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227461  Jabberwikket: Pineapple, Jalapeno, Mushroom & Black Olive, with the right sauce is excellent

227489  drtofu: You killed my father. Prepare to die!

227491  ThatGuy: IMPROBABLE!

227500  ThatGuy: Illegitimate!

227501  tib gubb: very nice ;)

227501  ThatGuy: Nnnnnnice! #DeepSpace69

227472  addend: Next time on "Maury"!

227489  Jabberwikket: Luigi's warp tunnel took him to GTA

227490  Jabberwikket: "Cake or DEATH!" "I'll have the chicken"

227478  addend: "Yuri, Vlad..., where's Boris?"

227492  Amy Housewine: Eat-a him, like-a da Mario

227479  addend: Until you notice the drool. :(

227481  addend: Then the waiter asked, "Do you want /flies/ with that?"

227501  glenalec: This is fine.

227482  addend: Who broke into my basement?!

227507  glenalec: I bet it smells great in there!

227509  glenalec: This one didn't dig so deep, it appears.

227500  glenalec: Speak up! I didn't hear you!

227455  glenalec: I want the hippopotamus doona-cover

227461  glenalec: I disagree with your opinion, but I rad your right to peacefully state it.

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227283 White Rice: I guess after 3 repeats the bot finally recognized that it was literally the same image & wont allow the silliness to continue (which is odd, considering the number of classics, reclassics, and rereclassics that weve seen over time)

227370 becca: @funny in the wall what do you study? That sounds awesome...

227343 Dresdenkeogh: Hold on. I want to cuddle. But I gotta go fast.

227396 tib gubb: and then it will be delicious

227380 tib gubb: wouldn't be the least surprised if this were an actual thing

227291 RiderFan: @wolfpk And rain.

227338 Kess: I would so play this if the main character wore assless chaps the whole time.

227340 drtofu: Im. okay with this!

227357 Felicity: Then you ought to have more tolerance and respect for his freedom to be himself

227367 ignatz: @Felicity My Grandma had a convertible Olds, she could put the top down (or up) at 110 mph!



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Score:
574
 
 sodamachine: lolol @Bill Rye
 Felicity: Rad for bat cuteness and important message; outweighs capitalisation for emphasis and hyphen as em-dash :-)
 jochenau: Bats are the real superheroes.
 Bill Rye: *shamefully puts airhorn away*
Image 201802   09-06-17   Uploaded by    McMuff
Score:
129
 
 Ted Hebert: Your mother and I are still getting divorced, Denise. Now close the fucking door.
 Mr. Shine: Nice homework, dear.
Image 201801   09-06-17   Uploaded by    Commodore 64
Score:
330
 
 Ted Hebert: This is a binge, This is a binge, Elmo's binge...
 Wet farts: Fun was had here
 Dr Awkward: This tickles me
 Donut: Death to Videodrome, Long Live The New Flesh
 Shay: Hi my name is Elmo and welcome to Jackass.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: when furrys do meth just once.
 Cami: Rednecks were here.
Image 201800   09-06-17   Uploaded by    GTA VII
Score:
1029
 
 sparename: MASH was one of the first programs I was allowed to stay up late for (when young, of course) and here in the UK we never realised how lucky we were to see it on the BBC with no canned laughter
 Phillee: @Phillee google showed me i was right
 Phillee: fucking hell, i've never actually watched mash, but something about this made me think: "I bet this guy is from mash and his nick name is radar!"
 Micro Jackson: Incoming!
 Skaalar: @Borkf Seriously, it's so rare that something gives me a little life-affirming chuckle like this.
 Bu7Z: Uh, yeah, um yes sir, that's good speed.
 Borkf: Bless you
Image 201799   09-06-17   Uploaded by    Sparkplug
Score:
322
 
 celtic: @Mr. Shine Lolol
 Mr. Shine: *not to scale
 Felicity: @Dr Awkward Biggest planet in the world!
 Dr Awkward: Whoa, that must be the biggest Earth in all of Europe!
Image 201798   09-06-17   Uploaded by    cran vodka
Score:
132
 
 Ulillillia: Never forget
 dobbiesdoogs: they go all the way up
Image 201797   09-06-17   Uploaded by    Morn Bumbies
Score:
320
 
 Ted Hebert: This made me sad.
 Cami: You DON'T want to see the bottom half of him right now....or maybe you do?
 Dr Awkward: @ignatz Well if you're in a rush for work, obviously the best time saver is to put your shoes on during the drive. And while you put the first one on (left first!) you gotta put the right one somewhere. Can't put it on the floor of the car, that will get the shoes dirty. And you can't put it on your passenger seat, that's reserved for diaramas. So clearly, shoe goes in mouth. (Why do I always have to explain this?!)
 Borkf: I thought he was throwing up at first.
 El Barto: Bleugh, this toast is impossible to chew.
 ignatz: Is this a thing now?
Image 201796   09-06-17   Uploaded by    Natch
Score:
210
 
 McBomalds: @Mr Shifty Damn
 Mr Shifty: Remember those Afghani war rugs in the 1980's? This is a bit more complex. It's an Afghani combat fatigue rug. Best art therapy group I ever attended.
 Skaalar: Bandaids, worms, drawers, a little crowd, exclamation point, and elephant foot.
Image 201795   09-06-17   Uploaded by    Soy Peso
Score:
412
 
 Robespierre: Hm. Talented livestock.
 fanny: @wolfpk Free hogs
 wolfpk: Free hugs
 Not A Bot: Does it look like I'm talking into a bunch of robot penises from down there?
 Fawks: literal moepig
 hajjpodge: Proof that anime is trash: pigs consume it readily.
Image 201794   09-06-17   Uploaded by    tiffany
Score:
497
 
 Ted Hebert: That was seriously some Twilight Zone shit right there.
 Ted Hebert: I type chompers and it reads choppers? The fuck?
 Ted Hebert: I have a pretty elaborate hydrocarbon... er... facility in the woods behind my house. You can't come visit. It isn't ready yet. And I haven't gathered up all the chompers... er... stones. But I am doing for the oil industry what Brooklyn folk are doing for bee population... yeah, I'm making the world a better place.
 piranharama: "Clubbing baby raptors" is now a thing
 trelyate: before we kill the cloned dinosaurs, we should keep them in a theme park with poor security
 AverageJoe: don't worry, in a couple of millions of years there will be oil again under the middle east
 Entertainmentalist: Fossil fuels are primarily decayed plant matter. That means we should cut down all the plants on Earth and bury them.
 funny in the wall: Bro do you even second law of thermodynamics?
 funny in the wall: Bro do you even second law of thermodynamics?
 RiderFan: Oil and coal are older than dinosaurs. WAAAAAY older. Nearly all crude oil and coal come from the Carboniferous period of Earth's history over 300 million years ago.
 El Barto: Then implement Nat Dee's solution to global warming and we're saved!
Image 201793   09-06-17   Uploaded by    Mister Beef
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