europe!
Image 201798   09-06-17   Uploaded by    cran vodka
Score:
132
 
 Ulillillia: Never forget
 dobbiesdoogs: they go all the way up
Image 201797   09-06-17   Uploaded by    Morn Bumbies
Score:
320
 
 Ted Hebert: This made me sad.
 Cami: You DON'T want to see the bottom half of him right now....or maybe you do?
 Dr Awkward: @ignatz Well if you're in a rush for work, obviously the best time saver is to put your shoes on during the drive. And while you put the first one on (left first!) you gotta put the right one somewhere. Can't put it on the floor of the car, that will get the shoes dirty. And you can't put it on your passenger seat, that's reserved for diaramas. So clearly, shoe goes in mouth. (Why do I always have to explain this?!)
 Borkf: I thought he was throwing up at first.
 El Barto: Bleugh, this toast is impossible to chew.
 ignatz: Is this a thing now?
Image 201796   09-06-17   Uploaded by    Natch
Score:
210
 
 McBomalds: @Mr Shifty Damn
 Mr Shifty: Remember those Afghani war rugs in the 1980's? This is a bit more complex. It's an Afghani combat fatigue rug. Best art therapy group I ever attended.
 Skaalar: Bandaids, worms, drawers, a little crowd, exclamation point, and elephant foot.
Image 201795   09-06-17   Uploaded by    Soy Peso
Score:
412
 
 majorchamp: Hm. Talented livestock.
 fanny: @wolfpk Free hogs
 wolfpk: Free hugs
 Not A Bot: Does it look like I'm talking into a bunch of robot penises from down there?
 Fawks: literal moepig
 hajjpodge: Proof that anime is trash: pigs consume it readily.
Image 201794   09-06-17   Uploaded by    tiffany
Score:
497
 
 Ted Hebert: That was seriously some Twilight Zone shit right there.
 Ted Hebert: I type chompers and it reads choppers? The fuck?
 Ted Hebert: I have a pretty elaborate hydrocarbon... er... facility in the woods behind my house. You can't come visit. It isn't ready yet. And I haven't gathered up all the chompers... er... stones. But I am doing for the oil industry what Brooklyn folk are doing for bee population... yeah, I'm making the world a better place.
 piranharama: "Clubbing baby raptors" is now a thing
 trelyate: before we kill the cloned dinosaurs, we should keep them in a theme park with poor security
 AverageJoe: don't worry, in a couple of millions of years there will be oil again under the middle east
 Entertainmentalist: Fossil fuels are primarily decayed plant matter. That means we should cut down all the plants on Earth and bury them.
 funny in the wall: Bro do you even second law of thermodynamics?
 funny in the wall: Bro do you even second law of thermodynamics?
 RiderFan: Oil and coal are older than dinosaurs. WAAAAAY older. Nearly all crude oil and coal come from the Carboniferous period of Earth's history over 300 million years ago.
 El Barto: Then implement Nat Dee's solution to global warming and we're saved!
Image 201793   09-06-17   Uploaded by    Mister Beef
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