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216356  cishet: I could not eat off those plates..sorry

216346  Yurishiro: He doesn't even have a clutch, that's a fancy cane.

216137  Science: He's banging the cake later.

216351  Yurishiro: THAT's where all those stories where the son kills the father come from.

216342  Yurishiro: Dance with me, honey, dance like you never danced before!

216169  Science: @Hokie333: At least they aren't showing ankle.

216344  Yurishiro: No he didn't!

216183  Science: "Woah - sorry bro, you're not on the list. Back of the line"

216190  Science: Slams "Enemy" button repeatedly

216347  Yurishiro: Yup, that's the government M.O.

216348  Yurishiro: He's such a cool head he's used as a refrigerator.

216203  Science: @Nope: Can't deny me, bitch. I always win in the end.

216349  Yurishiro: Times were ruff in 2010 B.C.

216215  Science: Slugs? He created slugs?

216224  Science: Private Johnson lost his penis in a tragic backblast accident today...

216357  realjon: Omg where did you find this?? I have an uncle I NEED to get this for.

216232  Science: I say we start a war on May the 5th. Maybe call it Cinco de Quatro?

216268  Science: Connie Chung rubs this in his face every year.

216270  Science: @wolfpk: Wrong part though

216274  Science: @trelyate: I don't know - I'm sure there will be plenty of guys in masks groping mustachioed fellows.

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216273 Teechur: @fanny @boozer Oh, yeah, they do! My 16 y-o daughter finds hers every now and then and plays all kinds of music on it for a couple of weeks. Then it gets "lost" again.

216098 addend: "The good news is that we didn't find any polyps..."

216191 Rev80: Finally, a public park with spooning practice equipment

216224 Science: Private Johnson lost his penis in a tragic backblast accident today...

216141 Rev80: Don't use that hydrant.. It's full of Super Mario Brothers Rule34 images..

216143 wolfpk: Now that's what I call a salad! Where do you get it?

216190 Science: Slams "Enemy" button repeatedly

216237 wolfpk: Trying not to puke!

216140 Robespierre: Hell of a posse you got there.

216231 binglesnort: "Lisa's casting spells at an eighth grade level, you've sinned against nature"



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Score:
574
 
 sodamachine: lolol @Bill Rye
 Felicity: Rad for bat cuteness and important message; outweighs capitalisation for emphasis and hyphen as em-dash :-)
 jochenau: Bats are the real superheroes.
 Bill Rye: *shamefully puts airhorn away*
Image 201802   09-06-17   Uploaded by    McMuff
Score:
129
 
 Ted Hebert: Your mother and I are still getting divorced, Denise. Now close the fucking door.
 Mr. Shine: Nice homework, dear.
Image 201801   09-06-17   Uploaded by    Commodore 64
Score:
330
 
 Ted Hebert: This is a binge, This is a binge, Elmo's binge...
 Wet farts: Fun was had here
 Dr Awkward: This tickles me
 Donut: Death to Videodrome, Long Live The New Flesh
 Shay: Hi my name is Elmo and welcome to Jackass.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: when furrys do meth just once.
 Cami: Rednecks were here.
Image 201800   09-06-17   Uploaded by    GTA VII
Score:
1029
 
 sparename: MASH was one of the first programs I was allowed to stay up late for (when young, of course) and here in the UK we never realised how lucky we were to see it on the BBC with no canned laughter
 Phillee: @Phillee google showed me i was right
 Phillee: fucking hell, i've never actually watched mash, but something about this made me think: "I bet this guy is from mash and his nick name is radar!"
 Micro Jackson: Incoming!
 Skaalar: @Borkf Seriously, it's so rare that something gives me a little life-affirming chuckle like this.
 Bu7Z: Uh, yeah, um yes sir, that's good speed.
 Borkf: Bless you
Image 201799   09-06-17   Uploaded by    Sparkplug
Score:
322
 
 celtic: @Mr. Shine Lolol
 Mr. Shine: *not to scale
 Felicity: @Dr Awkward Biggest planet in the world!
 Dr Awkward: Whoa, that must be the biggest Earth in all of Europe!
Image 201798   09-06-17   Uploaded by    cran vodka
Score:
132
 
 Ulillillia: Never forget
 dobbiesdoogs: they go all the way up
Image 201797   09-06-17   Uploaded by    Morn Bumbies
Score:
320
 
 Ted Hebert: This made me sad.
 Cami: You DON'T want to see the bottom half of him right now....or maybe you do?
 Dr Awkward: @ignatz Well if you're in a rush for work, obviously the best time saver is to put your shoes on during the drive. And while you put the first one on (left first!) you gotta put the right one somewhere. Can't put it on the floor of the car, that will get the shoes dirty. And you can't put it on your passenger seat, that's reserved for diaramas. So clearly, shoe goes in mouth. (Why do I always have to explain this?!)
 Borkf: I thought he was throwing up at first.
 El Barto: Bleugh, this toast is impossible to chew.
 ignatz: Is this a thing now?
Image 201796   09-06-17   Uploaded by    Natch
Score:
210
 
 McBomalds: @Mr Shifty Damn
 Mr Shifty: Remember those Afghani war rugs in the 1980's? This is a bit more complex. It's an Afghani combat fatigue rug. Best art therapy group I ever attended.
 Skaalar: Bandaids, worms, drawers, a little crowd, exclamation point, and elephant foot.
Image 201795   09-06-17   Uploaded by    Soy Peso
Score:
412
 
 Robespierre: Hm. Talented livestock.
 fanny: @wolfpk Free hogs
 wolfpk: Free hugs
 Not A Bot: Does it look like I'm talking into a bunch of robot penises from down there?
 Fawks: literal moepig
 hajjpodge: Proof that anime is trash: pigs consume it readily.
Image 201794   09-06-17   Uploaded by    tiffany
Score:
497
 
 Ted Hebert: That was seriously some Twilight Zone shit right there.
 Ted Hebert: I type chompers and it reads choppers? The fuck?
 Ted Hebert: I have a pretty elaborate hydrocarbon... er... facility in the woods behind my house. You can't come visit. It isn't ready yet. And I haven't gathered up all the chompers... er... stones. But I am doing for the oil industry what Brooklyn folk are doing for bee population... yeah, I'm making the world a better place.
 piranharama: "Clubbing baby raptors" is now a thing
 trelyate: before we kill the cloned dinosaurs, we should keep them in a theme park with poor security
 AverageJoe: don't worry, in a couple of millions of years there will be oil again under the middle east
 Entertainmentalist: Fossil fuels are primarily decayed plant matter. That means we should cut down all the plants on Earth and bury them.
 funny in the wall: Bro do you even second law of thermodynamics?
 funny in the wall: Bro do you even second law of thermodynamics?
 RiderFan: Oil and coal are older than dinosaurs. WAAAAAY older. Nearly all crude oil and coal come from the Carboniferous period of Earth's history over 300 million years ago.
 El Barto: Then implement Nat Dee's solution to global warming and we're saved!
Image 201793   09-06-17   Uploaded by    Mister Beef
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